/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

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2018-03-22 04:00 - 04-05 03:59 UTC
New Servant: Queen Medb 5*

>[E Pluribus Unum Pickup Summon]
2018-03-15 07:00 - 03-29 03:59 UTC
New servants: Nightingale 5*, Helena 4*, Rama 4*, Geronimo 3*, Billy 3*
New craft essences: Ideal Holy King 5*, Record Holder 4*, Beast of Billows 3*

>[E Pluribus Unum Release]
Fifth Singularity: North American Myth War E Pluribus Unum
Release date: 2018-03-15 7:00 UTC
New interludes for Orion, Fionn, and Fergus

>[News]
webview.fate-go.us/
Check FateGO.USA on facebook for preliminary announcements and Campaign Milestones

>[Mega-Pastebin]
pastebin.com/HTrhq7Nk

>[Wiki]
fate-go.cirnopedia.org/
fgosimulator.webcrow.jp/
Daily Quests: fate-go.cirnopedia.org/quest_daily_us.php
Drop rates(Click at NA tab): docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_SlTjrVRTgHgfS7sRqx4CeJMqlz687HdSlYqiW-JvQA/edit#gid=525320539

>[Misc.]
Rate ups in JP FGO: drive.google.com/file/d/131VQ4DGGnb4A_iG6J-4BLJ2ePeFDUX3D/view
Upcoming event materials: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V2iDoN2HjafZ8Ube6Jgi0woIibY-Di3YxLMZdJ6quTA/edit#gid=585071742
Servant Planner: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1CfEa5k-sB5btC8905kZKPfRC07IokKM1sXnoXo6-YQo/edit#gid=537592975
Friendlist: pastebin.com/Am2aVbVW

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fuck, gym shorts are so great

I want to bury my dick in that ass

so far that you'll be crowned king arthur?

This could have been a Jack thread, but you failed me yet again /alter/

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I dont want to be a jobber

>side boob visible
unf

WHERE'S THE FUCKING EVENT YOU SEANIGGERS

Umm Jannukeks?

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The game is fucking dead.
Seamonkeys don't give a fuck.

Lily!

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please understand

>2 threads
I wonder what face mods put when deciding wich one to delete

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Hello, content?

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I'm tired /alter/

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No content here, please understand

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bros wtf

Content machine broke

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>Haven't even started E Pluribus Unum
>Another episode of Mashu bitching and mongrels taking the spotlight

I'd rather keep on 3.5 and Gil farming.

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>Seamonkeys so fucking lazy they're delaying Da Vinci so they don't have to put Jeanne Alters Riyo portrait in for Aprils Fools

i love this guys drawings

Understandable, have a nice day

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I really doubt they have an excuse that "good"

how fix?

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Use me.

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>stealing my post from the other thread
DAAAAAMN YOOOOOOU

Quick! Everyone do a 10 roll in the story gacha or else FGO is going to die!

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Kill /alter/

Good

Pearl Harbor, but do it right this time.

Hello there, D'eon

>No posts on facebook about the game since America came out

>4 quartz away from another 10 roll
>3 free america quests left
guess I'm gonna have to waste AP on interludes

>hop on JP alt to collect daily bonus real quick
>free FP summon does this
bros...

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>radio silence
bros....we can't let it end....like this....

Hello /alter/, can I take your order, please?

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>tfw have spent over like 6mil fp in JP without a single manjew
I really wanna know what the chance is, he's definitely rarer than an SSR

Jalter's ass love!

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Tell me about abigail

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good job. go where you belong.

Shhhhh! My wife is sleeping

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I wish Mashu would just STFU and there was more banter between the Servants you choose for your team. Of course that would involve a ton more writing and seamonkeys not being such lazy fuckers.

Pic related. Goddamn doing an entire Order listening to this team would be fucking hilarious.

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What's the point of a 3 star avenger? Avengers are supposed to deal damage. 3 stars can't deal damage without class advantage. 5 star avengers exist which do WAY more damage than 3 star avengers.

There's reasons to deploy 3 star regular class servants over 5 star regular class servants. There is zero reason to deploy a 3 star avenger over a 5 star avenger other than "I don't have a 5 star avenger" in which case you'd just deploy a 3-5 star with class advantage if you wanted damage.

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

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>3 star

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Post spinoff anime/singularity ideas

>Jets (as the sgt.) and Jack (the 'mc' private who just got shipped over) fight in 'nam.

>Mo-chan, Jalter and Salter become involved in and participate in the rise of punk rock in the UK in the 70s

>Kiyo, Tamamo and that other chick are detectives in the 80s Miami when crack starts going down

>Gil and Liz don't really like each other, but end up as roomates after moving to NYC in the 90s and following many amusing misadventures become good friends

>In the early 2000, Carmilla, Medea and Scat go through midlife crises and dress in a bunch of cute little girl outfits and party with fratboys

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>3 star

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WAKE THE FUCK UP AND GET INTO YOUR TENGA OUTFIT, STUPID!

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Useless servant!

Replace 3 star with whatever star that useless fucking servant is because he's an avenger that isn't 5 stars.

Is this real?

how can this general even exist when there's no content

I think it's like 0.001 or something like that. I'm really mad I used up all my luck like this.

She's great for pee! She's my Pisstress!

I dunno, how did /fgog/ survive with 2 solid months of absolutely 0 content?

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You will never have an avenger Kriemhild who is willing to destroy anyone that fucks with her husband.

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Are you overweight?

Have you looked at like half the generals here?

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>Martha, Xuanzang, Kiyo, and a dumb male master are all poor young adults out on their luck
>They have to share a one bedroom apartment and try not to have sinful thoughts

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>Black Books but with Hans, NR, and Shakespeare, and Maybe Frank

>Yakuza Drama starring Shuten, Golden, Sushi, Mama, Okita, Nobu and some other Jap servants

more

>all servants have to be useful despite the fact Manjew being bad is entire thing in F/ha
>even then, he doesn't even know about his godtier buff

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>he hasn't seen /lozg/

I dare you to go to /ddlc/ or /ksg/. Imagine being that delusional

Prove you're a veteran

>Okita dies
>murder mystery ensues
>turns out she just died from disease

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That's the fucking joke user
>added into game with no announcement
>his skills are complete trash and one even kills him
>his NP doesn't even do damage
>getting him to NP5 gives a tiny buff from NP1 and NP2-NP4 are useless
>he has a virtually zero percent rate
>when he gets buffed it isn't even announced

goddamit user you woke her up

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i only have 1 tearstone of blood for her that fucking quest is not droping anythng fuck

Its funny seeing how drastically his shit has changed

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>Black Books but with Hans, NR, and Shakespeare,

Id actually enjoy that

All servants can be relevant if you use class advantage. Avengers have no class advantage outside of the 1/1000 times you encounter a ruler. Thus, for Avengers to deal damage they have to have 5 star stats to make up for lack of class advantage.

WE CANT LET REDDIT GET AWAY WITH BLOWING US OUT LIKE THIS

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What's exactly is the point in saving up FP if you DON'T want Angra Manjew?

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The Jeannes are extremely fluffy

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He's true to his powerlevel in FHA and he's probably the only servant who is like that in FGO

Stay still, Jannu!

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I'm such a veteran I hope the game shuts down, because thats like a break that goes on forever

event CEs

How can they find this funny?

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the da vinci event has like 10 of them

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is that what I think it is?

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event CEs and later 3* non-storylocked you want to instantly NP5

Event CEs
Waiting for double super/great succ period

Event 3* CE's.

They could've released America one week earlier , release DaVinci-chan event in the following week and at sakuracon announce the zero event

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I didn't make it through dango hell... but I have since then played like a champ.

say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

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that's a nice idea user, but we need the time to prepare, please understand

You fool, her QPUs weren't synced up. Look at what you did!

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EVENT WHEN? JALTER WHEN?

GIVE ME NEWS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

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As a flithy day 2’er, you’re somehow more pathetic than me

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I'm really thankful we have time to prepare, i needed more exp!

I'm a Day 1'er, that's from yesterday dumb female master