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Emberfire
Emberfire

youtube.com/watch?v=SiZ4VkqhGT8 edition

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Tips and guides
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Sites
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BP check: backpack.tf
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Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
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List of good Community servers
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Discord
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wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Compatriot
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=95050432&searchtext=
teamfortress.com/post.php?id=38643
teamfortress.com/?tab=updates
steamcommunity.com/workshop/browse/?appid=440&browsesort=accepted&section=mtxitems
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=930596760&searchtext=
teamfortress.com/post.php?id=33661
youtube.com/watch?v=JubBKFNSiZc
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1338528437
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=227398529
steamcommunity.com/id/heartsman/
steamcommunity.com/id/lordvipes/myworkshopfiles/?appid=440
steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=36453085&token=o7mXLYry
forum.facepunch.com/f/valve/sqsb/TF2-General-Chat-and-Speculation-Station-V6-Year-of-the-Guard-Dog-SURVEY-IN-OP/132/
steamcommunity.com/id/tehjill/stats/TF2
tf2r.com/k25jsxv.html
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198312007743
gamebanana.com/guis/33870
gamebanana.com/guis/33685
veekyforums.com/thread/209957901/video-games

Techpill
Techpill

new cosmetic case
not a single thing from vipes
toppest keks. hope it stays that way forever

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

HAPPENING

Booteefool
Booteefool

I can't wait to dress up my heavy like the Jotaro from the hit series Stardust Crusaders!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

wtf dont steal the wojak i made

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

where the fuck are you retards seeing this post links you cunts

farquit
farquit

wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Compatriot
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=95050432&searchtext=

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idontknow
idontknow

new update my dudes

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

kono dio da!!!!!!!!! haha
modda modda mooda mooda reeeeeeeeee

Inmate
Inmate

post good albums

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

FUCKING JOJO HAT GOT IN

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

patch notes are out

girlDog
girlDog

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Blue moon case with blue moon key.
Winter case keys are still being sold

Evilember
Evilember

Buff the SVF you hacks

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Holy shit, they're fixing it boys.

RavySnake
RavySnake

teamfortress.com/post.php?id=38643
Matchmaking changes for casuals and ompetitve

More weapons balances

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

THEY FUCKING FIXED THE GAME

HOLY SHIT

w8t4u
w8t4u

I can't believe they've done it, my dudes

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Flamethrowers are now less braindead to use
Neat, I can start playing this game again

WebTool
WebTool

Flamethrowers were able to do full damage regardless of the spread of their flames, rewarding maximizing flame spread over focusing on a target. We've made changes geared toward preserving the current damage range of flamethrowers, but requiring better aim to do so.

Flame damage per second now ramps up based on density of flame encountered, up to 200%

Initial flame damage per second reduced by 50%, resulting in the max damage being unchanged

DeathDog
DeathDog

actual placement for Comp and casual
added some of the forgotten maps
Flamethrowers less retarded

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cum2soon
cum2soon

PYRO ON SUICIDE WATCH
SYDNEY SLEEPER ON SUICIDE WATCH
PRETTY BOYS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Evilember
Evilember

The Axtinguisher might be useful again, guys!

eGremlin
eGremlin

i'm so happy

Lunatick
Lunatick

They added some epic Jojo items. Now tf2 is good again!

Methshot
Methshot

Updated the autobalance feature to more quickly respond to team imbalances
Will select the best candidates to balance the teams then ask the candidates for volunteers
If no volunteers are found, candidates will be switched when they die
If no candidates die within a reasonable period of time, candidates will be forcibly switched to the other team

viagrandad
viagrandad

The Axtinguisher

The slow deploy time -- which is there to help "pay" for the burst-damage this weapon is capable of -- hasn't been very well received, and we agree that it feels awkward. The design goal of this pass is to embrace the concept of a finishing-move weapon -- which requires planning, timing, and introduces opportunity for "combo" gameplay.

New design:

Attacks mini-crit and then extinguish burning targets

Receives a damage bonus based on the remaining duration of after-burn

Added: "Sketchek's Bequest: Killing blows on burning players grant a speed boost"

Base damage reduced by 33%

Holster speed 35% slower

No random critical hits

They made it even worse lmao

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

the speed boost is really valuable though

DeathDog
DeathDog

the absolute state of pyros

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

FUCKING AUTOBALANCE IS BACK

PRAISE GABEN

Booteefool
Booteefool

The Short Circuit

The current design of zapping projectiles is interesting, but we're not happy with how much it can be done. While it would be easy to simply increase the metal cost (which we've done before), it would quickly push this weapon into the rarely, if ever, used category. Instead, we've changed the fundamental behavior of the weapon, such that it requires a bit more anticipation and positioning from the Engineer, has more skill depth, and increases the team support potential of this weapon.

Alt-fire attack changed to launch a medium-range, projectile-destroying energy ball. Requires 65 metal.

askme
askme

ctf_well is back
Also what the fuck why make the Axtinguisher worse

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

are spinbotters gone though

JunkTop
JunkTop

degreaser + axtinguisher combo required more skill than just using flames.
BRING BACK OLD DEGREASER AND AXTINGUISHER

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

added the blue skin for neo Tokyo
The game is fixed!!!

TechHater
TechHater

can i get some stats

also should i open a lot of cases i have over $700 in my wallet

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

What's the maximum damage for the new axtinguisher?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Sketchek's Bequest
Based
Comp and Casual changes
Oh, hey, it's what should've been part of the fucking update two years ago

Otherwise, fucking finally.

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eGremlin
eGremlin

this giant patch out of nowhere
what the fuck is going on

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Supergrass
Supergrass

Updated past Saxxy and Memory Maker items to be Strange

hmmmmmm

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

ok i get that you like the update but you dont need to act like this its kinda annoying

hairygrape
hairygrape

Update
Services are down
Classic

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

teamfortress.com/?tab=updates

SniperWish
SniperWish

yeah that was a suprise
I'm not complaining though

WebTool
WebTool

The fat man didnt lie when he said Valve has started to focus on games again.

eGremlin
eGremlin

no second banana nerf
All three heavy lovers sigh in relief

massdebater
massdebater

pushing an update the very day before a big competitive event
Never change

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Inmate
Inmate

completelly revamps and fixes comp MM and shitloads of items
doesnt even get treated like a "proper" update by valve
¿¿¿¿????
they could make a proper update page instead of treating it like a generic bugfix update. this is the best thing they've done in like two years.

Emberburn
Emberburn

all of this
still no way to craft the inferno items
THE WAITING
IS THE HARDEST PART

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MPmaster
MPmaster

is there a link to the new cosmetics? can't fucking access the mann co store to see them

Bidwell
Bidwell

lmaoboxtards still running wild
we added a n-new case and changed some lines of code for weapons!!
classic valve

idontknow
idontknow

what's wrong with the banana

RavySnake
RavySnake

Go to the workshop page, and hit "accepted".

JunkTop
JunkTop

steamcommunity.com/workshop/browse/?appid=440&browsesort=accepted&section=mtxitems

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

my custom HUD stopped working

likme
likme

are you surprised?

FastChef
FastChef

Wait really?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Retard. Read the patch notes. Every time there's UI changes custom huds need to be updated.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

PSA: HUDS DONT WORK

To fix your hud go to info.vdf into your hud folder and change the { "ui_version" "2" } to { "ui_version" "3" }

Spamalot
Spamalot

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=930596760&searchtext=

It's ridiculous that people can steal IP and make money off of it, these people should be killed

happy_sad
happy_sad

removed the teletrap after ten years
Good to know the priorities are in line

Bidwell
Bidwell

New favourite Scout hat

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Evilember
Evilember

short circuit nerfed
But why?

