/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #587

Comfy Saturday Morning Edition
Previous: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Witefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Game Files Dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>no?
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

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Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

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baka!

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I love Natsuki!

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Let's make sure this thread starts off well by appreciating just how much of a qt Yuri is!

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I love her too.

I love her too.

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She's be a great incubator for my child.

I love her too.

Cute!

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I want to marry Monika!

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Your doki but she snores like a fucking elephant. It's been 2 weeks since you have a proper night's sleep

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention

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It's Monika not Monika, get it right you baka!

>snores like a fucking elephant
I'm narcoleptic, so she won't be keeping me up. Even if she wanted to.

sayori butt big

non-canon
MC didn't notice Natsuki falling asleep in-game

I want to take Natsuki out for ice cream.

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Your doki but you catch her shitposting on /pol/, calling people soyboys and suggesting exterminating niggers and jews

Good morning, everyone~! I hope you all had a nice night and enjoyed yourselves.
Welcome back to my poetry club!

Word of the thread is "vanguard"!
Alternatives are 'titan' and 'masquerade'.

I encourage everyone to join in and write a lovely poem using one of these three words as your theme or topic! You can pick any of them, but as always the main one is preferred, but I'm sure you knew that already.
In any case, everyone is welcome so please don't be shy or anything like that! As long as you're trying, that's all that matters! Do your best and speak from your shattered heart! Poetry is about emotion, so really try to embrace your feelings when you write!
Go ahead and share your poem here and be sure to discuss other people's poems with them! Compare theirs to your own and see where the differences arise. It could be writing style, techniques, or even something more fundamental like your initial interpretations of the word. Point is that you can find something, and that's where half of the fun is!
Ahaha... I hope you all have fun and I'm looking forward to reading all of your poems soon!
Enjoy!

A pastel rose is growing from the frosted ground.
Monika!

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She wasn't sleeping. She fainted because of her malnutrition.

correct

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Who need sleeps when you have Doki?

Who doesn't?

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I didn't think I could love her any more, but I guess she just proved me wrong!

I do that all the time even though I'm a spic. We can shitpost together I guess

Monikanon!!!!!

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late
- Mental reconditioning probably

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

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Eh, I hate SJWs as much as anyone else but going full /pol/-tard is too much for me. As long as she can keep her spaghetti under control, we can manage.

I tell her as smugly as possible that the First Reich was the best Reich.

>Heating water for your tea on the microwave
Why is this bad?

Monika but she does pic related to you

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Ironically or unironically?

Your doki but she's behind all the bad shit that has happened to (You)

yes please holy fuck

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I'm sad.

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If it means she gets to be real she could be the cause of everything bad that's ever happened to me previously. If she's like a bad luck charm when she gets to the real world I'll just deal with it.

Yuri will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill in your bran flakes for breakfast

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I love her too.

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>tfw you will never be in an incestuous relationship with Monika and spill your seed into her womb to make inbred babies

Hi. What happened?

What a coincidence, I want to hit Monika too!

Your Doki but she doesn't want to be with you, but she doesn't want you to be with anyone else either

ANYDAY

I would forgive her.

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Radiation.

Why would she care what I do with my life if she doesn't want to have anything to do with me? I'll tell her to fuck off and let me live my life.

But can I still eat 50 Chicken McNuggets at once?

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same here friend

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feels like fucking shit dude

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I don't even own a microwave. Call me a luddite.

post the pic

It turns the water radioactive and causes the Hydrogen and Oxygen atoms to decay.

I love Monika!

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I would kill her for 2017 year alone. Fuck 2017, worst year of my life.

I better buy that electric kettle.

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I will destroy Yuri's pussy

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I will punch Natsuki

One of my friends is mad at me for something that happened last night...

*hug* Why are you feeling down?

I'd still love her.

I will kill you

Monika but she has a sister who was the main route of another dating sim who is better than her in every way, and she keeps her chained to a radiator in her basement.

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I will make it my life goal to find you and force you to apologize!

Reminder that we will all die one day

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I am sorry but you can't use sentance Monika and someone else is better then her in the same sentance

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Unironically feels good, man.

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and water wets?

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Anyone who COULD be better than her is in her basement.

I'm waiting for the second time

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Speak for yourself ;)

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I'm sure Monika is always wet like a slut she is

You know same old stuff, hate myself, hate my life. Feeling like I'm never going anywhere etc etc.

prove it faggot

Natsuki but she's a gluttonous monstrosity that constantly attempts to attack and devour the other dokis when they least expect it

>mfw if it wasn't for all of that shit I wouldn't have ended up here
I have no regrets.jpg

I haven't been here in like two weeks.
What did i miss?

She will have to explain herself and then be "punished" for quite a while before we're even.

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Lots of Natsuki green

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Hey anons is it bad that i want to get crashed by Sayori thighs ?

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Nudes, drama and a few filler arcs.

Buch of poems, fics, greens, and some crap-flinging with a pinch of drama on top.
In short, same old.
Welcome back!

no_

>nudes
explain pls

Today's not the day, and since I never know when it'll be, caring about it is null.

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We got your nudes.

Hope you like them

water's not actually wet

If you're talking about Monikanon nudes i already have them boys ;)
Anyway, any fic worth mentioning?
Also fill me up with that drama

but your mom definitely was last night

>tfw called ugly by a girl
thank God, I was starting to think a girl could ever love me

Thanks

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Squishy Sayori!

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Which doki do you think would be the most likely to enjoy, or at least tolerate the smell of cigarettes.
Not necessarily like cigs themselves, mind you, just the smell.

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Should've hit her right there.

Jeez you killed him!
I wonder if she squeaks like a dog chew toy when you Loveher hard enough
German su

I know you might be asleep already, but I hope you're doing okay. You can talk to me whenever if you feel like it.

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Perhaps all of them will ask you to quit smokery, but they will not be angry

I know. That's why I said "water wets", not "water's wet"