/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #589

Pro Edition
Previous: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Witefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Game Files Dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>That isn't how a pro does it, user. You're a pro. Don't do it.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

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Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/bG9UrQuL
youtube.com/watch?v=SHNeeSDN9mM
youtube.com/watch?v=SCwcJsBYL3o
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvpa9S-WRU8
youtube.com/watch?v=x8co8ARw2BU
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

First for Monika!

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I love Natsuki!

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first for tf2 engineer

First for Sayori!

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You can probably pay a person to trade teeth and die on craigslist for money.

Your Doki but she preaches to you the gospel of our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ

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Nice one, hard hat.

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>wake up
>see this next to you
What do?

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Best Doki is dressed as Best Magica!
Beautiful!

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I LOVE MY WIFE!

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You two are giving me butterflies in my stomach again. And you both called me cutie!
I'm not a cutie! There's two of you, how would that work for cuddling?

I want to put my weiner in Monika's heinie

vomit all over it

i want to put my meat pipe in monika's blooming flower

I could take your right side, the other user could take the left. And yes you are a cutie, cutie~

Would I technically still be loyal to my doki Natsuki if I was raped?

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Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

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Good luck user!
Isn't that what fourchan is all about?
Life is fucking weird.
Cuddling from both sides.

Well it needs to be homeless in case it's my "get away with murder" scenario, where me and a friend make sure there's no survives and leave two homeless bodies with no identification due to them being hobos and setting fire to the place so the hobos would get blamed and we could sink among the masses who act worried.

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I love her too!

Hey! Hey you! Take a look at this Yuri! Her flowing hair, her cute face! The high-class attitude, hiding a darker nature! Her big giant words! I know that you, too, must have fallen in love with her at this point!

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Of course.

We're making a cutie sandwich!

It’s been a bit, Sorry for not being around as much.
But, some of you may know me as Troubled_Writer_user.
I heard about this writing contest that has an actual prize. A Doki Keychain sure does sound swell.
I liked the idea so much I made a fic for it!

pastebin.com/bG9UrQuL

It stars Sayori and user!
I don’t normally write for the sake of contest or prizes but, this has my interest.

Can't find a problem with that.

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It will be alright!

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What are You gents up to?
I'm going back to College to get my Master's and I'm losing weight pretty well.

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>wake up
>see this

wat do

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I want to put my hand in Monika's hand.

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I love Yuri!
>I know that you, too, must have fallen in love with her at this point!
I fell in love a long time ago!

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We /ded/ now?

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Like I said before, good luck!
This is amazing news.

Did someone say naked apron?

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Not yet. But we will all return to the calming, beautiful void in time, where we can finally rest, while alien archeologists harvest our long lost data and wonder about who these "dokis" humanity worshipped as gods really were.

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>Monika, except she is the Madonna, Queen of Heaven and flanked by her angelic club members
I'm trying to find a good picture to shop this together. any help is appreciated

>Went through three threads today.
>Dead.
user, do you even know what dead means?

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I- You can't- you can't just say you'd have me in middle like that! Th-That's not fair! And do NOT call me part of a cutie sandwich, I am NOT a cutie.

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If you speed this gif up itll look like Sayori is sneezing

this animation would be great if her mouth didn't open so wide, it feels like she randomly goes AAAAAAAAAAA there

While that image is not bad. I would have to argue that this is better!

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I love her with all my heart

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Your doki but your years in solitude have permanently covered you in dust that explodes into the air when you are touched, making your doki unable to hug you without sneezing!

Stop denying the truth user~ And just imagine being in the middle, warm and cozy between us~

>it feels like she randomly goes AAAAAAAAAAA there
well yeah, she's bawling

I don't really think most of these pairings were well thought out.
Much better.

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Who wouldn't want to hold such an embarrassed cutie in the middle?
I bet the blush you'd have would make you all warm and even better for cuddling too!
It's the most fair thing ever!

I love her too.

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Pictures of Mary or pictures of Monika? I don't have much of the former but I have hundreds of the latter.

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i think maybe my issue with it is that we don't see her mouth open that wide through her official art so i think that's what's bugging me? or i'm just autistic, probably the latter

>You peek through a crack in the door of the clubroom. The curtains are drawn, shrouding it in darkness and thick air. Silence fills the room, as if it pushes the chairs to the edges and threatens to spill out should you yield an inch more.
>Before you can react you feel a puff of warmth seep across your nape.
Hi. How're ya. You're a bit early.
Heh, sorry about that. I can't resist a good spook. Anyway... let's get started, shall we?

