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Disaster Scheduled for November 19, 2019 Release
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I fucking hate you all.
The Sonic comics will be as straightforward as the current level design from Sonic team.
Japanese manual of SA2, if I'm not mistaken.
He could have just been created that way.
Where would Perfect Chaos be?
I fucked up, my C and D tier didn't copypaste, I'll fix it
That's the way I like it
I think I like it the other way
Did you guys ever rank all Bosses and Villains in a Power-wise Tier list?
Solaris, Dark Gaia
Time Eater, Dark Queen, Egg Wizard, Iblis, Infinite (Phantom Ruby)
Black Doom, Metal Sonic (Heroes), Mephiles, Alf Layla wa-Layla, Master Core: ABIS, Dark Oak, Erazor Djinn, Ultimate Emerl, Nega-Mother Wisp
Dark Oak, Perfect Chaos, Imperator Ix, Egg Dragoon, King Arthur, Babylon Guardian
Deadly 6, Void, Silver Sonic, Gamma, Lyric
Let's make today a good day!
Mina Milestone Maybe?
A week. Really Japan? Why would Maria be so attracted to a Black Hedgehog in such a short timeframe? It could have been a bit more passible, if pic related didn't exist... Oops.
Was it ever explained how Blaze obtained the power of fire?
Why would Maria be so attracted to a Black Hedgehog in such a short timeframe?
Well, once you try black...
Why did he have gray hair as a kid?
I would want SEGA to make Sonic's clothes for sale.
What went wrong with Sonic after S3&K?
Cats get in heat, user.
Pressure to move to 3D.
Lack of hardware limitations.
Wait a minute...
Sonic is a middle aged man acting like a teenager
Explains the dad-tier jokes.
But Iizuka helped make S3&K.
All he did was be small part time level designer. When he became director, he fucked up everything.
Dark Oak listed twice
Alf Layla wa-Layla is just a stronger version of Erazor Djinn, but both of them are on the same tier
Perfect Chaos not on B at least
Sonic and DBZ are Mirror universes
Sonic and the gang didn't appear in the Tournament of Power.
They had to transition with the rest of the world into 3D, which required fundamentally changing Sonic.
Worked great with SA1 and 2. Maybe Heroes. Then 06 came, which wouldn't have been bad if it weren't rushed. They wanted to release it during PS3's launch to maximize profits.
That'll be my goal in the future. Wonder if it should be long sleeve or short sleeves.
Look out world, you're gonna see me in rad clothing!
Tails is a good lad.
There is nothing wrong with abusing Chao. Why do people get so mad about it?
Then 06 came, which wouldn't have been bad if it weren't rushed.
Another thing to consider is that with SA2, they waited too long to release it, near Dreamcast's death, which really fucked sales. It's why it was quickly ported to GC.
They didn't want that mistake happening again, and of course, committed another mistake by rushing to get it out too early.
SEGA is just full of unfortunate fatal mistakes.
What do they call this era of Sonic?
Sonic Adventure 2
Sonic Advance 2
Sonic Advance 3
Shadow the Hedgehog
The shitty game era
The dark ages
The era of autism
That excuse would make sense if they hadn't been releasing it on brand new hardware. The reason they rushed it is so they could have it out as an anniversary game, nothing more.
Don't wanna upset Cheese.
Can Iizuka make anything besides Sonic Anniversary games?
Take off 06 and it's the "Adventure era" if Generations is to be believed.
Sonic Adventure 2
Sonic Advance 2
Sonic Advance 3
Sonic 2006 ~ Sonic Forces
We are now progressing back into the Caveman ages with classic sonic taking over.
I want to be Tails' gf and spoil him rotten
Yeah I love this era.
Iizuka hasn't actually made a Sonic game since Shadow and wasn't involved with 06 at all.
Do chao do anything different if you spoil them with one character in SA2?
You mean beat him senseless?
Nice try Adventurecuck, 06 is part of your shitty Era.
There was only two boost games at the time of Generations and 06 was the pseudo-reboot, so they had to lump it in at the end.
I'm sure your primitive brain does.
Sonic is reduced to a series of grunts and doesn't understand the concept of 3 dimensions yet.
go down hill rly fast
I love this comic
only two boost games
Black Knight/Secret Rings are as Boost as 06 is Adventure.
Black Knight/Secret Rings
Boost is just an alteration of 06's mach speed sections. Plus 06 had Blaze who debuted in a boost game. Plus 06 was made in Japan when the previous games from Adventure 2 to Shadow were made in the US. Plus 06 was made for 7th gen hardware like Unleashed and Colors were.
They'll do the "I'm sweet and cute so pet me plz" thing that they do when at a high happiness/bond level with one character, but not with another unless their bond is raised up as well.
Hero characters make a hero chao
Dark characters make a dark chao.
That's about it.
Just saw these browsing Veeky Forums and haven't played a Sonic game in fifteen years, can someone explain this to me.
The Adventure Era is SA1-SA2, prove me wrong.
boi that is some reaching right there
Heroes is a direct sequel to SA2, with ShTH being related and 06 effectively being a conclusion if you consider Shadow's story arc.
anons unrionically arguing that 06 isn't an Adventure game
"the mach sections are kind of like boost, and it was made for the 7th generation of hardware"
lmao this fanbase sometimes
Shadow's game is the closest to an SA3 we'll ever get.
Maybe it's for the best.
06 was the pseudo-reboot
So you acknowledge it's not part of that era then?
In 2, 3&K and Mania, if you're playing with Tails as your companion and he dies, he just respawns. It's basically an in-joke that Tails doesn't die.
By the way, what was your last Sonic game, user?
They'll come to you if you whistle.
They'll randomly chase you around asking for a pet.
They'll draw your picture on the floor if they learned how to draw.
It was the end of one era, and start of another, an idea that Sonic Team didn't even commit to, shrugging it off like a bad headache that capped off their previous games before properly moving into a new era and style of gameplay
Will sthg die before thread #1500?
No, I'm going to keep making threads even if I'm the only one left.
Just make the next thread #1500. It's just a number, it's not like it really matters.
Adventure to Shadow - Adventure era
Rush to Black Knight - Sonic gets all the bitches era
Free Riders to present - Just fuck off already Pontaff for fuck sake era
What happens when Sonic's adventures come to an end?
The world finally finds a cure for Autism.
Oh cool, the Sonic games have a lot of stuff like that tied to them. I played Heroes last, it was really fun but I was maybe eleven when it came out so I was never able to finish it because I got lost in some levels, I suck at vidya.
I played Heroes last
Well no wonder you quit the series.
What's wrong is abusing your chao to death. What you should do is abuse them for the majority of their lives, then be kind to them at the end so they reincarnate. Then you can abuse them throughout multiple lifetimes.
Could at least read the comic as it's getting posted realtime...
But if you insist, here's a brief rundown:
Love that game.
Did the Sonic Adventure Music Experience ever get a CD release? I don't see it for sale anywhere.
What was even the point in including Tails as a companion? I remember only having him help me fly like once.
90% of the time he's just left off screen getting killed
#1400 is Omega themed, right?
He marries Amy.
Yeah, the Chaotix levels can really get on your nerves.
Every series needs a Luigi.
Adventure series would never be that grim and dark.
The entire game was a giant war between GUN & some aliens, and you're right in the middle of it trying to pick a side. The music was depressing. The atmosphere was depressing.
Nothing remotely similar to how an adventure game would be.
He was designed so two players could play the game together instead of a gimped 2P mode. Literally his creation from a design standpoint was "We wanted young brothers to be able to play the game with their older brothers", hence why Tails is the younger brother surrogate figure.
Remind me again why Mania doesn't have a 2P Co-op online mode.
SRB2 is the best Online Multiplayer Sonic game
I guess they suck at netcode or something.
I'm still a little bitter that they're touting "four player local competition" as a bonus in an online age. Hell, even the local two player mode still has painful screen stretching with no option for borders so I'd rather them fix and refine what's already there instead of just stacking.
Oversight? Not many people seem to think about Online mode shit because most of these platformer games are built for single player.
Does Kirby have an online mode?
Almost feels like they made a game about Shadow.
Nintendo games except for Mario kart tend to not be online.
Does Kirby have an online mode?
No, but it fucking should have.
You can play some Kirby games online via Project64k, and it was probably the most fun I've ever had playing it.
Online multiplayer games have more replay value.
Thanks for all the reaction images.
Maria hardly knew Shadow. All of his memories of her are fabricated.
I want to snuggle up with Tails and tell him I love him
Where did the bottom tenders come from? I’ve never seen those before.
I don't disagree, but at the same time, what would that kind of thing at to Sonic? Just "get to the goal" with some stranger? What's fun about that? I would rather play a fighting game, it's more personal.
Early Heroes renders before they finalized the in-game models.
Lolicon who wants to buy a Cream plush uses Tails memeface reaction images
They are from Heroes. Those are the Heroes models.
Me too, user, me too..
I'm still a little bitter that they're touting "four player local competition" as a bonus in an online age.
You're forgetting how easy it is to sell games based on the idea of things, not that those things are useful or even any good in practice.
Hey 28-year-old manchildren who care about Sonic games online because that's where your entire social interaction is! Don't you long for the good old days when you didn't play games in front of the TV? With the friends you didn't have and the extra controllers you didn't have? Yeah us too, we love squishing viewports for local co-op, especially when you didn't punch your friends you didn't have on the arm when they looked at your screen! Buy our game for the dopamine hit it'll give your wormy internet-broken brain!
GE plushes are really nice.
Just "get to the goal" with some stranger? What's fun about that?
