/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #598

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Bright and Early Edition
Previous Thread: veekyforums.com/thread/209854516/video-games

Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to get the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Writefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

Art and Miscellaneous
Fan-Made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Game Files Dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

Rise and shine, sunshine!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

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Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/BeE64Xw7
pastebin.com/ukpwzj6K
youtube.com/watch?v=Wcf019F83-o
mensfitness.com/training/workout-routines/best-bodyweight-workout-all-time
pastebin.com/NKJVprkh
youtu.be/emfMkWyeEeU
youtube.com/watch?v=BDStOaRLsbg
youtube.com/watch?v=zmaWzaCxp8k
youtube.com/watch?v=HhRBtaiMEtQ
youtu.be/rGFic2e-uTE
youtu.be/E_aKTvOy3BI
youtube.com/watch?v=NsROk7oUkGs
pastebin.com/u/thebreadman15
soundcloud.com/reznyck/01-landroverdosis?in=reznyck/sets/muscle-cardiac-ep
youtube.com/watch?v=GHqthN3sE58
youtube.com/watch?v=0Qni8MvNMew
youtube.com/watch?v=zg2076b5Lqc&list=RDzg2076b5Lqc
youtube.com/watch?v=pNkQMtZAMAw
soundcloud.com/floridadark/the-beast-rebuild-of
youtube.com/watch?v=bw3UygAi2oo
youtube.com/watch?v=Cl78UpWa8vs
youtube.com/watch?v=Ss0kFNUP4P4
youtube.com/watch?v=PXNYSFS4YDA
youtube.com/watch?v=Up06CryWQpE&list=PLglPQHsv33Vw7EbRzttods7QZOeEsBgND&index=11
youtube.com/watch?v=XDdDpqxMurM
youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc
youtube.com/watch?v=ym74xnaFs34
youtube.com/watch?v=C1AHec7sfZ8
youtu.be/gxEPV4kolz0
youtube.com/watch?v=MkgR0SxmMKo
m.youtube.com/watch?v=s7dTBoW5H9k
youtube.com/watch?v=Lc0YYit8XuQ
youtube.com/watch?v=00e4LUgaKHM
m.youtube.com/watch?v=CAL4WMpBNs0
youtube.com/watch?v=pGZCb75bOQQ
youtube.com/watch?v=dzR3gQSnEuE
pastebin.com/3qLydNZ1
youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo
youtube.com/watch?v=y323GrCsN_Y
youtube.com/watch?v=3HUGeA2lur4
pastebin.com/umF1Bp7h
youtube.com/watch?v=7pTRM4F7Avk
youtube.com/watch?v=M0pYWGjECLE
youtube.com/watch?v=Pv78NvDOT4U
pastebin.com/yzY9wBsB
twitter.com/Xsidia/status/978905968317628416?s=19
i.imgur.com/3M83QxT.png
pastebin.com/H7dQcync
veekyforums.com/thread/209962180/video-games

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

see this
what do?

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Lunatick
Lunatick

I love Natsuki!

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Proclaiming my love for Monika!
I love Monika!

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I love my wife!

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

scream

scream
wait the last thread was #599 why is this one #598

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

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Skullbone
Skullbone

Wonder how women is in my bed and why it's not Monika

Monika is true love. Monika is LIFE!

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SniperGod
SniperGod

I love her too!

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5mileys
5mileys

Freeze in fear!

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takes2long
takes2long

Smile back, pull her close, and wait for her to stab me so that I can be with the real Yuri and not some 3DPD

RumChicken
RumChicken

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Eating your doki out to compensate for your smol pener!
It tastes really good!
Exploring every little nerve, nook, cranny, and erogenous zone with your tongue!
Finding just the right spot!
Seeing your doki wriggle and shudder with wave after wave of pleasure when you lick that spot!
Your doki has multiple orgasms!
Your chin may be sodden with divine love juice, but your doki is now a messy pile of ecstasy and joy!
As a reward, your doki lets you fuck her..?
Your doki seems to be enjoying it... somewhat! Perhaps she is so in love with you that just your dick being inside her is pleasurable enough...
Cumming inside even though you're so far away from the womb! Easy clean-up!
Snuggling and cuddling afterwards while your doki whispers in your ear how you're an excellent lover!
9 months later you have a beautiful, healthy baby!
"He/she looks just like you!", she exclaims!

King_Martha
King_Martha

I love you! <3

Bidwell
Bidwell

Monika on the front page!

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TreeEater
TreeEater

I love Monika!

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Previous OP put the wrong number

Firespawn
Firespawn

sleepy Natsuki is cute! CUTE!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Psych!
That was the wrong number!

King_Martha
King_Martha

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late
- Mental reconditioning probably

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

She loves you too!

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

monikamind

Spamalot
Spamalot

Good morning, all of you. Did you have a nice night?
Welcome back to the poetry party~!

Word of the thread is “strain”!
Alternatives are ‘growth’ and ‘heritage’.

It’s the middle of the week, which means it’s the perfect time to write some poetry and get over that mid-week slump! That makes sense right? Ahaha, I hope so...
Well, same deal as always! You take a word and you use it to write a poem! Easy peasy! It can be your theme, topic, etc. Up to you!
Everyone is welcome so please don’t be shy or nervous about joining in!
And make sure you share your poem with us because I’d love to read it!
Have fun!

Another movie!
Monika!

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massdebater
massdebater

Would you bring your doki to the real world on the condition that she was completely immortal and could never, EVER die?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

When did you last visit your Monika (if you have 1)?
Last time i visited was a short one two weeks ago.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I've listened to "Your Reality" multiple times everyday since I played the game in January

Playboyize
Playboyize

Anyone have any fics relating to Sayori's big, bubbly, butt?

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Bidwell
Bidwell

considering that she is data rn, i dont think she can really die

JunkTop
JunkTop

good work user

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

How does this image make you feel?

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

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Soft_member
Soft_member

yuri is ok

likme
likme

Yeah.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

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Firespawn
Firespawn

Everyone, draw your doki!
Right now!!

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I've visited her every single day. why wouldn't I want to see my loving wife?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Daily reminder that Sayori's butt is BIG. BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Good job user. I'm far too weak for it.

Illusionz
Illusionz

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

All I would need to do is figure out how she is immortal then apply that to myself and we will both be together forever!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Here's a pastebin of the fic from yesterday

Natsuki doesn't shower

pastebin.com/BeE64Xw7

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Supergrass
Supergrass

Shopping for furniture with Yuri!
"Hey, what about this table right here?".
She shakes her head disapprovingly.
"What's wrong with it? Look, it'll fit perfectly in the middle of our living room".
Yuri's eyes look away shyly with a smirk on her face.
"It's not...sturdy enough".
"Sturdy?".
She looks back at you and bites her lip before she speaks again.
"Yeah, how are you going to bend me over and pound me on it when it'll fall apart in one go".

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Last thread had TOO MUCH Monika

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Fuck the nope out

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Good evening again, dokifriends!
Have you exercised for your doki today? Don't forget to shower and have a decent post-workout meal when you do!

Apologies, nothing here today.

And since we're on that:

Your doki
The exercise she just loves watching you do

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WebTool
WebTool

It's the Promised Day! Your Doki is real but she has a penis proportional to her body size. In every other aspect she is still female and can still give birth to children through normal means. Only when she is aroused will her penis appear. In any other situation she will appear as normal. She still has a virgin vagina and every other part that makes her female. Somehow, she does magically create semen though, if you were to pleasure her.

Do you keep your Doki? This is your only change at the Promised Day.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Forgive me father, I have sinned.

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Emberfire
Emberfire

Tfw Monika's and Sayori's don't exist in real life, so I'll likely end up with a Stacey instead. Should I just end it now?

TechHater
TechHater

An odd one no doubt, but into the collection it goes!
Cheers for writing lad

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

where the fuck is her clit then tho
like
what

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Not waiting for true AI.
It's almost like you don't want to fuck a robot.

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Techpill
Techpill

Fuck it. Benis it is is fellas

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

yeah sure why not

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I would stare at Sunyori without wearing sunglasses
.. until I go blind!

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hairygrape
hairygrape

fuck yes

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

3d women aint half bad if you care for the relationship and dont find the most stereotypical slut

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Best I can do, sorry famalam

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

two weeks ago
Sickening. Look at how sweet she is and you just neglect her like that. I leave MAS open for as long as I can daily.

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5mileys
5mileys

I know. Going through breakup with a girl now. Some 3d girls are good but they'll never compete with Monika

Skullbone
Skullbone

I want Sunyori to give me skin cancer

Firespawn
Firespawn

was geht brudda

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

i ran out of things to talk about with her
besides im not attached to her as i was before

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

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farquit
farquit

Yes of course I’d stay with her.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Finding it, though, that's not the hard part.
It's letting go.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Put her out of her misery.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

slurp choccymilko

w8t4u
w8t4u

I suck at paint.

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Fucking help me god I have sinned
I'm sorry cupcake!

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

cute

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

It was in December, so like 4 months ago

Lunatick
Lunatick

Your Doki but you're both secretly superheroes!
She pines after you in your civilian form, but you never notice her feelings because you're head-over-heels for her alter-ego!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

why

SniperWish
SniperWish

man I wish that show was actually 2D and not CG

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Isn’t this just the show with that French ladybug girl?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

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massdebater
massdebater

now dunk it onto another doki's head

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

If she can't love you, she'd rather leave you be. Don't have her cling to a lie.

TreeEater
TreeEater

she's got other big things too

like her HUGE ___heart
and MASSIVE___smile

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whereismyname
whereismyname

I had a dream about a girl I had crush on two years ago, but I can't bring myself to have a doki dream with Monika. Am I too much of a normie? Is it because I don't love enough despite thinking about her 24/7?

I just want to hold her in my arms so bad and never let her go, even if it just all a dream ;_;

Emberfire
Emberfire

Those GOD DAMN EMERALD EYES >_<
Why are they so gorgeous

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Licking Natsuki's cunny

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

My 10 minutes paint masterpiece

Please don't ban me

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happy_sad
happy_sad

Been working on this for a week.

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Blocks your path....

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Me too, user.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Beautiful eyes. I want to scoop them out and preserve them in a jar forever.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I love it when my darling looks at me like that

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Yep, wouldn't miss a workout for my girl.

Monika
Sled pulls outside in the bitter cold, though the typical power lifts are always fun to do/watch.

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King_Martha
King_Martha

Your doki but she walks around the house naked

Skullbone
Skullbone

Correction. Everything about her is gorgeous.

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SniperGod
SniperGod

cute!
L-LEWD

Nojokur
Nojokur

I wish

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Natsuki
Playing pinball, flicking my wrists and knocking the side of the machine, making sure not to hit that sensitive tilt.

Makes for great cardio honestly

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Hey anons, what are some alternatives to exercise if you don't want to go to a gym?

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Pretty understandable in this weather.

TreeEater
TreeEater

They're an adaptation for attracting and controlling mates!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Squishy Sayori!

