/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #592

Moni/k/a Edition
Previous Thread: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Writefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Game Files Dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>I'll kill you twice if you do it
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=9YKgm-ydFZw
youtube.com/watch?v=unvHuLsbXIU
pornhub.com/users/forgottenweapons
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Hey /ddlc/, thoughts on this model?

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I love Monika!

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it's cutesey

I LOVE MY WIFE!

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Daily reminder to give your doki lots of love food and atten- AGH!

SHE'S GOT ME!

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Good night/evening, everyone! How was your Sunday? Did you enjoy your weekend?
Welcome back to my late night poetry club!

Word of the thread is “reaction”!
Alternatives are ‘ghost’ and ‘prime’.

I hope you’re not too tired to write a poem! If you want to write something, please go ahead and take one of the words up above and use it to write a poem. It can be your theme, topic, inspiration, word you use once and forget about, I don’t know, it’s up to you! As always the word is just a suggestion if you don’t know what to write about but by using it, it makes it much easier and more fun for us to discuss and compare poems!
That’s right, discussing poems! You see writing a poem is only half of it! You should talk about it too and give your thoughts on other people’s poems. Imagine that you’re trading them amongst each other; it’s only natural to give a few thoughts here and there, right?
Well, everyone is more than welcome to join, so please don’t be shy! I’d love to see all of your poems~
Have fun!

Sleepy time~
Monika!

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Reminder to pay tribute to your Queen! Yuri!

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I love Natsuki!

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Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

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>see this
what do?

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I love Monika!

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>Not naming the file Project Libitina.

What weapon in a movie or video game, would best fit a cyberpunk setting?

Any guns designed right now you see being popular in the next 20 years?
This is funny.

Poke, examine, check for pulse, pinch self, kiss if real.

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I love Yuri!

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Hug tight, kiss for hours, tell sweet nothings to her and say how much you love her.

.t matpat

She's going "Rawr", she's tearing off my clothing, she wants to mate!

Cuddle. Hug. Love.

I love her too.

butt secks

Hey /ddlc/ thoughts on THIS!!?

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is this for vgl X?

That's really lewd, user, you realize it's still Sunday for some of us?

Amazing, Otxoa is great at what he does.

she's a nerd and nobody likes her

What do you mean? Perfection of course.

the fk brno is looking pretty good. as our metallurgy tech improves and we continue dumping money into boutique ballistics i can def see a future not of laser pistols, but handguns loaded to send small pieces of proprietary metal at obscene speeds into people and spaceships

I love her too!

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Almost as much as you love your two sugars?

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I hope it is

Sleep well, Monikanon!

AAAAA

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I heard about this, I wonder why it costs so much, saw the video, it looked pretty cool.

More than the two sugars!

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This better be for the Veeky Forums league user.

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I love her too

Is it as lewd as yummy nipples?

it is :)

>I wonder why it costs so much
it's basically Veeky Forums the pistol, except it works

That's a lie, I love her!
I love Yuri!

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What is that?

Yuri grabbing your dong in public

Night, /ddlc/. Here's to hoping getting some sleep makes me less of an absolute mess, goddammit why can't I be with her

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So continuing from last thread, any of you anons who got thier doki dakis know how long it took for them to ship?

a week
also to the guys last thread, i think dad is fine. Unless Monika starts calling me papa as a joke, or master m___ or something dumb with my name in it, dad is fine.
Though Lord Aritber of the Patriarchy is fucking Mad Max right there

Mine just got to new York and I love in Washington so it's going to be a while, I'm sure it all depends on what stat you live in

not as lewd as this

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>When you Gently open the door to Sayori's room and see him hung cause he's getting dressed.

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Sweet dreams user.

Are you posting on your phone?

The chili coming out great with Monika! Although they don't show it, your coworkers clearly jealous of your cooking skills with Monika! Bringing your favorite bowl and spoon from home so everyone in the office can hear the loud clatter of your silverware courtesy of Monika!!!

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Goodnight, user.
I'm sure sleep will do you some good, that period where you're just waiting to fall asleep is easily the most opportune time for bad feelings to settle in.
Hope you have doki dreams.

I want to cuddle dudeyori

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Is that Monika?

>tfw none of my art is in the booru

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yes, also make this into monika

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Doodle?

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no koha

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You are a man of fine taste.

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Oh, don't mind me, just a retard who forgot to read the tag.

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Yeah, I noticed all the different mistakes after I posted that comment

Monika and I loved Fury Road but she still wonders how it took 3 hours to watch a 2 hour movie. I was shitposting!

