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Is this shit thread structure some sort of bait?
Post good bait for deathtraps. As a simple man, I eat floorpills.

Beach map when
Beach round when
Beach RP WHEN

beach episodes are best anime episodes so will be the best ss13 round ok

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a simple bolted door with something nasty behind it could work
the red lights mean theres treasure inside

Ill unironically add a beach to copypasta station.

the difference is in sbires you dick off on the beach and it's like training in a gravity chamber gaining strength

in space people will shuffle around silently wondering where they can get tools and weapons

>sbires

Pray tell, what is this sbires? Is it another byond game featuring high quality roleplaying from high quality players of the Veeky Forums space station 13 server? Notable players including many good players. Is it by any chance the best game on byond, far better than ss13 and lifeweb combined?
Is it's full name "Spires of Agartha", completely free and on byond 24/7, with a constantly high enough population and even with their own installer so you don't need byond spyware?

>beach episodes are the best
opinions dicarded

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&p=23700&sid=b9ad9b3bb251ffd7f56d2765e946308d

Can somebody explain this to me
>Goldsteel ahelps a borg not following orders
>Admin tells the borg to follow orders
>Goldsteel mad that the borg wasn't banned takes it to the forums
>Admin who bwoinked the borg gives them a job ban (despite it already being handled)

>copperfoil still seeking banvalids
His evil is unceasing.

*shrug
Silicons & Administration are sort of a wild west right now, at least what we have now is better than 6~ months ago where Silicon Ahelps were entirely ignored.
Just the other day a Robocop borg tried to arrest me for executing a Head Revolutionary after I had already explained things to it (I was the HoS.) So I just locked it in a Gay Baby Jail, ahelped that it was being a dingus, got the o.k. from an admin, and continued my round. I don't think it got a jobban or any notes, (I didn't check), but that's probably an example where if I wanted I could go and pursue that further, but since it wasn't one of those situations where some non rogue silicon is waggling its dong in my face and I can't retaliate ICly, I felt no need to follow up on it.

>Ahelping a borg for following space law as robocop
I seriously hope you're joking. You can't execute a head rev legally unless the captain says you can.

Context? Why would there be a beach on a station?

In theory yes, but it was very obviously an emergency situation to everyone on the Security & Command information network. A very important detail of Robocop is that "Uphold the Law" is Law 3, and not Law 1 or even Law 2.

>USE OF LETHAL FORCE
>Multiple Hostiles : It can be extremely dangerous and difficult to arrest multiple hostiles such as Cultists or Revolutionaries. If you are being mobbed and stun weaponry isn't helping then you are allowed to use your weaponry in an harmful manner to thin the crowd.

>wee groundnut watery mick brain: buh juh fuhin a helpitt
>arcane time traveling ashkenazi zeppelin brain: delete robots. wash our hands of this filth

Bar will be remains of a pleasure ship. That ship hulk section will have dorms in it as well

It's impossible to know somebody is a head rev unless they fail to be loyalty implanted, since he knew it was a head rev the guy was arrested and cuffed and they tried to implant him.
"Multiple Hostiles" doesn't apply to a single guy who is bucklecuffed to a chair.

This is just very specific shitposting, in an actual round of revs the law be dammed. But robocop autism means the bot mightve done the right thing.

Yeah, certainly. But I'd still argue that the Borg was a dingus though seeing as I had the full support of the entire Command staff (including the Captain) behind everything I was doing, & that I acted entirely in the interest of the Station & Innocent Crew. Can't get more Public Trust than that.

The flipside of it is that while the borg maaaaay have been justified in its actions, the HOS was also justified in locking it up while things were hot. Something not being bannable doesn't mean there won't be IC consequences.

>tfw still no oneill cylinder station

Sounds like you could have gotten the cap to okay it after the fact. Far as I know there's nothing in Space Law that says you can't.

>Something not being bannable doesn't mean there won't be IC consequences.
I like this, I wish more stuff was resolved IC rather than people smashing f1.

Yeah, and this comes back to the "Silicon Wild West" thing to. I've never actually seen resolution on the topic of "are meme interpretations of Robocop such as 'The Public Trust is the Public' valid?" but you bet your bottom line that if an AI pulled that stuff on us it's getting carded for the rest of the round if it does.

