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uncle soylent Edition

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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf | teamfortress.tv/33738
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Sites
crap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ
pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
FACEIT (NA/EU): faceit.com
ESEA (NA): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
OZFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (AS): asiafortress.com
Chaplaria (SA): steamcommunity.com/groups/chapelaria

>List of good Community servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Discord
pottisdefenseforce.com

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docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Cl1Q71-fHoqsgJUBrMTPGUO1jyfgS98EEAcoCzkORL0/edit?usp=sharing
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onkel dune hier
dibspencer gougogng uppp unlike my dikkk

spy sapping muh soylent

DAE here browse le forbidden website?

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thanks fer the ride pardner

i have seen too many people greentext in game thinking its cool and no one else knows about da sekret club

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reminder that miami nights is literally /oureffect/ and the star crossed war paint was made by one of us

hey guys i main the sooldier
am i cool yet?

Soldier is the normie class though

Invest in miami nights unusuals.

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0 names my miami nights hard counter

if winner is piss related without containing "jarate" I name it "Soy Repellent"

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dead niggers lmao

my recycled gimp suit

YOU CAN ALL STOP STARING NOW

haha umbrela on head potis lol :D

this rain tastes salty

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not bad user

this shit makes REALLY mad

I use the buffalo steak sandvich to get to where I need to be as a heavy without suffering the restrictions of the eviction notice or gru. Is this acceptable or bad? You move 5% faster under the steak's effect than with the gru and when I use the sandvich I'm typically going to be safe or able to hide anyway until I can unzip my minigun. Is there anything too objectively wrong with playing like this?

Why do you need to go fast without shooting for so long? Steak sandvich locks you into melee and even if you run fists of steel, you are still an easy lunch for snipers or bombers. I could see using it as a gimped sandvich and just throw it all the time for the med health pack, but because of the banana, all throwable edibles are not outclassed.

Switching to it for those moments when there's no teleporter to get near the front lines, typically the only thing that'll be so close to spawn is a stray spy or pyro and those are easy to deal with as a heavy.

sounded pretty piss related to me

tears are saltier than piss user drink more water

there is nothing wrong with mumble. tf2 babies yet again proving they're scared cavemen when it comes to new and improved things

Mumble is old fucking news, though

whoops meant to say discord. I just woke up sorry

It collects personal info and sells it. All posts made on the platform belong to discord.

post meme loadouts

worried about botnet and yet still hanging out on Veeky Forums, interesting

...vpn.

>vpn
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

if i see someone greentexting in game, i call them a cuck and a redditor and that they should go back

thats right you tell em

you're fighting the good fight user

if you screenshot such a heroic feat, I'll owe ya a tall glass of soylent!

would you consider the scout to be a shotaboy?

>cuck
it's 2018 sweetie nobody uses this as an insult
also there's nothing wrong with being a cuckold

is there anybody more soy?

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very soy but who is this soy goy talking about?

me (sage (im cool))

nah u gay son

>he thinks hitscan takes skill

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>He thinks TF2 takes skill

the highest skill classes are all hit scan so yea

wasn't even me, birdbrain

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somebody's mad. stop meme arrowing on discord just as bad as in game

>discordfags
can you not

no I (not me (sage (

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who's this soyboy

dude I told you it's me (the other one)(not pictured)*

*for real

Oh man, i really like Team Fortress 2

is gramps the star of today's thread?

Give me an idea for a flair! decal

ya (all me)

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little known fact about gramps, he pees sitting down because it's 'easier'

disgusting

HOO-RAH THE SPOILS OF WAR

lmao gramps pussies out of duels because he's scared of one extra loss on his shitty record
what a fucking soylent player

>Gets outed for being a massive pussy that can't back up his words
>Quickly shifts the subject to unrelated real life topics and personal attacks
>gets btfo there too

lmao the absolute state of gramps

too true, me (im pretending to be him (or am I (yeah(you decide))))

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stop giving autistic faggots attention

I can't help it

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gramps btfo again lmao

gramps here
soylencer soying up

who is the alpha chad of tf2 youtube

gramps is a genius when you think about it, he cut out the middleman and immediately went to the part where he gets blown the fuck out during the MGE, and saved sage's time as well

we should all aspire to be as efficient as gramps

this guy
youtube.com/watch?v=lRT7qcnqPxo

>spy
>chad

spy more like soy
hey soy here goin oupup
haha*

*means lol

we should stop making this general.

*sips soy* why is that? We are all having a good time here

more like we should make this thread in multiple numbers at once

hey can someone ask in the discord if they found my post funny

dietitians.ca/Your-Health/Nutrition-A-Z/Soy/Health-Benefits-of-Soy.aspx

Discord here. Your post was good and funny. We are all talking about it right now.

no you're not you fucking liar im in the discord but i dont want to post it myself because im trying to appear humble and likeable

somehow the trash tf2g thread is better quality than this shit

We are talking about it.. oh dear, you're not in the elite private channel.

hey you mind PMing me so we can talk about your post it's pretty inappropriate calling us trash

fuck you malkraz

I MADE the elite private channel you you
DOUBLE DEMO

?

*double dorks you*

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*Have only 49 kills on it*

Stop looking at my strange counts

*Have 4 kills on Sticky Launcher*

S-stop it....

Meanwhile I keep track of mine and the rate at which I got them.
Graphs too, here's one of my killspread.

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holy autism batman

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*has 0 kills on crusader's crossbow*

I killed a over healed revved up heavy straight on while the medic was up his butt
i had no medic with me all i did was spaz out with the flamethrower
melted in 5 seconds

*has 7 kills on flare gun*

>using flaregun

yes pyro is broken right now we know
only pyro mains actually argue with this

*has 0 kill assists and ubers on 3 mediguns but owns a medic unusual*

who are you talking about?
is it the hot new /tf2g/ catigann?

Well I'm doing it for my twitch streams, the character is a middle management pyro main, so over-tracking meaningless statistics, bad graphs, and nebulous undefined goals like "synergy" are really what I'm going for.

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Cl1Q71-fHoqsgJUBrMTPGUO1jyfgS98EEAcoCzkORL0/edit?usp=sharing

*owns no unusual because they look fucking gay and ruin the aesthetic*
top fragger