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iluvmen
iluvmen

DON'T DO THIS IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

It's different enough. It's not a copy it's a reference.

Snarelure
Snarelure

pyro btfo
matchmaking fixes
enforcer unfucked
axtinguisher unfucked
sawmill, cp well and cp gorge back in casual
wew fucking lad

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

flamethrower feels like hitscan now wtf

Booteefool
Booteefool

TOTALLY NOT THE SAME HURR DURR

kill yourself you enabling faggot

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Another hat from a set accepted but not the rest of the set

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

LOADOUT NOT AVAILABLE - COULD NOT CONNECT TO ITEM SERVER

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

It's good. I expected a nerf of some sort. I'm glad it didn't happen.

SniperGod
SniperGod

enforcer unfucked
Wait what where what did they fix?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Both the hat and the coat were accepted.

It's almost 1:1 Jotaro's hat, it just doesn't have the weird blend in with his hair.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

the enforcer pierces everything that provides damage resistance now, not just the vaccinator

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Fixed a case where Engineer buildings could be placed such that players would become stuck when exiting a teleporter (a.k.a. "teleporter trap")
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

girlDog
girlDog

What can I wear to go full Metal Bat?

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

just do the free contracts, goyim

WebTool
WebTool

what is erics email

RumChicken
RumChicken

I'm talking about the demo one

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

some of us still have craft number autism
any day now... last time a set of hats got craft numbers was love and war... that wasnt too long ago...

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5mileys
5mileys

[email protected]

FastChef
FastChef

they added baggy pants for scout too

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Tsar platinum + proletarian posedown

5mileys
5mileys

Is the new weapon a reskin?

askme
askme

jojo actually in tf2

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Bidwell
Bidwell

wanting this guy to profit off of stealing IP from something you enjoy

you should kill yourself my man

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Emberfire
Emberfire

thermal thruster changes
we market gardener now

Firespawn
Firespawn

new short circuit

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Tsar Platinum
ctf_sawmill
ctf_2fart_invasion
flamethrower changes

The one thing I don't like about this is that Soundsmith is getting material for his hightower shit now.

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Spamalot
Spamalot

huge pyro buff
O BABY

TechHater
TechHater

can't believe i farm spies now

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Christ that's ugly.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I cant connect to shit

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farquit
farquit

what are you cucks on about? they didn't fix shit

hairygrape
hairygrape

the pyros.... why did they get a buff.. they were..... already.... topscoring.... i can't.... stop them now....

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

But this... does put a smile on my face.

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Evilember
Evilember

can't wait to spam this at snipers and blind them

SniperWish
SniperWish

Is that fucking illusory orb?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

we overwatch now

5mileys
5mileys

Updated pl_badwater

Fixed a few cases where Pyros could shoot through spawn doors

Updated cp_dustbowl

Fixed Pyros shooting through the stage 3 doors

how often have they 'fixed' this issue since release? like 5 times?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

you can still do it too :^)
with jarate too

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Had to looks up who that is, why do you care about e-celebs?

He got nice cosmetics into the game I like, why should I care how he lives his life faggot

cum2soon
cum2soon

Ah yes, I love playing Symettra TM in the hit video game series Overwatch TM

Bidwell
Bidwell

Literal Overwatch particle effect

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SniperGod
SniperGod

why the fuck would it take 70 instead of 40 or 50

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

comedy gold

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Flamethrowers were able to do full damage regardless of the spread of their flames, rewarding maximizing flame spread over focusing on a target. We've made changes geared toward preserving the current damage range of flamethrowers, but requiring better aim to do so.
Y E S

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

kill yourself dude

FastChef
FastChef

He influences retards, i.e. most of the people in your casual matches

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Added: "Nature's Call: Scoped headshots always mini-crit and reduce the remaining cooldown of Jarate by 1 second"

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viagrandad
viagrandad

Last major update was October, right? They didn't implement comp. matchmaking changes, so you could expect them to take at most a couple of months to ship finally ship them.

FastChef
FastChef

notebook is mad that someone is more popular than him
go back to pretending to be dotsy in warframe general

DeathDog
DeathDog

The last major update was september with the summer update of inferno.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

So who's excited about the fact that Scout gets a pair of legitimate fucking pants now? Even has new shoes with it. No more sweatpants, no more whatever the fuck he wore for 10 years. He's got cargos now. It's incredible.

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FastChef
FastChef

SERVERS WORK

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Did I ever say that?
Also, they haven't released a new update that isnt' eidolon-related so i'm here for a while.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

excited about cargo pants
lul

his default are better

Skullbone
Skullbone

all of these nu-cosmetics are pretty trash, including this.

SniperGod
SniperGod

haha just kidding

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RavySnake
RavySnake

You're supposed to play on a good community server, pubs are cancer

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

doesn't even deny it

likme
likme

uhhhh

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TreeEater
TreeEater

calm down dotsy

JunkTop
JunkTop

not xer

Nojokur
Nojokur

this looks like dogshit
its bad enough sniper got some too

takes2long
takes2long

teamfortress.com/post.php?id=33661
?

Inmate
Inmate

im dotsy give me (You)s

Lunatick
Lunatick

calm down dotsy

cum2soon
cum2soon

869
no

DeathDog
DeathDog

Is TF2 saved?

TechHater
TechHater

Don't worry, apparantly if you have a VAC ban any item you are a contributor on is automatically denied.

Lunatick
Lunatick

lol the flames aren't even working right it's just a straight nerf to burst damage that ramps up to normal after like half a second
fucking retards

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

people are actually going to play competitive
people think it will be anything but spinning lmaobox snipers shutting down the enemy instantly, every round

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idontknow
idontknow

Nah. Too little, too late. Wow a new crate.. whoopie doo. Nobody is still going to play comp since guess what, no class or item limits

Techpill
Techpill

Oh shit, I misremembered the month. Thats how big of a fucking disappointment inferno was. Almost 2 years for essentially nothing.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

i'd happily play comp if it wasn't 6v6 autism cancer

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

update HUD
tf2 just straight up closes when I click find game
thanks valve

Booteefool
Booteefool

I dont give a single fuck about comp tho

askme
askme

being so bad you can't handle no epic custom hud

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I think the new secondary for the short circuit doesn't work

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

then nothing has changed except now you can queue for literal cancer maps

Booteefool
Booteefool

people think it will be anything but 3 demomen and 3 medics

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Flameblow
Flameblow

lul
more like 1 scout 2 pyros 1 heavy 1 spy

TechHater
TechHater

that's not as powerful as you think

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

dude sketchek :DDDDD

god i hate the tf2 community

why cant it just be a game and not hero worship

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

whomst

5mileys
5mileys

Paying homage to someone isn't the same as hero worship, lmao.

Some Youtuber who died.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

fill me in boys, what "homage" has happened for this guy

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

it is

he's some random youtuber, it's literal celeb worship

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

the speed boost on the nu-axtinguisher is named after him

Flameblow
Flameblow

its not like they're sucking his dick 24/7 for god's sake

SniperWish
SniperWish

youtube.com/watch?v=JubBKFNSiZc

Soft_member
Soft_member

I want a spy update so bad .

atleast some fixes to the dr.

and fixes to the glow players after spawning

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

if you don't think pyro is fucking op and broken, do yourself a favor and watch some sketchek :D

MPmaster
MPmaster

actual improvements to the game
pyro snuffed out once more
giant engi bubble means you can sit by a dispenser and spam it down a hallway and counter spam soldiers and demos
anime cosmetics
unironically saved game

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w8t4u
w8t4u

the glow is there so that it isn't super fucking obvious that you're a spy
walk out of spawn
see teammate without a glow
must be a spy

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I guess it's better they gave the pyro guy with cancer a thing instead of like jerma or ster or something

lesser of two evils

Supergrass
Supergrass

what did they mean by this

Improved Steam rich presence integration based on the player's current status

WebTool
WebTool

You can see whats maps people are on and shit.
Not just "in a match" or whatever.