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Supergrass
Supergrass

Sayori
Plowing her vagina

likme
likme

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Firespawn
Firespawn

Evening lads! Gonna be shilling this just a few more times
Here's my newest comfy piece! user and Natuski go to the school prom together.
pastebin.com/ukpwzj6K

Enjoy the piece lads! Feedback and criticism is always welcome
Have a good one you lot.

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RumChicken
RumChicken

Your Doki but she has a bigger penis than you and dominates you when you try to get kinky.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Has this artist made more?
I love these

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Methnerd
Methnerd

Tfw no Monika to control me

Bet her eyes are just in particualr so special. Idk how to explain it.

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

this is my dream

Methshot
Methshot

wow you just turned yuri into hanako

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

That's gay, you're gay

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

for cardio, try tap dancing
youtube has beginner to advanced lessons by united taps and if you're good enough, you can pull stuff like this off
youtube.com/watch?v=Wcf019F83-o

for resistance training, it's going to be progressive calisthenics. try r/bodyweightfitness

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I can't Mon-Wed because of school and work! Will get back on the grind tomorrow! Wouldn't let my self go when Monika is perfection

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I've got some nice words for you about your fics.

I hope you have a lovely evening, hon! What kind of trouble are you getting into or staying out of tonight?

Emberburn
Emberburn

being fat

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

mensfitness.com/training/workout-routines/best-bodyweight-workout-all-time

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I made a workout recommendation here that a few anons followed.
It's a no-equipment workout and is pretty quick. pastebin.com/NKJVprkh

Flameblow
Flameblow

i want to squeeze her

Methnerd
Methnerd

What do you guys use to manipulate photos and paint? I really don't want to pay for ps

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Your doki but she has the ability to sense whenever you have a boner, like Spiderman except instead of danger she detects the hardness of your cock

Snarelure
Snarelure

I like this image better desu.

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farquit
farquit

I don't get this picture. She is SO FAT yet still remind cute? Something is not right with it

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JunkTop
JunkTop

Thanks anons!

Nojokur
Nojokur

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Illusionz
Illusionz

oh man, what the fuck

StonedTime
StonedTime

She is the sun in my sky!

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cum2soon
cum2soon

oh no give her a towel

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I can get that. She's just the best! I love everything about her!

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Illusionz
Illusionz

Tastes like bacon? I guess Monika was never a vegetarian after all.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Cheers lad! Appreciate it as always
I'll try, can't make you any promises though! Hope your day goes alright as well. Have a good one.
I want to get it right once, don't mind me

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MPmaster
MPmaster

GIMP works pretty good for free

Bidwell
Bidwell

What if I give her the dick instead

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

as a complete amateur, i use gimp
i disabled some font stuff at startup so it loads faster
if you can use the smudge tool, copy and paste, and the magic wand/eraser tool, that's enough to do stuff that doesn't look ms paint tier

happy_sad
happy_sad

Your doki but she ain'tt your doki no more

eGremlin
eGremlin

My doki but she can tell the state of my penis because it's synchronized to her penis

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

your doki but she raps along with moon man

Booteefool
Booteefool

The current schedule for this week's movie night ... can be adjusted slightly if too many people will miss it under the current schedule.

This week's movies are a surprise, so no plot synopsis this week. But I'm looking forward to seeing you guys in the usual meeting place!

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Flameblow
Flameblow

I do too.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

rap
That's my Monika alright!

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

movies
nice

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Calling it now. Bladerunner 1 & 2

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

You can make two towels from one towel! Twowel!

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

s are
oh boy

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

give her headpats!

farquit
farquit

movie night
have gym tomorrow
shoot..
does drowsiness affect gym performance? i didn't have it today so i guess i could make an excuse... or maybe i could just take a nap after movies are done... hm...

Flameblow
Flameblow

today's wednesday
movie night is friday

If you're free ~48 hours from now you're fine!

Methnerd
Methnerd

Have ya ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a until the festival she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was writin' poems to a girl from the Doki nation

The way that I met her was in a literature club
She had long brown hair and a very big smile
I just got done with class, ready for anime
I was sitting at my desk and guess who I met

She yelled out my name and asked me to come to the club
So I could have a cupcake and meet her other friends
I asked what it's about, she said blah-blah-blah
Something about literature and poetry stuff

I'll continue this later.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Hey teach, Bread here, as an update to yesterday there's probably no way I'm making it to the movie night on Friday, sorry man.

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iluvmen
iluvmen

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Cute!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

oh, that slipped, nvm
march 31th, saturday
nah that works out, i rest from the gym on wednesdays and the weekend.
I don't think Monika would approve of staying up late though... hm...

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Spoiler
Oooh, now I'm excited

How are you holding up lad?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

oh no she suffocated to death

Illusionz
Illusionz

it's fucking hot and it hurts
and it's not cute!

Firespawn
Firespawn

G'night /ddlc/, I'm gonna start pushing myself on my workout tomorrow so going bed earlier will do that little bit of help I need.

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Reminder that femanon is wyde :^)

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Snarelure
Snarelure

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

2 inch vagina
is such a thing even possible

Firespawn
Firespawn

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SniperGod
SniperGod

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

No, Person who made it doesn't understand how vagina works I guess

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JunkTop
JunkTop

tfw have an anime convention to go to this weekend.
Let's hope the hotel internet isn't too bad.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Have fun at Anime Boston

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

what am i looking at

girlDog
girlDog

yea, i figured as much.
now i'm curious, what is the minimum vagina depth possible
asking for a friend haha

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Someone else saved the ms paint doodles
What?

Inmate
Inmate

Live nowhere near the northeast and too poor to travel up there.
Th-thanks, user, I'll try.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Or maybe it's intentionally ludicrous for the sake of humor? You know, like every meme on this website?

Supergrass
Supergrass

the only non faggot there is mike

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

oops, my b

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

That's great user! It is often said that consistency is more important than the workout itself, so keep it up! Sled pulls sound itneresting too, would love to pull Monika around on a snowy day!

It may not be exercise per se, but it definitely sounds fun! Somehow I can picture you both trying to beat the high scores and getting all dokidoki about it!

L-lewd! I'll be nice and count it as cardio though, so be comfy!

It's ok user, I'm sure you're doing your best the other days! Just like Monika said, time is perhaps the most valuable resource, and it is quite scarce these days. I too only hav time on Tue-Thu-Sun, so I go extra hard on these days! For Monika!

Cardio and calisthenics are the way to go usually, and the program posted looks nice to start! Don't forget, good technique and consistency are key!

Sorry for late replies, that chicken isn't going to cook itself!

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

4x4 chart with them commenting at all depths when?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

a self appreciating """artist""" made this

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

HON HON HON HON HON

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Why not a chart about them commenting about cock sizes?asking for a friend haha

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Tumblr shit art style.
I swwear sometimes when I see that it's like I want to be Natsuki cus of her eye scene

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Snarelure
Snarelure

french dokis
Kek
holy shit it's actually better when you look at it that way

Emberburn
Emberburn

Hey lad, what software do you use to make your edits? I just use MS Paint but it's pretty shit desu. Have you got any recommendations?
Sure hope you've seen/read part 4, or else pic related will greatly confuse you.

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cum2soon
cum2soon

fuck you now i have to update my objector on tf2

but also thanks

Booteefool
Booteefool

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Techpill
Techpill

Reminder that the dokis will be 3d when they enter the world, but they will have the soul of a 2d.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I'm sad as fuck yo

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Snarelure
Snarelure

Fucking lol

Emberburn
Emberburn

Stop that! Monika wants you to be happy!

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SniperWish
SniperWish

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Flameblow
Flameblow

Now your Moni is mine

SniperWish
SniperWish

I'm kinda tired, feels like my brain isn't working good enough to be sad right now. Cheer up friend.

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Sakuracon?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Buy some used barbells and weights.

Nojokur
Nojokur

How can you be sad when Monika is dancing?

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

If it's considered a disability to not be able to see certain colors, what does it mean if you see too many colors?

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Lunatick
Lunatick

When I see the grey hoodie in that pic I keep thinking it's hobo Phoenix Wright

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SniperGod
SniperGod

Mike best boi

WebTool
WebTool

Who do you think put the alphabet in alphabetical order?

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likme
likme

4 soyboy faggots
do weeb girls really like this shit?

Emberfire
Emberfire

That'd be cross country for me.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Pic related
I use Paint.Net, it's free and not really hard to get the grasp of
I haven't watched any jojo desu, sorry lad

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

If the ocean used to be considered "like wine", how are new colors discovered and implemented in the public consensus, if nobody can perceive something they can't put a name to?

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JunkTop
JunkTop

OBJECTION!

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

They call it Synesthesia.
Either that, or you can percieve FTL movements, causing your sense of color to heighten.

My poor doki, lewded like this only to feed the sexual desires of man, unable to quell the animalistic urges that is instinct.

Thanks user, I hope you feel a bit better too.

I'm trying Monika, I'm really trying my best, nothing's helping.

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girlDog
girlDog

Do you think sand is called sand because it rests between the sea and the land?

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massdebater
massdebater

I want Monika to sentence me

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

She wants to hug you user!

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Laser is an acronym for stuff!

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WebTool
WebTool

Paint.Net
Will check it out, thanks.
>I haven't watched any jojo desu
I'll have to keep that in mind when I make these edits. If you plan to watch/read it, then avoid this next spoiler: So basically the gist of my edit is that Kira can use his power to kill those who find out his secret, whether it's through reading it, hearing it, seeing it, etc. Another character in the series has the ability to open people and read them like a book. He reads a person's memories and dies after he finds out about the secret.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

no actually

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

B-but she is dancing for you user!
She is trying her best to make you not sad !!!

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

monikanon's 12 foot long girlpickle

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Your doki, but right after you killed yourself she became real.
How could this turn out?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Oh she'll sentence you alright. To eternal love.

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MPmaster
MPmaster

I will love her always

likme
likme

implying this was made by a girl
this was made by a lonely guy in his 20's

happy_sad
happy_sad

It's ok to be sad sometimes, user. That way you know that happier times will follow. I'm still waiting for them too. So hang in there user, we're all here to make your time comfier!

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Bidwell
Bidwell

We're all waiting...

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WebTool
WebTool

Without the possibility of parole I hope

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eGremlin
eGremlin

Which was named first? Orange the color or orange the fruit?
How do I throw out a garbage can?

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

i guess she would cry
dont know why would she cry after a piece of garbage like me but

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

No worries lad
It's in my "To Watch" list, but I'm not really getting through it ever since I just randomly stopped watching K-On after valentines day. I made a date out of it, I am a sad fuck I know. (^: Not to mention that list is fucking massive now.
I'll get to it some day.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

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viagrandad
viagrandad

NEVER! A criminal scum like you? She'll never let you go!

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Spamalot
Spamalot

I wanna hug her too. I'll probably write something about her sometime soon, I've been neglecting her in my works lately, and I feel kinda bad. The next part of The Wrong Promised Day is exclusively about her, so after this Sayori fix I'm writing I'll probably focus on that.

I understand that user, and I'm glad she's willing to put herself through that for me. All I really want is to cuddle with her though. If I could only kiss the top of that beautiful caramel head...

