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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
dotabuff.com
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>NEWS & STREAMS
gosugamers.net
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dota2protracker.com
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what a faggot image OP, i hope you hang yourself

what a great image OP, i hope you have a nice day

>P-please EE. D-don't come to the tournament. Please don't take take my points

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They're fine, Navi is changing their roster and are going to like 3 more tournaments

shouldn't have dropped out of all those minors mushit :^)

>PA talks
>I get an erection
Dotards?

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Are minesky still top3 SEA team?
There is fnatic, tnc, second tnc, execration... I dont think they are making it to TI this year

>the state of user's erection

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fnatic > tnc >>>>>>>>>> mineski >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everyone else

Didnt execration beat minesky recently?

post wyvern crops

>grandfinal of memeleague is at 1am
why are europe and america such shit places full of even shittier people?

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Mods said I can't post them all or I'll get banned for dumping.

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how'd you manage TI?
i took work leave and shifted my sleep schedule, this is basically nothing

>banned
uh hello?
you're on the same general as the mentally ill anime roleplayer who thinks he's a girl

rushing desolator on dragon knight is the real red pill

singsing is streaming dotards

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ee is nothing but a backstabbing sneak that destroyed singsings, pieliedie, aui's, bone7's, xcalibur's and ohaiyo's careers

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Aui bounced back with EG and won a TI before destroying his own career by playing with NA trash TC and Yawar in DC.

Bone7 didn't have a career to destroy, EE was the only person that think he was good in the first place. Misery and FATA hated him after TI5 C9 implosion, and after he sperged out at EE post DAC when EE got Pie+FATA to come back instead of choosing him to play Pos 5 for NP he completely burred his career into the ground

Ohaiyo got kicked from LFY for the exact same reason Fnatic kicked him. His English is not good enough to communicate with a non Malay stack, and his Mandarin isn't good enough to communicate in a chink team. If anything, Mushi has screwed him over more times, he kept reforming the old Orange stack every time he needs a team before kicking people when it doesn't work out.

Xcalibur never had a career in the first place. He was known as a one trick pony after pre-TI4 fnatic got him to sub for Era, outside of his Tinker/Meepo he was garbage. EE Fnatic he could only play Visage and Tiny well, when those two started getting banned he was shit. If anything, EE's glowing review of him might give him a chance in a T2 team somewhere down the line.

Pie, EE suggested him as a pos 5 to Puppey when they formed post TI5 secret.

SingSing is the only person whose failure could be attributed to Envy, the AskFM post was super harsh, but he didn't exactly have a successful career before Kaipi/SPG/C9, and he destroyed whatever of it was left by sticking with Team Tinker for 8 months

some games I'd stay up for or wake up early for, and other games I'd close my eyes and ears and watch the spoiler-free vods at a specific subreddit

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>losing 70% of my games
>maybe 20% of them feel like it was me that contributed to the loss
>the other 80% feel like no matter what i done the game was lost anyway
i've been hovering around the 4500 to 5000 mmr range for almost 2 years now. i just want to stop playing this game but i can't

HELLO DOTARDS
IT IS I AGAIN
TODAY HAS BEEN PRETTY GOOD 4W 2L
TAKE A LOOK AT THE LOSSES

SILLY ME
I FORGOT THE PICTURE

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>singsing is good

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how will euroC U C Ks ever recover?

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AND THE OTHER ONE
I KNOW I HAD A LOT OF DEATHS THIS GAME BUT I HAD 2 AFK SO I HAD TO PUSH SOMEHOW
6.5k building dmg
2nd place 1.8k.

OH SORRY I FORGOT THE PICTURE AGAIN
SILLY ME

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vladimir's offering

>singsing is bad

only constant meme

quit getting mad over video games
stop hiding your identity shitter

>team tinker

ELABORATE PLEASE

>oh sorry, EE is a perfect human being and always puts others above himself, all those destroyed careers were just mere coincidences!
kill yourself faggot and go white knight your faggot weaboo in reddit, where you belong

t. ohaiyo

ME OOGA, TEAM BOOGA.

MAYBE IT IS A VIDEO GAME TO YOU BUT IM GOING PRO YOU FAGGOT
AND WHAT DOES IT MATTER IF I HIDE MY IDENTITY HUH?

How do you play Lina without fapping to her feet every game?

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atleast you're not playing roaming kunkka, the autoloss hero.

BUT IM NOT OOGA
AND TEAM IS ALWAYS BOOGA
THE ONLY CONSTANT IS THE BOOGA TEAM
THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION BUT I HAVE NO ANSWER FOR IT
ALSO HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW HER FEET DANGLE AROUND WHEN WALKING? IT'S REALLY CUTE

YOU SEEM TO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS GAME
KUNKKA IS LITERALLY FREE KILLS
ONE MISSTEP BY ENEMIES AND YOU GET A KILL
NOW IF ONLY MY TEAM COULD CAPITALIZE ON THOSE MISTAKES BUT SADLY ANCIENT ARE UNABLE TO THINK

she has the purest feet in the game!

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oh, if only disruptor existed and had an infinetly better ult

no one belives in fnatic

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>IM GOING PRO

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HES POS 5
AND KUNKKAS ULT IS ON PAR WITH DISRUPTORS
YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE DMG DELAY
ALSO THE REASON I WENT MEME HAMMER ON HIM BECAUSE I TESTED STUFF OUT AND IF YOU BUY SCEPTER AND GET THE GHOSTFLEET TALENT YOU DEAL 2.2 K DMG ASSUMING PEOPLE DONT POP BKB THROUGH THE FIRST DRAG.
I HAVE WON SO MANY TEAMFIGHTS WITH THAT COMBO
THIS IS THE TRUE WAY TO PLAY KUNKKA, PROS WILL DO IT MARK MY WORDS.

you're right where u belong mmr wise

THATS WHERE YOURE WRONG KIDDO

How do I get good brothers?
I am a "third worlder"(depends on ur definition of 3rd world) who is willing to waste his time on Dota 2. However, I am a 2k shitter with around 1000 hours.