StonedTime
StonedTime

means they datamine you harder like how discord does

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

this wasn't added
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1338528437
but this was
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=227398529
that is a very old and poorly done item, yet got in. how ??????

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

jerma
scout was named after him though

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

queue into competitive game
teammate goes sniper and begins spinning
Yeah great update guys, time to drop down to 20k players daily

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Scout was named after a character from FNAF you tard

idontknow
idontknow

Reminder of workshop favoritism.

Here are some examples.

Valve ignores new people if they aren't known by others

People share % contributions even if they haven't worked on an item so they can trade self mades

People implicitly talk to valve to exclude others from getting items accepted

Valve is a terrible place

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

you need to have premium and link your phone number to play comp, its not going to be like casual

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

wtf is africa doing? haha like they akready don't have enough food today haha

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

because it's more silly and befitting TF2's feel than edgelord of Pripyat over there

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Does jerma even touch this game anymore
star_, he's not even legally obligated to speak of it

cum2soon
cum2soon

Not him, but if the spy is behind something you can't see him not glowing, if he glows through fucking everything he can't hide unless cloaked or just dancing through the enemy team hoping really hard they don't notice him not shooting or disguised as someone alive.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Probably the item is just too new. Likely they had all the items picked before the update was done, and just shipped it once the update was done.
You got a source for any of that?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

epic bait my friends

StonedTime
StonedTime

he probably does for fun.

Emberfire
Emberfire

No, but it's very obvious when you look at self mades, go look at Cuntsmans profile for example, I've heard it from multiple people that he is a very huge proprietor of getting people to do it

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

actually the item is not getting in because a contributor on the item has a vac ban.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

steamcommunity.com/id/heartsman/

Inmate
Inmate

vipes getting an item in
N E V E R E V E R

RumChicken
RumChicken

yea but the thing is you shouldn't even be near the spawn as a spy for the glow to make that much of an impact

hairygrape
hairygrape

update
thread full of cosmetic drama and not discussion of changes and fixes

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Emberburn
Emberburn

at the start of the round you should be

whereismyname
whereismyname

The changes where already discussed. Scroll up the thread.

viagrandad
viagrandad

welcome to tf2g

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

everyone here is a metrosexual faggot, so of course they'd be jacking off about the new jojo hats

how fucking old/new are you

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

PYRO ISNT ACTUALLY NERFED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE

Booteefool
Booteefool

A: The only minimum requirement is DirectX 9. However, certain graphical settings will be enforced in order to ensure a level playing field. Players will only be able to modify graphics settings that are available in the Options and Advanced Options menus.

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Pyro is better now if you aren't retarded.

SniperWish
SniperWish

i know its a flamethrower

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

wew lad

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Did the TF team just accidentally pull the power chord for all of Steam

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Chile strong

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

soy

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

they didn't do much for the game besides add a """"competitive"""" mode

iluvmen
iluvmen

servers keep crashing
lose connection to item server non-stop
kicked from servers for authentication error
can they ever do anything right?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

So it seems, damn fucking shame.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

dumb post ^

Methshot
Methshot

steam down

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

It's back up

5mileys
5mileys

Good, every single item he has made so far is edgy as fuck. steamcommunity.com/id/lordvipes/myworkshopfiles/?appid=440

cum2soon
cum2soon

he thinks hitscan takes skill

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Techpill
Techpill

the update ruined Gabe's plans of killing TF2, so he had to cut the steam cable.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

god will you shut the fuck up about vipes, you have some serious autism dude

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

tf2 now has hidden mmr
there goes the last remaining vestige of the game

JunkTop
JunkTop

implying the person talking about vipes isnt't vipes himself

Soft_member
Soft_member

Its probably vipes himself.

Methshot
Methshot

the only Elite grade is the slippers

Thank god, all of the good looking ones are mostly mercenaries

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

who cares shut the fuck up and ignore it god you guys are worse than """he"""" is, it's probably someone falseflagging him

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

it's still 12v12 and community servers are still as regulated as Rockefeller Oil in the 19th century.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Omg, new hats. The game is saved, guys!

Booteefool
Booteefool

based retard

King_Martha
King_Martha

steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=36453085&token=o7mXLYry

buy my tf2 shit ok thanks
im vipes btw add me id/stary etc

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

"probably someone falseflagging him"
being this naive
shm

5mileys
5mileys

Pyro won
Jungle Inferno came, Pyro was """"fixed"""""
this update came
Pyro is nerfed

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idontknow
idontknow

it does less damage per second, players aren't instantly fucking melted. that is a huge nerf that he actually needed

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

you must be new to this gen

its pretty normal for people to falseflag eachother

DeathDog
DeathDog

and community servers are still as regulated as Rockefeller Oil in the 19th century.
(some) community servers still exist but as many others have pointed out, quickplay existing killed off a large majority of community servers and the ones left are mostly garbage, dead, or both.
i'd pay valve good money to completely scrap the "casual" aspect of mym and just bring back quickplay verbatim
i'd say just get rid of quickplay in general but I don't think the community for large/varied community servers is still around anymore

eGremlin
eGremlin

do you still work as a bag boy

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

i like the scout cosmetics

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

players aren't instantly fucking melted
They never were, flamethrower DPS has always been remarkably low.

Pyro is only viable damage-wise because of penetration and afterburn.

WebTool
WebTool

another bad scout clothign item

epic

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

It does 50% damage for half a second. That's a huge unjustified nerf and only serves to hurt good players while not actually fixing particles. It doesn't reward aim it's just an 80 DPS garden hose now. The TF team either made a mistake or LITERALLY has brain damage.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Ragdolls now do a backflip?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

none of u understand the gravity of this situation

ctf_well is back

do u even understand now, now that the truth is in your eyes.

ctf_well is back

RavySnake
RavySnake

Does it ramp up beyond its original damage though? It was fairly easy to kill heavies by dodging like you're on crack. This update might change that though.

eGremlin
eGremlin

tf2 now has hidden mmr
there goes the last remaining vestige of the game
?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

flamethrower DPS has always been remarkably low.
top fucking kek

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Fun fact: stock minigun deals more point-blank damage than a critical flamethrower.

Soft_member
Soft_member

nope. capped at 173 like before. straight nerf, makes average DPS even worse across all distances than pre-jungle inferno particles.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Fixed the Yeti Smash taunt not removing the Yeti prop if the taunt is ended before the animation is complete

based

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

t. 40 iq

farquit
farquit

still not able to change teams in casual
well it can't get any wor-
teletraps are kill
FUCK. how did valve get this low? holy shit.

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happy_sad
happy_sad

wait does this mean all the graphic settings I used to make TF2 look better won't work anymore?

Bidwell
Bidwell

is the eagle all class? we already have soldier eagle

StonedTime
StonedTime

yeah its literally an identical eagle on the other shoulder

SniperWish
SniperWish

Soldier can have TWO eagles
my patriotism is growing

JunkTop
JunkTop

Nope. Its just another soldier shoulder eagle. I doubt they even added the style with a helmet.

