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2018-03-22 04:00 - 04-05 03:59 UTC
New Servant: Queen Medb 5*

>[E Pluribus Unum Pickup Summon]
2018-03-15 07:00 - 03-29 03:59 UTC
New servants: Nightingale 5*, Helena 4*, Rama 4*, Geronimo 3*, Billy 3*
New craft essences: Ideal Holy King 5*, Record Holder 4*, Beast of Billows 3*

>[E Pluribus Unum Release]
Fifth Singularity: North American Myth War E Pluribus Unum
Release date: 2018-03-15 7:00 UTC
New interludes for Orion, Fionn, and Fergus

>[News]
webview.fate-go.us/
Check FateGO.USA on facebook for preliminary announcements and Campaign Milestones

>[Mega-Pastebin]
pastebin.com/HTrhq7Nk

>[Wiki]
fate-go.cirnopedia.org/
fgosimulator.webcrow.jp/
Daily Quests: fate-go.cirnopedia.org/quest_daily_us.php
Drop rates(Click at NA tab): docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_SlTjrVRTgHgfS7sRqx4CeJMqlz687HdSlYqiW-JvQA/edit#gid=525320539

>[Misc.]
Rate ups in JP FGO: drive.google.com/file/d/131VQ4DGGnb4A_iG6J-4BLJ2ePeFDUX3D/view
Upcoming event materials: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V2iDoN2HjafZ8Ube6Jgi0woIibY-Di3YxLMZdJ6quTA/edit#gid=585071742
Servant Planner: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1CfEa5k-sB5btC8905kZKPfRC07IokKM1sXnoXo6-YQo/edit#gid=537592975
Friendlist: pastebin.com/Am2aVbVW

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FUCK SEANIGGERS AND FUCK REDDIT

I NEED TREATMENT

Hey guys, any news? Asking for a friend.

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FUCK SEANIGGERS AND FUCK DELIGHTWORKS TOO

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Just let me check my newsfolio....

wtf I love bad art nurse now?

Vive la France!

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Is /alter/ THAT much better during events?

>not feet
It's good

Haunted thread.

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My pOnOs in Carmilla's vagOOO!

>tfw I had a reservation for a casino hotel night scheduled for March 21st but I rescheduled it to April 4th when they announced the medb rate up

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Pfft no
Did you forget knk

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fufufu...

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>if Nightingale was my servant during a HGW the first thing I would do to her is ____

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People posting early clears, NOT GONNA MAKE IT BROS and pretending to be retarded is significantly less bad than what we have now

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Are they right bros?

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go back to jp fate go

Power level posting >>>>>>>>> LITERAL shit posting

ugh

hold on BROS


STANDING HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE

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wonder if I have enough mana to support a berserk servant, to be honest

That's not really the point, though.

If I thought they were right I would be the fag importing their shitty images

Hold hands

HAND OVER THE CONTENT /ALTER/

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Don't forget lucky CE drops followed by AAAAAposting

Kiyofags??? Care to explain this???

Order her by command seal to beat the shit out of Saber's master at the first opportunity because some Saberfag always comes and fucks everything up.

Thanks for reminding me that I still need to beat that. Guess it's something I can do instead of this no content shit

They coughed up 100 Quartz

My content is too strong for you, Saber. You can't handle my content.

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You lost me.

for future reference

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Run, because she's a crazy bitch.

Dunno why but these armpits is making me feel funny

I DON'T HAVE ANY CONTENT YOU
YOU FUCKING
DOUBLE SABER

BROS
I HEREBY SUMMON....THE WILLYCHADS

>Lizfags

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Order her to purge all lolifags

REMOVE THE WATERMARK FIRST

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ZOMBIE
GHOSTO
SAVANTO

If nothing else, Lizfag will be eternally immortalized as Rumi turns him down

Can she cure asthma? If so I'll finally be able to breathe.

Fuck I miss that event, was great

STOP LAUGHING AT US

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So how come no one ever talks about how Li Shuwen was put in the story gacha? I just found out about this.

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DUDE CARPARK
BULLYING PONYTAIL GHOSTO

I really hope you guys don’t do this...