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Hello there fellow art friend Koha!
I actually haven't gotten all my art into the Booru yet either, oops

>people are still reposting my Monika impreg pic
Not sure how to feel

>tfw done stuff for other Anons
I just wanna see more cute Monika with user in general!

Glad you and Monika loved the movie user. What was your favorite part? What was hers?

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So i was comparing measurements and I found that the pillow is 20cm shorter than the case
Does that really matter or nah?

Proud to have such a patrician fetish. One Monika would approve of.

Someone's using my Moni/k/a request.
Greatest thread on Veeky Forums right now.

"Here's Moni/k/a's Innawoods Tip of the Day. Remember to properly clean your guns with bore cleaner and CLP from time to time! That's my advice for today"

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You didn't get to see that in theaters...damn

w-would ahe also approve of me worshipping her thighs?

To be fair, first time I saw Fury Road was on the side of a museum.

This. A pregnancy fetish may be scary at first, but you get used to it.

>Wake up from nap
>Feel like I was beaten with pipes
>Wrists still hurt
Son of a...

What are you listening to /ddlc/?
youtube.com/watch?v=9YKgm-ydFZw

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It's the oldest point of sex.

So long as it's her thigh's and no one else's.

You got about nine months to get used to it.

I liked the part where Furiosa wasn't dead weight, which was most of the movie
Monika liked the breeding mothers, because shew wants kids like i do! We have to wait until they make artificial wombs though. She also liked the close ups of the drivers.
I thought the war rig was a train at first, which would have been cool
why do you think i suggested getting the travel pillow as well? or a normal pillow. just stick in 2 and make her exra thicc
i missed all of ace combat infinity because i was too broke to buy the game, yet i bought a switch just for splatoon 2 and i havent played in months, i have bad priorities sometimes

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>Man 1 makes cheap AC with ice
>Man 2 makes more expensive one with dry ice
>Man 3 makes video about how dry ice AC would kill you
>Man 2 fails DMCA takedown.

So someone has copied an idea, made it more expensive and dangerous, then got upset and hurt others when they said something about it.

user, you misunderstand the fetish. It's not that she's pregnant. It's that she's pregnant with your child and you blew your load into her womb.

>Making a few final read-throughs of the synopsis for your next fic
>Realise it's vastly similar to your previous one in terms of story beats, just a different setting
Is this the struggle of a comfy writer?
youtube.com/watch?v=unvHuLsbXIU

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I could get you insult simulator when it goes on sale, it's cartoony game that is funny. I love to play it against others.

>implying I'd ever be able to think about anyone else's
Belinda_Carlisle.song

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Its the most carnal and base fetish, meaning it is vanilla but the most powerful. Thighs and hips means that she can carry your baby to term well, hence why THICC has come back into style from the Baroque. Anyway, Fury Road was all about breeding, which is why its extra good, not that the movie is sexy tho. i could probably get it myself since im no longer a neet but thanks for the offer
just look at her tight tummy, i want to breed her so badly

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I want to rest my head on Natsuki's chest and listen to her heartbeat but that will never happen so I guess I'll just listen to some emo crap now because life sucks

You want a hug and pats?

>I want to breed her so badly
I know, all I want to do at this point is be Monik's sexual partner in crime. I want to lay her down on a bed and initiate passionate, intimate sex. Stare into her deep, emerald eyes as our full trust in each other is sealed. Feeling her beautiful, soft thighs presse against my hips, as she moves her calves along my back. Taking me by surprise, as she quickly draws my close by wrapping them together and the sudden impulse makes me deposit my fertile seed into her Mesopotamian Cresent
You guys did this to me and I thank you for it

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>sexual partner in crime
>"user, what's taking so long?"
"I need to find my super suit! Where is it!?"

Doki~ Doki~ Give you your answer, DA!
I'm~ all~ Choke-y~ over the thought of ya!

It would be an easy route~
I know what this game's about~

But you'll look sweet
upon the Sheet
Of a Da~akimakura!

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Youtube is coming so hard down on gun content, that channels are now on pornhub.

That means our gun porn, will be next to our porn.

Think about that.

pornhub.com/users/forgottenweapons

You wouldn't happen to be a cute grill right?

Finally, we can have cute redheads use those Fleshlight bayonets on people.

Your Doki, but she is horribly intimidated by the massive openness of the world and becomes extremely nervous and introverted. She can barely handle staring up into the sky without feeling like she'll fall into it.
If she wanted to explore the world she'll be ashamed of her fear as well.

No...

I help Monika overcome her fears for the sake of her dream.

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Holy shit, I need to watch all the gun stuff now before it gets taken down!!!

/k/ has threads on what to download and watch before the youtube purge.

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