Lunatick
Lunatick

matchamking and casual works now

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

new pyro hat + jacket combo
nice
that engi backpack looks pretty cool too

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

thats on the slowest class in the game which has to rev before he can even shoot. pyro runs at 115% speed using powerjack which they all use and had comparable dps to the fucking HEAVY (really that is your comparison?) despite not actually having the rev and being able to damage more than one enemy at a time. this new pyro rewards combos and skill, he will still be effective but in the same way soldier is, better players will do better and new players wont

no its still a buff over prejungle. you can still spam your mouse around like a retard and damage more than one enemy for full damage and the flames are far more consistent and faster in general

Spamalot
Spamalot

dude america lullll maga looool

kill yourself

Evilember
Evilember

Do you have this as a spray? Feels like I saw that picture in the game

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

thats ..

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Tried to play with bots to test the pyro a bit, seems like the axe is kind of designed for ebin chain kill combos so meh, at least it's something. Also engi bots are fucked, they don't build anything and wander around until threatened, how did they even manage to do that?

Inmate
Inmate

Using KC memes on Veeky Forums
Go back to your own board... Oh wait you can't lmao

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

t. brit cuck

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

proof dumb bitch

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

fantasy patriotism is different from actual patriotism, user
more burd is always good

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5mileys
5mileys

implying I use kc

kc tier

made you look

FastChef
FastChef

your dps is now 65-173
it was 113-157 before
my dude all this does is make the class worse. it doesn't cull only shitters, it fucks over everyone

5mileys
5mileys

well the two items work well together because they're a set after all.

RavySnake
RavySnake

actually it is working, for some reason it lets u search if ur in a party

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Getting this mad at a reaction image

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MPmaster
MPmaster

Pyro nerfed
Autobalancing is back

Game saved

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

wrong

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

PYRO MAINS
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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Firespawn
Firespawn

Heavy gets two jojo items
wew

DeathDog
DeathDog

had comparable dps to the fucking HEAVY
157 / sec is comparable to 500-540 / sec

askme
askme

I did it

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

nice filename

die in your sleep for trying to bait

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

hmmm

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farquit
farquit

maybe use your shotgun or flare? the class is still better. you have crowd control ability for fucks sake

thats cool bro but you forgot to count the rev time and the fact that you actually have to aim as heavy. you guys are just complete shit at the game

Supergrass
Supergrass

Can someone post a pic of the Jojo hat people are mentioning left and right?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

and the fact that you actually have to aim as heavy
if you think heavy takes skill then pyro certainly does

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

There are two, actually.
Three if you want to count scout's pomp.

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StonedTime
StonedTime

got tempted because I saw your post, guess I'll owe you
It's just yeti smash though

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

So now that spy has a crow, how long till scout gets a woodpecker or something and pyro gets a phoenix.

RavySnake
RavySnake

new pyro will take skill and creativity instead of just running forward and winning every fight on pure dps alone. they buffed every combo weapon even jetpack, use them shitter. jungle inferno pyro objectively took less skill than heavy, both are still designed to be easy to use though

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

scout already has a pet. Remember Chucklenuts?

TreeEater
TreeEater

except for the fact that heavy can never be at point blank. Everyone runs away from him and spams him from a distance.
If you want to compare by max DPS, then
scout- 105HP every 0.625sec which is 168 DPS
soldier- 112HP every 0.8sec, which is 140
demo- 100HP every 0.6 sec, which is 167 DPS
Engineer- 128 DPS from the sentry, 90 HP every 0.625sec- 144 DPS
Every single one of those classes requires more skill to achieve that max damage and they put themselves in more danger- soldier gets splashed, scout is frail, demo has to predict and aim pills right
Skill should be tied to reward and this was never the case with pyro. You'd have to give him 10 DPS if that was the case

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

He doesn't have a bird pet though.

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JunkTop
JunkTop

who else /oldjosephengie/ here

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

soygineer main thinks either of these things save the game
lmao

Illusionz
Illusionz

no one cares about unusual taunts poorfag

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

they buffed every combo weapon even jetpack
They buffed axetinguisher, what the fuck are you talking about. They buffed jetpack too yea but the switch speed on that was always retarded.

I really don't see how you get "every combo weapon" outside of "Axetinguisher", unless you want to count jetpack as a combo weapon, and even then it's only 2.

viagrandad
viagrandad

scout double jump is now broken if you switch while jumping
hey at least they fixed the atomizer right guys?

Lunatick
Lunatick

you actually have to aim as heavy
That's probably true in some cases because I can easily dodge pub heavies at very close range, but the same is also true for Pyros.

Not sure about the numbers, but most people can't manage aiming changes at 90°/s2 unless they have fast reflexes.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

its really fair how morons with merc badges get drops

Nojokur
Nojokur

you have to aim as pyro

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hairygrape
hairygrape

Is nobody even trying the new comp mode? I've been in queue for 1 hour.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Yeah but how often are you gonna get caught point blank with a minigun
Pyro is all about getting in peoples faces

MPmaster
MPmaster

Updated the match-end map voting to only vote on maps for the current game mode (if you are playing Payload, you will only vote on Payload maps)

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

that was a lie then and i apologize, they weren't all buffed but now their playstyles will be viable again which is what i meant. jungle inferno primary was so strong shotgun was actually useless and flarepunching just put you in a bad position instead of rewarding skill because just holding flamethrower instead would still outdps it. now weapons like dragons fury might be considered good

askme
askme

it didn't change anything except placement matches, why would anyone join it?

Soft_member
Soft_member

im in q too

askme
askme

it says all the servers are down for me, how have you been queued?

Methshot
Methshot

why would anyone join it

Evilember
Evilember

Which region are you from?

SniperGod
SniperGod

still retarded as fuck. Just give us sourcemod voting or just a rotation of maps

Firespawn
Firespawn

upstate new york

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

richfaggot

idontknow
idontknow

you fuck

JunkTop
JunkTop

really, well I'm from utica and I haven't seen any live servers

TreeEater
TreeEater

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DeathDog
DeathDog

kys richfag

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I can't fucking believe you don't know this, and I'll be damned if I spoon feed some dumbfuck. Just get off this website you disgrace

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

tfw land owner in brooklyn

MPmaster
MPmaster

richfaggot mad that he got called out

King_Martha
King_Martha

lmao this mad poorfag

Inmate
Inmate

eat the rich
get the fuck out of my website

Spamalot
Spamalot

literally who

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

my tf2 inventory is probably more than some people's net worth in tf2g

SniperWish
SniperWish

Blue Moon Case? More like QuestionablyInsane's case. Over half the items are his.

Emberfire
Emberfire

anyone used the natascha? its like 2008 again

viagrandad
viagrandad

i smell something fishy going on

massdebater
massdebater

Heavy update when
Comic finale when
Reason to keep playing when

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Did he make all the items that are kind of boring and already pretty much exist.
I'm pretty sure that spy shirt is literally just a pre-existing one

TechHater
TechHater

never

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Alright lads, here goes.
Using a single particle from any flamethrower, then hitting them ASAP will do from 106 to 113, degreaser doesn't really change much here.
Axtinguishing someone before the last tick of afterburn wears off will do 86, always.
Hitting someone with any flare gun (even splash damage from scorch shot), then hitting them ASAP with the axtinguisher will do 141.
Using full afterburn time, then hitting them ASAP with the axtinguisher will do 163.
If you don't kill someone with it, you will just extinguish their flames.
Speed buff last for 3 seconds.
Not really a direct nerf to the axtinguisher, since you could do more damage (up to 163) if you use full afterburn time, but then again, if you are burning someome that much time, it really isn't worth wasting time while changing weapons to it.
Speed buff time is nice tho.

