/meg/ - Mass Effect General

Hell no. Those could kill me.

I'll call her the cutest, if she will she be my wife and make lots of cookies.

man I want a Mass Effect 1 HD remake so bad.

and a mass effect 2 HD remake with a Miranda buttfuck minigame

AND a mass effect 3 remake that completely remakes the entire game from the ground up so it isn't shitty

It's already HD, my man.

Wat to assume genders,shit lord.

What slut got the Scale Itch?

you know what I mean

Good taste.

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I wanna fuck Jack and Miranda together.

Despite all the vistas I've seen on all these new planets; the cliff waterfalls of Ayo, the ice citadels on Foeld, the sun reflecting off the red sand of Eos like diamonds, nothing compares to the beauty of Suvi's smile. It still manages to be the most beautiful thing in all of the Andromeda galaxy.

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Shepard. Cerberus probably used a bunch of animal tissue for the reconstruction, and no one else is that big of a slut to spread it so fast.

specifying the Andromeda galaxy isn't setting the bar very high

JACKED

Once you go Jack, you'll never stop loving her tenderly

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It was Kelly, but she didn't contract it directly from varren, but through a vorcha she let bang her.

Kelly did nothing wrong

Who said she did something wrong? what did she do?

...

It was Grunt, stop talking shit about Kelly.

aww

I like her this way. makes her look more badass, but if you compare a regular picture of her to that picture it looks like one of those before and after pics of drug use.

>waifu that can bake
Yes pls, that's a top tier trait.

i'd rather have a waifu who can cook.

T-they might be down for that.

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How do we get the geth to stop killing us all?

"W...whats wrong, Mr Bubbles?"

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[angry electronic noices]

I want a ME3 remake with Jack in place of that fuckface Cortez

Jack can't fix shuttles

EDI can.

And Miranda in place of Tr*ynor.

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how was Miranda not a squadmate again? we spent half the fucking game fighting Cerberus, and we could have helped her find her father.

was Yvonne busy or someshit?

>"Daddy, I want you to meet my new boyfriend."
It's not too late to avoid this. Preserve humanity. Vote TERRA FIRMA.

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>implying i wouldn't teach my kids to hate batarians

>Jack with fat cow tits
Can't say I approve

I'm sure you will fellow patriot. Terra Firma is the only party that fights for true freedom of speech instead of this political correctness nonsense. If honest hardworking humans like you don't keep fighting to keep the rights our forefathers fought for, soon we will all be enslaved.

I think you meant "disapprove"

i didn't turn in a side quest on time in me3
time to restart the trilogy

>this user again
since it's been a while, what ended up being your total restart count for MEA?

i be a different autistic user, i haven't played andromeda

Hell no

Space pol pls go.

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Lads it happened again.

I've just recently started another trilogy playthrough after four years and I've already fell in love with the default femShep again.

how do i make her real

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Just go to Orlando Cos event,she is kinda real.

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>I've just recently started another trilogy playthrough after four years and I've already fell in love with the default femShep again.
Tell us more about this.

Not much to tell, I'm just in love.

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I like this cos.

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This cos makes me happy,seems genuine.

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>f*mshep
cringe

>cringe
did you also shake your head?

>that tiny scar on her eyebrow

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more cos

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>Ayo
>Foeld

Back to space Reddit pleb.

Fem Shep best Shep!

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youtube.com/watch?v=M0PwD33dBxc

Cerberus is wrong

I like picture bump

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youtube.com/watch?v=K1g3tRh5E9M
at 3:08 tali voice actor.
This was all I could find.
Anybody have any more?

>Anderson
>Aria
>General Tullius
>Morinth
>Shala'Raan
>Kal'Reegar
>Uvenk
>Han Gerral
what a random assortment of characters.
did they just interview whoever happened to be in the stupid that day?

you know i've never seen any behind the scenes stuff on mass effect. seems cool though.

gif post....so bored.

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it's one of those days

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Here is a Big Guy eating a small sandwich.

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we really dont post enough gifs and webms

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True.

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Only gif in my folder.

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How old is Cora supposed to be?
I genuinely can't tell.

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like 40

I don't believe you.

I was thinking with a year or two of 30.
Thats when you stop trying new stuff and just do whatever you do.

40 in mea space cloud years,I don't remember what that dumb thing does,maybe just good for teh skin.

>in mea space cloud years
What, you mean the scourge?

yes.
have no idea what it was supposed to do.

Legion was too pure for this universe.

Haven't gotten to the end of ME:A yet, so if there's an explanation for it, I don't know it yet and don't tell me.
As far as I do know, the Initiative thinks that it's just tendril-shaped masses of dark energy. Maybe it exerts some time dilation effects if you get close enough to it, but beyond that I'm not sure how the scourge would really affect someone's age.

The story in Andromeda is fucking shit. Just get to the god-tier Cora sex scene and then turn the game off and uninstall.

>The story in Andromeda is fucking shit.
It's a B- to C+ so far. I'm still managing to enjoy it.

People live around 125-150 in the ME universe right? 40 isn't even middle aged yet. It's like the new 30.

>People live around 125-150 in the ME universe right?
Humans do, yeah.

Who wore it best?

So do Turians and Quarians

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I only remember that coming up once, in a single line where Shepard just mentions it.
Aside from that, ageing differences are never really shown, and people seem to have the same conception of shit like "old" and "young" as we do today.

>So do Turians and Quarians
I knew Turians lived the same as humans, but I thought Quarians were around 90 or so?

>Along with their suits, quarians also have extensive cybernetic augmentations integrated into their bodies. A quarian's lifespan is roughly equal to a human's, but is prone to be less if infection breaks into the suit.

You might be thinking of drell
>Drell are omnivorous reptile-like humanoids with an average lifespan of 85 galactic standard years. Drell appearance is very similar to asari and humans, but their muscle tissue is slightly denser, giving them a wiry strength.