The word of the thread is "Heart"! It's an organ, the size of your fist. 't pumps blood, valentines gets the shape wrong for some reason, much value is put into it being a source of passion, romance and sorrow! Also, ritual sacrifices, but that's not allowed in the club after... Well. However you choose to interpret it is up to you!

Alternatives are "Veil", "Iron", "Tremble", "Venom", "Challenge" and "Deceit"!

Now, I'm sure you're familiar with the steps to this usual dance by now. But if you aren't... Use these words for literature or poetry any way you see fit, as long as it sparks your creativity! I assure you that you are your own worst critic!

Now, if you'll excuse me. Please take care of yourself, okay?
Monika?

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Erika is cute! CUTE!

Which doki would let me keep a pet alligator? youtube.com/watch?v=SHNeeSDN9mM

There is a very specific painting I'm thinking of, and I can't remember what it's called. But any picture of Mary might be worth altering.
Really any picture of Monika would do, and I also have many

I don't know but that's a bad idea.

>ywn adopt a capybara
youtube.com/watch?v=SCwcJsBYL3o

Sayori and Sayaka have a lot in common almost like twin souls or something.
Doesn’t this remind you of Sayori?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvpa9S-WRU8

...it does sound kind of cozy, but I won't fall to your advances! I'm not cute! But talking about sleep, I'm also falling asleep in my chair again so I might head to sleep now. But I'm not cute! I'm not!

they still do more of this?

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>mfw tens of thousands of years ago, the first humans who hung out with wolves looked as crazy as this guy does today

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Have a nice rest you cutie~
Goodnight anons, gonna head to sleep now.

Oh, I'm just being a bit sick. I'll drop down a poem later.

Sleep tight user.
Sweet dreams user.

>tfw no pet lion.
youtube.com/watch?v=x8co8ARw2BU

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Exactly, because of people like this man our descendants will be walking their pet alligators down the street.

Im uh, kind of having a rough night. Can you anons post some cute Doki's to kind of cheer me up? Thanks in advance, and here's a cute picture of them for your troubles

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Your doki.
Your favorite Kemono Friend.

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Here.

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>Natsuki
>That one the penguin in the zoo fell in love with
I never really got into Kemono Friends, but that entire story involving that penguin and his waifu was pretty nice.

Blue-haired Sayori!

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Deploying cute Dokis.
>Natsuki
>It's a tie between Hululu, the two owls, and Tsuchinoko

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Well there's truckloads of pictures of Mary out there so I hope you can find one that strikes you.
Ave Monika

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Thank you for this one boss, I've never seen this one.

It's fucking excellent, my girl Sayori always has the best ones.

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Get comfy user!

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I'm gonna post every damn doki, and they're going to be adorable.

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GAO! GAO!

I'm going to eat you, user! GAO! GOA!

(work in progress)

pic related

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That's not cute, that's lewd!
Have a properly cute Yuri!

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I love Monika!

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forgot the image

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I love Monika too!

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I love it. Can't wait to see the finished product.

>mfw grape-kun used meme magic to transcend 3D and joined his waifu

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Yuri is cute!

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So you're saying that when we die we get to have our doki?

I look at the distance a girl.
With the hair as dark as the veil of night.
Shimmering as she was kissed by starlight.
But that isn't who I search for.
Walking around the streets, I see another girl.
Pink hair and cute clothing.
Looks like she had her fair share of self-loathing.
But still, that isn't the person I search for.
I see another one.
She walks through the streets to meet me.
With hands that wander where they please.
Dark leggings that makes any man weak on his knees.
What she desires, well I guess I want it too.
But still, that isn't her.
Somehow I feel defeated.
Deep down I know I failed her.
Who is she that has my heart beguilled?
I vow to find her!
This love, can turn darkness into bright!
It gives me hope I can do things right!
All that remains for me is this dream!
Let's hope Fate is kinder!
I won't give up until I find my lover!

I'm here for you user, I've got your back.

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>Last thread was comfy, quick, anons were posting lewds in a comfy manner, anons were discussing and playing chess, anons were having a good time
It sucks we didn't have a lot of poems for the prompt but that was a super comfy thread. We rock, everyone! I'm going to bed. Sweet dreams.

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He didn't die, he just became to thin to see.

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Rest in peace Grape-kun...

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I love my Monika but I'm sure you guys have nice Monikas too!

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>sucks we didn't have a lot of poems for the prompt
I guess we'll just have to fix that!

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>Noyaposting
>2018

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I'm still being sick...Get off...My bad...

Yeah, I should have written one but didn't feel the creative juices today. I'll get one out when I wake up for sure!

Share me Your favorite poem user.

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I don't know who that is but I'm sorry!

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Yuri will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill in your bran flakes for breakfast

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