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MPmaster
MPmaster

2020
2022
never

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Flame damage per second now ramps up based on density of flame encountered, up to 200%
does this mean heavies just explode now when a pyro looks at them?

massdebater
massdebater

the switch time being like 3 seconds or some shit was the main reason it was useless

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Read the whole post you fucking nigger
How many retards so far have gone "WOW PYRO IS BUFFED" because your brazilian 5iq brazilian attention spam can't hold you on for more than one sentence.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Nah, you end up doing about 50-60HP less before dying compared to before. It kind of sucks.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

When the fuck did they update the game?
yet another update that invalidates my mods AGAIN

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Inmate
Inmate

wtf I'm smart now

Flameblow
Flameblow

"Whaaaa! Valve doesn't love tf2 anymore!"
"WTF Stop updating my dead game!"

Soft_member
Soft_member

i never said that first thing so eat shit you retarded nigger baby

girlDog
girlDog

Team Fortress 2 is officially RIP unless Valve removes this Overwatch bullshit immediately

TF2 has been the perfect game because of the random spread of players in any given game, newbies and veterans playing in the same environment is a good thing. The game isn't going to be fun anymore when you change that dynamic. When you get to a point where every game is full of veterans, you won't be allowed to play goofy troll loadouts anymore and the onus on each player to do well will increase. TF2 won't be fun anymore.

Keep that matchmaking bullcrap strictly in competitive mode. I want casual to remain the way it has been for the past ten years.

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TreeEater
TreeEater

it will still be classic 12v12.
it's not like there will be any added pressure to perform.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

The Axtinguisher
Attacks mini-crit and then extinguish burning targets
Base damage reduced by 33%
Holster speed 35% slower

pyro in general

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SniperWish
SniperWish

MUH HIDDEN MMR
you're wrong btw. people will change their habits, just like they did when they let you see your own kills and deaths in the menu. there's a reason they went and hid those stats again

farquit
farquit

pubstomper is afraid of playing against actual good people
LOL

JunkTop
JunkTop

Is anyone else losing connection from valve serves a lot?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

good people
in tf2

lmao lol

massdebater
massdebater

Yes. Give it a while, people are downloading and playing more than they normally would due to the update

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

every time valve makes a change to pyro whether it's a buff or nerf i can't help but think they're joking at first because of how stupid the changes are

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Team Fortress 2 is officially RIP unless Valve removes this Overwatch bullshit immediately
If they haven't removed mym by now they aren't going to do it now.
TF2 is dead outside of comm servers, i got over it a while ago.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

nice

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

wait 50 mins for comp game
someone leaves

faggggggggot

Booteefool
Booteefool

I didnt know classic 12v12 was a habit.
I mean, I prefer 16v16 myself, but that's only because the communities I found have those kind of servers and the people there are top-tier.

WebTool
WebTool

community servers
alive
holy lel

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

didn't fix the bison
RIP in pieces sweet prince

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

i know, i know

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

can you DED GAEM\ shitters just fuck off back to either owg or d2g?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

go back to /v/

takes2long
takes2long

go back to guzzling that soy, bitch. people acting like this update is a second coming of jesus when it did fuck all, pyro's still a shit. short circuit will be nerfed hard by thursday night, and all the cosmetics are boring or meme tier like jojo shit

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I think Engineer desperately needs some new buildings to breathe new life into this game

Artillery cannon sentry: Shoots volleys of *high* explosives at enemies like in the meet the Medic video
Pros: Highly destructive, huge splash damage, high knockback, rockets heat seek targets, can't be airblasted because its big and heavy
Cons: Travels slowly, can be shot with bullets to explode in mid-air - only good for long range support, up front it won't be able to hit you

Tiers: Each tier increases rockets shot by 1. Tier 1 = 1 rocket. Tier 2 = 2 rockets, etc.

Munitionser: Provides ammo, and increases rate of resupply for rechargables, jarate, mad milk, gas can, etc. Effect stacks with several of them.
Pros: New effect, similar to overheals, this can "Overammo". Maximum ammo is increased but decays like overheal. Does not apply to rechargables.
Cons: Does not heal

Tiers: Each tier increases rate of resupply by 33%, and decreases recharge time on rechargables

Mini teleporter: A teleporter that can be "Thrown" by the Engineer to any place teleporters can be built, range is maxed to around 15 feet.
Pros: Allows the Engineer to throw a teleporter exit to hard to reach areas without jumping on top of shit to build it normally. Costs 60 metal.
Cons: Due to its small size, it recharges slower.

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Soft_member
Soft_member

spy got a bird

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

This is completely different. The matchmaking that MYM introduced is a streamlined QuickPlay. Yes, it has been forced down my throat and, yes, I complained about MYM's matchmaking too when it came out, but as much as I hate MYM's matchmaking with how it has greatly increased the amount of time it takes to get into a game (whereas I used to join games instantaneously from the server browser), at least it didn't change the core game. This skill-based matchmaking is turning TF2 on its head. I don't like this change. This is what is going to kill TF2 if Valve doesn't revert this shit immediately.

King_Martha
King_Martha

The Healer Hunter's Hatchet is still the best Pyro melee weapon.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

wasn't that Jungle inferno that was the second coming of Jesus?
And this update did just a little more than fuck all, it still probably won't help, but having placement and glicko in matchmaking is a step in the right direction

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

This is so fucking sexy. I hope it works well and the glicko matchmaking system is not too aggressive in casual so we don't have empty servers. If those works well then TF2 might finally be good again.

RavySnake
RavySnake

glicko is going to amplify the leaver effect already happening in valve servers. looks like you're going to lose? nope time to fuck off before my hidden ranking tanks.

girlDog
girlDog

why is Skymin "i hate moba's" Slash so based?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Quick test while the servers are shitting themselves
Short circuit projectile is way good, especially since it clears everything in a line and denies explosives for a full second. Expensive, but balanced
The atomizer change was implemented the same way they made it impossible to sap shit during halloween truces: they simply removed your ability to access it (your double jump) when it's in effect (switching weapons)
Yes, this is even without it equipped, and swapping between primary and secondary
sugoi valve

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Techpill
Techpill

and on top of it, the forced switching when dying will also make people leave. Wow, it pulled the 1 best player over to shit team. Time to find a new match.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

no

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

*topfrags in a pub*
heh, thanks for the hidden glicko, kid

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TechHater
TechHater

I didn't think about that, but you're absolutely right. Instead of people just having fun in casual mode, they've inadvertently created a metagame where people have to take glicko MMR in consideration all the time and if people abuse this enough, Valve is going to have to take action on it. Watch as you begin getting punished for dodging right at the end of a casual match with increased queue times. The kind of shit people got upset about when MYM Casual Mode first got introduced.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Base damage reduced by 33%
it was increased

Soft_member
Soft_member

at least it didn't change the core game.
it changed the core game a shit ton on release, and was only made less shit over the subsequent half year

tf2 is dead, valve only cares about vr now

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

me
The kind of shit people got upset about when MYM Casual Mode first got introduced.

here's my proof of that btw.

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whereismyname
whereismyname

Having a skill rating in a casual mode is fucking awful and is going to fuck up TF2 pretty badly.

SniperGod
SniperGod

one can only dream

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

competitive gets an overhaul update
they still use this fucking SHITE first to 2 rounds with no match timer ruleset

idontknow
idontknow

play three pub matches
get DC'ed from all of them mid game

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happy_sad
happy_sad

Oil cauldron weapon for Pyro when?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

How do I reenable my sound mods?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

this. new players will be hardly able to improve while playing against shitters like themselves. it will be like a kindergarten.

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

implying their MMR won't increase from killing friendly hoovies

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

t. smurf

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

My damage numbers colour was reset. The hud file's still the same. Anyone got a fix?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I'm a pyro main. The changes are good, I felt like killing myself every time I played pyro after the update. They killed comboing and made flamethrower brainless. Before the update I was able to win every pyro 1v1 with superior aiming and flame prediction, but after the update every gibus was taking me down to <10 HP by doing nothing. All I had to do to topscore every game was to W+M1 into the enemies and I got dozens of kills it felt like shit because I knew none of it was earned.
Now I might actually be able to play pyro and not feel like scum of the earth.

JunkTop
JunkTop

can't wait for short circuit to be nerfed into uselessness again

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I'm a pyro main.

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likme
likme

I'm a pyro main
fag, lol

Flameblow
Flameblow

because it's op as fuck. block all projectiles in a huge fucking area

JunkTop
JunkTop

when valve won't stop pretending that casual is serious business.

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Lunatick
Lunatick

when is tf2 adding a battle royale mode

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I came back to my old pc that has these specs : AMD Athlon 64 X2 3800, 3GB of RAM, and an ATI RADEON HD 5450. The thing is that I remember comfortably playing TF2 on this machine back in 2012 with a chris' highframes config. But now even with masterconfig's maxperformance I get 30fps at most while also the game needing to look like shit.(with chri's it was perfect). Is there something wrong with my pc or is the game that unoptimized now ?

SniperGod
SniperGod

t. assblasted soydier

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

game is unoptimized

valve is lazy

its a shame

Bidwell
Bidwell

What should I wish for valve to add to the game when I die?

StonedTime
StonedTime

I only have 100 hours on soldier. I can just tell it's imbalanced by playing with it

FastChef
FastChef

I'm a pyro main.
superior aiming and flame prediction

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

to delete and remove all self mades

SniperGod
SniperGod

Not him but how do you think one Pyro wins in a 1v1?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Oh, didn't realize TF2 got an update.

Axetinguisher mini-crits and extinguishes enemies

Valve just tossed this weapon into the "Never ever gonna be used" bin. Is Pyro the most consistently fucked with class? How do people get used to playing Pyro if at least one, or several, of his weapons are changed every other update?

Are the new cosmetics any good? I-i like dress up

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TreeEater
TreeEater

By not being an idiot and use a shotgun on the pyro.

Soft_member
Soft_member

s

hairygrape
hairygrape

Did you not pay attention to the subliminal advertising in yesterday's tweet?

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

games broken. wasl almost able to join a ctf_sawmill tho

whereismyname
whereismyname

nevermind, you can actually do that in advanced options now.

Bidwell
Bidwell

added ctf_well
added ctf_sawmill
added cp_5gorge
mfw

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RumChicken
RumChicken

I don't play TF2 much these days, so I dont keep up with all the tweets and blog posts. I enjoyed Pyros new jetpack from last years update, but it couldn't hold my interest for very long.

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

wtf they didnt give demoman a glock in the update

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

TF2 has always been poorly optimized. I vividly recall having framerates between 25-45fps while in the middle of the action on my old C2D E8400, 6GB DDR2, Radeon 4850 machine.

There's a common mistake that people make when they talk about their computer's performance in this game. They'll toggle on netgraph or showfps and then they'll join a game. While standing in the spawn room with nothing going on, they'll see 120+fps and think "HEY, I GET 120FPS IN TF2!" Then they turn off the fps counter or ignore it completely and go about their business. They don't realize that even on the buffiest of machines that their framerate is going to fucking PLUMMET the second they get out there and both sides are shooting at each other with fire and explosions everywhere. Being in the middle of a 12v12 RAPES your performance.

King_Martha
King_Martha

do you honestly think this is funny

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Valve just tossed this weapon into the "Never ever gonna be used" bin.
It's been that way for years

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

yes

Inmate
Inmate

Holy fucking shit, guys. I'm hyped as fuck. I've been playing since August 2014, so every update I've seen has been shit. This is the first update I've read where literally EVERYTHING I was nodding my head to. They fixed the fucking game. I'm gonna NUTTTT

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Snarelure
Snarelure

yes

JunkTop
JunkTop

Not sure if the rating system has kicked in yet for casual but I had 3 really good games in a row, other people also mentioned this.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

SCREAM IT FROM THE MOUNTAINTOPS BABY

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

not anymore, now the guy who presses down M1 earlier wins

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I haven't used it in a while anyway, so it makes it strange that they even nerf it harder

There's no point to that weapon anyway with that new flamethrower from last year being able to 3 shot a heavy anyway

I use the Maul / homewrecker solely for sapper fixing or one hitting mini sentries if possible. Only Pyro melee weapon I find to have practical use.

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Lunatick
Lunatick

post ending in 5 decides how many keys and cases i buy

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

There's no point to that weapon anyway with that new flamethrower from last year being able to 3 shot a heavy anyway
don't forget they nerfed that
and flamethrowers in general
valve just really fucking hates the pyro don't they

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

0

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

200 unlocked engineer cases.

takes2long
takes2long

based 0 poster

iluvmen
iluvmen

based

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

based

SniperGod
SniperGod

a number equal to your age in years

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I've been playing since August 2014
oh god, this must be the majority of nu-tf2g

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Flameblow
Flameblow

Homewrecker or Powerjack are the only acceptable Pyro melee weapons.
Neon Annihilator is only good on 2fort

DeathDog
DeathDog

sketchek

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FastChef
FastChef

you dumb nigs need to disable steam cloud and then CLEANLY reinstall TF2. steam cloud has huge issues with TF2 and redownloads scraps of your old custom mods/huds that cause fucktons of errors and reduce performance
"tf2 is poorly optimized" meme stems from this, but nobody ever takes me seriously when I explain why their game runs like shit. I guess it's a lot more comfortable to blame everything on their scapegoat and wallow in misery.

Inmate
Inmate

playing since August 2014
man, you sure missed out on some top-tier updates.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

does anyone ever use the memewrecker for anything but removing sappers

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

whats wrong with making an item based on a japanese school outfit

Nojokur
Nojokur

Oh, they nerfed that? Tbh I don't really give a shit, that was annoying to fight against even as a Pyro.

What about the Hot hand? I trolled the bajeezus out of snipers on 2fort with the jetpack and hot hand. Then again I wasn't _seriously_ playing but it was a lot easier to kill with than you'd think.

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Supergrass
Supergrass

being this contrarian just for the sake of it

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cum2soon
cum2soon

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

fuck you theres too much money to be made

askme
askme

SAW MILL!

Skullbone
Skullbone

what the hell

viagrandad
viagrandad

team dies on last push
i flank and get 3 kills and cap

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Snarelure
Snarelure

569 here
holy shit this was pure coincidence

idontknow
idontknow

it was a glitch with thumbnails, not really a coincidence at all

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

you shouldn't be there.

Inmate
Inmate

kek

Evilember
Evilember

how new are you

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I miss jerma and star

Nojokur
Nojokur

Axsting works now and the rake has always been the best for pubs

Soft_member
Soft_member

Hot hand is a terrible weapon. Powerjack is superior to it in every way.

eGremlin
eGremlin

get mad delfy

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viagrandad
viagrandad

how am i being contrarian

WebTool
WebTool

why is TF2 unplayable without a fps config?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

because no one holds valve accountable

Lunatick
Lunatick

how did they kill tele traps?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Because you have a bad computer. Just buy a $1500 computer.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Tf2 is an old game. Tf2 is 48 years old now.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

queues are still slow as hell
th-thanks valve!

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

baiting this hard

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

just a short reference
LMAO LOOK AT VALVE SUCKING THIS JEWTUBERtm'S DICK!!!!!!!

whereismyname
whereismyname

dragons fury still microstutters your game when fired

Booteefool
Booteefool

you're right, he is baiting. Alienware computers aren't that cheap.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

LMAO LOOK AT VALVE SUCKING THIS JEWTUBERtm'S DICK!!!!!!!
that's literally what it is though

they gave some kid with cancer a hat a few years back and he tried to sell it

whereismyname
whereismyname

/pol/

MPmaster
MPmaster

i remember playing TF2 at 300fps on an iMac running OS X Puma

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

aw, did baby misplace his bottle of soy?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

soy sauce is quite nice though desu

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

More paintable hair cosmetics

BOY OH BOY
CANT WAIT TO SEE LIME GREEN HAIR DEMOS, ENGIES, SCOUTS, AND SNIPERS

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

hey.. that hair makes him look even more like jerma

Emberburn
Emberburn

Alright dude let's have community servers
Then let's kill them with quickplay
Then let's kill quickplay and make it dog shit
Then let's make it even MORE dog shit
No community servers to take their place
Is valve just seeing how bad they can make the game before people quit?

Evilember
Evilember

They'll add anything if it sells paint.

Supergrass
Supergrass

did any hackers get banned this update? don't really want to find out myself because i don't want to see cartoon horses

w8t4u
w8t4u

Valve removed the medals from the jojo hat
Fucking kek.

WebTool
WebTool

quick play eventually added a community server option though. just the niggers running those shit adds got blocked from it

no not yet

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

a-am i going to have to watch people fucking cream themselves over the jojo hat for the next 3 months

Methshot
Methshot

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

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DeathDog
DeathDog

...Doesnt soldier already have a shoulder mounted eagle?

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

the name is more of a giveaway

FastChef
FastChef

found infinite double jump glitch with the tpose glitch

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

That's cute
I like that

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

forgot to filter you on this new computer lol

Playboyize
Playboyize

I personally emailed Eric a few minutes after I saw it, based Eric.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Starboard Platinum now no longer has the badge on it because we don't want to get sued by a japanese animation company or a man who has so much money and admiration they couldn't care less about what we do

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

did they really add THE SAME BLOODY THING

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Looks like shit now

But yeah I agree its disgusting how Valve blatantly copies IPs without any regard of the consequences. How have they not been sued to hell yet.

idontknow
idontknow

fixed engineer not being able to place buildings after rotating.

Thank god I thought I was just crazy.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Why are people complaining about the Natascha now? I don't see any changes in the patch notes.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

The new model is slightly better, but yes.

askme
askme

shut the fuck up faggot

Bidwell
Bidwell

You see, its DIFFERENT
THIS ONE EMOTES

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

It got buffed. It slows you even more. As if it wasn't fucking AIDS before.

viagrandad
viagrandad

no

takes2long
takes2long

This is a most excellent addition to the game.

Flameblow
Flameblow

you dont know shit, the yakuza will gladly try to kick valve in the pants

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

So it's actually useful now?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

but wouldn't they do that for the champ stamp instead where it directly references the yakuza

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

it isnt AIDS

it is SUPER AIDS

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

How dare they make it so the pyro has to aim with his primary like all other classes, I just want to set my mouse sensitivity to infinite and shake my mouse a little + M1 to kill everything close to me

Methshot
Methshot

how blown the fuck out are you right now

it took a few hours

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
I JUST SHELLED OUT $5.50 FOR THE JOJO HAT AND THEY FUCKING RUIN IT

THIS IS TEXTBOOK BAIT AND SWITCH
IM EMAILING ROBIN FOR A REFUND RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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Methnerd
Methnerd

this was over 4 years ago
fuck me

Inmate
Inmate

Pretend this post is another referencing the jojo hat. Imagine it's clever.

hairygrape
hairygrape

downloading TF2 right now so i can lay a fat SHIT on kids with this pyro buff

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

hat goes from A-tier to F-tier once people shell out the crate money

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

pyro buff

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

the next person that says something about the jojo hat will have their throat filled by my thick juicy member

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

pyro buff
excuse me?

farquit
farquit

T. 5 iq

Skullbone
Skullbone

FLAW hud still hasn't been updated

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SniperWish
SniperWish

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King_Martha
King_Martha

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Wasn't there something about fire doing 200% more damage now?

Techpill
Techpill

more damage if you spam down on one person
time to win some easy games

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TechHater
TechHater

Haha, this is a very clever post referencing the jojo hat, user!

whereismyname
whereismyname

reference THIS
*unzips pants*

Snarelure
Snarelure

pyro buff
What part of the world are you in that still has jungle inferno going on

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

WHATS a good HUD you been using (pre-update) lads

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Flame damage per second now ramps up based on density of flame encountered, up to 200%

Yeah that's a buff

massdebater
massdebater

Jojo is for pedophiles

Techpill
Techpill

more damage if you spam down on one person
Did you miss the part where it was an objective nerf

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

flaw

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

no star triggers the jojofags
I'm happy.

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Booteefool
Booteefool

Buff manly men agressively showing dominance by posing at eachother
Implying pedophiliac tendencies

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

t. 2 iq

Lunatick
Lunatick

I see 200%; I think buff

viagrandad
viagrandad

ok pedo

StonedTime
StonedTime

Weebshit hat changed
mfw

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Supergrass
Supergrass

hey guys how i play this, ik heard you have jojo references

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

so are they changing jotaro's jacket too?

Illusionz
Illusionz

no it looks like shit and doesn't look like his jacket

t. emailer

Spamalot
Spamalot

im sorry what

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Techpill
Techpill

I have no sense of nuance and I'm proud of it
the absolute STATE of this general

eGremlin
eGremlin

jo

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

post yfw triggerd jotards

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Nojokur
Nojokur

that's bait

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

How come they remove the pin from the JoJo hat? They didn't remove nothing from the mario hat or even M.bison hat,

I know that hat was going to be the new meme in tf2 but why change one but not the others?

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Having an E on a red hat doesn't make it mario you retard

StonedTime
StonedTime

I'm not gonna lie, that seems very shitty of Valve to do, but they have a history of selling things and then "Fixing" (breaking / nerfing) them SHORTLY thereafter.

I'm still angry over what they did to the Flare detonator. Even though the Jetpack added the flying feature back in, they removed it without so much as an explanation. I was fucking pissed.

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

spending real money on a virtual, cosmetic item

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

valve trolls fake anime fans

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happy_sad
happy_sad

What will be the Dragon Quest XI promotional hat?

Techpill
Techpill

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SniperWish
SniperWish

pyro nerf only applies to retards
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

we cant have some weeby japanese hat that refers to a franchise while this thing exist

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girlDog
girlDog

actual real anime fans
just as cringy

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Referencing a thing is fine in and of itself. The Jojo hat was a 1:1 recreation of the one Jotaro wears, though.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

that image
not this image

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RavySnake
RavySnake

But a medal with a fist makes a different hat jojo?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

thats it im uninstalling tf2 because of the jojo meme hat change

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

tfw it's still halloween restricted
the fist of doom isn't ingame as a weapon
sad

wasn't ripped at the back, but other than that, was pretty much just his hat.