Its objection was that I was guilty of murder, to be honest, I'm not sure if it meant that the execution was unlawful. It did the classic "silently try to resist out of the locker" thing borgs do when I was locking it up in the toilets, so I hedged my bets.

thats not how laws work
unless the captain can pardon things including murder you cant give the ok for an act already committed

makes me sad when someone gets banned for something no one ahelped over

You could be right. This is when I remind people that throwing head revs into the teleporter set to the goonsat gives you a win and isn't technically execution if they might survive.

heh, I like this
just make sure they get sent there naked with no tools and bam, z4 gay baby jail
Why did people used to do RevStended? Is it desirable? I remember seeing it once with one random HeadRev locked up in Perma. Might be an unintended consequence of RevSquad

>tfw you always bee-line straight to the beach at centcomm and strip naked to lay in the sand

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So what was the chef's deal? Dude kept creepering.

Which sci is best sci?

They're all shit for different reasons.

Sexcurity Dream Team?

>Me
Three AI's with 4 borgs each all onehumaned to me

this happened to me once on accident just the other day (wasnt my fault promise)
the ai wouldnt tell me that it was onehumand for some reason but at least it didnt mcmurder everyone

Dumb anime retard

Generally, most silicons don't because they respect the NAP and know that if they break it without cause their buttholes will get eviscerated. But at the same time, they don't want to tell anyone cause the kneejerk response is to take away the ability to simply mute and doorcrush a murderboner and get back to life.

>tfw not a single diona takes

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>implying anyone wants to be a diona in a deadpop round at 5am
Stupid bird player.

>People whoops and kill themselves on whatever
>Able to get back in if they're forgotten
At least I try

amen

not a bad idea desu

Spent way too long thinking up a gimmick to try to antag, tried to mail bomb but forgot a step and just fucked up delivery room. So i just went around causing busy work for the station setting off small explosives, blew out the windows on the gas miners dont think you guys caught that by the sound of it. Kind of bummed the botanist didnt get to replace the miners with plants. I set some small fires but dont think any thing crazy happened because of them think you need more paper. I tried to figure out atmos connectors and pipes to try to release hot gas or something but i got lost.

I always get antag when I'm not ready. You just gotta cut the chase and save a pastebin with all your stored up ideas.

If you want to make fires, either make welderfuel grenades with an igniter assembly to spark it if you want it remote or make molotovs Fire's generally shittagging as it's basically a powergaming check more than anything actually bad

>Tfw played this game for a year and a half, and only ever started round as traitor 3 times
I don't think I've ever actually failed either, though one of them was a complete fluke that I won. Still, I wish I could try it more often.

I was thinking if it was possible to combine chill wax with vapor salt to vent into the station. but I dont know how pipes work.

Ive had wizard checked for like a year, and have never gotten to be round start wiz. Even during the time of constant wiz rounds recently nadda.

Is there a wiki table for clothing/armor and their resistances?

no but it's fairly easy to search for in the code
(example)
github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/search?utf8=✓&q=riot armor&type=

"winning"/"losing" doesn't really matter. Like surviving forever in dwarf fortress or minecraft, it's really easy to 'win" But what is winning even. You've opted into a role that is meant to create action and memories for everyone in the round, not emagging and going braindead in a locker or tricky penning someone then waiting for the shuttle.

Aerosols are gone forever sadly. You can try with grenades but smoke and permeability...

No.
The short version is wear an atmos suit if you need plasma contam immunity and stay awa from >30,000kpa or bus level temperatures. If you want to fight in space, wear the cap hardsuit. Aboard, wear the HoS armor for genral, ablative , riot, or bulletproof vest or AEOD suit. Everything else is dumpster trash and even the best armor can't take sustained fire even with chems in them. Focus on situational awareness and not getting hit instead.

who do you think got away with the most crap on vgstation before being banned?

when i get banned the answer will be me
aint got me yet

apparently riot armor is even worse than i remember

>/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/vest
>armor = list(melee = 50, bullet = 15, laser = 50, energy = 10, bomb = 25, bio = 0, rad = 0)

>/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/riot
>armor = list(melee = 80, bullet = 10, laser = 10, energy = 10, bomb = 0, bio = 0, rad = 0)

>riot armor
>0 bomb protection
wew

although as a curious side point, riot helmets are a mild sidegrade

>/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet
>armor = list(melee = 50, bullet = 15, laser = 50, energy = 10, bomb = 25, bio = 0, rad = 0)

>/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/visor
>armor = list(melee = 50, bullet = 25, laser = 45, energy = 15, bomb = 30, bio = 0, rad = 0

the STATE of science

>/obj/item/clothing/head/advancedeod_helmet
>armor = list(melee = 80, bullet = 80, laser = 40,energy = 20, bomb = 100, bio = 0, rad = 0)

>/obj/item/clothing/suit/advancedeod
>armor = list(melee = 80, bullet = 80, laser = 40,energy = 20, bomb = 100, bio = 0, rad = 0)

at least lasering sciguys still works alright

Elonmusk dumped a metric ass load of bullshit before he got canned. I dont think anyone else really compares.

slightly tiny bit more laser protection as a trade for no light plus other resistance losses on the helmet
absolute state indeed

I think copypasta station mining will be within the same z level of the "station".

