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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf | teamfortress.tv/33738
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Sites
crap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ
pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
FACEIT (NA/EU): faceit.com
ESEA (NA): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
OZFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (AS): asiafortress.com
Chaplaria (SA): steamcommunity.com/groups/chapelaria

>List of good Community servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Discord
pottisdefenseforce.com

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

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Pyro takes skill

>(muffled) Yiff

Is there a better feeling than mowing down a pyro as heavy?

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>skial

>he thinks hitscan takes skill

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pyro's flamethrower takes skill

>he thinks melee takes skill

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when you think about it nothing in the game takes skill

name some things you unironically think take skill in tf2

erecting a dispenser

playing micspam without getting kicked takes skill

playing frendly hoovy takes more skill than any other class

killing weebs does not take skill

thanks fer the ride, pardner!

rolling out

uncle dan here
erectin a soylencer

what are your favorite online communities?
for me its TF2 and R6S in that order

>wanna sell something
>put it up
>wait 2 weeks
>two douches sold the exact samething but cheaper by 2 cents
>have to wait a year n half for a retarded pablo to buy it

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Is this game dead

how is this guy not banned yet
steamcommunity.com/id/SparklyLmaobox/

GabeN is a brony, he won't ban someone of his kind

reports don't do anything and as long as the cheat he uses isn't detected he won't get banned

Valve is a fucking joke of a company that doesn't give a single shit about its consumers or community

>tfw shitty internet shitty pc and shitty desk

Im still worthless shit at this and every video game I can only hope that one day I accidentally hurt myself badly enough to get sent to the hospital

you only get banned if you use nullcore which is an extremely shitty aimbot anyway

>implying anyone will spend 20 dollars for an ingame item
nobody is actually that retarded, poor people will only buy crate keys because they cannot add 2.50 + 2.50 up and thats the only way they are getting cosmetics which are """worth""" money

You have a several hundred dollar budget.
You can either buy
>A mediocre all class hat
or
>Nice hats for 2/3 of your favorite classes (depends on class and hat quality)
What do you do?

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>people wont spend more than $20 on TF2

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Spy? more like Soy

You can unironically buy a very nice all-class unusual for a few hundred dollars, what are you talking about

Name a few then

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I buy a boo balloon, paint it white, and spend the rest of the money on stocks

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4 differently painted houwars

i wish i was a brony. I don't want to get banned.

Prehistoric pullover

Company mann

You can net basically any one you want, provided it's not some meme hat like Burning Team Captain

I assume your budget is like $300, since you said "several hundred"

Effects
>purple energy
>green energy
>death at dusk
>nether
>black hole
>vivid
>searing plasma
>tf logo (fuck you, I like it)
Basically anything that isn't Halloween is within your grasp (mostly because they're way too rare)

Hats
>various piles of hat
>dapper topper
>salty dog
>tipped lid
>rifleman
>patriot peak
>mohawk
>dong cone
>bomber
Anything that isn't a meme or extremely limited (Team Captain, Co-Pilot, banana)

The only "trick" to buying unusuals, if you have actual pure keys or cash, is figuring out how to talk to hat autists without them spontaneously exploding with indignity

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>pullover
>company mann
>"very nice"
Good recommendations. TF Logo is underrated.
Any tips for talking to hat autists?

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>tfw traded a piece of shit engie lights hat w/ spinning tf2 logo like 6 years ago for a frenchman's beret with spooky ghosts

fucking DAMN.

you got conned user by about four dollars.

