/twg/ - Total War General

Getting wormholed into the Warhammer universe by incompetent devs edition

>FAQs and General Info
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>Thrones of Britannia Info
***totalwar.com/blog/britannia-release-date-change***
totalwar.com/blog/thrones-britannia-faq
Northymbre Let's Play -- youtube.com/watch?v=nI9VO_P6bSg&t=346s
Thrones of Britannia Preview Battle -- youtube.com/watch?v=-CuRB3PGgW8
Circenn Campaign and Battle -- youtube.com/watch?v=LjBYtFKFTvg

>Warhammer 2 Info
totalwar.com/blog/tomb-kings-patch-notes

>Total War Three Kingdoms Info
youtube.com/watch?v=s4D42vMUSIM

>Rome 2 info
totalwar.com/blog/desert-kingdoms-patch-notes

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Screenshot sharing and campaign posting greatly encouraged!

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2nd for grorious nippon steel

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ROMA

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Real previous Real previous Real previous

Oh shit please tell me its not the same autist trying to hijack the general again

Does anyone have some information on when DeI reforms kick in? I'm several hundred turns in to my Pontus campaign and still don't have access to my top tier thorakitai units.

I'm the autistic OP of this general trying to fix my stupid mistake. I forgot to change the link to the previous thread when I copypasted the general. It links to an older general rather then the previous one.
Now due to my mistake someone who will want to read old generals travelling via previous links will miss the one before this. I feel ashamed.

Don't feel too ashamed OP, its an easy mistake.
Thought you were the guy who keeps making his own threads so he can control what goes in the OP and whine about rome 2 being fantasy

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NORSCA NORSCA NORSCAAAAA

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>not DO IT FOR HRE

TRIARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

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IS MOTHER TO US ALL

[MANDATA TVA INTENSIFIES]

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410 AD best year of my life

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>H
>R
>E

Too bad you didn't even make it through the year

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ONNA BUSHIWOMANII

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I want an intense femdom session with an entire unit of onna bushi

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you need a certain imperium level, plus not everyone gets reforms.

Imjin War DLC for Shogun 3 when?

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You vs. The guy she told you not to worry about

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one on the left would give her a better rimjob

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Is there a recommended mod that forces the AI to take casualties when taking another AI's settlement in TWW2? I don't mind the game giving the AI free uniques but when it attacks a capital with a full stack of defenders, I expect them to take casualties.

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If she's into teeth

>

>balanced AI
>smart AI
Not in my TW

Rollan

My first time playing TWW2 and ran into an AI doing this on turn 30 with end tier units. Didn't notice this in the first game but maybe I was just blind.

>thinking a girl wouldnt be into all-the-way-through anal impalement
get a load of this incel

Do you like naginata, nagimaki, or yari

I'd like to try them all out

Yeah, well gotta keep the AI a contender somehow since actually making competent tactical decisions is pretty hard.

How did you get that from my wondering if she likes that many teeth in her asshole

I want mah Daemons.

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>army-wide ward saves

Terror.

What about Malal

I thought they already did
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_(film)

I just hope CA doesn't make them just reskins of each other, if Tzeentch plays like a blue Khorne I'm going to be disapointed.

Wasnt he split into two different gods after the Tolkien estate slapped GW down

Watched this, vagina dentata daemonettes when

Some lawsuit, didn't know it was Tolkien though. Shit sucks though he was pretty interesting and it would have made for a really fun campaign being the anti-chaos chaos faction

Stop judging me reeeee

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Do you miss him /twg/?

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>find the female equivalent of Sigvald
>she's got teeth in her vagina and ass
do you risk it

1d4chan clears it up, its the writers that had ownership of Malal/Malice, so GW actually chose to not get in a lawsuit and just make two gods to do the same thing

Nah, von Fag than van Dyke makes better music.

Don't say stuff like this, you'll summon the writefag

Are there any human giga niggas in Total Warhammer like the Astartes?
Or is it tall just little pissants trying not to die.
I want Space Marine tier monsters to lead my men.

grail knights.

Probably, most have teeth in their mouth and I put myself through that risk

I heard if you say "elf tiddies" three times he appears

BOATROWS

GUY ROWS

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wtf is this

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No, this isnt Age of Sigmar

elf tiddies
elf tiddies
elf tiddies

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yes, a lot

Looks like he sent a spy to draw on the map.

Probably sent out a spy or diplomat to explore

SWEBO DRUHTIZ

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>Celtic culture lives on in the modern world as the most popular design of pyjama pants
lel

Anons I'm already here
But I have to leave in like two minutes

don't forget bros with frosted tips

Wouldnt it make sense for Hoplites to stand sideways to brace shields while holding the pike parallel with their forearm
you reduce your own silhouette and allow more space for the ranks behind you to put their pikes forward

OVERHAND

Wow, you're more of a dissapointment than Biggie Smalls.

no

Yeah but she's chaos so she might just bite it off for fun

This sentence confuses me.

how is that any different from most women

Put Hellflayer chariot in the game pls

MONGOL INVASION DLC WHEN

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I didn't even notice that I fucked up. It was meant to be a shitty joke about his surname. Must've had a brain fart.
>Nah, von Fag makes better music than van Dyke.

thrones is already reskinned attila

youtube.com/watch?v=iswRADjRj7E
It's been out for 17 years user.

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But it doesn't have Chinese and Koreans and Japanese and Khitans

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Maybe one day we'll be able to get a full Mongol game with Europe and Asia now that they're trying bigger maps like ME

remake when

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>please don't hotlinking, thanks

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Bought this today, give me a good roll :D

The best you can hope for is Mongol Invasion of China Saga game after 3 Weebdoms.

>tfw WH2 has better mods for WH1 factions and no word on when Linux version arrives
I can't deal with this.

>Linux version
I think you're going to be waiting a while, man

Why not?

>Linux
shouldnt you be playing dwarf fortress and putting tape over cameras?

a lot easier to knock out of your hand, a lot harder to aim low or protect your legs

Most likely. I waited over a year before buying WH1, but that was because I couldn't afford upgrading my rig before then. No idea when it actually became available for Linux. Could be another half a year as far as I know.
Tape over cameras? And Dwarf Fortress became dull when Toady implemented historical development post-world generation, making goblin invasions stop happening.

better for when you're fighting medium cavalry

Hey faggots are you going to buy ToB?