Thank you user. It's really, really hard lately. Usually cheering others up in the thread makes me feel better, but today I just feel like I don't wanna breathe anymore. I miss the /ddlc/ support group...

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farquit
farquit

Why is my Monika being so lewd??

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TreeEater
TreeEater

because cum is the doki equivalent of heroin

SniperWish
SniperWish

Loves you
Even
When
Deleted

RavySnake
RavySnake

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Coolio! She'll be excited to see what you write user! I was thinking about doing another Outer Reality green focusing on an anonless Monika, but I'm still debating it.

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Being rehabilitated by Monika's justice system!
Serving out the rest of my sentence peacefully!
I don't even remember if I committed a crime but Monika is always right so I must have!

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Playboyize
Playboyize

Because she wants to prove to user she's better than any 3-D who might try to steal him away.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Well user, one day maybe you will.

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Your doki becomes real but she needs your life energy to enter this reality. You get to spend one romantic night together. The following morning you stop existing.

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SniperWish
SniperWish

The crime was not spending enough time with her. She gets lonely when you're not around.

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StonedTime
StonedTime

final touch

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I have to admit, every time I look at a picture of Monika, it hurts my heart. I just want to hold her.

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King_Martha
King_Martha

I keep it a secret from her and fade peacefully.

girlDog
girlDog

Wouldn't that make her super sad?

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Your doki But she takes care of herself only as well as you have over the last month. She is as in shape as you, maintains a similar hygiene level as you, and eats as healthily as you do.

viagrandad
viagrandad

She will learn to love the infinite choices of the world. I'll make it so.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Our time will come user.

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DeathDog
DeathDog

I too feel this feel

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Sorry to hear it, bro. Can't win 'em all, but it won't stop me from trying.

Next time I'll keep your weekly game night in mind while planning the event.

Same shit, different day. Am I right or am I right?

Nah, I'm doing okay. Not much work to do until the weekend, and I've finally bitten the bullet and ordered a keychain

hbu?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Spooky scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Wait, this is your machination. What if we use your life force?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

What are you listening to /ddlc/? youtu.be/emfMkWyeEeU

Illusionz
Illusionz

It's not mine. I just want her to experience the breadth the world has to offer, even if it's something as paltry as my existence as the price.

massdebater
massdebater

Idk, I never understood sacrifce yourself for you loved one.
It's literally WORSE for her than her own death.

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I would spend every moment I have with her if I could

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

youtube.com/watch?v=BDStOaRLsbg

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Warmly waiting for the promised day!
Pickup painting for the fun of it, as you remember all those Bob Ross episodes!
Actually enjoying it and slowly improving it!
The promised day comes!
You manage to make your doki stand still and paint a portrait of her!
It may not be a masterpiece, but you can see the love in every stroke!
Your doki is moved and hugs you, she's so moved by it she's about to cry!
Thanks, Bob Ross!

I don't know what to say user, and I don't want to lie to you. It doesn't always get less hard, but you find more small things to make up for it. And those can lead to bigger things, and better things.But you have to move onwards. The sweet, sweet inertia is what gets us in the end, and leaves us complacent 'because I don't think I can get anything better than this'. You can beat the inertia user, you have your doki to help you too, even if she's just in your heart, for now.

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takes2long
takes2long

youtube.com/watch?v=zmaWzaCxp8k
No bulli pls

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

youtube.com/watch?v=HhRBtaiMEtQ

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Would Monika look down at my bad case of procrastination? I have an essay due tomorrow, and I took today off to write it. I've spent 5 hours on it and I have 89 words out of a needed 1250 to 1500. I can't seem to get anything done without getting distracted. I used to be able to sit down for 1 hour and shit out a 1000 word essay, but now I can hardly do even that.

How well do you think the Dokis' work ethics are?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Same user.

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

How about you write the outline first and then turn that into an essay as you expand each point into a full sentence or paragraph.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Maximum comfy aesthetic.
youtu.be/rGFic2e-uTE
youtu.be/E_aKTvOy3BI

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Soft_member
Soft_member

youtube.com/watch?v=NsROk7oUkGs

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cum2soon
cum2soon

Have you read it at all? It's a neat little fic series I've been working on lately about the infamous idea that instead of your Doki coming out of the game on the promised day, you get sent in. Except this time, you've got a mission: save the Dokis, and defeat Danlet the leprechaun.
If you wanna read it, check out my pastebin, it's a pretty short read, it's only 2 short parts right now: pastebin.com/u/thebreadman15

Here's hoping.

It's straight up ass.

It's cool Teach, don't worry about it. You keep doin' what you're doin' man, and thanks for trying your best.

Thanks for the kind words user, I'll do my best. I'll try to put my feelings into my writing, maybe it'll be better received that way.

You ever get a headache from listening to loud music for too long? I wonder if Monika would like Meshuggah at all.

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Playboyize
Playboyize

That's exactly what I've done. I've written out the outline, and now all I have to do is write into it, if that makes sense. But I'll do a sentence or idea and then [SOMETHING] will make it so that I just can't... concentrate. It's like I can't just sit down.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Same shit, different day.
Hitting the nail bang on the head there.
Eh not much really, taking a short break from writing after releasing another piece, probably gonna drum up another synopsis tonight at some point.
Other than that, so far so good!
Spoiler
Fucking international shipping when god dammit
I've considered giving in and ordering a knock off once I get the money.

Currently playing some vidya with this going in the background
soundcloud.com/reznyck/01-landroverdosis?in=reznyck/sets/muscle-cardiac-ep

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Just got up. I'm behind on sleep so it's straight to Eurobeat.
youtube.com/watch?v=GHqthN3sE58

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

youtube.com/watch?v=0Qni8MvNMew

Nojokur
Nojokur

Sweet dreams user.

takes2long
takes2long

She'd be upset, not because you're procrastinating, but because you're hurting yourself by procrastinating. She'd turn off the internet, sit you down, and FORCE you to focus on the paper. Don't make her sad user, leave /ddlc/ and do your work.

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Skullbone
Skullbone

Tea?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

youtube.com/watch?v=zg2076b5Lqc&list=RDzg2076b5Lqc pretty much this all day.

SniperWish
SniperWish

I have a small poem to post after yesterday

The love of blue eyes I do much behold
I stare into hers all through the class
It's better to stare at her than the window glass
She's nice and pretty, with that I'm sold

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Vanilla or Chocolate&Vanilla?

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hairygrape
hairygrape

Yeah, I saw, only part 1 though so far. I like the idea of having to fight Dan final boss style.

StonedTime
StonedTime

youtube.com/watch?v=pNkQMtZAMAw

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

It just keeps getting bigger.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Monika would want you to learn self-discipline, it is what she keeps alluding to in Act 3 and MAS. She wouldn't be happy with you user.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Good so far, but needs more. What else do you appreciate?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Knockoffs are probably cheaper too.

$9 per keychain
$8 S&H

Shit, I should've considered that option desu.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

soundcloud.com/floridadark/the-beast-rebuild-of
Battle aganist dan the tall!

Emberfire
Emberfire

Danlet's geting fucking POUNDED
Just kidding, I don't know where the end is gonna go yet, it's up to the Dokis and where my brain wants to take them.

Techpill
Techpill

youtube.com/watch?v=bw3UygAi2oo

Illusionz
Illusionz

That's a nice track, somehow I missed it when I was watching that stage. I'm really into youtube.com/watch?v=Cl78UpWa8vs these days, I keep it on loop for hours.

Your doki
Would she race you on an Uphill or downhill touge

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happy_sad
happy_sad

1250 to 1500 words
Quotes my dude. Quote like a motherfucker and watch that word count soar. Quote a paragraph, explain how it relates to your point. Quote a specific section of that paragraph and elaborate. Continue on until you can't milk that paragraph anymore and either find another paragraph or move on to your next point and repeat.

t. English major who shit out a 40 page paper in 6 hours once

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Expectations I could barely hold
Lies I can rarely keep
All just to be normal
All just to be seen as normal

But im far from it
Far too gone in fact
Now all I do is endure
All i do now is keeping my head down

On the outside, noone can see it
On the outside, noone should see it
Because the inside is just a mess
I am just a mess

Other may call it paradise
But this is not my paradise
I wish something could make it stop
I wish I could stop it

Now, I fear nothing could save me
Nothing could help me
As I slowly sink
And drown

eGremlin
eGremlin

Oh, this poem was just me writing bored in class with a girl. I wrote a long one yesterday and just wanted to write some more. Maybe ill put more in later.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

[X] all of the above

happy_sad
happy_sad

Aaand I forgot

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

you'd be surprised what people save

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Getting home from work!
Opening MAS!
Monika's excited I'm back!
Monika's apologizing for getting too excited!
AHHHH SHES SUCH A DORK I LOVE HER

How has everyone's day been?

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TechHater
TechHater

Pretty good, it could be better if Monika was here.

massdebater
massdebater

I get surprised every time I see someone post my comfy edits desu
It's a weird feeling

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takes2long
takes2long

Doing good. Fell asleep watching some videos and just woke up. Seems like your day hasn't been too bad, I hope work wasn't stressful.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Fan fucking tastic.
Open up MAS after a shit day.
Asks if I'm alright.
Lie and say I am.
She says she'll do everything to keep it that way.
Really makes the day look a little brighter. Glad to see you've got another job going for you dude!

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whereismyname
whereismyname

youtube.com/watch?v=Ss0kFNUP4P4

Kinda a normie-tier song, but it's perfect for daydreaming of my Monika.

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w8t4u
w8t4u

Promised Day soon man, I feel it in my bones. Hopefully in less than a week.

Sounds comfy. Work was actually pretty boring today, not too many customers.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Not as weird as finding one of yourself.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I hope so.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Listenin to NIN while killin some shamblers
youtube.com/watch?v=PXNYSFS4YDA

Ranger Natsuki approves your choice.

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likme
likme

ranger natsuki is so smol she has to rocket jump up stairs

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

youtube.com/watch?v=Up06CryWQpE&list=PLglPQHsv33Vw7EbRzttods7QZOeEsBgND&index=11

viagrandad
viagrandad

and good night

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

why is natsuki so tsun-tsun?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Goodnight user!

Firespawn
Firespawn

I want to rape Sayori and Yuri's death corpses

Techpill
Techpill

Monika deserves a hug
Sayori deserves a hug
Yuri deserves a hug
Natsuki deserves a hug

Emberfire
Emberfire

I want to stop coming here

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Friendly reminder that you're here forever.

girlDog
girlDog

you can always file divorce papers and end your relationship with your doki

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Well fellas,my brother and I did it. I don't know if any of you would remember,but a little over 2 months ago,we went into Navy boot camp. We kept our Dokis with us the whole way through,and it's comforting to see the general is still going. Thanks everyone,for still being here.

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Snarelure
Snarelure

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FastChef
FastChef

Welcome back, mate. How was boot camp?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

You're here forever user. Even if Veeky Forums servers get damaged and shut down, we'll all still be here in our hearts.