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I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW SEANIGGER HAND OVER YOUR STRONGEST CONTENT

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>By my command seal, I order you to stop having shitty art in FGO.

Who?

Li ShuWho?

I really hope he doesn't do it, because the fact is it will be amazingly embarassing when he's shot down.

Lily!

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rip

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Get her to treat my high blood pressure

You are supposed to check the info in every gacha you are going to roll, dumb Cupheadposter.

What’s in Tamamo’s mouth?

Bro are you an artist? How dare you criticize her amazing art.

Is the community outside of here just stupid?

Why would they celebrate taking important events and delaying them so that there's weeks of nothing followed by weeks of nothing but events?

Who rolls the story gacha?

Who gives a shit about Li Shuwen?

my semen

Purify my benis with her titties.
Nursing handjob for the finish.

But there's a 1% chance that she'll agree!

All those people who rolled Cu Alter and Medb week 1

>rolling story gacha
>waiting three months for Li Shuwen to finally have a rate-up when Seamonkeys could've easily put him in the whore gacha

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I would if they'd add his assassin version to the game

Where do I find the artfag that can draw altera dabbing like the tamamo and bb ones

That's why I want him to do it. I want to see that despair. Life is for experiencing unique situations, good and bad.

b-because they know what they're doing, obviously, they wouldn't do it if it wasn't good for the game! this gives me more time to save for [SERVANT] so i can make sure i get them!

they're just dumb, user.

N E W S
E
W
S

He took a break

Tell her she's the cutest and i love her!

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Think about it this way, it'll also be embarassing to her

>celebrating
they are just sucking dick like the good customers they are.

OH NO BROS ARE THEY REALLY SHUTTING DOWN NA?

>veterans
Veterans know we're 5 weeks behind and know that events have the highest AP/Mat/Ember/QP ratio

There is literally no better time to gather mats than during events, even just via natural AP. If you don't roll the servant you want, damn that sucks man, but they WILL be back eventually, saber wars rerun proves that, so always just keep a nice saved stash of a huge amount of quartz for when they are back. Otherwise, if you do roll the servant you want, or if you just have a servant you need to farm for, events are the absolute 100% best time to farm period.

"Down time" is a meme spouted by retards that fall for the "OH SHIT I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT" crap that is only relevant for stuff like Go West and Saber Wars and the other very few events where you'll actually struggle to hit the 100% completion mission list with natural AP. Even then though, the timing of the event shouldn't matter at all as long as the length is the same.

He doesn't want to draw any more dabs, he's just drawing his own OCs now.

But there's a 1% chance she'll agree!

Bro do you speak Japanese? How dare you criticize the SEAniggers' amazing translations.

But I thought rolling always had a 50/50 chance?

please no more dumb dab shit

>"Hi everybody, BE ELEGANT! we have a new guest today with us"
>Ray William Johnson gets up on the stage
>he plays the tutorial for 2 hours straight
>"i like this game i know these characters"
>Albert suddenly jumps onto the table revealing the fact that he wasn't wearing any pants
>"WE HAVE A BIG SURPRISE, ENGLISH DUB AND NA ONLY SERVANT: ARIANA GRANDE!"
>shoves his hairy dick into Liz VA's throat
>the crowd roars and applauds
>lizanon gets up from his seat, tears in his eyes, his bouquet falls to the ground.
>"no"
That's more or less how Sakuracon's going to be.

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where were u when lizanon was kil

Not really. Trust me when I say that confessing to a girl irl means she is basically societally obligated to turn you down on the spot, even if thinks it might be worth a shot. It's shitty but believe me, you don't want your heart ripped out like that. It's the most painful experience you'll ever feel.

Poor girl, I hope she has bodyguards on premise or some kind of real protection on site.

>Ariana Grande
Thanks for reminding me.

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Who did they fail to roll?

it’s certainly not THAT

What did he mean by this?

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Well if it's not spaghetti I can only assume it's shit

Post your favorite pic of your waifu.

This sounds a lot better than what we will actually get

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I've seen some anons wanting an arts lancer. A lot of people don't want to get stuck with Fionn.

Plus it's the fucking VA of a popular character. I can't imagine how many there would just straight up maul the confesser on the minute chance that she agrees.

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