That's how co-op worked in the Kirby games and they were very fun.
It's the journey to the goal that makes it a fun adventure. Only problem is finding a formula that works for Sonic games, since sonic levels have always been designed for single player.
Whoever figures it out will be rich
I want to go on Mario Kart U as Sonic and meet other Sonic fans and dominate the races because we're so fast. Please join me.
But I didn't buy it. I took the screenshot a while ago and I meant to ask if it was worth buying, but I must've fell asleep before I posted it.
Are they? Do you have any yourself? I was thinking of getting one but I wasn't sure how well the quality is.
Har har based [developer name], they truly understand what I, the true fan, think, and wouldn't do anything stupid and would agree with me and be my friend IRL. I'm going to buy their game because uhhhh that's the only way I understand how to support things besides screaming at people online
Based [developer name], [scrolling through meme folder for adequate image]
I want to buy some. What material are they made of? Do they feel like felt?
Gonna have a grand ol time tonight
What's your favorite menu sound effects? As in "select, scroll, confirm, etc" out of any Sonic game?
That's not what I want to buy that plush for, you sicko.
tfw I had that Cream plush and my moms faggot dog ripped it up
shipping for another one is as expensive as the plush is now
Sonic Adventure/2/Heroes/4's confirm and back are iconic to the series for me.
I wish Mania used them too.
That's such an autistic thing to ask lmao
Sonic Heroes, easily. Every time I hear that shit it fills me with nostalgia. That or Mega Collection Plus Or Sega Collection for the PSP
I honestly didn't know!
game is basically 'reeeee modern games reeee physics reeeee'
Mania defines itself by what it isn't rather than what it is, that's why I disliked the game. Like that guy who can only reeeee about I dunno Big Bang Theory but doesn't watch anything himself so can't articulate what he actually prefers or even enjoys
I like Adventure's
i want a cuddle /STHG!!!!
I personally do not have one ironically, despite me praising them. I just know they're better looking in comparison to a lot of the other plushes. Your best bet is to listen to some reviewers, especially ones that collect merchandise and plushes and form your decision.
What are you waiting for?
Calm down little Sonic bab I'm fucking with ya.
What an oddly specific question. I guess I like Adventure's the most. None of the other game stand out the much. Except maybe Sonic Heroes
I regret looking up the source of that image.
Oh I saw them in person before at a convention too, if that slightly helps. I wanted them badly but they were overpriced as hell.
Sonic 3 and Knuckles I think
Okay user I acknowledge the problems with Taxman Team and the benefits of all gameplay styles but don't even give me that shit. The fanbase are the ones that tried to define Mania by what it wasn't. Everyone was going "OMG IT'S NOT BAD IT'S NOT SONIC 4 IT'S NOT BOOSTSHIT" when it was announced. The core game itself was definitely designed and advertised as both a love letter to the fans, and a solid package - how solid, of course, depends on your perspective, but don't act like it has absolutely no merit outside of the nostalgia lens people viewed it through. A lot of people who didn't even have a big interest in Sonic got into the series through Mania, which is telling.
that deviantart profile is cancer
I wasn't expecting so many responses, let alone a general preference of SA2/Heroes. Interesting, granted it's one of the most shilled sfx by SEGA, nearly every game to this day uses a combination of SA2/Heroes/06 in some way or another.
But anyways, thanks everyone.
Every time I hear it I'm just reminded of good times.
not to the uk
The fanbase are the ones that tried to define Mania by what it wasn't
The core game itself was definitely designed and advertised as both a love letter to the fans
Sonic fans are irredeemable, unlikeable garbage people who deserve to be unhappy and unsatisfied forever and ever
water wet, pope Catholic, etc
The title referenced the development team's "maniacal" fandom for the series; Iizuka described the project as being made "by the mania, for the mania", and as a "passion product" driven by the fans' love for the early Sonic games. Sonic Mania was produced in commemoration of the series' twenty-fifth anniversary.
Was it not that?
well what the fuck is the fucking spindash. what is it.
Don't mind me, I'm just shilling.
Also I have a tumblr now where you'll get Bump & Sage stuff in future.
Spin dash takes skill to use unlike boost
Fuck off faggot. You're part of the cancer that is killing /sthg/.
here, sonic fans, this is a love letter to yo-
[autistic bellows of NOT SONIC 4, PROOF THERE IS A LOVING GOD, NOT BOOSTSHIT, MODERN GAMES ARE BAD AND I HATE THEM FOREVER]
our fans. just love 'em
cute, what's your tumblr?
A tool to gain speed at the risk of slowing down. The most skilled you are, the more you can roll to keep speed going.
A tool to gain top speed at little risk due to having no downsides. Skill level doesn't add to it's efficiency, as it skill ceiling is casual level.
I don't get it.
Oh boy! I love original characters!! Where can I purchase board culture merchandise??
(someone posts a deviant art)
ha ha donut steel, ocs are stupid and gay and for dumb stupid people. not me, I'm smart and cool online
An ability used to give you instantaneous speed at the cost of slowing the action for a moment. When you spindash you have to prep and commit to it, by slowing down and realizing once you get going it'll take some time to stop. When you dropdash the same thing applies, because you have to both be in the air long enough to prep for it, and the speed you get from it isn't nearly as strong.
When you boost you get an instant boost but there's nothing to commit to - you can already be running and just boost to go from 1 to 100. There's no commitment to boosting, and you still have a lot of control in that state so there's little drawbacks.
Neat. I won't go there because I don't want to get aids but good luck.
*chuckles* ah, but you see, in Sonic CD,
Cute art, friend!
thinking really really hard
I don't like modern games they're just bad ok, spindash is good and boost is bad SO THERE
Slightly delayed boost
Would people still like Mania if the level design was bad?
No. What a silly question.
i only like mania for the ost.
But spindash doesn't grant top speed , and constantly, unless you only played Generaions Classic.
No, because that's what makes physics gameplay work. At least, at it's best, because even good levels can't save Boost.
Well people keep calling Sonic CD an underrated classic along with everything else (NiGHTS, the entire Dreamcast library, etc) and that had terrible level design, so sure
What if Modern Sonic got rid of boost and just replaced it with the drop dash and spindash? Or gave Sonic the "rocket accel" from Heroes? You can use it while running like Boost but it takes a little bit of skill to use like the spindash
The drawback in Unleashed was that you could fall off the stage or hit a wall
Since everything is automated in Forces, there's virtually no drawbacks.
There should be a button you press to rapidly increase Sonic to top speed, but instead of calling it 'Boost' they should call it GOTTA GO FAST SANIC MOED
instant modern classic, people would lap it up
Or gave Sonic the "rocket accel" from Heroes? Y
That thing was trash. Over complicated spindash/boost. The drop dash wouldn't be too bad of an addition, if nuSonic Team could do it right.
People still like CD so
people keep calling Sonic CD an underrated classic along with everything else (NiGHTS, the entire Dreamcast library, etc)
Suggestion: Top 10 Underappreciated Classics That Anyone Can Buy and Play Today For Real Cheap With No Hassle Whatsoever If You Really Wanted
anyone else remember gunstar heroes??
Sonic CD also had great OST, but everything else about it was fucking shit.
The bosses were pure shit and forgettable.
The stages were a mess.
The past/future gimmick was annoying.
People played CD as their first game, that's why. Shit standards.
Can't post link or else Bing Bing Wahoo gets mad. There's a link on my deviantart, if you know who I am.
People played CD as their first game, that's why
Eh. For a while it was hard to play, pre-broadband, unless you had an actual copy and console, so there's rarity. plus it's surreal and anime and for a certain type that's catnip. plus you can scream arguments into the void forever about arbitrary soundtrack choices, so
Holy shit guys. Check out this heckin' epic video of memes.
Literally dude memes lmao
when will they get to the fireworks factory zone??
Can you not prove the people that played CD didn't play it first? If not, you can't claim people that like it didn't play 1, 2 or 3K before it.
Also one big problem people aren't getting here, CD is an exploration game. It's anti speed, the Donkey Kong 64 to the Donkey Kong Country titles. It's not the same.
Fucking plumber. Well, what is your name you use for art?
I'd be better if it integrated with physics better instead of being a linear speed increase with a flat cap.
ha ha I love crazy faces and when the characters scream a lot. and when they point out things about games that wouldn't happen in real life, those ones make me feel clever for noticing those things
sorry I don't know who you are.
How do we fix Boost? Not Modern Sonic as a whole, just Boost.
I think Shadow is really good design when you take a step back and consider that the original goal was to make a "dark" sonic.
Among other things you can't do this with spindash youtube.com
I have no idea who you are.
Can you not prove the people that played CD didn't play it first?
baby can't into english when using the Smart Guy Arguing Rationally Online voice lol
Who are you?
Yeah, but that doesn't let me throw temper tantrums online about how much childhood (tied up in a videogame series) was ruined forever, so
Saying they "did their vision" correctly is like saying "we actually wanted a game starting a rat killing people". It wasn't an idea worth investing.
I barely post here, so it's not surprising. S-Dash/SDash
I'm talking his looks and aesthetics. Not the actual concept of shadow the ultimate lifeform.
Like they could've done a waaaaay waaaay worse design.
I'd rather Sonic Team experiment and try new stuff every once in a while, rather than get stuck in a navel-gazing rut of endless remasters and endless five year anniversary remasters desu
oh boy, green hill zone, that's new. yes, I remember 1991
Oh yeah, I remember you! I just remember you using a different style.
I'm inconsistent as fuck, but now I try to draw Sonic characters more on-model.
It's sexier that way.