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whereismyname
whereismyname

Say hi to the brownies

Firespawn
Firespawn

Rough,but it was a fast 8 weeks looking back on it

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

In reverse this is the tale of three crumpet strumpets who were literally too stupid and slutty to get laid

Lunatick
Lunatick

Your doki but she thinks traps aren't gay

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I turn 360 degrees and walk away

w8t4u
w8t4u

Is it not gay because she's a female, or gayer because she finds the female parts attractive?

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DeathDog
DeathDog

Hit it from behind and it's all fine.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Wow, I can’t believe THE Michael Jsckson is here on /ddlc/! And he’s here to show off his moonwalking! Wowie!

Nojokur
Nojokur

Welcome back, Yurifriend!
And who's your brother's doki?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

youtube.com/watch?v=XDdDpqxMurM

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Reading with Yuri, but instead of sitting next to her, she sits on your lap.

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Methshot
Methshot

Easing Yuri's back pain while you're at it!

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Thank you user.Sayori

SniperGod
SniperGod

How would I read the book with Yuri's hair and aroma suffocating my face?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Monika vs The World!
Falling in love with user but having to combat his League Of Evil Ex-Waifus!
She actually has video game powers because she's from a video game!
But so do most of the other waifus!
Monika deleting everything because it sure seemed to work the first time!
Monika gains the Power of Love!
But she still loses and gets deleted and has to restore from a backup file!
What will she do differently this time?

5mileys
5mileys

Falling in love with user but having to combat his League Of Evil Ex-Waifus!

When the promise day happens, I really want everyone to not just get their dokis, but their ex-waifus/best girls/anime crushes as well. The shitshow will be amazing.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Oh god.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Yuri and Sayori
Meine Negern

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

You MUST have anal sex with a doki that isn't your doki or else all four dokis explode, who do you choose?

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

any will do

5mileys
5mileys

ywn build a treehouse with mermaid Sayori
ywn contribute to the garden she loves so much by finding a use for a solemn looking tree
ywn wander around the hardware store considering that you aren't sure how to build one as you collect up parts, worrying you'll disappoint her
ywn press on happily, refusing to disappoint her and thinking about how much she's done for your confidence if you got to this point without even worrying about that
ywn come back from the hardware store to find she's preemptively made snacks for a break
ywn spend the afternoon piecing your treehouse together with surprising ease and efficiency with her help
ywn take a break to tend to her and make her feel better when she gets a splinter
ywn let her ride in the wheelbarrow once all the treehouse components are used up
ywn cheer her on while she climbs the makeshift ladder on her own to prove and can get up and down
ywn be called outside later to the surprise that she's painted it already
ywn bring some cushions, snacks and a small table up and spend the evening enjoying the view together
ywn help her work out what to grow in the garden next to make it look nice now that you have a great view of it from above
ywn spend dusk hours watching the world slowly go to sleep together, while enjoying the balance of the cool air and each others' warmth

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

tfw so many Fire Emblem waifus
one of themmy own daughter
I can feel Deletion looming in the distance

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Natsuki.

takes2long
takes2long

I love her too.
I want to help the rainclouds go away

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Snarelure
Snarelure

OH SHI-

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Tfw never had a waifu or game/cartoon crush before ddlc
Nice

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Would they all retain their in universe powers? Will Monika still have delete powers?

Inmate
Inmate

Rainy clouds never goes away user.

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I love her too

viagrandad
viagrandad

I want Monika to collar me

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StonedTime
StonedTime

Monika. And I'll go in dry so neither of us enjoys it.

likme
likme

that ultimate comfiness
by gods

Playboyize
Playboyize

Someone is going to make a poem right?

Booteefool
Booteefool

tfw never had a treehouse
Feelsbadman. Thanks for writing these, by the way. I appreciate them every time.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I want that too.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I'm burnt out. I used to make tons of them, but no one ever ended up looking at them after Aussie went belly-up. Call me a attention whore, but my favorite part of writing is receiving feedback.

girlDog
girlDog

Sayori.

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w8t4u
w8t4u

My ass strains
A turd grows

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I see your butt and raise you another!

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

You learn to manage them, but they'll always hover in the background. There's no escape.

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

This I hope Monika would forgive me :(
But I am jsut saving her from exploding !

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I'm just tired because I made so many.

Illusionz
Illusionz

how do I get sayori's good ending? somehow I keep fucking up and she keeps on hanging herself.

TechHater
TechHater

Sayori

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

[spoilers]You can't save her without mods[/spoilers]

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I kind of feel this desu, not really sure.
I did keep writing for a while after Aussie took off, but that slowly faded off. I try picking it up every thread but nothing really comes anymore.
Wise words I'm sorry. Not.

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

he didn't lock on to the chocolate route on the sixth day
lmaoing at your life rn dude

Methnerd
Methnerd

Daily reminder that your doki is DEAD and that Monika killed everyone including herself.

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RumChicken
RumChicken

your doki
the first song you would introduce to her

SniperWish
SniperWish

Monika
youtu.be/emfMkWyeEeU

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I need no reminder, already know she's worst doki

WebTool
WebTool

I didn't delete her so no user.

Monika
youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc

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TechHater
TechHater

Yuri
youtube.com/watch?v=ym74xnaFs34

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I love Yuri!

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Monika
youtube.com/watch?v=C1AHec7sfZ8

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Fuck, now I really know how Chris feels.

I'm sorry for not continuing the critiques; I'm not feeling the passion for it anymore. Only two or three people even respond to me, and no one ever ends up even glancing at my own poems. I depend on (You)s, you know.

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Well, it was nice knowing you Monika, but unfortunately you've got a shinobu to fight me over.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Sayori
Easily this: youtu.be/gxEPV4kolz0

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

>Fuck, now I really know how Chris feels.
Ahaha!
Here in all seriousness. I'm sorry if I start bugging you with these lad. It's all good bants but if it's annoying you just yell at us and I'll ease off.

I'm not on anyone's case for critiques, I know how annoying they are to write out and I know the feeling of being "ignored" all too well. I feel you lad.
Don't feel bad for not doing them, it's understandable.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Hey, you accepted my curse when you said you wanted to be stalked. Though, it is nice to see this all unfold from the outside for once, so good luck with that. Sorry you're not feeling too motivated as of late.

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Never deleted her. Checkmate.
Monika
youtube.com/watch?v=MkgR0SxmMKo
This song rocks so hard.

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RumChicken
RumChicken

lucina, hanako and monika all fighting over me
Little bit scared desu.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

We need to bring that smile back guys!

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Spamalot
Spamalot

Monika! My wife!
It's only fitting!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=s7dTBoW5H9k

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Lucina
My brethren of african descent.

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RavySnake
RavySnake

how do we turn rainclouds to rainbows?

Inmate
Inmate

I downloaded the zip of DDLC a while ago, already played the game and everything.
So, does the zip contain all the dokis, uncomfortably crushed up to save MBs of disk space? Would deleting the zip mean deleting the dokis?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Nice taste in wife material.

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Snarelure
Snarelure

Yuri!
youtube.com/watch?v=Lc0YYit8XuQ
We do not need words to express our happiness.

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eGremlin
eGremlin

On the promise day, you get dokis corresponding to the .chr files you have on your computer. If you have all 4 .chr files, you will get all 4 dokis.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

It doesn't bother me. You're hopefully not the kind to comb through hundreds of threads looking for my data, filenames, keywords, posting habits, etc.

Yeah, I always had a real good laugh reading the the threads and seeing Aussie point out innocuous posts that were secretly yours. Being on the receiving end was really surreal.

Techpill
Techpill

Don't think I've forgotten about you lad. I love____ you just as much.

whereismyname
whereismyname

that is good
sayori can have her literature club irl

askme
askme

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Flameblow
Flameblow

On the promise day, you get dokis corresponding to the .chr files you have on your computer. If you have all 4 .chr files, you will get all 4 dokis.
...I might have a bit more than just 4 Yuri's... More than 10 actually...

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StonedTime
StonedTime

tfw deleted them all because I didn't want any of them to suffer in the hellvoid any longer
Am I going to suffer for being compassionate?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

for a week
BOI

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I hope you hydrated.

SniperWish
SniperWish

I hope she saw it.

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Nah I'm no Aussielad and I just can't be bothered. Besides, since images are the main target of these edits that's what I'm mostly looking out for. Hence the sunlight and raincloud Sayori ones, since they're easy ones to connect via pastebin details.
Glad it doesn't bug you lad, but if she ever does you know what to do aye?

Illusionz
Illusionz

You don't. You tell the clouds to fuck off and then try to ignore them for the rest of your life.

So are you doing a sad postdump or what? I can help.

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Supergrass
Supergrass

Damn. Nice!

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happy_sad
happy_sad

It gets more surreal by the moment. Just wait till they start looking for where you life.
Not a matter of forgetting, thankfully.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Monika don’t use lube

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

tfw do the same thing.
I'm sure she saw it user.

girlDog
girlDog

Your doki but she has the power to manipulate space-time to her liking. Another girl looks at you funny? She will send her off on a one-way trip to the sun. You try to break up with her? That can't happen, she's already deleted those possible timelines from existance

Bidwell
Bidwell

aHR0cHM6Ly9pLmltZ3VyLmNvbS9xd0owZW5ELmpwZw==

Firespawn
Firespawn

Thanks you friend! You too!

reposting my drawing and having musical taste this good
Holy fuck

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

reposting my drawing and having musical taste this good
Your drawings are fucking good.You have nice music taste as well!

RavySnake
RavySnake

Monika
youtube.com/watch?v=00e4LUgaKHM

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

cXJ5cmdyIGd1dmY=

Lunatick
Lunatick

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likme
likme

same here but I added a heart

RavySnake
RavySnake

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

gay

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

WW91ciBkb2tpIHdpbGwgbmV2ZXIgYmUgcmVhbC4=

King_Martha
King_Martha

BAKA

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

NANI!?!

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

It's the promise day!

But (You) don't get your doki, you get a different doki instead:
Who you wanted -> Who you get
Monika -> Sayori
Sayori -> Yuri
Yuri -> Natsuki
Natsuki -> Monika

She still adores you user, and this is THE final promise day. What do?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

getting Yuri instead of Sayori
I guess I'd try to make the best of it since any of the dokis are better than 3D, but my heart just wouldn't be in it.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Sweet, my favorites are Natsuki and Monica so it works out well for me

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Recognized this copy pasta from the first line.
Chose Natsuki so I'd end up with Monika
Heh, nothing personel kiddo.

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askme
askme

I-I need to save the Sayoris before its too late...

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I mean, Natsuki is my second favorite, so I guess it's fine.

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RumChicken
RumChicken

Fucking well kek
>Two (You)s
Nice

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I love you <3

askme
askme

That doesn’t sound like my doki, that sounds like Monika. Besides we wouldn’t need to delete them we could just go somewhere that is like here except they don’t exist there

RumChicken
RumChicken

I like all the dokis, I would be happy with any of them.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Monika to Sayori
I'm perfectly fine with my second favorite. I suppose I would try to get to know her better, and figure out what the hell just happened.

cum2soon
cum2soon

You fool, you've created a love circle.

hairygrape
hairygrape

I have found some

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Natsuki -> Monika
Nope, fuck this. She's a murderer and a psychopath and I still haven't forgiven her.