Is there any reason not to have this?

This general is becoming like the sc2 one very fast

if you smack a sechelmet with a screwdriver you can put it on a riot helmet. Not those weird new “tactical assault” helmets though, I have no idea what the heck those things are

The titles are a bit misleading
“Helmet” = sechelmet
“Visor” = riot helmet

how did this happen?

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me
the friggin 2hotdogs

>boom
>boom
>boom
>A rumbling noise like heavy machinery somehow penetrates your mind before fading away!
>A high pitched keening somehow penetrates your mind before fading away!
>boom
>boom
>"Goliath inside cargo"

I hate that I want this more now.

what about cuban pete?

Not seeing a downside here

thoughts on this?

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My thoughts are you should kill yourself

Feels cramped

Xenoarch

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should we add people with electropacks on being unable to remove electropacks from anyone else as well?

The more I look at it the more awful it gets, it's a haunted image.

no checkout computer/10

Seems kind of contrived, but what the hell. Have it shock them when they try.

at least we aren't /tf2g/

would spend 4 hours with 2 other people on and forget rest of world

tf2g has improved greatly from the gay fanart center it was three years ago

Engineering:
-Hard to evaluate fairly. Lots of missing stuff thats been added over the years.
1/5 "It could be salvaged."

Bridge:
-It overall looks cramped but the North "Private" hallway could be made interesting. It seems negated by that one airlock into public maint, though.
-The AI upload is a bit too insecure for my tastes, although it's a comfy design and I think they did it better than it was handled on our Metaclub.
-Eva looks very old. It reminds me of the Deff Bridge Eva.
-Captains office looks comfy and better executed than the Captains office on Packed
-Bridge concept looks very cool, although I dont see any blast doors to those windowed airlocks which have LoS into the hallways below. Seems dangerous.
-The little double airlock thingy with the sand looks neat.
-Lots and lots of window spam in that north hallway.
2/5 "at least it isn't the metaclub bridge" -redshirt mcbeat

Service:
-Botany looks comfy but it has no way of easily getting stuff to the kitchen.
-Bar is in central primary which means your chatlog is getting spammed with random stuff while you're trying to talk to dudes at the bar
-Kitchen has no cold room
1/5 "No, I don't want that."

Medbay:
-Oh god.
-Uh...
-Well, it COULD be salvaged I guess?
-The windows to the Brig are not an inherently flawed idea, it's cute.
1/5 "LOOC: Robuster555: USE DISARM INTENT WHEN DRAGGING PATIENTS"

Science:
-Huge and sprawling yet cramped yet looks like a pain in the rear at the same time.
1/5

Brig:
-Basically a PackedBrig. Would be messed up by any Greytide/MultiAntag assault in a moment.
1/5

Man I give up
it looked cool at first but the more I look at it the more it hurts

& I never even got to mention: why is there a sandstone spiderhut?

its less of an abortion of a map than what Ive made so far

6/10

i mean the trash tf2g

just to be clear i didn't make it
i was playing on server (forget if it was here or not) and it got voted on for some reason
it's as bad as it looks
the spiders got into xenobio but couldn't get out because of the lack of vents

Got permaed on Veeky Forums for being robust.

Fuckin great, i knew i was getting into a rp circle biscuit club but holy damn.

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I still need input on your favorite department/map for copypasta station.

For example, Botany on Bagel is my personal favorite botany, and Deff has my favorite cargo.

pic unrelated

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Make it like Box
but exactly like Box instead

overwrite box, but do it so bad it must be disabled like Bus

I'm going to delete the discord.
Coder discord can stay

Delete the coder discord too or no deal

No. And to show you I'm serious, I'm going to delete the stupid fucking gorilla channel" when I get home from work.

*gorrila

Are you retarded? It's gorilla. Get a fucking dictionary