I don't know why artists don't just watermark their images.
On-model can be sexy. Looking forward to seeing your Bumps & Sages on there!
The bosses were pure shit and forgettable.
That's most bosses in the classics.
I like this artstyle.
Because everytime they do it is terrible.
Even though I love the variety.
Limit how much boost is gained so it requires more management.
The design was on point for the concept of a dark sonic.
I'm not sure what you are talking about as Shadow is one of the most popular characters in the series.
I'm not an artists but I generally don't like watermarks.
Because everytime they do it is terrible
I wouldn't trust anyone here's opinion about what's 'terrible' or not desu
oh boy, the shut-in who relates to things exclusively on whether it has a waifu for the alternate universe inside his imagination decides he doesn't like thing and doesn't want anyone else to like thing. oh no. noooooo
I think /sthg/ would improve if it had challenges to throw out for the community.
Like complete Emerald Coast without jumping challenges.
That thumbnail reassured me that this is entirely serious and well thought out and isn't cynically having a hot take on YouTube for the sake of having a hot take
I miss Sonic Cage Dome.
But sure, why not? Then we'll know how many scrubs are here.
Why bother? What kind of incentive is there to waste time on such meaningless activities?
That would imply most of us here actually play games and aren't simply shitposters who spam factually wrong statements under the guise of opinions while calling everyone who disagrees a person who doesn't play the game.
I think /sthg/ would improve if it had challenges to throw out for the community
doing anything besides wasting time talking to idiots you'll never meet with opinions nobody cares about, accomplishing absolutely nothing at all other than wasting electricity
Probably can't even complete Sonic 1 GHZ in under 35 seconds.
The guy makes good videos but god I hate his tendency to clickbait. Was it really that hard to at least call it "The Best Feature In A Sonic Game" or something instead of using such a misleading title for basically a Chao Garden guide
tfw I can trigger the thread by simply posting the fact that Sonic Forces isn't a bad game
Hey, /sthg/, rate my custom avatars
Sure I'd be down for it. I even have SA
DX, so I could try it out.
You sound like the type of faggot that couldn't beat Emerald Hill under 30 seconds.
[sitting up straighter in chair, readying meme folder] projection! Projection! [hammering hard on the mouse and keyboard] PROJECTION!!
I could play a game that isn't Sonic instead. Those are usually more fun.
Speedrunning is for mentally ill transexuals.
I already tried doing this, there's a part in the 2nd section that I'm pretty sure you can't get past without jumping.
t. casual scrub
(me, noticing someone saying bad about thing) projection. takes one to know one. I know you are but wh
ehhh... cool bear is ok
xth for Tikaru
Damn, it's really a shame that we lost Scourge. It was an interesting take on the "Sonic's rival" concept, especially sinche he's a literal Sonic but with a twisted morality. Plus, his SU arc felt really cathartic.
i like ess
Cool dog is cool
10x better than the shitty OCs the fags from sthg spammed after Forces was released.
literally just the promo OC
sawnic boom XD
literally just bubsy
I don't even have to say anything
another shitty pokemon
Ess and Bubsy are the only passable ones.
Scourge was an absolute douche, who deserved any ass-kicking he got.
I own several DBZ button-downs, sweat hair gel, and have 'flame shirt' as my star sign and spirit animal. anyway I'm the guy who things green evil sonic is cool and good
All illustrated characters are at least 18 years old.
Anyone have that picture with all of the wisps?
beat the entirety of sa2 using half presses
I liked your Tikal stuff
Interesting opinion. Do you have a favourite Archie character too?
tfw the strongest character is Silver if he awakens his maximal potential
this kills the Tikal
all of them, even Science Knuckles and Hairdo Knuckles
Silver went toe to toe with a literal god and won in the pre-reboot continuity, so you're not wrong.
I know that Sega has a strict "no spin-off material" policy and we have Penders to deal with, but I would love to see him integrated into the games universe.
DON'T DO IT
Those two too? Mean, you're really a even bigger fan than me.
As much as I can like him, there are more chances that Goku gets in the new Smash Bros. game as an alt skin for Sonic.
Why are Yoshifags so autistic?
my OC super egg 9000, in my headcannon he is the greatest creation of Eggman
He is very happy and like to vore mobians with his glorious weapon
I'm bad at playing but it sounds fun to do.
likes to vore mobians
reeee you can't say mobians!
Also, that sounds like it'd fit someone's fetish
I actually think Sonic World challenges would be fun because most people aren't familiar with it.
Ess is an interesting name
it reminds me of mine.
I right I downloaded that last night, forgot that I did. Brb.
I like his reaction to Sonic's dad. Clearly his own father was an enormous cunt, suggesting that the inhabitants of Moebius don't actually want to be evil but just are.
Then it leads to experimenting with the other characters. I like Sonic World but I don't know if people would be willing to try it out. It is obscure enough that you can't go and follow strats.
Yes, user, my name is Ass.
Why would anyone want Scourge back when we have Shadow?
Look to the left of Ess. Notice how they're both wolves?
To be fair, the only sources from which we know about Scourge's dad come from the hedgehog itself, and he's not like he's an earnest guy. He probably neglected him in some way or another, but we can't know for certain if he was a total dickwad.
Would you be ok if they removed Boost and made Sonic's speed based on gears? Like if levels were designed so that as long as you didn't touch anything (slow down), you could gradually manually shift Sonic's speed up once you got certain thresholds until you hit Boost tier speeds?
I noticed it now? Is it suppose to mean anything?
Not that i dislike Boost.
That's a fair assessment, he starts crying so either he's regretting killing him or wishing he had been born in Mobius.
Honestly, compared to nu-Antoine and Miles he wasn't that evil.
I've spent a ton of time this week playing Sonic Adventure on Xbox 360. Honestly a big waste of time.
Force. Ess. Force Ess. Forces
Why did you play something that you'd think its a waste of time, user?
I'm not bright. I understand now. I thought it'd be cool to finally see someone use the name Essence for once.
The fact that nobody talks about Secret Rings' OST is a sin.
So some hodgepodge of Sonic Advance 2's Boost Mode with the Mach Speed Sections/Run button of Lost World?
Nah, I'll pass. That's sounds painfully over convoluted, especially when the point of "fastest speed" is to just have good level design that allows it.
because i hate myself and have nothing else going on in my life right now
my oc likes vore too
Let's talk about it
anyone know where I can Yo Ho a copy of Forces?
1st he meets chaos control user, not so bad compared to Sonic
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW HE MUST USE CHAOS CONTROL"
its shit lol
Been thinking about the comic a lot lately, why it struck a chord with me that nothing else can match. IMO what makes Ian the best writer and kept the Sonic comic pretty unique in general was the fact that the villains would win more than the heroes. Since the status quo leaned more towards Sonic and the Freedom Fighters losing against the Eggman empire, it was the one comic where the heroes routinely got their asses handed to them. It actually felt like a war, with triumphs and setbacks and dire reprecussions either way.
I mean, Eggman manages to conquer the echidnas who basically ran the comic for 100 issues and kills them all dead. The entire resistance gets wiped out, their HQ/hometown gets burned to the fucking ground, Charmy's now retarded and Eggman beats Sonic. He doesn't have a new powerup or some ancient deity on his side, he just gets into one of his oldest mechs and beats the living shit out of Sonic while pointing out how dumb he was for thinking he could win. It doesn't stop att Eggman either, Shadow conquers the world and reduces Sonic to a beggar in the future. An evil wizard successfully overthrows their republic and manages to stay in power for quite some time. And in one of the last issues they get their HQ destroyed AGAIN, and this time by a mere egg boss.
This worked because the villains were all extremely likeable. Eggman was a hilarious bastard ofc, but Finitevus/Kukku were so damn competent that they were a pure joy to watch in action. Then you have the "villains" like Clove/Nephthys that are good people roped into Eggman's service for honestly pretty heartbreaking reasons. In fact, the latter teams up with the local resistance fighters to secretly oppose BOTH Sonic and Eggman because they've realized their stupid war is endless and they want no part of it. This example proves more than anything that Archie Sonic wasn't good vs bad, just two sides fighting it out with Sonic Universe dedicating entire arcs to exploring the villains.
This shit is my JAM.
I unironically believe if Secret Rings had better controls it would be one of the best Sonic games ever
It sucks. Probably the worst Sonic OST in the series, it's almost as bad as the game itself. Secret Rings is a bad experience as a whole.
Let's talk about Sonic 2 instead.
Shadow was Sonic's antagonist for one game and he had different reasons to be one and after that, he became a somewhat friendly rival even though they have different but complementary personalities. Scourge is instead a complete opposing force, who has absolutely no chance at redemption and doesn't even want one. And the fact that it's a hammy guy who takes every opportunity to chew the scenery makes him entertaining to watch even though he's a complete asshole.
Moebius' inhabitants aren't necessairly "evil version of the Sonic's cast" even though in their first appearance they were and acted like one. It's more like they have a similar personality but their morality is twisted in one wa or another. So characters that are very active in their doing acts of justice have their counterpart in Moebius who are as much as active at doing bad deeds. O' Knux (Moebius!Knuckles, just to be clear), is a pacifist that only fights if he has to but he's not a wimp by no means, while Knuckles is obviously more hot-blooded and has no problem at punching first, asking questions later.
so no then, thanks for playing.
I like High and Broken a lot
skidrow, I believe.
You should do something that you like though, even learn a skill and make it Sonic related.
WHy does it sond like THrow it all Away?
Worst? Not even close.
It is the worst. It sounds like terrorist music.