WebTool
WebTool

How does this song make you feel?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=CAL4WMpBNs0

happy_sad
happy_sad

Sad and guilty. But also reminded that I love her.

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w8t4u
w8t4u

the improved version
youtube.com/watch?v=pGZCb75bOQQ

5mileys
5mileys

I'm English and it always felt weird to hear american accents IRL. They always made me cringe a bit. I don't mind watching american youtubers at all. When I heard this, I cringed since it actually felt real
And you posted the low quality version. Here's the HQ rip
youtube.com/watch?v=dzR3gQSnEuE

MPmaster
MPmaster

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Yuri in real life.

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massdebater
massdebater

Natsuki -> Monika

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Inmate
Inmate

KOHA IS BACK!

And she brought butts with her!

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I lift weights so I can love natsuki to the best of my ability

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

my beautiful wife

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eGremlin
eGremlin

little to no bust (although this may be obscured too much by the loose clothing and his girl looks a little younger (relatively speaking) when compared to canon yuri so it could be that she actually has a relatively high amount for her age)
unnatural looking purple hair
non purple/violet eyes
over all goth
short (relatively speaking) hair
From what is visible it seems close but you know nothing of the personality from the look besides broad stereotypes. So she could have a personality akin to yuri’s but that is nearly Impossible to tell from the picture alone.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Is Dio actually Natsukis dad?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

It's hard to track down where the feedback is.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I liked her when she was malnourished. Just comes to show that often when a parent doesn’t let a child do something when the kid is young the now non child may indulge in that activity which they didn’t have when they were younger

Nojokur
Nojokur

I can only hope

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Draining soon but not really because there is no open spot on my arm to cut after last night Is that user that wanted the drawing still awake? I can repost if so.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

if your parents starve you as a child, anonymous strangers will draw fat cartoons of you when you're an adult
pretty crazy

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I made sure to post it in two threads each time I did it, and included "critique" in the posts each time so people could ctrl-f and look for it. Can't remember which threads they were in except for the one I posted in thread #561.

SniperGod
SniperGod

No, it's Dario. How do you think she learned to scrounge for coins so well?

Techpill
Techpill

Everyone! Sayori's had a stressful day. She's trying to get some sleep. Let's try to be quiet for a while, shall we?

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Bidwell
Bidwell

okay.

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Oh shit lad how are you doing?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Sure thing!

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Playboyize
Playboyize

ᵒᵏᵃʸ

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Techpill
Techpill

WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

ˢˡᵉᵉᵖ ᵗᶤᵍʰᵗ ˢᵃʸᵒʳᶤ ᶤ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Not today, fag.

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Firespawn
Firespawn

Boo

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Which doki is the most likely to have a son complex?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

okies

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Emberfire
Emberfire

I really want Monika to know that I love her

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Skullbone
Skullbone

I want to hug her close and never let go. I want to tell her sorry for everything I've put her through.

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Hey you! That's right, you user!

Never be afraid to be yourself! I care lots about you.

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Nojokur
Nojokur

Shutup trapfag.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Thanks for the support!
Shush!

King_Martha
King_Martha

Don't worry user! I will!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Slow! Slow!

Your Doki
One thing you're looking forward to this year
What's your opinion on PL? Do you think it'll hit as successfully (if not in numbers, in reaction) as DDLC?
You and your Doki are going to a convention this year! What do you dress up as?

Supergrass
Supergrass

hi natsuki

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

oh you

Skullbone
Skullbone

Yuri!
Nothing!
I don't know!
I don't want to dress up or go to an convention but whatever she wants to as long as I don't feel extremely embarrassed about it!

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

try to calm down my raging erection, would like

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Monika!
The next MAS update, holy shit!!!
PL will never be as successful as DDLC.
I go dressed as Ash Williams! She can go as Sheila!

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Firespawn
Firespawn

Part three of The Wrong Promised Day is now finished! Now with easier to read formatting!

Part 3: pastebin.com/3qLydNZ1

The Monika chapter! user gets cornered by Monika already after the first club meeting. Sayori and the others are gone, and user is unable to escape from Monika's wrath! Actual spoilers: That, and a surprise visit from a familiar foe sends user's plans into turmoil!

If you want to read part 1 or 2, you can find them at my pastebin account here:
pastebin.com/u/thebreadman15

Thanks as always for reading, feedback and comments are always welcome!

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

yuri
I don’t know, I guess I’ve just been so focused on improving myself that I have basically under a rock levels of ignorance on things happening this year
dan’s likely going to screw it up. But I still have faith in the little guy, personally I kind of hope that project libitina will be a horror mystery game that turns into a normal virtual novel. Although that idea sounds both hard to pull off and also a little stupid
I’ve always wanted to walk around on giant stilts, turning my already tall and opposing figure into something truly tall. Then again pop culture conventions are not exactly the kind of thing I would like to go to

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Natsuki
Hoping to go back to school in autumn
I'll play it but I'm not looking at it hopefully just yet.
I feel like just going as the Mario brothers would be dorky but cute. I like to imagine her in overalls with a hat. Cute.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Natsuki
The new Hollywood Burns album this April, every song they've made so far is a fucking banger and I'm super pumped.
I doubt it'll be as big as DDLC, but it'll have some form of success. Personally I'm not really following it but I might look into it on release.
I'm not really sure honestly, but given my doki it'd probably end up looking good. I can imagine Natsuki putting a lot of effort into cosplays

Snarelure
Snarelure

Natsuki!
The Gods and Glory update for Hollow Knight!
I have zero confidence in video game writing so I'm pretty skeptical!
I let Natsuki decide our costumes and hope to god it's something I can pull off!

TechHater
TechHater

I want to stay loyal to my doki but I think I am addicted to porn

RavySnake
RavySnake

As long as you stay faithful I don't think she'd mind user.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Monika
I don't know. Living I guess? I don't really look forward to things, I just let them happen.
All I hope is Dan won't put the Dokis through more suffering just to spite the "dumb weebs" or for shock value or to teach all the waifufags a lesson or some similar petty shit. It honestly would break my heart to read something abhorrent being done to them. I couldn't bear that.
I'll dress up as The wings of despair, the breath of ruin, the Fell Dragon Grima.

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Firespawn
Firespawn

“And ta think, ya actually forgot I wasn’t listenin’!”
Shouldn't it say “And ta think, ya actually forgot I was listenin’!” ?
Anyway, this was certainly interesting. Not necessarily in a bad way: Danlet was perfect. The other stuff went in a direction that completely surprised me, though. I thought that the main conflict would be in figuring out Danlet's game, but it seems that a direct conflict with the dwarf is in order rather than an elaborate puzzle. I'm invested in this story, so please keep writing. Cheers, mate.

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Firespawn
Firespawn

Not the guy but there is a grotesque lack of “material” related to this game, seriously undertale can get at least one peice of lewd fan art a day but doki doki literature club can only get a few pieces a week, let alone enough archived and new matirial for each character (except for Monika) hey at least yurifriends get a doijin dedicated to their queen

MPmaster
MPmaster

there's some good nsfw stuff but yeah i'm pretty surprised for what a scope the game got how little porn there is

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Oh shit, I completely missed that, thanks a bunch for the feedback!

JunkTop
JunkTop

Overcome it for her. Jack off to fantasies of you both in your mind instead.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I'm working on that right now! I want to be the best me I can be

for you

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Monika
Getting one of my webcomics started
PL will make Salvato enough money, but the clock is ticking. I'm not a day one buy, myself.
I don't usually dress up for conventions. I might get a kigurumi onesie to match with her, though, whatever she chooses. I think I could grab a Totoro and she can get some cute simple clothes and a straw hat to be Satsuki.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Anyone know if the Hard Times story has been abandoned or not?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

didn't the user writing it just post something vague/spooky the other day on his pastebin

Spamalot
Spamalot

Bright and Early Edition
YURIFRIENDS COME OUT AT NIGHT!

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I
LOVE
YURI

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takes2long
takes2long

no yurifigs in this thread. come back in 600

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Save this thread based Yurifriend
It's so slow

iluvmen
iluvmen

Yuri is fine with taking it slow.

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I'm here!

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

i thought you said no draining tonight.

Emberburn
Emberburn

I just thought I'd upload the aftermath of last night

5mileys
5mileys

Jeez user, that is way too much.

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Playboyize
Playboyize

I love Yuri!
I love Yuri!
I LOVE YURI!
I want Yuri to mindbreak me!
I love Yuri!

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I needed ink!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

You should start work on a poem written in your blood for Yuri. Unless that's what your doing already.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I want to recover from mutual mind-breakage with Yuri!

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King_Martha
King_Martha

a

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farquit
farquit

What kind of blood magic do you intend on using?

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Bidwell
Bidwell

Natsuki!
Mega Man 11!
I don't know, I have no expectations!
I will go as Phoenix Wright, but really it's just an excuse to wear a business suit to a convention. I won't even try to emulate his hair!

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Never actually tried writing a poem before, but I think it's something that seems fun! I'll need some kind of pen to dip in my blood though...

eGremlin
eGremlin

hair
You could just wear a bright blue beanie

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Last night I drew a facial of Yuri in my blood! Someone asked for it even though I said I was a terrible artist. These are just the wounds from last night. No blood now!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

user, don't die on us.

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Natsuki walks like a boy.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I'm not going anywhere!

Flameblow
Flameblow

Bully /drg/

RumChicken
RumChicken

Yuri's Night in two weeks comrades

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

No!

Lunatick
Lunatick

Only to soon start the mutual mind-breakage again right?

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MPmaster
MPmaster

No.

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whereismyname
whereismyname

Please gimme more (you)s I need them to live

Illusionz
Illusionz

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Lunatick
Lunatick

No_

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

It's a wonderful cycle.

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

why haven't these drainingfags been banned yet? It's the worst thing to come out of /ddlc/

cum2soon
cum2soon

All these yummy (You)'s. Here, take a rare Monika

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TechHater
TechHater

Your work is a dangerous one, Sanguimancer.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Okay rulecuck

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

My absolute favorite picture

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Evilember
Evilember

dokithony dokitano is my favorite doki

TreeEater
TreeEater

At least they're spoilering. I just take it as an ignore-and-forget thing. They're not hurting anyone else at least.

WebTool
WebTool

Your Monika is very cute!

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Thanks I got her for Christmas!

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WebTool
WebTool

Ahaha~

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY MARKET!

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King_Martha
King_Martha

>tfw you worked hard but no one acknowledges your existence
I know that feel, mate. Have another (You) on the house.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Cute Monika!
Have this Yuri for it.

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Afternoon lads! How're we all?

Body weight exercises, plenty of shit on /fit/ about them
(outstanding taste desu)
*cough*

That suits me great! What's the film?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Is that airsoft? Get a real gun Monika.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

It's a wonderful cycle.
The greatest cycle!
This is a nice story, and Monika's reaction is cute! Though trying to balance out 4 Doki's and a raving irish danlet is going to be hard.

