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First for Ciri

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Triss is bliss!

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valve WILL save us

Why do all the male NPCs in Wild Hunt have such glowing amber eyes?

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Idk but everyone has limbal rings in their eyes for some reason

'Avin fun with the boys
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that's the reason why that bomb is called 'dancing star'

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Geralt and Triss OTP

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qt gilf

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Did you play TW3 with English VA or Polish for the authentic experience?

>crach still the best because only alchemy can reliably stop the engines

I see.

I played with Japanese VA for optimal waifuing experience

English because they went on record in saying they put the same care into only Polish and English. And Polish has been criticized as being too uniform in accents because there is zero VA talent that knows Polish and has a distinct accent. But Polish Geralt/Ciri is infinitely better than Eng Geralt/Ciri

Why would Polish be authentic? That's just silly.

Polish because its canon

Triss is also better

Is The Witcher an eroge?

I like Triss's voice in english more but the quality of her voice is pretty terrible at times. If I had it my way I would want her to voice like she did in TW2

anyone else liked Triss character design more in TW1

> hur dur muh polish cause polish game
> Not realizing the same if not even more care was put in the english version
> Not realizing that the Ciri, Yennefer, Regis and Emhyr VA are insanely good (Even if Ciri was a little weird sometimes)
> Not appreiating the different accents

Ciri is definitely better in polish

I love Owlfu's voice acting in eng too

Ciri's voice acting in English is atrocious.

this
t. Cirifriend

I played both ways and personally prefer Polish for a few reasons. I like the Slav feel, I like that the voice actors are more consistent over all 3 games and I love how Geralt and Triss sound in Polish.

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English for my first run through the series staying neutral/helpful (sparing human/elven/"monster" lives, refusing some payments etc) and Polish for my racist murderhobo run where I may as well have been in control of a blue stripe/witch hunter.

Is probably better, yeah. But is not atrocius in english. The VA is really good.
But as she explained, they didn't give her any direction or showed her the character, so wasn't sure what type of character she was voicing.

did gwent die?

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>Got to bed
>Triss a cute
>Wake up
>Triss still a cute

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what's that?

Our savior

i'm going to assume it's some failed game mod that broke all gwentfags

What did cdpr mean by this?

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Ciri is 21-23, don't know about Triss

I mean, Ciri does in fact look like an old wear down hag.

One uses magic to make herself look pretty, the other's had a pretty rough life.

Still prettier than Triss

The only girl uglier than Ciri in W3 is Keira.

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No

Oh please, you can't possibly think that horseface looks better than Ciri.

Are you gay user?

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I don't

She legitimately looks like a horse. Ciri might be pretty ugly but not THAT ugly.

Shani and Syanna are uglier.

And Triss and Yen

How can one have such shit taste user?

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Top tier
>Ciri
>Triss
>Annarietta

Decent tier
>Yen
>Fringilla

Meh tier
>Keira
>Syanna

Disgusting tier
>Ves
>Cerys

Godess tier
>Ciri
Top tier
>Anarietta
>Triss
>Shani
Mid tier
>Yen
>Syanna
>Fringilla
>Keira
Low tier
>Cerys
>Ves

Top tier
>Triss
>Annarietta

Mid Tier
>Ves
>Shani
>Yen
>Ciri
Low tier
>Syanna
>Keira
>Cerys

>Putting Cerys and Ves in the bottom tier
Disgusting. Dominant women are the best.

>Cerys in low tier
All of you are confirmed tasteless faggots. She's beautiful, strong, and not an insufferable bitch.

Filthy, muscular, tomboyish dyke. I'll pass.

t. cuck

she wasn't so dominant when henselt was fucking her

Why does everyone hate Syanna?
I thought she was kinda cute...
She looks a bit older, but I like her style.

Because she's an evil piece of shit cunt?

Welcome to the witcher world, faggit.

>everyone's a piece of shit so it's unreasonable to dislike this one person for also being a piece of shit

>Why does everyone hate Syanna?
>takes advantage of an autistic vampire that ultimately results in hunders of dead innocents
Hmm...

because women shouldn't have short hair

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kys

She doesn't have short hair.
Not even Vigo does.

still too short. real women must have their hair at shoulder length minimum

Sexist much?

I love Syanna! Adorable little rascal

>Yennefer lowered her head and watched the goldfish swimming around her legs. ‘Make sure you change the pond water, Enid,’ she murmured, ‘I just urinated’

God I wish I was there to drink it

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what would it taste like?

Like piss.

Lilac, Gooseberries and Geralt's semen

It's canon that Yen is into kinky sex but I doubt they were into urethra penetration.

The semen taste in her piss comes from swallowing several gallons worth of geralt's balljuice every day.

Trissfu more like Turdfart lmao

Triss Merigold "the whore" of Maribor

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There's no way Yen's a swallower, even for Geralt. I'm sure she's super kinky with Geralt and even submissive in some regards but I don't think she has it in her

>AR is a terrible card with no tempo
Absolutely. The only decks I've seen where adrenaline rush feels appropriate are ones that go all-in on Sabbath memes.

I may have to give that a go next time I get the urge to play. I guess I could technically half-ass it by flipping the voiceovers in Gwent now too. Might try that out for shits and giggles.

It did, yes. RIP Gwent 2018(Assuming it launches)-2018.

TRISS IS A CUTE !!
A CUTE !!

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Acutely disgusting, yes.

user, I have a question for you. One which may shake you to your very core, but I feel I must ask it anyway because the curiosity is driving me wild. Why the space before the exclamation marks? Just like how it looks better?

friendly reminder Yennefer is canon, there are god damn song and ballads in the game about it.

Triss is simply pure self insert degenerancy

What did Ciri mean by this?

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She was going to teach him how to play Gwent, much like she taught Geralt in the tutorial for stand alone Gwent. The reason she didn't teach Geralt about blacklisting is because she tried to tell Skjall about it but it took so long to explain the fucky rules behind it that the wild hunt killed him, which traumatized Ciri and prevented her from ever explaining blacklisting to anyone ever again.

It's all right there, you just have to put the pieces together.

Irrelevant, if Geralt and Trissfu had their relationship span over dozens of years there would be THOUSANDS of ballads! Also canon means nothing, there is no canon if you're playing the game

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kek

*BLRP BLRP BLRP BLRP BLRP* sharp inhales *BLRP BLRP BLRP BLRP BLRP*

stop memeing u fucks

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I don't understand

user is saying that Ciri is teaching Skjall how to orally pleasure her feminine penis.

Haven't got anything better to do. Can't be bothered to play Gwent until the dailies roll over, been playing like absolute ass in Slay the Spire, nothing else really floats my boat at the moment so the best course of action is talking about Ciri teaching Skjall Gwent. I guess I could take this opportunity to get back into some Hitman so I could have more to discuss with Hitmanfriend. Or I could try to finish off Siege of Dragonspear, had been enjoying it fairly well but petered out on it.

sauce pls

Who are the best witcher sfm creators?

Fuck off Howard.