Is Silver the Hedgehog a dead meme? Feels like he's on par with Rosy the Rascal or Fang the Sniper.
Silver was in Forces so no
He's like one of the strongest character in the serie but since people got bullied hardly in 2006, they nerfed him.
That's also why many people don't like him because they raged about his IT'S NO USE.
I'll take terrorist music over shitty MIDIs in Sonic Chronicles and whatever they tried to pass off as music in Classic Sonic's levels in Forces
I assume it was written to be similar.
Anti-Amy got Pendered with the rest of Moebius before she had a chance to shine.
It's not fair.
Crush 40's Seven Rings in Hand > Original version
So which one's your favorite, /sthg/?
Hell if I know, but it's seemingly intentional.
Honestly I'd rather take Forces Classic Sonic than most of Shadow, Rivals, and most Chronicles. I'll even debate with some of the 8 bit OST.
None of Crush 40's covers are better than their original versions.
Wholesome renditions of fan favorite music from the series past made by the talented staff at Bioware and Richard Jacques.
Fantastic music that captures the essence of the Classic era. It uses real Genesis samples to create beautiful melodies that really feel like they came from a Classic Sonic game on the Genesis.
Filthy sand people music that hurts your ears with the weird foreign instruments and nonsensical lyrics designed to brainwash people to join ISIS. The terrorist music is bad just like the game.
you're missing which is the best song. Also Skeleton Dome is good
Was just talking about vocal level themes.
I love them all, but Unawakening Float, Palace That Was Found, White of Sky and No Way Through are my personal favourites.
I just realized that Secret Rings was the lowest point of the franchise. Fucking arabian nights and waggle-trols? There was no crawling out of that hole.
Sonic Cage Dome
aw fuckin man dude
Crush 40's version of Free from Free Riders is better than the main version.
Oh the game was absolute trash, make no mistake. Dope soundtrack, though.
The party game mode was alright, I guess.
This. They may be nice but I normally prefer the originals.
The Palace That Was Found, Unawakening Float, and How It Started are my favorites but I currently like How it Started atm.
Cream is delicious
Unawakening Float, Palace That Was Found is my shit.
Oh yeah Secret Rings sucked ass, bu the OST is good stuff.
Lovely song. Sing with me, /sthg/
Nice try terrorist. I'm not singing your propaganda.
Blue On The Run, The Palace That Was Found and Let The Speed Mend It.
Don't be such a faggot, user.
Their cover of Free is one of their worst songs, the fuck are you talking about. Johnny sounds like he's passing a kidney stone during allergy season.
Good-byes are part of time
A part of moving forward
But ways are lost ahead
They're all blue and blurred
Every OST between Sonic 3 and this was crap and you know it.
1000 times this
Never heard it, never finished Secret Rings.
Go to the final boss and had no idea what the fuck I was supposed to do and stopped playing.
Darkspine Sonic was dumb.
Blue on the run, no way through, and Unawaken float. But in reality they are all awesome
All Hail Shadow is an awful song regardless of who does it.
Bring back Throw It All Away.
IT'S THE PRICE OF BEING AWARE
BUT TOO AFRAID IT ALL MIGHT DIE
SOME THINGS THEY NEVER MEND
I KNOW I'M NEVER THE SAME AGAIN
I'd argue every Modern Sonic soundtrack after Unleashed has been pretty meh, though.
The freedom fighters are great! Usurp that fat pig Eggman! Behead the robots!
DAY BY DAY ONLY TIME WILL TELL IF IT'S MEANT TO BE
I'M YOURS ALONE EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME
FOR YOU ARE MY WHY MY WHY I BREATHE
TOMORROW LET IT BE THE RAIN THAT FALLS TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU
FOR ALL I NEVER SAID
ALL I NEVER SAID
More of a testament to how bad the original is admittedly.
All this talk about music makes me want to ask you guys for assistance.
Sonic 06 has some great music but you picked some boring ones.
A SHRINE OF MEMORIES
I DREAM JUST TO REMEMBER
BUT ALL JUST TRAPPED IN TIME
AND MY EYES GET BLURRED
Someone please make love with me to this song.
Sonic loses rings when he gets hurt at a certain point, so what's the most painful thing Sonic could withstand without losing rings?
only if you are a girl
Can we take a moment to appreciate just how much of a jam Dreams of an Absolution is?
What's the worst vocal song in the Sonic franchise?
IT'S FOR BEING UNAWARE
I RUN AWAY FROM THINGS LIKE THAT
DIDN'T KNOW OF A WAY TO STAY
THOUGH I NEVER HAD FELT THAT WAY
You bet your sweet ass I am
S T A T I O N S Q U A R E
I genuinely don't like All Hail Shadow no matter who sings it
NOT A DAY GOES BY WITHOUT YOU THE QUEEN OF MY HEART
I'LL STAND ALONE HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES
ONLY YOU CAN MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME
THOUGH NOW APART MAYBE SOMEHOW IT COULD BE
Can you be
lesbian with me?
I guess falling from space and lancing face first as in Unleashed.
Race to Win?
Literally fucking kill yourself.
I was never a fan of Catch Me If You Can from Riders.
Come the fuck on, user. For real?
Actually, the more I think about it A New Day.
M O B I U S
Falling from the sky.
The Zero Gravity version is good shit, the other one I don't really like.
fall from space and land on your fucking head multiple times
bump into a robot
lose rings or die
Sonic is a weird creature.
I'd personally say either;
All Hail Shadow
or Catch Me If You Can
Though on that last one, the Zero Gravity version is much better.
ONLY TIME WILL TELL IF IT'S MEANT TO BE
I'M YOURS ALONE EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE, BE WHY I BREATHE
WISH TOMORROW WOULD BE THAT DAY THAT COMES TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU
he just doesn't take fall damage
What about that time when Sonic was beaten up by Infinite, a Metal Sonic replica, a Chaos replica, a Shadow replica, and a Zavok replica (all of which are as powerful as the originals); probably beaten here and there (not tortured, that was a Pontaff thing) for 6 months; and turned out perfectly fine?
FOR ALL I NEVER DID
LET ME MAKE IT UP TO YOU
LOVE IS WORTH A CHANCE
LOVE IS WORTH A CHANCE
Thanks user <3
M O B I U S
any of those being bad
Fucking killl yourself, you mongoloid crackhead scum.
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IN THE WIND, IN THE WIND
He was totally tortured. Imagine going all that time without a chilidog.
That hog ain't right
Sonic likes food other than chili dogs, you know. Plus, Eggman's fed his prisoners before, as shown in Unleashed.
Only if you make a suicide pact with me, user.
What do you think Sonic tastes like?
I want to eat him.
At least no one said You're My Hero or You're My Number One. I thought we were gonna have to fight.
Yeah, but there's no way he's getting food he likes. He's probably stuck with gruel or cat food.
Im a girl
You bet your ass
i dont like the sound of that
Not liking the guitar solo part of Magna-Fi's All Hail Shadow
the fuck is wrong with you
We don't have to do that if you don't want to, user.
remember your biology
Where are all the new Sonic quizzes?
I wish I had someone to love...
But sir I cannot rape the willing
He's right you know.
Are you a grill
Sally is the only gay Sonic character.
Rape is like saying "hello" in Mobius.
Are you a feminine boy? If yes, call me
I got Silver
why did they do this
How is it gay if he's a robot?
Because it's probably for kids and not adults.
I got Shadow.
Honestly, if most normies were put in this position I do believe they'd fuck a corpse sooner than Knuckles.
I'd fuck Knuckles' corpse...
I clicked Rouge on that one, but got Sonic
I hate how obvious these quizzes are. Like, "what's your favorite color" for example. If you click blue, it's gonna lean towards Sonic. They don't even try and hide that fact.
Sonic's eyes are GREEN! GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
I always imagine that Rogue's mouth tastes like a cocktail of cum and blood.
She should be CANON.
How does one make even make a good "what are you" quiz?
The ones in Pokémon Mystery Dungeon were pretty good.
By not making answers that clearly correlate to one character.
There's a surprising lack of Male OC's.
I should probably buy Forces and just complete my autism.
I'll throw my mum I swear to god.
This is the best possible design Sonic could ever have. It's absolutely perfect in every way.
Feet and shoes look weird.
Oh true. I enjoyed doing those.
I understand the whole don't do Sonic = Blue sort of thing, but it makes me wonder if you can make an poll choice that's applicable to multiple people.
Happy furze pig.
I always thought Rouge looked like the type of woman who smelt strongly of cigarettes and ungodly amounts of perfume to hide the stench of sex.
My male OC is a Schnauzer, I still haven't made those changes that were suggested awhile back.
Cum. blood, alcohol, sour fruits, flavoured smokes.
You have to put thought into who the characters really are to make a good poll.
She's a fruit bat.
Fair, I fixed it.
Is it a trap or is it a girl, find out next week on Dragonball Z
Yeah, that's something to think about carefully.
I like to think Rouge flirts like crazy to get stuff, but is actually a total virgin and would freeze up like crazy if she was ever in any real lewd situation.
That's a popular headcanon. I think the idea is cute too.
I wonder which characters would freeze up, which ones would take the initiative and which ones would just be confused.
Manic is looking pretty hot though, desu.
Yeah, she eating that peach.
Sonic wouldn't hesitate, he just wants to get it over with. Tails is a real sick motherfucker, he wouldn't care. I think Knuckles would freeze though, with his social anexiety and all.
Take the initiative
Any of the younger characters
I like to think she used to rub up against gemstones until she met Shadow and Omega.
Neither of them understand but it'd be rude to just tell her no.