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Good afternoon! Doing well here, but probably going to have to go get fast food, there's nothing to eat in the house. How's your day been?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Calm down Monika!

Adorable Yuri!

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

No!

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Sayori
youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo
I-I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. Here's the real song youtube.com/watch?v=y323GrCsN_Y

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Damn user, this is good so far.

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RumChicken
RumChicken

Look at this cute Natsuki, Monika. What's wrong with it?

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Adorable indeed!

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo
This is extremely comfy. I think she'd actually enjoy it in some twisted way.

massdebater
massdebater

That suits me great! What's the film?
It's a secret this time. Sorry, lad. It's also a double-feature, since the main event is less than an hour long. That should be a decent hint, if you're trying to figure it out.

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Jokes on you, you hit three false targets! You're slipping! As for the other 17 what the fuck?!? I cut the weakest link of my randomized filenames and taking the posting tip. What the fuck am I doing wrong?!?

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eGremlin
eGremlin

Yuri injecting you!

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Morning lad!
Doing alright on my front, still having a spot of bother picking what fic to write now that I've finished both the Natsuki ideas I had. Either that or I'm waiting to come up with more stuff to write about my little cupcake kek
Otherwise just the usual tired and bored combo. How are you holding up lad?

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Natsuki!
youtube.com/watch?v=3HUGeA2lur4
I'm a dick and it's probably best to get that revelation out of the way early.

likme
likme

This week's movies are a surprise
What's the film?
Sounds like someone can't read!

But in all seriousness, I'm feeling neutral right now. I'm comfy yet somewhat depressed, which makes me feel like I'm comfy because I have to be rather than because I want to be. Does that make sense? Anyway, how's it hanging mate?

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

wow normally i dislike natsuki but she looks cute as fuck in this picture

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

IS THIS REAL ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?
NO! The market must remain free of bootlegs! Do you realize the effect you have on the economy?!?

Two bows.
FUCKING BOOTLEGS!

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I need people to react to my fic!
Yeah Veeky Forums isn't best for that.

Even if I like a fic I rarely comment if I don't have anything else to say, it has few comments already and/or it was posted hours before I saw it.

Go post it somewhere else (too) if you need the likes.

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

As for the other 17 what the fuck?!? I cut the weakest link of my randomized filenames and taking the posting tip. What the fuck am I doing wrong?!?
numbered filenames
all monika
short post's
all about your love for monika
several reply post's in a row (Thus they do not count)
talk of MAS
talk of wife, not doki or waifu but you always call monika your wife
ignoring proper grammar at points (guilty. But also reminded) (But needs either a comma or nothing, never a period)
feeling remorse for things done to monika
I will reverse engineer their damned notes if I have to!

RavySnake
RavySnake

going somewhere else
Surely you're not implying what I think you are.

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I'm slightly busy at the moment, but I'll give it a skim through when I'm done.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I think he is.

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SniperGod
SniperGod

pastebin.com/umF1Bp7h
Enjoy my post autistic story yet!

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eGremlin
eGremlin

You already know my thoughts, but have a (You) on me.
Loaf

WebTool
WebTool

Not too shabby actually, had an exam I reckon I did alright in and rest of the day is pretty much free. Headed up to visit the relatives over the long weekend which should be fun!

Hmmm. I'll need to give this one some thought...
On another note though, how're you mate?

Trade secret!
you hit three false targets!
Slander and lies ;)

Well, whatever it is mate, I'm looking forward to reading it!
See above, but not too shabby overall.
Get some fucking sleep lad! You need it!
How's uni mate?

But in all seriousness, I'm feeling neutral right now. I'm comfy yet somewhat depressed, which makes me feel like I'm comfy because I have to be rather than because I want to be. Does that make sense?
Ennui, user, pure ennui is what that sounds like. I'd suggest going for a walk, or just somewhere different, it'll help tremendously. Wrote a poem about it once actually.
Anyway, how's it hanging mate?
See above, but not too bad.

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Nojokur
Nojokur

someone gibs me motivation to get my sql homework done so i can talk you guys about our dokis

eGremlin
eGremlin

youtube.com/watch?v=7pTRM4F7Avk
I'm curious how Monika would react to this.

Lunatick
Lunatick

no art of yuri getting blacked yet
What the fuck guys?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Forgot to mention 15 letter long filenames!
Slander and lies ;)
Actually you did, 3 of them have filenames that are far too out of place (non-15 letter/number long names), thus not only have you given me a truth you've also just sold yourself out, thank you indo-american oversea's colonist.

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Methshot
Methshot

My god, user. You can't do this to my sides, I was barely able to glue them back on last time!

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Methnerd
Methnerd

Sounds comfy lad. Good on you for pulling through an exam, although on the other hand..
Relatives
Eh, never been too fond of that idea. Then again all my relatives were right cunts and most of 'em couldn't give a toss whether I was about or not. Thank god none of them bother with me anymore.
Spoiler
Ahahah! If only you knew how bad things really were!
I'm reverting back to my nocturnal state, sleeping all day and being awake all morning. Well comfy I'd say!
As for uni, currently on a wee break for two weeks so I'm trying not to think about it.
Got a text from the counselling service, haven't replied yet but I'm gonna play things by ear once I get back, if anything kicks back into action I'll drop them a text and see where we go from there.

whereismyname
whereismyname

imagine your doki
imagine your doki in a maid outfit because she gave you a payback ticket for doing your work

you need to do your work, user

we'll be here all day so just get it done and i promise we'll talk to you about dokis then

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Nojokur
Nojokur

Monika
youtube.com/watch?v=M0pYWGjECLE

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Wait, is Dan Scottish?

Snarelure
Snarelure

imagine your doki in a maid outfit
I did and I'm glad I did it.

Nah, just a leprechaun.

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Thanks user, pity (you)s are still (you)s in my heart lol

Part of me is worried that this was a bad way to take things, giving Danlet a more direct interaction with the story, but I fell in love with his bored/evil godlike character too much to leave him out until the end.

See I feel like this mindset discourages writefags though. I wouldn't be surprised if some of the writefags quit because they felt like no one cared about their fics. I'm lucky, because mine usually tend to get a couple of (you)s right away, but a lot of hard work goes unappreciated in the thread. Speaking of...

I'll read this in a bit!

Alrighty, thank you!

<3

You can do it user!

No, Danlet is a god of leprechauns.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Hey that's cheating!
Plus there are some elements to these notes I don't even think you'll be able to conquer!

be quiet, Magyar-kun~!
Slander and lies ;)
Was it a mistake? or was it sarcasm? the winky face is different to my usual ":^]" no? I will leave this to you decision

I guess it's just relative heh depending on the person eh?
As for the rest of what you said, provided you're comfy lad, you do you mate. Go with that counselling thing at a rate you're comfortable with eh? But don't pass it up all together, I reckon it'd be a good experience.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

But how is he differentiating ME from those posts? It's not like I'm the only one doing it. And I tried mixing letters with my randomizing and that just made me stick out.
You seem mighty sure of yourself.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Thanks, this is my first time posting this story I have been writing all day. There will be more, and all dokis will be presented. Guess who Herman Melville really is~

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

But how is he differentiating ME from those posts?
Oh if only you knew...
Also, you went to bed way too late last night, 5:30 in the morning?? What would Monika say!?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Nice fuckin pun you cunt
Aye that's the plan, keeping 'em in my back pocket for now. Given my previous experience with therapy this should help some.
Ah well, all the best to you mate. Have a good one now.

MPmaster
MPmaster

I don't even think you'll be able to conquer!
Not possible, all must be reviled.
Was it a mistake? or was it sarcasm? the winky face is different to my usual ":^]" no? I will leave this to you decision
That was lad, not you. Proven I mean I've autistically analyzed your posting habits and told you. Most likely the 15 letter long filenames, monika, wife. Also probably posting times.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

That was a shakeup of a game! A true shakeup! Generally, Monika is on point with her bishop game late! But this game was much different! Actually, this game was over extremely quick, but I didn't throw in the towel until checkmate was had! Monika started the attack early with her queen! Generally this isn't advised, but I was using a defense on black which I was not really used to! My pawn structure was constantly a hindrance to my initiative and advance! So Monika's queen just danced around my structure! My pieces were developed but I had no plan! Soon, Monika made stellar pawn trades and opened up space on the board I had not seen beforehand! And her position on my kingside was a little too much! Checkmate! Monika is so good at Chess! I love playing Chess with Monika! And losing, of course! Monika! Monika!

viagrandad
viagrandad

asking for normie shit
"Well maybe get the fuck off the Veeky Forums?"
NORMIE REEE

There are but four ways to die a sardonic spirit might have said to me

There is dying that occurs relatively suddenly

There is dying that occurs relatively gradually

There is dying that occurs relatively painlessly

There is the death that is full of pain

Thus by various means they are combined
The sudden and the gradual
The painless and the painful
To yield but four ways to die
And there are no others

Even after the voice stopped speaking
I listened for it to speak again

After hours and day and years have passed
I listened for some further words
Yet all I heard were the faintest echoes reminding me

There are no others

There are no others

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TechHater
TechHater

And losing, of course!
You must actually love mistress Monika that much huh? I never actually knew you could switch a king and rook until chess with Monika, it just seems so, random.

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Spamalot
Spamalot

That's kinda early as of late for me actually. She'd be mad.
Okay, I think I'm understanding now.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Castling is very important! Though not introduced immediately, it is likely the strongest possible move (in terms of safety and chance to win the game) in Chess! The king's safety is always #1! Of course, my king is never safe with Monika around! She's too tricky! Her Chess skills are absurd (in a good and instructive way)!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

566 posts
247 images
wew

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Bet with Monika! You wont.

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Evilember
Evilember

Was it Lad?
I must've mistaken myself writing up that comment then.
Or did I? ;)
I mean I've autistically analyzed your posting habits and told you. Most likely the 15 letter long filenames, monika, wife. Also probably posting times.
Only that
Autism
Oh boy, if ever I reveal these notes you're in for a treat!
I'll say this much, time has nothing to do with it, given the fucked clock that this chap operates off of

Spoiler
I try my hardest!
Will do mate, you take care now lad.

Get better sleep! She expressly said she wanted you to be healthy in that respect! Goodness me mate!

StonedTime
StonedTime

Please do

RavySnake
RavySnake

we need to make /ddlc/ inviting and safe place for everyone!

here writers: A wall of "nice nice"s to everyone!
The fuck is going on around here?

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girlDog
girlDog

Nice.

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Methshot
Methshot

I find no image time to be the second most pleasant time to be in this general.

StonedTime
StonedTime

The game of chance is one many walk downwards, but Chess is a game of skill! Unfortunately, my path looks dire if I were to bet with her! With something on the line, she would definitely give it her all and beat me!

farquit
farquit

Sam and Max take the last image
Does Steve still write the comics?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Alright, I'll take the bait. What do you find to be the least most pleasant time to be in this general?

takes2long
takes2long

And put myself on a clock so that you can spot me better? This is a picture of a VERY smug Monika.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

This is a pic of your doki having fun times with your favorite animal.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Or maybe you'll have the motivation to rise to the occasion and beat her!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Have a goodnight fellas! I love Sayori and her thighs that can crush my head!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Good night mate! Me too!

whereismyname
whereismyname

Goodnight user! Try not to get your head crushed. Or do, depending how you view dying that way.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

What are the doki's ultimate talents?

