Hey I'm having a problem The octo I got is a bit TOO cuddly. Like it's a chore to get her to let go to do something as short as taking a piss I'm afraid of how she'll react when I have to go to work tomorrow What the hell am I supposed to do?
Yell at her. Whip her.
Now why would I do that? She's pure and afraid of the world. I wouldn't want her to hate me.
Worry not, user! I have an octo daycare and I assure you that I will not only take care of her, but also discipline her when needed. Are you interested?
>whip her Don't do that! She'll take it as a challenge of dominance and she might revert!
>check splatnet >rockenberg shirt with swim speed
delicious finally some fresh fucking gear
No way You're probably a pedo I want to help her, not ship her off to someone else
I just finished 2's singleplayer, and holy fuck that final boss was total shit. The thing that bugs me the most about it, is that the rest of the campaign (by multiplayer-oriented-shooter standards) was pretty fucking great. All sorts of weapons, the levels got way harder than they were in 1, the bosses were all pretty challenging and fairly unique sans the Stamper (which came back with a pretty good increase in difficulty), and the various little gimmicks were great. But then the final boss was an absolutely monstrous let-down, especially after how good 1's final boss was. That is, it's literally just the same fight except made worse in literally every possible way. >Fists are way, way easier to deflect (even with the upgrade system, the fists should've been given higher health to account for this), and hardly get any faster and give you tons of leeway to reflect them >Instead of a long, varied level that goes through all of the mechanics you learned throughout the campaign, you're just in a giant featureless circular arena with miles of space to dodge every attack, along with how much time you're given to move out of the way >Doesn't spawn any enemies, just pillars of ink that do literally nothing because you're in a circular arena so it's kinda impossible for them to completely block your shots; even then, the bombs that spawn the ink go down in like three shots >Callie's bombs also give you more than enough time to just move out of the way since there are no other obstacles besides the bombs >Doesn't even re-use the back-and-forth bomb, you just shoot Octavio's helpless ass I think the biggest sin is that Callie is barely even involved in the fight at all. She "calls out" the bombs, but that's hardly any different from Octavio shooting the homing missiles in the first game, which were far more of a threat than slow delay-reaction bombs. There's not even any sort of roller attack. You don't even get to keep the Rainmaker weapon. Lamest boss, 0/10.
Because they genuinely believe that fictional characters being beautiful is sexist, and giving them unattractive features makes them a better person.
Play ranked. You get to kinda use the rainmaker.
That seems bigoted towards people that naturally just look good.
Not my fucking fault the power button is next to the volume button
I mean, get to keep it for singleplayer. I was expecting, since Sheldon gives it to you in the same manner you do from unlocking weapons, you'd unlock it as a final weapon. It would've been fun to be able to storm through the levels with an infinite super-Rainmaker, but they just take it away for no goddamn reason.