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I love Brigitte

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Defend this.

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Getting kills with abilities is anti-fun and overly punishing, except when literally anyone other than hog does it.

Friendly reminder that Seoul Dynasty, New York Excelsior, and London Spitfire are the enemy.

This is an e-sports free week, user. Post your (Overwatch) wife instead.

This is my wife and best friend, Mei.

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Do you think he has a hairy body?

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I hate Brigitte

Hog has been hooking me through the ground and through walls so seeing this just confuses me, my guess is it's some sort of lag

Winston is alright but there's a limit for how much I care to play a character who I can't fantasise about being in a romantic relationship with.

BRIGITTE'S A DOUBLE SLUT

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My wife Fareeha is the most beautiful girl that has ever existed. I'm so happy that I can spend the rest of my life with her

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outplayed by the Genji, baka

>playing FFA as hog

You deserve it

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I bully your dumb slut wife every day and drink her tears for breakfast!

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How is Reaper supposed to beat Brigitte exactly

I love Tracer.

>play Moira
>half the enemy team's effort is wasted
This is fun.

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anti healer hero when

Zarya!

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What’s so great about him?

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ana

New Lena and Amélie!

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One is more than enough. Also, there's an anti-Moira hero that is in every non-QM game so.

>literally getting stunlocked to death now
wow so fun

>Play 1st match in plat today.
>Moira on team with sub 6k healing.
Does it get better?

There should have been more zero gravity parts to it rather than just the one off flank that's not really that good. It would be cool to have one of the points in Zero G, would make for interesting fights.

Also the moon is cool as shit, we can mine it for Helium-3, and build it up to be a space port for launching further into the solar system. Going to Mars is fucking stupid at this point, we need bases on the moon before we'll have bases elsewhere.

he's dating reaper

That he only gets better with age and has unironically bad ass voice lines.

>He doesn't know how to spin the camera

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Why is there more retards in platinum than in gold ?

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Ana says hi

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How did she make you this upset?

Thanks user, that artist draws my favotire Lenas and Amélies

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You need to shoot her from behind. Reaper can't 1v1 a Brig unless they're afk.

Gold: I play this game for fun and I don't care about being great.
Platinum: I tried so fucking hard but this is the best I could do.

Plat is when most players start developing an ego.

>the dedicated tankbuster can't bust a support
hilarious

I find the camera spin mechanic disorients me more than it helps because forward and backward changes as the camera spins

>Wake up
>No Amélie on my face

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Gold is just casual players. Plat is nothing but tryhards who all think they can carry a team and wind up contributing nothing because they keep dying 1v6 while screaming in the mic.

She will break you.

I bet you think diamond or master is good.

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>wake up
>I'm not Lena being teased by Amelie
why live

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>12 minutes to go into a 3v3 and the enemy has a leaver and no one gets filled the entire time

what's going on? Where is everyone?

Why does Moira get a lock on beam that self heals with 25m range?

>get stunned
>lmb half your life
>wraith away
>stunned again
>dead
Reaper is a shit matchup to Brig and you know it.
>dedicated tankbuster
She isn't a tank you retard.

>being in the top 15% of players is somehow not good
k

>t. brigitte main former mercy main

If you're dying to Moira's "deeps" you need to unironically kill yourself. I can tell you as a Moira spammer that we don't really like sucking people because it's a waste of time but it's required to fuel the pissing.

Everything below GM is a gamble on which team has more retards. I'm not sure what you're trying to say here.

How do you spin the camera?

I want to tease Lena instead.

Dr. Junkenstein is always doing his best and I love him so much. I cannot cope with the fact that I will never kiss him or hold his hand. He is so perfect ... I wish I was joking!

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>Mad his fagboy can't beat a support
>le ebin mercy main meme

Hi Moira

You're certainly retarded enough to be a mercy main.

>ywn be a cute girl in a lesbian relationship

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where did you guys acquire your sombra gf?

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Just get a Junkenstein bodypillow

The value bin in the dollar store, or the trash if inevitably no one wants them and they get thrown out

I've searched, it doesn't exist ... and I don't have the money for somebody to comission it for me ... what is the purpose of this life?

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Your pic related, Junkenstein's face while reading your cringy posts.

In a dumpster

why can't we sell back golden guns yet blizz. even if it only gave back 1000 points i'd be happy.

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Y ... you think he would laugh at me?

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post self healing please

Why does Genji get an alt fire?

It's Genji's game.

Genji's game sucks ass.

Imagine playing Junkrat and complaining about Hanzo.

>tfw no esports
>tfw no dva gf

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Am I crazy or is Brigitte's hitbox fucked up?

I am so fucking sick of the million different shields in this game

>9 days until Esports

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His gf dresses up like Reaper. He's a kid that knows about roleplaying at a young age. Most of the people in this general haven't even been laid yet.

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D.va should have her hair braided more often

>9 days until stage 3
>shanghai will inevitably go 0-30 in stage 3

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I unironically root for Spitfire

>McCree's rolls: moves you around 6 meters, 8 seconds cooldown
>Brigitte's bash: moves you around 10 meters if you hold space, 5 seconds cooldown, stuns AND has a hitbox 3 times bigger than Flashbang
Uhh, overbabs??

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What do they even talk about in their free time?

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They must feel pretty terrible, I hope they get some new players and win some games

Yeah it's a bit much. It mostly hurts the already mediocre characters too. It's the only thing that supports the "the game is balanced around tracer" thing because she's one of the only ones that doesn't get completely shit on.

Who cares lol?

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what else would you spend them on?

I kind of got recruited into a fairly serious team aiming for contenders but I'm too beta to tell them that I just want to soloQ competitive

;_;

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But imagine the cute azn fansluts when you make it to the OWL.

2CP is completely irredeemable garbage.

>hog 600hp
>tracer 150hp
wtf blizzard

>pick Ana
>lose

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can i ask what you play and your SR? i want to play for a team but have no idea what to expect

D.va, Ana, Orisa mostly, GM

>pick Ana
>win

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proof?

Serious question, if you're not making bank by playing the game, then why even play comp? Does that shiny little icon below your portait that only shows up 'when' you play comp mean that much to you? Does it fill you with joy? Do you think others will get wet when they see you?

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>no matter the age, race, gender- this is what every tryhardy player looks like on the inside