I always felt too lazy to read any real guides or whatever but can someone give me good tips for getting gud in the long term? Thank you.

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LEARN TO LAST HIT
LEARN TO NOT WASTE TIME
I.E IF YOU CLEAR YOUR MID WAVE FAST, GO JUNGLE A CAMP OR TWO BEFORE THE NEXT WAVE COMES.
TRY TO FARM WITHOUT WASTING TOO MUCH MANA, NEVER KNOW WHEN A TEAMFIGHT CAN COME, THAT BEING SAID, DONT JOIN RETARDS WHO GO 2v5 BETTER FARM UP.
STOP DEFENDING TIER 2 WHEN THEYRE OBVIOUSLY GONNA TRY PUSHING HG.
IMPROVE ON MINIMAP AWARENESS, THIS CAN ALWAYS BE IMPROVED.
DEFENSIVE ITEMS ARE REALLY GOOD, ITS USUALLY MORE IMPORTANT TO GET SAY THAT BKB THAN AN EXTRA OFFENSIVE ITEM IN THE MID GAME BECAUSE DEALING SOME DAMAGE > BEING DEAD.
WATCH THE TIMER OFTEN, THIS ALLOWS YOU TO STACK OR GET THE RUNES MORE OFTEN.

THAT'S ALL THAT CAME TO MY MIND AT THE MOMENT.

watch replays
start THINKING while you are playing, force yourself to THINK
90% of people play this game on autopilot, including "good" "high mmr" players, learning to think while playing can be difficult, I don't consider myself a brainlet but I've been conditioned to turn my brain off when I play vidya cos I was a long time FPS player, but when I turned to dota, I had to sort of mentally consciously turn a switch on to start thinking about what im doing

OH
KEEP TRACK OF BIG ENEMY SPELL AND ITEM COOLDOWNS.

Yo guys where is EG?
I thought they were playing the epicenter qualifiers but I can see them anywhere.
Did they decide not to play? There's no way they'd lose to any of these shitty cis stacks right?

does xyclopz cast dota anymore?
hes casting fighting games on stream right now.

Fnatic > TNC >> Execration = GeekFam >> Mineski >> Everyone else

Do you guys use anythign to watch twitch other than the browser?

yes

MANILA - Better get a tape measure.

Filipinos have an average penis size of only 4.3 inches, which is among the world's smallest, according to a US viral website.

Mandatory.com, which aggregated various reports on penis sizes in 80 countries worldwide, said men from Congo are the most well-hung with an average size of 7.1 inches.

North Koreans, meanwhile, have the world's smallest weiners at 3.8 inches, it said.

The global average is 5.5 inches.

Thank you my first-world frens. I will make sure to follow your advice next time I play

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Is akasha the most fertile hero in Dota 2?

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shut up thinkcuck

Im curious about new tnc, but yeah... mineski is not going to make it. Especialy if NA get 2 seeds while SEA gets shafted

she is a succubus, she turns all cum into energy, she literally the least fertile hero in dota

Umm... Dotards, what do you do when your carry is retarded?

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buy shadow amulet and let it end

Why didn't you just mind control your teammates into being useful. You do have mind powers like the rest of us, don't you user?

i like this meme

user, ppd is 6k and plays roaming kunkka. That's literally a thing people do in pro leagues because the hero is heinously op. You're a fucking retard if you think kunkka is ever bad

Non of them had careers in the first place to destroy before C9/Fnatic. Bone7 after TI4 was consistently the worst part of C9, to the point where FATA and Misery refuses to ever play with him again. SingSing's career before C9 was... QBAD, a memestack of shitters. His career after C9 was Team Tinker/Monkey Freedom Fighters/etc.../Kaipi, more memestacks of shitters. Same result as well. Xcalibur was a proven one trick pony that got his chance to shine, twice. Ohaiyo's career lives and dies with Mushi,

how many dpc points does ppd have?

>when you kick the shit out of some cunt tryhard that went out of his way to try to counter you with items

feels so fucking good man

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More than you lmao

does he tho?

>envy puppey finals
DIMES

none of those niggers would have had a career if it wasn't for EE, EE is the one who gave them a chance

You're proud of winning at a video game?

at beating a tryhard? yeah

check the streamlink in op

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POINTS

Finally climbed a rank! :)
Now am Archon[1]

I don't understand why PPD is actively trying to destroy his legacy

he won a ti, why should he care?

he could've beocme the next admiralautism

Fuckign autist doesn't know what a reputation is

xyclopz on twitch.tv
/tgu_main

ESPORTS IN 1H30MIN DOTARDS

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Would you pat PA's head?

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that depends, is she with or without the arcana?

>fighting games
SFV is not fighting games, it is SFV

I'd pat her dick

Y does that matter?

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WHERE IS DA ARTIFACT Open Beta valve?

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All Mortred needs is some love to melt her icy heart. She's had a hard and bloody life. ;_;

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probably not gonna happen until ti at least if at all

anyone here have a job?

I'm 22 and have never had a job ever.

are you going to beg for dota plus? its trash