How the FUCK did they get away with this?
That's really cool, I had no idea!
There's art of this "dream" somewhere, right?
Anyone but heartlessoul
Having read the comic
There will be when you commission it, user.
My headcanon right there.
Do drawfags die a little inside each time someone commissions something akin to Rouge in a bukkake scene?
Bukakke is a vile fucking thing but these people will do diaper and scat for the right price. If they still have a soul it's not in good shape.
I'm sure being able to pay the bills is a better feeling.
Only those who still have a soul.
It really should depend on how "dynamic" you want it to be.
What's wrong with bukkake?
Autism isn't reserved strictly towards Sonic, the Mario fandom has it too but it's a minority instead of the majority.
Cream seems impressed by it's size, shape, colour, wavelength and properties.
Cheese looks like a dead fish
That looks large.
Before Shadow and her are about to fuck she lets the cat out of the bag that she's a virgin.
Shadow looks at her like she's fucking lying.
"I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!"
Commence Shadow, being The Ultimate Life-form and automatically knowing all there is to it about sexual intercourse and beyond, and Rouge telling him to slow down, blushing, spelling spaghetti, and losing her mind at the Chadow absolutely slaying her pussy -- and breaking the disbelief he possessed earlier.
Will the Sonic movie have a licensed movie video game to go along with it?
Not being a confused virgin
I don't believe you.
Of course it will, and that will be Sonic Team's next mainline game.
God's work, user.
shadow knowing about sex
Let's pretend for a second that Maria didn't violently rape Shadow aboard the Ark behind Gerald's back.
He was created, given a week to know about the world, tossed into Earth's atmosphere, gone on a 3 day adventure with Eggman and Rouge, got amnesia, and said damn a lot.
So he goes into work as a GUN operative with adults who have done the boinking. He'd be out of his depth.
I've said it before, Shadow wouldn't know what sexual attraction was if it was sat on his face.
Should give it to another studio and see what they come up with.
Yeah, but I don't think he automatically knew what sex was. Pretty sure nobody taught him in the week or so after he was created, and I don't think anyone taught him after being reawakened 50 years later.
Would sex between them involve them pretending to know what to do and telling it each other it was great while freaking out internally that they fucked up?
It's likely, Sonic Team just got done making Forces and the movie is in pre-production. If Sega is really adamant about expanding the brand making a tie-in game makes sense. Last time they tried to do this we got Rise Of Lyric so keep expectations low.
Great. Now I want to read about Shadow being awkwardly taught what "sex" means. Thanks, /sthg/.
Well, animals aren't taught and they know what to do.
Omega downloads Sex 101 into his database and tries to teach Shadow all he needs to know about intercourse, in his own Omega-ish way.
Frankly, even if Shadow was taught, I don't think he'd be able to mentally connect what it is to what she did to him.
What are you implying, user?
To an extent, at a base level, humans know when they see the opposite gender (or the same) their reproductive organs go funny.
However, with humans the culture they have spawned and you kinda should know as an adult not to stick it up her urethra, imagine someone who's barely had 3 years of life on this planet. Without the learning as a kid how to search up porn videos without it coming up in the URL on the family computer. You'd act like a nervous wreck.
I had a bunch of things in my head that Rouge would have to teach Shadow how to not be a sperg in dates and shit. The Ultimate Wingman.
Hey, you look great! Have you met Shadow, I think you'd really like him
OH GOD, you look so cool man, what's with the red quills?
When I was created in my test tube 50 years ago I was infused with Alien DNA and t-
Rouge slowly headbutting the table
Shadow's heart belongs to Maria, not these fleshy inferiors.
Lock and load
firing weapon, firing weapon, firing weapon, firing stops
upon inspecting your weapon, there is a bullet in the magazine and in the chamber
"Is this even about sex anymore Omega?"
"[It could be]"
My problem with Sonic Heroes is the game never trusts the player to understand the team mechanic, the game feels like one big tutorial.
Shadow wouldn't understand unless someone literally made him go through a sex ed class.
"Put PONOS in VAGOOO and jam it in!"
"...You lost me"
I always assumed the game was meant for newcomers. It was the first multiplatform title and more lighthearted from the adventure titles so the focus was making it as casual friendly as possible.
I got this feeling as well. In Mystic Mansion and Hang Castle the hint bubbbbles are still explaining things like the light speed dash. They're some of the last levels in the game
I think the game has good level design when it isn't trying to gear itself around the team mechanic, which is only half the time.
I am not against a sequel for the reason that this playstyle wasn't heavily explored in its debut title, but at the same point I wish that there could be a way that Sonic Team could feel confident in players playing the harder sequel.
sex ed with Shadow and Omega
Since we're on the subject, what's are some good Sonic songs to fap or to make love to?
Rouge's stage music in SA2 obviously.
"You know, let's- let's just, like, 's not hopeless, but"
Rouge downs her fancy mix drink
"but why not, give it another decade or so yeah? Like, get a"
3 someones' bracelets rattle as she gestures
"get a find yourself, you know?"
isn't that what super hard mode is for?
It requires a lot to get there, and it is a massive jump in difficulty on the other side.
I would chastise it as it isn't creative with the challenges, only more bottomless pits.
Don't tease. You have to link this.
October Rust. Sonic is pussy repellant.
Is she naked under that?
5 minutes should be plenty
Fly in the freedom
There’s a lot of things to do
I’m ready to gamble
It’s time to play the game
Still Tutorial mode still tells you what to do and there's still formation hint monitors everywhere. So it is but only kind of.
I wish Death Chamber had an official instrumental, because it SCREAMS sex.
fanfic author deletes the weird fetishy stories he wrote long ago
luckily they are saved in the web archive
This is more than I expected. Thank you, user.
What's the worst level in SA2 and why is it
Except it's Final Chase, user.
that's not Mad Space and Egg Headquarters
I find it peculiar that there's official instrumentals for the character themes but not for the level themes.
Mad Space will always be the worst one,
and I like the Hunter stages.
Most of the ARK levels are pretty shitty that said Final Rush is one of the better ones. Shit like Mad Space, Meteor Herd, and Crazy Gadget are much worse.
The only level instrumental that has been released was Pumpkin Hill's and that was only through Sonic Runners.
It's Crazy Gadget. Most of the level is fine. Then you get to the "puzzle" section at the end and everything goes downhill. The camera becomes frustrating to use and it's so easy to misjudge your jumps. Any slight mistake means death and you have to redo the entire stage if you want that A rank.
One thing that bothers me, how did Sonic Team make Mania's story tie into Forces when Forces started development years before Mania?
They didn't, if there's any connection it's shoehorned in and VERY artificial.
Where's the best place to get Skeleton dogs in SA2? Is it just Pumpkin Hill?
I don't know about best, but Pumpkin Hill is where I go too.
Mania originally had a different story before the Phantom Ruby stuff was added.
Forces started main development around the same time as Mania. Don't let the four year gap fool you, half of it was spent on the Hedgehog Engine 2.
There was still concept development being done for those 3 years.
Well really, it's not even that hard if you look into how the game uses the Gem. It's only like 4 times the Ruby has the effect it preduces used (excluding the final boss) and as a result you don't get clear translations all the time because it was rushed in. Just look at the "real" final boss, and how that boss fight felt all over the place.
Basically, Iizuka and the rest of Sonic Team forced them to add it in. It makes the most sense after you realize there's no way Classic Sonic in Forces was made BECAUSE of Mania, it was long before that came to be. So because a Classic game was being made, they forced Classic Mania to be Classic Forces as well.
The 'tie in' is all Mania
I don't think Forces even references Mania. Classic Sonic showing up could have been handwaved a number of ways.
Pumpkin Hill is definitely the best and fastest once you memorize all of the Chao box locations
I don't think Forces even references Mania.
Well except for that one medley tune that plays when Classic Sonic appears from the portal, but otherwise yeah.
The most you get is the little mania jingle when he appears and that's it.
Classic Sonic himself being a Phantom Ruby illusion would've actually been a minor improvement.
Now that the Mania team is making classic titles do you think Sonic Team will finally stop shoehorning him into everything and focus on modern?
I hope so. It's the best move to do, especially with the damn movie coming out. The only hope is Gens Team FINALLY stop with the Olympics hell and get back on another boost game, if there's no hope from nuSonic Team to at least try a real 3D Sonic game.
Nope, they'll see Mania's success and use that as a reason to keep putting Classic in everything.
another boost game
What did Penders mean by this?
Does anyone wonder if Sonic Team has already started development for their next Sonic game?
they're already hard at work making Hedgehog Engine 3
gets given the line "studying to become a Missionary"
Does absolutely fucking nothing with it
C'mon Vector, step up your game.
I also love how inconsistent these heights are in this comic.
Does anyone have the Vector and the Longbois stare on in horror as Shaquille o Neal the Echidna kisses Julie Su?
4 years later
yes user, very hard at work
No. Sonic Team never learns anything. They'll see the Forces feedback that everyone thought Classic Sonic was pointless and the worst part of the game but also that Mania was amazing. They'll get confused. They don't understand why people like Sonic 1-3&K/Mania but dislike Sonic 4 and Classic in Generations/Forces. These are all the same gameplay styles to them. How could people hate Classic in Forces but love Mania? They're the same. Clearly the answer is that people love 2D and don't want Classic and Modern Sonic together anymore. I guarantee you that the next Modern Sonic game will be 2.5D.
user, no one liked Classic Sonic in Generations. It was communally and critically acclaimed when Generations came out, and is still loved by a sizable community to this day.