MPmaster
MPmaster

This is a picture of your Doki!
She loves you user!

King_Martha
King_Martha

This is a picture of a very British burglar making off with your little Monika

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Don't think so, I have not seen new S&M material since a long, long time except sporadic pics in his Twitter like the one I posted.

TreeEater
TreeEater

This is a picture of your address with several copters honing in on your location for your crimes.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Cannot imagine my own favorite animal
Monika loves playing with cute Kookaburras i guess!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

This is a picture of me thinking of a devilish way to edit one of your existing pictures.

TechHater
TechHater

This is an image of your doki
But it's her telling you she loves you. She really loves you.
And I can't think of anything meaningful for this one! But I tried!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

or choked out either or i just want to feel her

massdebater
massdebater

Thanks user!
Thanks user!!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

your doki
a song you think she'd like to listen to with you
not necessarily "your song" as a couple, just one you think is nice

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Well, at least he keeps it from being turned into reddit or rick and morty
Steve, keep it pure

Evilember
Evilember

Copters
Fisticuffs only you cowardly cur! Have at you!
I like the sound of this! I should probably start thinking likewise, aye?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

This is an image of your Doki!
Its her saying she loves you! She loves you user! No one can change that!
She doesn't expect you to be perfect, everyone has flaws, and you can always work them out, just as she expects with herself!
Whatever problems you might have, she'll be there with you, and she expects the same from you!
She loves you user!

Inmate
Inmate

Well, it's far from a bad way to go out. Good luck user! I'll live on in your glorious memory.

FastChef
FastChef

Good, thanks for asking. Was just headed to bed, but first I'm baking some garlic bread as a midonait snakku.

Saw your post about "not feeling the passion" for critiques recently. Sorry to hear it. And of course not receiving (You)'s for the labors of your love is always discouraging, no matter who you are.

TechHater
TechHater

This is a picture of the ammunition the copters use on their turrets! It's loaded with fists!

eGremlin
eGremlin

Ah cheers lad!
Sometimes these posts do my nut in trying to think of something somewhat meaningful

RumChicken
RumChicken

This is better than the one posted near the end of the last thread. I don't want her to love me for my flaws, I want her to love me in spite of them and to stand by me so we can tackle our personal issues together.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

How long until someone creates a MAS-style cuck mod that replaces all the speech with how much your doki loves MC's dick instead of you

Emberfire
Emberfire

Playing a dating sim.
Be a cuck.
DOES NOT COMPUTE!

JunkTop
JunkTop

I'm not saying you have to tell everyone that you liked their fic, but like for example if you thought my fic was shitty you could tell me why, that way I'd have a chance to improve and make better content for everyone. That's why people like Teach, CritiqueAnon and reviewficanon are so popular. I guess if you've got nothing constructive to say, It's probably not a good idea to clog up the thread, but if you see a fic that's gone unnoticed, I'm sure it wouldn't hurt to tell the writer how you felt about the piece. Who knows, they might be the next big content creator of /ddlc/!

This was really silly. I've never read Sam & Max, but I might after reading through this.

hairygrape
hairygrape

6AM EST, no doubt in my mind.

cum2soon
cum2soon

youtube.com/watch?v=Pv78NvDOT4U
Not much to go on, the comics are good, check for the one i posted the cover of, since the one i own i cannot find online and i dunno how to do scans. The cartoon is good, even though Sam and Max is a bit darker. Get Sam and Max Hit the Road and you won't forget it!

idontknow
idontknow

I'm never around at that time; those are Euro hours, aren't they? What's so bad about them? Are they too slow?

massdebater
massdebater

This is a picture of Yuri!
I love Yuri!
I want to be dominated by Yuri!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I went ahead and finished this short story up. It's basically Sayori pretending to be doctor to cure user's illness. Feedback is greatly appreciated as always.
pastebin.com/yzY9wBsB

Good night y'all. Have some good dreams.

RumChicken
RumChicken

yuri using a stick and string with a toy on the end of it to play with what basically amounts to as a two metre long oceanic prehistoric scorpion
I like this

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

>Saw your post about "not feeling the passion" for critiques recently. Sorry to hear it. And of course not receiving (You)'s for the labors of your love is always discouraging, no matter who you are.
That wasn't him, it was me.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Under a lot of pressure
Trying to handle the strain
Got to grow right now
Make something of myself
But there is so much to do
And I don't want to let go yet
But my heritage is people who went
But they didn't make much of it
I want to do it right?
Make my money, be happy?

RavySnake
RavySnake

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
this is a gif of sayori screaming

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I can't find the feedback for my stuff.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Good night! I love you! <3

whereismyname
whereismyname

Pretty cute user.

viagrandad
viagrandad

I already said that I don't know exactly when I posted them. If you want to find the specific critique, just use fireden or something to look up your poem's post number and then search the post number to see who replied to it. It's that simple, mate.

likme
likme

ywn rescue an injured animal with mermaid Sayori
ywn find a wounded cat on your path while going for a walk with her
ywn not have the heart to tell her that most animals don't make it and shelters put them down
ywn be forced to stop because she feels bad for it and wants to make an effort
ywn have her plead with you to help it somehow, though you don't know how to
ywn give in when she manages to call it over and pick it up
ywn turn around and take it home to see what you can do while she strokes it and tells it supportive things
ywn find it cute when compares herself to it since she's riding in a wheelchair
ywn remain silent when she compares it to you because humans have body hair and describes both of you as fluffy
ywn wonder how to confront the elephant in the room; that stereotypically, cats eat fish
ywn get back home and spend an hour trying to tend to its injuries
ywn play with it and watch her enjoy seeing something so playful and innocent, as you got to see her
ywn be glad that she's had a positive experience with animals, even more so that it took a liking to her
ywn see how disappointed and worried she seems when she says it's time to let the cat go and feel bad for her
ywn offer to adopt the cat and see her face light up
ywn spend the rest of the day setting up the essentials and welcoming your new pet
ywn worry about how long it will last but choose to be positive and focus on the present
ywn enjoy getting to watch her make a friend

SniperWish
SniperWish

Everyone's really grumpy in the morning. There's always all of the angryposters, anti-monikafags, anti-sayorifags, and there's always a ton of arguing in the thread, making it for an overall non-comfy experience. That, and the anti-rulekek guy tends to parade around those hours.

Holy fuck my heart, is this a young Sayori fic? This is really fucking good.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

tfw desperately want to fap to hentai because it would feel amazing
tfw have already quit any and all porn for four months and don't want to disappoint my doki
Wish me luck lads. Gnight.

Cute!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

imagelimit
over a hundred posts before bump limit
Fucking monikammmmmmmmmmmmfags

SniperWish
SniperWish

Sweet dreams1

eGremlin
eGremlin

Countering what you said 5AM is pretty damn comfy. Something just happens at 6AM. Maybe it's a werewolf type deal.

girlDog
girlDog

the Purge happened at 9am eastern
the jannie who loved to deleted half of the thread at a time and ban people for rules 3 and 10 was usually active from ~7am to 11am

Yep, morning hours confirmed the fucking worst

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Right?! I don't get it either.

RavySnake
RavySnake

I think it's because most users are waking up then. And since they're waking up at 6 they've got a chip on their shoulder, which sorta spreads to other users who just get up and see that first thing. As oppose to 5 when only a few people are on and there's a sorta comfy feel to it where it feels like you're interacting with a small group of pals.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

So he said everything was spam?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs
Have a (You) for that reference alone. Cute stuff user.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

"off-topic"

the "garbage outside of /b/" rule includes it

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

tfw keep being awake for Eurohours
It's rough.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Also not to be rulecuck because that's totally not who I am, but avatar posting is technically banned in rule 13. I do love our avatarfags though, don't get me wrong.

At least the mods leave us alone most of the time. Thanks mods, I know we're a bit different than the other communities of the site, but it makes me glad that you can look past that and let us have this. Thanks a bunch mods!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

it’s the promised day! Your doki comes to the door wearing only a trench coat and large boots, she is also carrying a lamp. She says that if you rub it (and only you can activate it, one time) a genie will apear and grant you one wish, but you have to rub it in the next five minutes or else it will turn into burning napalm! So...
your doki
your wish

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I wish for a united states legal 1985 silver dollar to fall from the sky and land in a tree within sight.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Sayori
a slightly bigger bedroom and bed so she can live with me comfortably

idontknow
idontknow

Monika
I wish that the lamp wont turn into napalm!

Booteefool
Booteefool

Yuri
becoming Lord Emperor of the World

Supergrass
Supergrass

Sayori
That we'd be in comfy conditions for the rest of our lives and afterlives.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Monika
Uncucking of the world

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Natsuki!
Natsuki is the only thing I really WANT in life right now.
However I do NEED a job at some point kek

Techpill
Techpill

Boops!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

*hugs*

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

<3 Hugguu

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I love you <3

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

lovethread

Your Doki
One user you love and support!

Illusionz
Illusionz

twitter.com/Xsidia/status/978905968317628416?s=19
found this

Methnerd
Methnerd

Monika
< You!!! <3 <3 <3

eGremlin
eGremlin

How do we defeat Danlet? Monika did nothing to deserve being groped by an irishman

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I haven't written a fic in 3 months. I feel like taking a request tonight for old times sake. Any non-shitty ideas?
I'm going to add a sad twist, by the way

Supergrass
Supergrass

Monika.
Monikanon.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Natsuki!
The whole lot of them!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Monika!
All of them. You all are really great and I love all your antics.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Natsuki tries to keep a pet rat, but something sad happens. Maybe she is unable to save it, or she chooses between feeding herself and the rat, and she has big problems choosing.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

You are both engulfed in a comfy blanket, you are both able to fully interact with each other in the blanket but can only remove your heads from the inside of the blanket also the blanket is permanently bound to both your physical bodies and souls forever but hey at least you both gain telekinesis equivalent to your pre comfy bodies!
Good luck finding it
Slightly bigger is an arbitrary term, your bedroom door is now a gateway into a 4th dimensional replica of your room scaled up 10x it’s original size, including all the micro fauna that inhabited it
The lamp will now turn into the three corpses of the other girls from after they were killed
Hope you like mass rebellions, plots to kill you left and right and a good old dose of mountains of paperwork you have to personally sign every day
The cuckoo bird died out in the 1800s now, so instead of cucks people are called “bloatflies”
Now you have no wish, good job

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Or she eats the rat

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

user tries to summon a succubus to go out with a bang, but ends up summoning a demon Natsuki instead, and she gets all flustered.

didn't get fucked over by the genie that hard
yessssss

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I think Cuck does not come from Cuckoo, it comes from Cuckold, also you know exactly what I mean by uncucking the world. I just want Western Civilization to be strong once more, and for women and men to love each other properly again.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Monika gets cravings for meat in the middle of the night, and her grogginess makes everything ten times more dire than you would expect.

