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Reminder to grenade your own MTF buddies at the elevator when they stand still long enough. It's the fastest way to end rounds, so as the meta it's both the best and worst thing ever.
Banana peel scp when
Never bully the Peanut
people are way ahead of you and they've been doing that for ages
I'm not even joking, people have been teamnading to end rounds
why is 147.135.10.140 dead?
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>Likewise, if they didn't kill, NOBODY would have fun
I've not said make it a complete sandbox so stop strawmanning because you have no argument. The point is that the light objectives are enough. Anything more will be overkill.
>there has been a huge meta that I've been complaining about for like a month and it's only gotten worse
Current "meta" is fine. Most issues people have come from them being shitty as a scip team.
>you're the one who should be palying cod cos you like scp:cod
lmao nice "no u" argument. You're the one who wants to autistically win the game instead of having fun with the mechanics.
What if SCPs healed 25% of their health back everytime CI or NTF spawned
Fuck off and shut up you 2 little cunts
(The joke)
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(You)
This is not me, I'm not trying to shitpost you sorry
That would just encourage SCPs to stall the round when 30+ minute games are already a problem on most servers
>peanut stops being fun
no thanks
First, git gud. Second, stop caring about winning and just have fun. Theres nothing to gain from getting assmad that you got killed.
>You're the one who wants to autistically win the game instead of having fun with the mechanics.
there's no fun mechanics in SCP:CoD
>Most issues people have come from them being shitty as a scip team.
ahh yes I forgot I should camp the elevators and just ding people, I forgot
>no u again
hello squeaker
>be zboi
>got trapped in an armory room during a crazy shootout
>still stuck here, shitposting on Veeky Forums
help.
good you finally admitted you're just shitposting, should have noticed sooner
If you're going to resort to repeated "no u" then I'm not going to take your shitposting seriously. You're the one who wants a super srs win at all costs vidya and as such would be better suited to cod. Saying "no U want to play cod" is not a response worth engaging with.
How many on shitpost?
post streamables
I was the Lanky and it was funny as hell.
>spawn as Doc on neo.shitpost.info
>34ms ping
>spam click on an NTF (hitmarkers appear multiple times) but she doesn't die and jumps away
>a group of 4 D-boys and 2 NTF walk straight through me, I spam click, only two die
>some scientist then kills me with the BFG
Yes I'm fucking mad.
That isnt me, been asleep. I have nothing to do with any servermod shit, I'm just using the disarm mod because it was posted here early.
Reminder to bully Nerds
Soy-Nut
>she
Soy-boys
Soyentists
Chaos Insurgensoy
>(s)he
Soy Guy
S Soy P
Everyone get on 147.135.10.140:7777
Oh, you were the Doc that I kept bumping into.
I was wondering how the fuck I didn't die. Although I did have 143ms ping
Chaos Insoygency
Oh that explains it, I just assumed it was Unity being buggy for me, haha.
I can't bitch about other people's ping because I've abused mine to go on a snapping spree as Peanut on NA servers more than once
I'm an Alabama furry and I wanna be free, To shoot all the d-boys and the SCP.
I dont talk, I got no mic, I only use my soundboard to relive the third reich.
>the girl on shitpost left
i will miss your sweet voice gamer girl
Femur break yourself
if you mean fapping yes i will
The girl gamers aren't the problem. The people reacting to them are.
>join shitpost
>be mtf
>we super soaker Lanky for 5 seconds
>doesn't die
Fuck you Wilson stop hacking
i didn't react to her i just like her soothing voice
Notey?
fuck off to the furry server cretin
You rang?
I'll play later, I want to work on stuff for a while.
i also like the voice of that norvegian tryhard
>responding to namedrops
>namedropping
>making a big deal out of it
you're all fags
Beautiful, user.
Please draw more D-boy on Nerd lewds. Or Lanky.
I respond as a drawfag for the thread. That's enough to warrant a reaction, yes?
>147.135.10.140
GET IN HERE BOIS
UPDATE IS OUT
FANCY LIGHT CONTAINMENT ROOM
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>steamcommunity.com
>Configurable warheads - the server owner can decide how much time it should take to detonation - from 70 seconds to even 2 minutes.