I guarantee you that the next Modern Sonic game will be 2.5D
AW SHEIT, HERE COME SANIC COLORS 2
no one liked Classic Sonic in Generations
Do they simply don't think they just fucking suck donkey dick at ACTUALLY polishing their damn shit games? They had like 4 shit games under their belt, so they can't seriously think they are THAT cocky with themselves, right?
Sorry, meant to greentext that first part.
but what about green hill zone and chemical plant? those exist on the planet but colors is supposed to be in space
Planet Green Hill Planet Chemical Plant
Sonic Team board meeting.
iizuka likes copying mario. I guess this is their 2nd attempt at mario galaxy
Already came out. Kishimoto is such a fucking hack.
I can't think of a moment which truly encapsulates the lowest the comic has gone.
Chemical Planet Zone
what's with might's massive arm and tiny legs
Anything from Forces really.
Not liking Eggman's Facility and Virtual Reality
I don't accept commissions like that, but if that's what they want to pay for and the other artist is fine with it they're free to do what they want.
This actually exists
user, he said worst.
No really, what's wrong with bukkake?
You mean two okay remix of the already Pre-existing best Shadow Levels in SA2 and
I would think Remix's wouldnt count
he doesn't like Aqua Road
Holy shit, fucking kill yourself, you little bitch.
baby's first hatsune miku track
Reminder that Sonadow is literally the worst ship ever to exist.
No. That's Silvaze.
This is better.
What was that? You wanted people to post Sonadow? Well, I'm happy to oblige.
What are you doing, stop. Disgusting.
How can something so adorable be disgusting?
not even once
planes are better
There will never be life-sized Rouge the Bat sex dolls
Be the sex doll maker that you wish to see in the universe, user.
You could probably have someone custom make one for you. It will probably cost a couple thousand dollars but the possibility is there you know
Why haven't Sonic and TMNT had a crossover yet?
Reach For The Stars
I like the instrumental version, but the vocal version is fucking awful.
If it makes you feel better, if a Rouge sex doll did infact exist, they'd fuck it up horrible and it'd be ugly as sin.
That's pretty autistic.
You dig Caleon Fox?
not liking Cash Cash
I bet you hate Speak With Your Heart, too.
the world can't handle something so radical
There techincally was... I'm sure in the Archie comics, there was some references to TMNT with Sonic or vice versa before I remember seeing before...
There will never be a to scale Cream the Rabbit sex doll
Kek, nice stuff.
Like you wouldn't want to see a crossover besides Mario?
the struggle is real
before Forces came out, this and Speak With Your Heart were the last new vocal songs we got for years. It always made me so mad that these were what they decided to end with or what seemingly killed vocal songs from the series
It's a happy little guilty pleasure of mine. I think it's a pretty fun song.
The vocals are so out of tune and the instrumental makes it worse -- it sounds like something from a Classic Sonic stage.
Good advice, user. Now only if I could find an unused human skeleton...
time for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You need to go back
Here's the kicker.
They're the bones of a dead friend that donated it to him before his death.
Not here... not like this...
Tell me you're bullshitting
Okay thats the part i DIDNT know. i honestly just thought he found the closest grave and just went for it
I know they say everyone has a skeleton in their closet, but this guy took it a bit too literally
that creates more questions than answers
It's a fake classroom skeleton. Stop trying to spook people.
you could say he's got a bone to pick with that sex doll
Ol' Sally Bones is made of wood you big babies
FUCK OFF CARLOS
sticking your wood in wood
purposefully TRYING to start a housefire
What is Amy's best portrayal in the games?
In terms of characterization? Probably Sonic Adventure 1.
In terms of gameplay? Sonic Advance.
Why are Sally fans such freaks of nature?
I used to like Heroes the most, for some reason... I guess Battle, but I never played that.
I kinda like her Unleashed portrayal I guess the most, but it has it's issues. My least favorite is Free Riders, fuck that game.
I really liked her in Riders.
She was playful, clumsy and sometimes aggressive, yet still went on adventures with the gang. She felt like sonic's gf.
if you insist
Unironically Adventure 1. She starts off her own story by dreaming of days adventuring, her quest revolves around helping an innocent creature, her crush on Sonic is played cleverly where she ducks into Twinkle Park to try and evade Zero, she helps Gamma turn good, and she beats the crap out of Zero when she finally gets the chance to cut loose.
I'll also defend her gameplay, the problem was the trash and obviously rushed level design.
Oh yeah, Riders was nicely done too.
fucking hell, why was the riders games sans Free Riders so nicely animated in their cutscenes?
that Crimom Crater cutscene with Babylon theme instrumental
Because it was developed by the Space Channel 5 team, with the first one also getting help from NOW. That gen was back when Sega still had several well-stocked dev teams working on a bunch of shit, before the massive restructuring and layoffs.
What is Webber supposed to be? The CEO of SoA?
I wish Advance had better level design because Amy's surprisingly fun to play as once you get used to her moveset.
This strangely gives me Rayman 3 vibes...
They very likely have.
it'll be next generation when we get another sonic game.
Huh. Apparently, there was gonna be a Sonic cartoon after Sonic X that was cancelled.
Makes sense that they would've tried a new one between the gap of X and Boom. Wonder what it would've been like.
He's the mememan. He does whatever he wants and no one has any say.
Concepts for the next game probably started towards the end of Forces development as it was probably just working on bug fixes and minor changes at that point.
Iizuka claimed at the panel that it usually takes them about two years to make a game, so chances are we'll probably see something that they're working on next year most likely.
This post speaks the truth
want to play a sonic game with /sthg/
forgot all sonic games are single player
Someday, user. Someday SEGA will have a Sonic game with online multiplayer.
Idea: We convince GHP to make a VRChat world for us all to hang out in. He mentioned that he plays it. It'd have rings to pick up and Chaos Emeralds to toss around.
Pretty much every spinoff
Sonic Robo Blast 2
I remember someone (probably GHP) floating that idea around.
On one hand I'd be down for it, but on the other, I'm not sure if too many anons would wanna do that.
Hay....ummm I think Sally's head is a little off
Isn't that made with human bones
More fake X screenshots please.
Wooden bones actually. Still weird as hell
that will never happen
I want this to be real
I just realized how astonishingly autistic a Sonic MMO would be
We need a new Sonic cartoon
I couldn't be any worse the VRchat
tv is dead
Try the Sonic "games" in Roblox.
O god I forgot about Roblox
There's actually a few semi-competent Sonic games in Roblox
Sonic Advance 3
This kind of just makes it more autistic, you could have made this with a million better engines
new thread when?
I meant a full cartoon series. Five 3-4 minute shorts isn't that
when we get to 750 posts
I gotta say these threads have been getting way better.
Is Sticks a good character?
don't jinx it
Newfag, we have 50+ posts to go.
Make dozens of alt accounts to mass-like Mania Adventures and we might see a full cartoon.
I wonder why the Freedom Planet devs didn't try to get Crush 40 to do a song for the game.
I don’t want a Classic Sonic cartoon. I’d prefer one where the characters are able to speak.
How would you fix Sonic Forces?
Man I haven't been here in a while, what are you guys up t-
Jesus this is way too powerful
I have to commend them for really pushing the engine like that. I know they could use other engines like said but I believe part of the fun is seeing how legit a Sonic game you can make in some shit like Roblox
Give character customization a breast slider.
user please, fix gameplay, not dickplay wise.
Get the Generations Team
Add a gameplay mechanic where you can go on dates with other OCs.or other canon characters.
This would save the franchise.
Or build relationships with OCs, play stages to win gifts for them and they'll eventually fall in love with you
Sorta like Chao World, but with smarter AI
We want the weebshit moeEmblem audience...
mfw I actually was thinking of Fire Emblem
May we storytime fanfics here?
Cmon, Sonic team is obviously out of ideas. All we're getting anymore is fanservice. Now I want adventure fields, and somekind of lobby where your avatar can interact with other players avatars.
Describe the fanfic and we'll decide.
Amy and Rouge torment a guy by giving him breasts so his date with his girlfriend will be awkward.
Sonic can't work in VR until someone figures out a good way to get people to move large distances in VR space.
Even if we could, how many people would be physically fit enough to jog +5miles daily?
would you fuck sonic's mom
why would they even make it so you can take her shirt off
for what purpose
Which one, Aleena or Bernadette?
Because my answer is yes to both.
Don't remind me I have a fetish comic about it.
A Day To Remember
(Note Fic no longer exists as the author took all of his Sonic fics down)
Chapter 1: A normal morning until...
8:32 AM Saturday Morning
I was all pumped and ready to meet my new gf, Kim C. at the mall downtown. I get dressed and go into the kitchen.
I hum happily as I pour some cereal into a bowl. "Weird" I think "I thought I just saw a shadow go by. I look around the corner again but see nothing. I sigh and decide to keep going about my business, still feeling like I was being watched. I then heard it again. A strange creaking sound. Someone or something was coming up the steps and whatever it was, was not gonna get me. I look around the bend, and noticed the shadow of a strange figure ascending the staircase. I grab the broom in defense and dart for the top of my stairs to see... my dad.
"Whoa, whoa whoa..." he tells me "it's not karate day... put the broom away"
"Sorry dad... I thought you were... someone else..." I say.
Truth is, I didnt know who he was... I had always been sort of a paranoid person when I thought about it. Oh well, there was nothing I could do about that...so I just put the broom away behind me.
"Oh by the way, I'll need you to help me with some housework today around noon!" my dad tells me.
"Noon! That's when I'm meeting Kim at the mall!" I groan.
"She can wait... I need you to help me clean out the garage and the attic..." he insists.
I groan again. Housework with my dad could be sooo boring and he always made it take so long, almost like he WANTED to waste all my time, sometimes, and I was really looking forward to see Kim meaning this housework was gonna feel like forever...
"Now c'mon!" he says almost yelling now "You need to help around the house more..."
As he walks away I tsk. I had the whole day set up. Oh well. I pick up the kitchen phone and dial Kim's number, sighing as the phone began to ring.
"Hey, Kim? Yeah? I'm gonna be late for our date today? Think we could it at... 2:00 or something?" I say.
There is also that mom from the manga.
When is Mephiles coming back? I've had enough of these shitty villains after him.
As I talk I feel the same weird sensation as before. I see another shadow dash the other way. I remove the phone from my ear for a second and look both ways down the hallway. I realize I'm neglecting Brittany and put the phone back to my ear keeping a watchful eye for trouble... or something...
Suddenly, the line goes dead. I turn around to see the phone wire is cut. I gasp and look towards the dining room to see Rouge...? Wait a sec, Rouge the bat? My mouth hangs open in surprise to see the young, fictional batgirl leaning against the threshold twirling a pair of wirecutters. I look at her oddly but suddenly someone grips me from behind by the arms. I glance back to see Amy. This was becoming unreal! Not to mention insane!
She throws me against the wall into a recycling bin
"Wh- what are you 2 doing here?" I say, fighting off the pain in my back.
Rouge smiles as Amy helps her tear off a long strip of duct tape
"We're here... to make your life hell!" Rouge growls.
Before I can even say anything, I am muffled by Amy. Those girls sure were quick to react. Rouge takes out a hair scrunchie and bonds my 2 fists together. Amy gets one of my dining room chairs and puts it in the middle of the kitchen and Rouge thrusts me onto it. "Damn, she's strong" I think as I feel the veins in my wrist being constricted by the tight ropes she's using on me.
"So... you're probably wondering why you're here..." Amy asks snickering now.
"mmmmgfgggm mgggg" I mumble
"The tape! Take the tape off his mouth!" Rouge says, snapping at Amy now.
"OW! What's this all about?" I say at last.
"You mean ya don't know?" Amy asks "you little 2 timer!"
"You were supposed to go out with Amy last week! Poor girl's been in tears all week... so I came up with this plan!" Rouge explains now flashing me an evil smile that sent a chill up my spine.
Are they gonna rape him?
"Go out with Amy!" I shout at last "How is that even possible? She's a hedgehog!"
"So you're racist!" Rouge snarls.
"... No, I'm taken!" I reply.
Amy and Rouge gasp.
"You mean you've HAD a girlfriend and you asked Amy out?" Rouge asks, now a tone of impatience in her voice.
"I DIDN'T ASK AMY OUT!" I yell.
"NOT the right answer!" Rouge snarls yet again, now revealing a large shiny ray gun, which was actualy pretty cool, except for the fact that it might KILL me!
"You won't get away with this, Rouge," I shout "...my parents will find out about this... and then... BOY are you gonna pay!"
"Ah shut up! Besides, with THIS device" Rouge says, holding up a device about the size of a lighter "we have frozen time for everyone but you, I and Amy!"
"That's right!" Amy says.
"And now you're done for..." Rouge says chuckling.
"W-W-Wait! You wouldn't kill me over ONE little date, right?" I say nervously.
"Of course not..." Amy replies smiling.
"Oh don't worry... you'll probably live... HA HA HA HA!" Rouge cackles.
I struggle to escape the ropes but it's no use, Rouge has them wound too tight to escape in time. Soon the shining of the ray burns my eyes and my body. I feel like I'm being pulled apart as the ray pulsates through all my bones, all my joints, ultimately reforming my body in a sick and twisted ray. And when it's over I look at the astonishing development in shock, my whole body suddenly tingling.
"You 2 are SICK and WRONG!" I shout.
the series is finally getting some footing and want full grimdark again?
Chapter 2: What are those?
I gasp for breath. I was in shock of what Amy and Rouge had done to me. They had done the impossible, the unnatural. I check just to make sure maybe it's an illusion. I put my hands up near where my normal chest used to be and cup my hands and feel... flesh... actual flesh, blobby flesh. It was true. I had developed breasts. I couldnt believe it... I now had the one thing I had always obsessed over, but it made me feel...weird. I glare angrily at the 2 who had done this to me. Rouge cuts the ropes at last and lets me go, Amy chuckles demonically and the 2 begin to walk away.
"Wait... you... you can't leave me like this!" I scream.
"Why not?" Rouge says turning back.
"I... I... have boobs... it isn't right..." I say nervously.
"So do we, you don't see us complaining!" Amy replies smugly.
"Look... you didn't wanna go out with us... so now you pay the price..." Rouge explained "if you want to know how to get rid of them, then you must fulfill our demands... which will be available at a ... later time"
Rouge hops out the window. Amy stops and looks at me evilly.
"Oh yeah and your cup size is C19!" she tells me before vanishing before my eyes.
"C19, man, that's large!" I mutter.
As I walk around the kitchen, new breasts in tow, I wonder "what am I supposed to do now?". I take a second and look around to be sure noone's watching. I look down my shirt and think to myself "So THAT'S what that looks like". This had NOT been what I had needed... I was due to see Kim soon and I had BOOBS! I felt like a fool standing there now...but what could I do about it? My fate had fallen into Rouge and Amy's hands now.
"Ok, I just gotta calm down... and figure out what to do..." I say at last.
the series is finally getting some footing
In what way? This franchise is getting neutered, in my point of view.
look around for any clue I could. Rouge and Amy weren't dumb enough to leave their breast giving ray gun behind, but they had left SOMETHING. It was a small light green note card. I read it curiously. "Meet us at the mall for a... DATE?" "But that's where I'm going with Kim!" I think "Oh well, they don't say a time... and it's still early... I could give them a little of my time, have them get rid of the boobs and then go out with my real girlfriend, Kim" I crumple the note in my hand and toss it aside. This was unreal...completely unreal...that a couple video game chicks walked in here, and just gave me BOOBS in a matter of seconds...
I sneak around remembering what Amy said, "your cup size C19"... and unfortunately these breasts were VERY heavy. But what was I suppposed to do? Wear a bra? No way... even if I could find one... the only bras are in my mother's room but there's no way I was gonna stoop that low. I decide to sneak out of the house and head for the mall. I knew I'd be grounded for skipping chore duty with my dad but some things were more important than that... such as... masculinity. Unfortunately there aren't too many ways to sneak out. I'd have to do so by going out my bedroom window (using any doors would get my dad's attention) and my bedroom came out to the deck. From there I could run to the mall and luckily it wasn't too far anyway. I decide to do it. I get on my bed and quietly slide the window up. I put one foot through and begin to slide my body through the slot. It'd normally be no problem, since I'm very skinny but my breasts scrape against the bottom of the window pane making me forced to roll on them to get over to the other side. OUCH! After getting over the shear pain of crushing my own flesh with all my weight I attempt to tiptoe down the deck steps but get my shirt caught on the rusty railing (on a nail jutting outward).
Mania is literally the best received Sonic game in over 15 years.
By taking a step backwards and scraping 20 years of Sonic history just for a Sonic 1, 2, 3, & CD HD Collection.
the last 20 years were fucking garbage
Anything not Sonic 1 is garbage to you faggots.
I pull on the fabric (it's stuck about where the shoulder is) but end up tearing it down to my chest enough so that you can see where my cleavage begins. I hurriedly climb back up but see that someone has closed my bedroom window so I can't get back in that way. I go back down and head for the garage but see my dad walking around in there. I dash the other way toward the sliding glass door but it's locked! If only I could remember where the spare key was I could get in the front and since my dad is in the garage he wouldnt hear me, I could change my shirt and go right back out. I sneak around looking around every crevace of our backyard. I know Ive seen that key before.
So what? I'm not one of those people who hate the 3D/Modern era with an autistic passion, but there's still an audience for the Genesis/Classic style & just like the 3D/Modern fans, there's no reason to ignore them. And with Mania, we got the best received Sonic game since Adventure 2 & that's great.
Now, SEGA just needs to get Sonic Team's shit together for the 3D games & the series will be set.
It's neutered to 18 year olds that grew up in the dark eras. Before and after early 2000s Sonic, people outside of that age range ridiculed the fuck out of the shit tier game quality, and over abundance of story telling. Tbf that is a major problem with Sonic games ever since SA1, too much narrative. The only time it was a decent amount was surprisingly, Sonic Colors. Too bad the tone was too comedy driven instead of adventurous like, well, Adventure 1, or Unleashed. Actually Unleashed was a good tone for the series, the problem still is how much narrative their is, plus a heavily mixed view on the quality of the games.
Stop shitposting. Sonic 1 isn't the pinnacle of Genesis era, if anything it's the worst.
Cry some more Adventurecuck, maybe Sonic Team will crap out another Adventure 3 you pretend doesn't exist.
Tired out, I round the front of the house. My breasts have been dragging me down the whole time and I eventually slump onto the front step of my house in dissapointment. I find myself sitting on something sharp, though, I get up to see the spare key. "Gee, that's creative..." I think. I put the key in the slot but hear a noise that makes my heart stop. My dad's coming back upstairs. If he saw me I'd be doomed! I sneak behind the railing of the steps, hoping he won't see me. Luckily, he does not and I unlock the door once he's gone (luckily he just came up to get some tools for the garage) and run up to my bedroom. I throw my old shirt into the hamper and hurriedly shuffle through my drawers for a new one. My breasts flop out in front of me, making it tough to see the wardrobe selection in my drawer. I soon find myself slapping them out of the way just to see, especially when I bend it over and they almost seem to trickle down. "How do girls put up with this?" I wonder as I pull out the next shirt I find. I put it over my head but it gets stuck on my boobs and I have to pull it even more, almost tearing the fabric toward the bottom. As my breasts wiggle around it becomes impossible to drape the shirt over them and I flop onto my bed with the shirt wrapped around my arms, draped over my eyes already so all I can see are the red fibers of the polyester.