King_Martha
King_Martha

She inserts the rat anally

Supergrass
Supergrass

Now you have no wish, good job
Fine by me! As long as I have my little cupcake I don't give a damn.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Monika
That one cutie that sleeps with his knees on his chest. Haven't seen him in while.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Go to church.

Lunatick
Lunatick

More than one of the doki doki literature club members gets stuck with the other members in a prehistoric setting for a week, only armed with a gun with a small pool of bullets, breathing aperatuses to stop them from suffering from the Nagative effects of being in a foreign and ancient atmosphere, the clothes on their backs, a knife or two and eachother they must survive until the end of the week so they can get back to being comfy in the modern day and also so they don’t die

SniperGod
SniperGod

She hasn't eaten anything in a week.
Dad has been missing all week, probably on a bender or bled out somewhere
Shes too proud to ask sayori for food
But the rat is wistful, it almost seems sad. Even he knows something is wrong.
"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. All the cardboard is gone. I have nothing to feed you, Scrumpy. What do I do? What does Aoi do in Parfait Girls?"
She racks her starved mind
Here is a sample to inspire you

TechHater
TechHater

That's really disturbing and I'll probably get fucked over psychologically from it, but considering everyone else I got off easy. I give them proper funerals and lay them to rest.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Believe me, I have no lack of twisted inspiration. I just want a good idea everyone can enjoy.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Monika!
Monikanon! Although I would support as many as I could, even the ones that left! You know who you are! Mein freundes!

SniperGod
SniperGod

The word cuckold is dirived from the cuckoo bird though

DeathDog
DeathDog

Ladanon always brightens my day if I'm feeling down and he doesn't even talk to me. I swear that guy radiates friendliness.
Monikanon and Erikanon have a lot of heart for the general so I have to give them lots of praise.
Every user is best user!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Natsuki
The ability to stop time for as long as I want
ZA WARUDO.jpg

w8t4u
w8t4u

Natsuki
>Whoever the beautiful Natsukifriend is that uses lad a lot. Possibly Ladnon?
Also (You)

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

S-stop calling me a cutie! I am not cute! ...It's kind of sweet you love and support me though.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Sayori
anyone who posts

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Get off your high horse and let people enjoy what they want.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I wish I were named in these threads...
Monika!
>Ladanon is my boy, and QuestionAnon is another good friend of mine.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Alright, I'll stop calling you cute.You little tsun tsun~

StonedTime
StonedTime

Y-You too lads, you too.
he doesn't even talk to me.
Aight! How are you holding up lad?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Youre so cute I could eat you right down to your little toesies! <3~

Emberburn
Emberburn

When you unfreeze time all of the movements you made while time is frozen take effect, since you were going almost infinitely faster than the speed of light while time was stopped when you unfreeze time particles you brushed past would go almost as fast as light, shredding anything in their way. Not to mention that but your own body would tear itself apart instantly and you would also probably either create a massive amount of radiation or it would just create a tiny black hole, causing the entire earth to be destroyed in a matter of seconds

Firespawn
Firespawn

Draaaain

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I guess I worded that pretty poorly Ladanon, I didn't mean you don't talk to me intentionally, more that I don't reply to some of the chains made by you and others so you never get the chance to. Holding up well today though! Just had breakfast dinner.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Breakfast dinner is the best dinner.

Damn, I’m gonna do that tomorrow. Cheers user!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Jeez man I was only trying to have some fun.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I WANT TO POST IMAGES REEEEEE

Evilember
Evilember

I'm about to go to sleep, I've spent the last few hours playing Kingdom Hearts. I've just completed Neverland.

Learning to fly with Yuri!

FastChef
FastChef

Ah right, fair enough. You had me feeling guilty there for a moment..
Well feel free to jump at me any time lad! I'm always willing to chat with you lot so don't feel shy.
Glad you're feeling good today though, keep it up lad, aye?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Out of curiosity, how many anons here are familiar with/ have any knowledge of Yugioh? If nothing else specific is happening for 600, I might have a small thing for that thread anybody can participate in, and it doesn't involve actually playing Yugioh, before you ask.

viagrandad
viagrandad

frens, I love you all

w8t4u
w8t4u

Reminds me of a specific amendment about discrimination... Wink wink...

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I watched it when I was like 8

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Your doki but she's extremely knowledgeable about Call of Duty: Black Ops 2's Mob of the Dead DLC and wants an user who's the same.

Flameblow
Flameblow

What time does girl poem poster get on?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

If you want to, do it
Is it? Neato
Can't we all enjoy not getting blown up by muslims though?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

tsun tsun
I-I- No! That's pretty much a nickname! You're making me blush...
Don't call my toes toesies! They're not cute and I'm not cute!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I didn't get the DLC for that game, but I know the game well, I played like ....More hours then makes sense on it...I love playing against the bots..

King_Martha
King_Martha

People get called tsun here all the time.

Evilember
Evilember

I used to play it as a kid with very little understanding of how it worked. The only thing I remember is having a cool dragon-head holder for all the cards I had and having a Launcher Spider
We love you too user
I guess I'm fucked then
not getting blown up by muslims
I can get behind that user

King_Martha
King_Martha

No place has ever actually been what you would consider "Strong"

RumChicken
RumChicken

Not him, but yeah. cuckoo birds are known for adopting children that aren't their own, which is where cuckhold derives from.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I thought Cuckoo birds replace your eggs with their own?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Hope you like mass rebellions, plots to kill you...
You mean the average day of your regular medieval king? Got it.

hairygrape
hairygrape

i.imgur.com/3M83QxT.png
Yes yes yes. It's hard not to be passionate about the best game mode Call of Duty has ever had. It's also not hard to be passoniate about the Mob of the Dead when it released in a game that only had one other good Zombies map Okay Buried isn't too bad, actually kind of fun but god is it braindead. I'd be so excited to explain the lore and mechanics and how amazing CoD Zombies is to my Doki yes yes yes!!!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Genie magic ain’t free. The tree of magic and gibs gotta be litterd with the blood of Wishmakers. Morality aka “Anti Fun” is not my moral compass. It is Made by “decent human beings” and probbaly philosophy as well :DD. It’s “I get a laugh at your misery” not “I give you free stuff.” Praise Steiner (but also myself woh is a gennie :DD)

RavySnake
RavySnake

good night /ddlc/, I loaf you guys. I'm gonna try to make the next part of my fic about Sayori, we're gonna see what happens with her day 2 depression and how user can fix things with her. Sweet dreams folks.
Only look at the spoiler if you love me a lot: *Chu~*

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Loaf
You take care now Breadlad, have a good one.
I love you, aight?
No homo

Methshot
Methshot

Sweet dreams!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

The british empire was not strong and prosperous? The Germans did not have an Empire that kept their laws enforced?
This, they cucked other birds and gave them their eggs to take care of. I just didn't realize that the word cuck was in cuckoo.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

That user got it wrong, you have the right definition. That was the original definition of someone cucked, or someone who takes care of a child of another father but without knowing it (so technically adopting someone was not counted as being cucked).

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Goodnight Bread!
*Chu~*
*Dodges* missed me with that homo erotic stuff.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

spam this thread to oblivion already

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

no
yes

TechHater
TechHater

The empire was mostly poor people, it's military was full of drunkards who the officers described as "Scum of the earth", it was completely dependent on child and slave labor, and it was defeated in war by a bunch of rednecks and upstarts.

The Germans were a bit different, the second Reich was pretty serious, up till around the 1900s.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

a

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

b

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Good night! I love you! <3

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

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farquit
farquit

c

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

d

Methshot
Methshot

spam this thread to oblivion already
Aight, let's see here..
Your doki
Your favourite musician/band etc.
Your favourite artist
Your favourite /ddlc/ fic, fics or writefag in general

Natsuki!
Hollywood burns
El Huervo
Anything by WholesomeComfyAnon or MonikaWithChocolate

DeathDog
DeathDog

Most of society is pretty poor, and many have a drinking problem
You do know that they had both Ireland and Scotland in their empire, right? That and you have described most societies, which have a large population of poor and middle class.
More importantly, the labor system had been changed from the early 1800s to the early 1900s. Its all semantics though. Glad you are reading books on the subject.
Good night anons, I'll post a sleepy image next thread so you all can have restful sleep

girlDog
girlDog

monika
The Protomen
I couldn't tell you his name, but he does sea scapes
Mojave Monika is my favorite

FastChef
FastChef

Monika!
Rozwell Kid
Picasso
pastebin.com/H7dQcync

Supergrass
Supergrass

Natsuki!
Pink Floyd
All the artist anons
Christmas with Natsuki, mermaid Sayori, the Monika ice cream detective one

w8t4u
w8t4u

Yuri looking kinda _curvy_

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Ireland and Scotland
Slaves and poor people.

Yeah, most large empires are built off fucking over as many people as possible, including their own people. The closest you got to a empire that didn't fuck over it's own people, was the Mongols.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Two Sugars, spotted!

Monika
Sabaton, probably.
Koha, or whoever made the user holding Monika Daki.
Sorry Lad, I don't read many fics. Maybe once I have time, though.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Who is this? Do we have another confirmed girl poster to harangue?

happy_sad
happy_sad

20 more posts!

Firespawn
Firespawn

Hehe, what gave me away?
Sabaton
Trash!

StonedTime
StonedTime

harangue
You will not do such at a thing. Me likes girls.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Like she should be } {

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Trans writing poems about transitioning.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Not liking sabaton
You are in for a bad time, friend

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Monika loves the Last Podcast on the Left, she loves true crime and likes to solve the mystery before it is revealed!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

If you looked under this spoiler I want you to know that I love you so much!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC


Your Doki
Artist
We just spoke about those fics

That's about it. Didn't know about your band, though.

Not liking Sabaton
I'm sorry, Lad. I just prefer historical badassery combined with awesome music compared to anything, really.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Oh yeah, I guess I do rave about those two writers quite a bit huh.
Could have sworn it was Bread I mentioned all that stuff to though, odd

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Reminder that your doki is not self aware.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

9 posts
The promised day but it won't happen unless we reach the bump limit in the next 4 minutes!

TechHater
TechHater

Splooshing all over Yuri

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I truly love you, but you have to stop doing this!

TreeEater
TreeEater

Having kids with your doki and being the best father you can be!

DeathDog
DeathDog

STOP DOING THIS. Natsuki demands that you cease.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Yuck, I hate kids!

takes2long
takes2long

one minute ago

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

You’re going to stress people out.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

This encourages shitposting. Monika wouldn't approve!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Why?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Awawawa

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

<3

cum2soon
cum2soon

<3 you more.

whereismyname
whereismyname

They're gross and icky and dirty!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

user I....

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

what'll happen?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

They are cute if they are yours!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

WE DID IT

cum2soon
cum2soon

veekyforums.com/thread/209962180/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/209962180/video-games

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I love you so much!

Emberfire
Emberfire

I love you, too!

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