>Optimization - we've purchased a great asset with money earned from Patreon (btw, thank you to all our supporters!). It's a dynamic occlusion culling script, that in my case gave me +36% FPS.
>MTF or CI respawn now block in some cases (ex. after warhead detonation)
>We also started a LCZ overhaul - currently there's only a single room of that type - but we will add more of them during the updates!
oh yes
That new LCZ design looks like shit
All rooms marked with LCZ just in case you forget where you are, I guess. It's hideous.
>going through 914 code to allow people to write plugins that do shit with it
>instead of distroying objects, he teleports them down 4000 units
but why
Nice selfie, 173!
can i update now? will i be able to play on /v/ servers after?
that room is the ventilation room from the unity remake of CB right?
What soundboard software do you people use?
>We also started a LCZ overhaul - currently there's only a single room of that type - but we will add more of them during the updates!
>one room
>looks like shit
>doesn't fit with other rooms
haha great job hoobert
Won't work until the server updates.
Why don't they fucking hire a modeler? it's not like they need UBER POLY MODELS for the game, but at least someone to work on some original assets, ffs.
they have one
Yeah, the guy who won the art contest. but what the fuck is he making, then?
no, although the top 3 were given a chance to work with hoobert (lol), they had an artist before then
used to be the only O7 in the disc before hoobert got O7
Everyone wanted more room variety
Hoobert gave what was asked of him
More room variety means getting lost less often
Which is bad
No, they actually hired him. The guy who placed 3rd is now labeled as "Game Dev" in the discord channel. Dunno if the 2nd one is too.
well i actually clicked on the link, the update will happen in a couple of hours
exiting pocket dimension pops you out in scientist spawn locations, yes or no?
this isn't room variety
that's just another crossroad
all that does is cause people to get lost less, which is arguably worse
yes
Hell yeah motherfucker
Also yeah new LCZ looks very questionable. I'd only rarely use that thing, and most of the containments and corridors must be equally sized up to give the impression of a huge facility (while avoiding making it too easy to trap Peanut of course)
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get in fags
I meant it as a joke more than anything.
Also fuck yes, that would come close to fully fixing Larry
>Crashing everytime I try to join any server
Why bother living
CRASHING THIS SERVER
WITH NO SURVIVORS
Not actually, you could keep the map the same size and not have every type of room spawn on every map generation.
Or theoretically make the map bigger but that's less advisable at a certain point.
How long until 079 is back?
>you can't use 914 to turn z-boys back into D-boys
We REALLY need to get a hold of the procgen map code before we can start building upon it ourselves.
Like, have they tried mixing random with pre-greenlit curated seeds you'd have to see some signs to recognise.
>femur breaker doesn't actually break player's femur, just the player character's femur
Psshh, casuals
>not breaking your femur for maximum immersion
>I seriously hope you D-boys don't do this
>not breaking your femur while stepping into the femur breaker for ultimate immersion
filthy casuals get out
Sorry, I'm having a hard time ordering my very own femur breaker after snapping my own neck after a meet with Peanut
I can't use my credit card after zombofying myself
I know it would never happen, but I want 682 vs 106. And I want Larry to win. Fuck that Mary Sue Lizard.
I can't leave this room after I spawned as d-boy.
How can someone be this upset with a fictional lizard
They want to add him at the same time as the fire guy, which I'm pretty sure they haven't even even started working on
It's best if you don't think about it
Having fun
Isn't hard
When you've got an 05 card
free game no bitchin
Come on inside
We've contained everything for sure
There's plenty to do
Or you can just break your femur
i don't think peanut, lanky and zboys are smart enough to disable the nuke, only larry and doc should e be able to do it
What if SCPs could swap class to other SCPs to fill much needed roles in lower pop rounds? Just visit their containment perhaps.
one lonely z boi
Enjoy eternal loneliness
>tfw every time i get shadow realmed I make up bullshit about the stars and astrology and somehow get out to others' amazement
>none of the US vg servers are up
>forced to play on non FF servers
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee