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147.135.10.140
147.135.10.140:7778
147.135.10.140:7779
147.135.10.140:7780
memesystem.party:27070
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neo.shitpost.info
First for Casper
ZBOIS 2018
Not all Nerds are that bad
Do not bully Lanky.
>Dboy almost escapes with scientist and NTF
>I put him down as 05 wishes
Lucky I didnt put ya all down for treason.
Let's start popping
147.135.10.140:7778
>try to save gamer girl so she might be my girl friend
>scp's help me
>turns out she got dinked
>tfw
>mfw I call out the grenade throwing tker and the team listens
I hope you got naded in the elevator
I did.
>Guy begs me to turn him into a zombie
>Kill him but intentionally don't rez him
Turncoats don't make good teammates.
Lanky is cute! Cute!
147.135.10.140:7778
Get in here bois
I took the one open slot in 7777 no thanks
I want to see fanart of him pretending to be a toaster.
everyone's talking about spawnkilling someone
what happened? i was a nerd that just died
What the fuck is with the clantag shit
>Be last Nerd alive
>hide in Music room
>hear machine gun fire, it's CI
>stay hidden
>hear lots of footsteps
>hear Peanut purring
>finally, the dreaded sound: Larry's footsteps
>he comes in and stares at me, then teleports me to his magical realm
>I choose a door
>I chose poorly
>mfw spectate showing literally all SCPs were waiting for me outside that door
The audio cable is entirely superfluous, Voicemeeter already has a virtual audio device that you can pipe audio into.
Help
It's not a clan tag, basically it's a group of people who play the gamemode Ambush on Insurgency which isn't being added to the new Insurgency game. It's the only gamemode in the game that doesn't give respawns which is why people who play it are pissed it won't be in the new game.
Servers are looking good.
user what the fuck did you do
KOS Shark
he killed over a dozen team mates
Card accepted, access allowed
I dunno lol. Been on 7777 for a while now and this suddenly happened on a new round.
>kill dboi
>mtf shoots me
you thought the CI/SCP team was annoying
I left that game. I couldn't tell where I was going.
See this, this is the horseshit that makes me play on Euro servers even though my ping is shit.
How hard is it to stay alive as Larry? What to prioritize as him?
>presses e
what would happen
Everything worked as it should. The wacky graphical stuff didn't do anything, but the real button worked.
Game crashed shortly after this, someone took my spot on the server. Sad day.
Come on now, user. You've been playing all day. Don't you think it's time for someone else's turn?
You guys are painfully unfunny. Is this what sitting in Veeky Forums for long enough does to people?
Need people in 7778
Blame the /v/ mods.
I do, it's just sad to see it happen.
that's what happens when you can't get new people
Fuck you I'm hilarious.
Spillover join 147.135.10.140:7778
So what would happen if i posted a SCP thread on /v/ right now?
we should make a new thread on /v/ whenever the next update drops. that way we have a topic to discuss. we can then direct people to our servers
>aBiB deleted a thread that had nothing to do with secret laboratory because it was SCP-related
His vendetta knows no end.
>has bib in his name
it all makes sense now
>D-bois
>hot
Scientist(female) is the only correct answer.
Does anyone know what scp he tried to submit that got denied that made him so buttmad
We tried that with the last update. Doesn’t matter.
>not liking D-boy(female)
They're both cute
Is that real? I thought it was just a fake story
So how is this place treating you faggots? :)
Pretty good, glad you're still obsessed.
We hate it, I fucking hate you cancerous hotpockets.
And you are still mad I c!, remember you all banned from /v/
Sad thing is he's just a jannie jr. His autism knows no bounds.
Cut him some slack, it's the only attention he'll ever get.
hes not a real janitor. its against the rules to get attention at all. his ass would be banned instantly
Mods would delete it most likely. Possibly as quickly as a couple minutes.
Most people aren't here by choice.
hooburt isnt going on vacation friday is he?
I mean, theres still a shitload of bugs that need to be fixing not to mention how many fucking scp's the unity containment breach has on this game
>no new content before his break
ded game
>tfw cool
also fuck laggy peanuts holy fuck they need a ping check
How would we get SCP on /v/? Would ABIB's entry have to be accepted?
He needs to stop being a faggot and follow what the mods/himself have said on IRC, but even if you follow their rules they still get deleted. So now people just shit post in the SCP threads.
>tfw sneak past all three SCPs and escape with restraints on only to die because I respawn as CI
IT'S NOT FAIR
join 7778 you fucks
it's usually that I think I am going to die anyway and would prefer being in the air force to being a mall cop
>Waiting on a full server to drop a player
>Takes forever
>Finally get in a server
>Permanently capped at 17/18 people, will probably drop to 12/13 after a few rounds
Is it me?
F
too many people just refreshing the 2 full servers and no one joining the empty ones
147.135.10.140:7778 get in here faggots
man all these middle eastern faggots are annoying as fuck
go play on the eu server where you belong
>Get zombied as CI after being escorted out by zombies as D-Boy
>Game crashes because of motion blur
t-thanks doc
>spawn in as scientist
>bathroom room behind me with pistol
>pick it up
>get dc
wew
Thank god those poor D-Boyz were saved
No we all ded. Some bumblefuck looked at lanky.
Post cute SCPS
The cutest
You are weak. Mario stop it, it's a pathetic display
(picture of you)
Stop it, you
Nani
[Spoiler]stop that, you. No homo [/spoiler]
Post more Peanut
Last night I had a bad dream
That I was trapped in this facility
I asked is that really such a bad thing?
I look around like do you want to be another nerd
That ain't never had things
Guess not, last night we pulled up on a D-Boy in the Light like
Uh, nice card, run it
Hands in the air now, hands in the air, run it
>SCPs teaming up with MTF
This is a new level of retardation.
Why can't they just kill them and make the round end REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wonderful, user
>The one time NTF doesn't shoot me on sight as a D-boy is when I have hidden CI backup
I'm sorry.
>dont shoot dbois on sight despite them having guns out
>they shoot
but they're the fucks who complain about being shot on sight
it's another forbidden love story.
It's alright.
>This round has now gone on for 35 minutes based on SCPs letting the last MTF live twice in a row
Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying, you fucking cavern-brained retard.
>Be nerd
>Stuck in 914 with dbois
>hear furry lasers and start to taunt them
>They then proceed to kill all the furfags
you were talkin some hot shit back there buddy, what happened?
I FUCKING hate disconnects and crashes
join in literally seconds after the round starts
grace period when
extended timer when
>join back in grace period
>mic glitch
There's just no winning, is there?
I got fucking rekt
That's what you get for not groveling to superior D boys
Nice for [REDACTED] to invite us for [DATA EXPUNGED], eh Luigi?
>Round goes on a little too long
>Half the server leaves
RIP. 7778 and 7780 should combine.
7780 migrate to 7778