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-SPEED NEWS!!!-
-Taggo gets 2nd place in 70 star with a 48:11!
-NicroVeda gets 1:03:29 in Super Mario Odyssey any%!
-TalicZealot gets 16:44 in Castlevania: SOTN Alucard any%(NSC)
-Dota_teabag comes out of the woodworks to proclaim that his cart was tilted when he got the infamous $1000 upwarp.!
-RwhiteGoose releases video about controversial figure MrHyruleGamer and his alleged contributions to speedrunning!
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I started running dungeon run from Hearthstone and it's pretty relaxing.
>-Dota_teabag comes out of the woodworks to proclaim that his cart was tilted when he got the infamous $1000 upwarp.!
Post links for these things please
>speedrunning
how is the 2nd place time in 70 star almost 40 seconds behind wr????
And they say emu is cheating
Because Cheese is ridiculously consistent.
Dead game and category. Only full time grind monkeys have a shot at true optimization
>batora
>monkayshun
>chimply
>chimpancheese
All twitch/niconico whoring grind monkeys
Because Cheese is the only runner who takes the game seriously.
Shut the fuck up you child.
>hori cheater
fixd, why can't he play on an OG controller if he's so consistent?
>monkayshun
LMFAO
>Cheese is the only runner who takes the game seriously.
The horipad is inferior to the OG. He is better than everyone else with a disadvantage.
Monkayshun is pretty funny.
>The horipad is inferior to the OG. He is better than everyone else with a disadvantage.
bullshit
You do not know what you are talking about so stop trying to argue.
Shut the FUCK up
the joystick function on hori is measurably worse.
if its 20 fps its not a speedrun
It's a complete COINCIDENCE that the only serious runner with a Hori is much better than anyone else with a legitimate controller. Stop looking into it! The "experts" have settled the matter!!!!!
so the best runner uses a hori? ill trust his judgement then, hes the best in his field
NOOOO, DON'T USE THE SAME CONTROLLER AS ME! BELIEVE ME, IT WOULD BE A GRAVE MISTAKE IF YOU DID! *continues using Hori controller*
>so the best runner uses a hori?
no, the best runner (toast) uses an n64 controller
hori guy is much better than anyone else with a legitimate controller
>ban third party controlers their cheating!!1!!
>>>/twingalaxies/
my cheating what?
>hori guy is much better than anyone else
He's better than anyone else at 2 categories.
You can't speedrun racing games.
You can't speedrun indie games.
You can't speedrun party games.
You can't speedrun fan games.
You can't speedrun sports games.
You can't speedrun fighting games.
You can't speedrun mobile games.
You can't speedrun turn-based role-playing games.
You can't speedrun sandbox games.
You can't speedrun real-time strategy games.
You can speedrun first-person shooters.
You can speedrun platforming games.
You can speedrun action role-playing games.
You can speedrun action-adventure games.
You can speedrun Christian games.
wrong about everything except for the "can" list.
friendly reminder to not give Goose views. if you must watch the video, use adblock.
thanks!
t. goose attempting to use reverse psychology
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>the thread has made squid this paranoid
Goose is trying to make previous content creators like MrHyrule and Apollo look good so that he can pivot into being a "content creator" himself. He wants to take his mediocre experience in public television and transform it into Jewtube bucks since Twitch alone isn't cutting it.
Mind if I put my penis in your mouth, anime?
thanks for the late response!
iateyourpie!
This thread is on page 10
Should I bump it?
why didn't you sage?
PIE!!!!!!!
I wanted to bump it so more see the thread and get sucked into this degeneracy.
Pie's our guy!
Pie's our guy!
Pie's our guy!
Pie's our guy!
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remember when stivitybobo cheated on his wife
Is this delaying or accelerating the transition?
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Remember when pie wasn't our boi? I don't.
andrewg is incapable of doing anything other than Super Mario Bros. runs. he can't transition because he's stuck in a perpetual time loop.
why did you delete?
what the fuck ever. when I got into speedrunning like 4 years back /srg/ got off to hating on pie
/ourguy/ Chibi is streaming Smash 64 shirtless guys!
isn't that against the law
Even if Aquana has given up on speedrunning, I hope he at least continues to participate in the community as a content creator or something.
reported
thanks for the tip user
how come the original version of every game is held in high esteem to every community, dear to their hearts, except for this one?
>original version of every game is held in high esteem
Not SMO
this has nothing to do with the thread
why didn't you sage?
that's not true. the majority of speedrunning communities piss on the original version if there's a faster official release.
thanks now I have terminal cancer
nice banana background to entice squid to participate lmao
you're not funny freak
LOL
ROFL
LMAO
AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
why did you delete?
*bonobo howls*
how is it that so many people on this sub are obsessed with squid when squid has never posted here?
>squid has never posted here
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I found his stream thanks to anons here posting about him and I really enjoyed it so now I'm a fan. I don't know why or how the posting started though.
you guys know cheese doesn't use hori anymore right?
what do you mean by "you guys"?
>Runner gets mad
is that what flusters you, anime?
Yes, I don't like to see Stiv upset
why is that filename "flustered whore", anime?
clerical error!!!!!!!
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when will this clown stop acting like he knows what hes talking about? reminder he got banned for donating bits to himself.
maybe he did a few years ago along with the other srg runners but this place is not the same anymore. you need to move on just like they all did.
He switched back to Hori. He swaps out to N64 for LBLJ, cannon shots, and the toxic maze blj.
>pie unmutes the kike
>stream instantly loses its comfiness
every time
>he says as he continues posting here, having clearly not moved on
*bird laughs*
dude you need to realise you have been obsessing over him for nearly 5 years now
why is that a need?
because literally none of the runners stay here for more than a year or 2, you are going on 5 still thinking he is here. its sad
when you stop obsessing over him lol
>realise
britbong spelling. this post was made by squid!!
>made by squid!
poster identity guessing. this post was made by yarumasi!
What? I'm not squid.
turn the bot off ian
i use that and im american
IMPORTANT SPEED ANNOUNCEMENT
NEW WQ VIDEO
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i wonder how much money wq gave him to do this shit
hope you boys are happy
what do you mean by "you boys"?
^cuck
hi!
hello, anime! off to school?