I finally shove the shirt down pushing the breasts into me a little bit but I didn't care. I climbed out the window again (crushing my breasts again) and went towards the mall.
Take this stupid generalization bullshit somewhere else.
The notion of "too much narrative (which I don't even get)" isn't & wasn't the problem with those games. The problem was that the narrative in games like Shadow & 06 fucking sucked. As you said, Unleashed had the perfect tone for the series & it told a fun story, imo.
If Sonic games are gonna have a story & narratives, just have it be fun stories. It doesn't matter how much or how little, I just want it to be fun.
The Classicucks are basically asking for rehashes of the Genesis games. If they want them so much, then replay them. It's obvious they don't want new stage since everything classic has been ripped from Sonic 1 to 3.
Modern Sonic boring, soulless trash with no style nor substance. You can call the games before the "dark eras", but most of them actually felt like competent games.
Nice logic, Classicuck. Need I remind you of the Advance games and Sonic 4? Those were your 2D Sonic games that you pretend never happened, fags.
Chapter 3: Double Date!
I gasp out of breath from the adventure I had just had. Little did I know it was only the begginning. I dash down the stairs, and run down my driveway, hoping to go fast enough so my dad doesn't see me pass by the garage window. All I had to do was go down my street and head to the right. It was a long walk (about a mile and a half) but I had to do it. Luckily I didn't have to meet Kim until 2 and it was still 11:30, even if my date with Amy took 2 hours I could be rid of the boobs and get back with Kim.
I run down my street as far as I can, from there it's only about 3/4 of a mile until I reach the mall. Unfortunately it wasn't easy to run with size C boobs. I soon tire out and sit down on the side of the road for a second thinking about what has happened. I soon stand up and decide to keep running for the mall. I knew I wasn't a good runner from the start, but my boobs were only making matters worse. As I reach the goal, my spine almost coils up from the weight of my chest. I still press onward, knowing that I'll soon have a date with... KIM! Oh crap, I had just run into a MAJOR obstacle. Kim had arrived EARLY...now what could I do?
"AHH she's here!" I think "But I couldn't let her see me, not like this. She must've come early, but why? I looked past her into the window to see Rouge and Amy waving. "Oh god" I thought "Kim's my REAL girlfriend, she's the one I want, but I need Amy and Rouge to reverse what they've done to me before I could even face her again..."
that what the modern games were doing and you guys trash them for being too cheesy and being full of memes then they go the darker route and it still gets trashed. Pleasing this fanbase is a damn enigma.
Would someone's life as a Sonic fan be shaped by the games they played first or the most or whatever upon introduction to the series?
For example, let's say someone started out playing Sonic Heroes and Sonic 3 and Knuckles. How would this impact them as a Sonic fan in the future?
(You) aren't the general audience, user. People want Sonic to have good GAMEPLAY first and foremost. It's why so many games that had good stories got overlooked because the main bulk of the VIDEO GAME is fucking trash.
The Adventure games aged like shit. Too much questionable additions no one expected, no one asked for. Then comes casualized Heroes. Then shitstains like ShTH. Then franchise killers like 06. Plus all of DeviantArt day by day, ruining the fanbase with shitty ass OCs. Your era of Sonic has done so massive damage to the series. It's sad, but this needs to be recognized, not ignored because you grew up with filth. Sonic needs to stay consistent, and most importantly, GOOD. And it's taking fans to do that, to the lengths of reminding when it WAS good.
If you want the mids 2000s to return, do it yourself. People wished the 2000s of Sonic never happened. All you can do is take the good out of that era and make it work in todays world. Because right now, no one is wanting what you're asking.
I enjoy playing Sonic games.
It's obvious they don't want new stage
Is that why the most praised part of Mania WAS the new shit added? Is that why people were pissed when Iizuka said that Mania was gonna have more rehashes than new stages?
Advance games and Sonic 4
As much as I enjoyed the Advance games, they did not have the same well done level design of the Genesis games & Sonic 4 was NOTHING like the Genesis titles in terms of level design, or physics.
Fuck sake, I'm not even a "REEE GREEN EYES & TALLER SONIC" type of person, but this generalization nonsense just doesn't correlate with reality. Yes, there's fans out there who wants everything to be S2 forever, but the majority of Sonic fans just wanna play good games. And Mania, despite making several callbacks to older titles, was still a fun game. Hell, I'd even say that if Mania was the exact same title, just with Modern designs, it would still be the most praised title in 15 years.
Because it was fun.
How did you get "I want 2000s Sonic to come back," when I said that Shadow & 06's story sucked ass?
It's because both paths are poorly handled.
Adventure 1 and 2's story wouldn't be all that bad with modern technology but the awkward voice acting, sound mixing and animation stabs it.
06 at least tried something neat and consistent, writing issues aside but it was under an overall bad game (and ofc people will bring up the kiss scene).
Forces half-assed its narrative as much as the gameplay - it establishes great, serious stakes and then never actually follows up on them, bastardizes the characters to uselessness, and Sonic himself is quippier than he's ever really been.
Lost World tries to get a little heavier and fails awkwardly because of the setting and failing to establish a connection with the characters.
Colors and Generations were basically inoffensive.
I'm in the camp that acknowledges shit like Adventure 1 and 2 as fun stories, but I don't honestly think they're good and expect others to like them.
(You) aren't the general audience, user. People want Sonic to have good GAMEPLAY first and foremost.
Shits on the Adventure games.
Uh... HELLO?! Those games did have GAMEPLAY. I don't see the modern games listed when they are devoid of actual gameplay. The Adventure games are still loved and played to this day.
A select few group of people on the internet, which in no way, shape, or form represents even half of the real world, wished the 2000s of Sonic never happened.
Classicucks need to be executed on the spot.
yeah all 1/6 of it in Adventure and 1/3 of it in Adventure 2 and even then that's suspect because not every Sonic and Shadow stage is great.
I started with one of the Adventure games I can't remember which, played SA2 the most, and I ended up liking Forces. Make of that what you will, I guess.
You ignored "good" from my post, it seems. Who plays Adventures again? And say "they aged good" along with that? Do people play Meching? fishing? Hunting? No. They are the problem, the BAD. No one ever talks about that shit, and always cocksucks Chao Garden like that matters.
You need to get out of your hugbox, grow up. If it was just "a select few", why would such a small number of people completely make SEGA change the way Sonic worked after 06 bombed like shit?
They are miles better than the Boosting-bullshit. The Adventure games are considered the DEFINITION of 3D Sonic gameplay.
Yeah yeah, Classiccucks needs to be executed, Adventurefags needs to be hanged & Modernbabas should get gassed.
Just enjoy what you like out of Sonic & stop freaking out over people preferring different eras or thinking your era wasn't so hot, you fucking autists.
I can't remember which
Oh fuck I forgot to spoiler that.
Not that it matters.
I stay behind a trash can just near the entrance, in very close proximity to Kim. I sneak around her, dashing behind a pay phone and sliding through the door. I felt bad ditching Kim like that, she was probably waiting for me, but it would crush her if she saw me with boobs, so I instead walk very slowly and quietly into the mall until I'm far enough from Kim. Then I try to act intertested with Amy and Rouge.
"Uh... hey..." I say nervously.
"Hey Rouge, that 2 timing creep actually showed up" Amy says, flashing another evil smile.
"Of course... why wouldn't I? I really... want to get to know you better..." I say.
"Oh puh-leeze! You're just saying that cuz you have boobs..." Rouge snaps.
"No... I mean it..." I replied.
Of course I was lying. I didn't want to date either one of them. I wanted to date an actual human, like the one outside I left standing there. I feel bad but decide I should get Rouge and Amy to another side of the mall for our date. I couldn't risk Kim seeing either one of them.
"Uh... ladies... why don't we go to... uh... a nice movie? There's a cinema in the other section..." I suggest.
"I was thinking about some lunch at Pizza Hut" Amy replies with a devious smile.
I get nervous at this point. Pizza Hut was right near the entrance and Kim would most likely see me, then what? I'd be screwed for sure...
"We know why you want to go to a movie..." Rouge says chuckling.
"You... you do?"
"Yeah... you think since it's dark in there, people won't have to see your boobs" Amy explains.
"YEAH! Thats it!"
"But you wont get off that easily..." Rouge insists.
I sat down uneasily. I actually wasn't worried about people seeing my boobs at this point, since I wasn't wearing a bra or anything my shirt concealed them pretty well. After a few seconds I notice Amy staring at me kinda angrily.
Her love quest is over!
implying I’d ever be at a social gathering
MEESTER KENNEDY, WELCOME
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That isn't saying much. 3D Sonic needs to start from scratch so it can have a solid foundation. If the bar is Adventure than that's a pretty low bar
I give it two weeks until the troll is revealed.
This man. The only thing Adventure does is 3D, but it's not polished 3D. It's riddled with outdated flaws that are STILL forced in to this day.
3D Sonic needs a revision, with the classics as a foundation, THEN build new, but comparable mechanics on top that ADDS to Sonic, and isn't made just for padding.