>tfw you trimp directly into the enemy flank and get all the heads

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I don't condone indulging these spergs in their various snowflake quirks, but

>make sure their hat is actually listed as for sale, usually on backpack.tf classifieds
>read their backpack.tf page and steam profile page for specific details (add me, trade offers only, etc.) and then follow them
>know the hat's price, they will 100% of the time try to make you overpay (but 95% of the time will sell you for less than listed price, as no one buys unusuals nowadays)
>make your profile as neutral as possible; I've met people who throw a fit because a trump supporter sent them an offer, for example
>if the hat is 1 of 1, rather than 1 of 10 in existence, expect a massively inflated price from a big fat faggot
>have your keys, don't make them wait; the longer they get to think about the trade, the more they'll consider upping the price or making YOU wait
>essentially talk to them like the most milquetoast customer service person ever; dont even try to be friendly, just be cordial and cut to the chase
>accept that some traders (usually australians or slavs) will simply be impossible to buy from, they are human manure

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why are trader mains so autistic

>australians
>human manure
you dont know how correct this statement is

>only 22 kills from 1488
apply yourself

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give me a high

5?

hmm....yeah....sure
UPTOP

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too slow

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ebin X¬DD

ここの叔父デーンはディスペンサーが上がる

>your age
>what games do you play besides TF2?

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oncle dane ici
distributeur en remontant

>how many tf2s did you do today?
>how much TF2 do you hope to do tomorrow?

pon dispensador aqui

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nothing else, i'm depressed

Not enough
enough

>25
>Dorf Fortress, System Shock, Doom, Witcher 3. I'm gonna pick up Morrowind next time it goes on sale

>22
>Fortnite, GTA 5, MHW, KF2

hello fbi

>22
>Medieval II, Rainbow Six Siege, Tekken

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19
overwatch

27
quack champagne, memelands, d44m

spy is so weak, discuss

if spy was strong in direct combat he wouldnt be a stealth class he would be a combat class with a cloak mechanic
spy should never have the upper-hand in direct combat because its supposed to win by stealth and surprise

>turn around
>spy is dead
>spycheck
>spy is kill
>sneeze
>spy goes extinct

It's a class based on the incompetence of the opposing team.
By definition the more you need a spy the less useful or applicable he'll be.

23
FFXIV, Warframe, RO and Memelands when someone shows up

>24
>Grand Theft Auto V, Pokemon Ultra Moon, Pokémon GO, Golf With Your Friends, Mount Your Friends

>always spycheck
>only get killed by spies when I'm already fighting someone else

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>22
>Mount and Blade, currently going through Rain World along with the Bioshock games and most every Star Wars release on steam

spy by definition shouldnt be run ALL the time
its supposed to be a surprise class that you dont run at the start of the match.
this is why 6s players dont expect it so much

u

I still wish I could use the family business on other classes.

709
Second best song in To Pimp A Butterfly

blogpost
blogpost blogpost

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>not using Dragon's Fury

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great picture

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rthankas u

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thanks man i didn't work hard for it

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how come so many people have medic as their lowest played class? i understand heavy is slow as fuck wich is generally not fun but medic?

>healing others instead of fragging

i want to frag in pubs. not hope my team is smart enough to keep me safe while i try to prevent their eminent death

>playing the class for women and effeminate men

>being this insecure

>use pipes in mann up
>get flamed

>playing the game for children and people that can't afford OW

1 shotgun
2 equalizer
3 the nuke
4 neutron star
5 ctf due to it having rounds lasting up to a couple of hours
6 2fort
7 sold it and i dont remember
8 pyro
9 stock game modes heavy but demo on community modes

iirc people like fragging rather than being the dude that enables your team to frag
That and if they're shit at the easiest class in the game and can't dodge they die a lot and get pissy

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Just shoot feet lol where's the skill

>scout
just click them wheres the skill
>soldier
just shoot floor wheres the skill
>pyro
just hold M1 wheres the ksill
>demo
just M1+M2 wheres the ksill
>heavy
just get a medic wheres the skill
>engineer
just press 4 + 1 and whack a sentry wheres the skill
>medic
just click on teammates wheres the skill
>sniper
just click on heads wheres the skill
>spy
just click on backs wheres the skill

somebody post dckm rolling out to badlands mid

best effect for unusual das naggenvatcher, go

I'm using a robo hat with it