Playboyize
Playboyize

no option to queue for competitive while in a casual game or community server, then just queue out when it's ready while you play

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

not THIS image

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Snarelure
Snarelure

he thinks looking at his enemies is hard
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Emberburn
Emberburn

that is an extremely specific logo

FastChef
FastChef

Are the other blatant rip off items community contributed?

Methnerd
Methnerd

A fist can be specific?

Skullbone
Skullbone

i made the pocket yeti ama

RavySnake
RavySnake

i know the tsar platinum jacket was

WebTool
WebTool

frozone's visor + hat for demoman
and engineer's mario hat

whereismyname
whereismyname

the heavy has a fist for a fucking logo

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I've got a question.
Fuck you.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Facepunch is having shitstorm now because of that jojo hat change
tf2g is doing the same thing

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

that's not a question but a/s/l?

Methshot
Methshot

It looked nothing like the heavy's logo at all, but a blatant rip of the hand from Jotaro's hat.

RumChicken
RumChicken

yeah, these soy sucking trannies are the same numale crowd as facepunch

takes2long
takes2long

Fixed security issue reported by 'Kristian N. (!AvastAntiPony 9445)'
there is now an antivirus for ponyfags
BEST UPDATE YET

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

It's possible valve will restore the jojo hat in a future update.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

are the servers unfucked yet

cum2soon
cum2soon

post screencaps

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

mmr in tf2
man they are really trying to kill this game aren't they

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Non of the trans contributors had anything to do with it.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

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idontknow
idontknow

what about reddit?

Playboyize
Playboyize

You're fucking retarded. Axtinguisher had like a 0.001% equip rate it was that fucking bad, the changes today are a buff to it. They removed the switch-to speed reduction which was the main reason nobody ever used it.

DeathDog
DeathDog

no

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Booteefool
Booteefool

Everything uses mmr now

Spamalot
Spamalot

yea i've noticed how """frantically""" they're trying to copy overwatch, it's been a pretty disgusting 2 years
overwatch doesn't even have the decency to be a good game it's fucking dog shit

Playboyize
Playboyize

Its possible that they might simply change the logo on the badge

WebTool
WebTool

Added ctf_well
Added ctf_well
Added ctf_well

We're back, baby

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Holy fucking shit is that Junkbot

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

arena is still dead

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viagrandad
viagrandad

TEN (10) MINUTE SETUP TIME
HELP

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Yeah it's kind of embarassing how tf2 had to change so much to resemble overwatch's style
Yeah something like the E on the mario hat where it's something tf2 should be fine legally

TreeEater
TreeEater

What weapon skins are good? Havent touched the game in months.

I got this one free and applied it to my brass beast. I think it looks okay.

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

most of them look bad
that looks really bad

Skullbone
Skullbone

arena is a dogshit game mode, good
it and hydro get to rot in the "bad ideas" bin

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

there are no valve arena servers

Flameblow
Flameblow

I just hate the Brass Beast's default piss color

I kinda liked how this came out

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

strange vita-saw never because anything sellable from that wep is lawsuit-worthy from 2k
people are surprised they backpedaled on the Jotaro hat

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

literally putting "jojo" into my filter right fucking now

eGremlin
eGremlin

all of them
all of them except for ducks

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

see this post
go to fp tf2 thread
See this
they're in this thread I think

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StonedTime
StonedTime

One of the very few and it can still get ruined by an unlucky paintjob

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I think this one is the best

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askme
askme

holy shit that's so good how have I not seen this before I fucking love hellboy

DeathDog
DeathDog

the crocodile one is also nice

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

whoops meant to say all of them are bad but ducks
so get ducks my dude

happy_sad
happy_sad

Psyke if you're reading this, your'e a fucking scumbag

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

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5mileys
5mileys

engineer gets a giant gay lightning orb with a massive AOE
why are they trying so hard to be Overwatch

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

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5mileys
5mileys

TF2 dev team probably spends more time playing Overwatch than TF2 because Overwatch is so much easier and they're clearly garbage at TF2.

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JunkTop
JunkTop

as garbage and shit as overwatch is, it technically has only improved in the past 2 years, albeit it still being garbage
valve seemes intent on making it worse in these past 2 years

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

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likme
likme

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

SAW MILL!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

those hours
this is the trannybrony isn't it

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

look at the fucking thread dude its golden
forum.facepunch.com/f/valve/sqsb/TF2-General-Chat-and-Speculation-Station-V6-Year-of-the-Guard-Dog-SURVEY-IN-OP/132/
scroll down to the post by fiveeyes and then start reading

Skullbone
Skullbone

Yes.
steamcommunity.com/id/tehjill/stats/TF2

Emberfire
Emberfire

he lives

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

i swear to god

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

disable steam cloud
no

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

people in steam community trying to deny that the hat's trash now

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Evilember
Evilember

is the natascha actually buffed lads

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Yes it is

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Casual mode has hidden mmr like Overwatch now
TF2 is officially dead. Hidden mmr is one of the worst things in modern day matchmaking.

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RavySnake
RavySnake

>>>/greggs/

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

dun dun DUNNNNNNNNNNN

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Matchmaking is one of the worst things in modern day
ftfy

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Inmate
Inmate

what's wrong with hidden mmr

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

People care about anime hat when the superior hat has been here all along

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

even if literally nothing else about the heavy got touched between the banana and this it's been a good year for heavies

SniperWish
SniperWish

videogames are the worst thing
better

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Fixed a case where Engineer buildings could be placed such that players would become stuck when exiting a teleporter (a.k.a. "teleporter trap")

Why do they hate fun?

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Reminder to add underage raffle winners and harass them.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Heavies around the world rejoice

Inmate
Inmate

Fuck off ikes.

likme
likme

ikes fuck off with your chinese team captain

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

fuck off i

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

fuck off ikes

5mileys
5mileys

yipes is gay

Snarelure
Snarelure

you're not that wrong, comm servers have always been better

Firespawn
Firespawn

i dont think it's pedophilic to find younger-appearing people attractive if you don't actually feel attraction towards children. there's some 20-something japanese model who looks like a young girl and I've thought about this issue a lot because of that.

The crux of the issue is that the wiring of human attraction isnt perfect.

most humans have attraction towards younger features which is why being into older looking women tends to be a fetish rather than general culture. but obviously this isnt perfect because a lot of the features we're wired to be attracted to can also be apparent in even younger-looking girls.

I'm not saying it's acceptable to wanna fuck kids, I'm saying that it's acceptable to be attracted to grown women who look younger than adulthood. saying it's pedophilic to find younger-looking women attractive is effectively the same as telling those women it's unacceptable for them to find a partner their age

it's about being aware of who you're attracted to, and understanding that a young-looking woman is not the same as a young girl.

If you want to hook up with a grown adult woman who looks like she's in her early teens, that's your choice! And if I told you it was unacceptable to be attracted to her because it's "pedophilic" or something, I would at the same time be denying the woman the opportunity to find a partner.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Holy shit, this is some top tier drama tonight.

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

because Pablo doesn't know how to open the console and suicide

askme
askme

stop finding exploits!!!

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I about flipped my shit when I saw the update and expected a nerf to my precious nanner
Instead my favorite minigun is just a notch below 'party like its 2008' levels again
life is good

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Reminder to add underage raffle winners and harass them.

Bidwell
Bidwell

What are you, a fucking pedophile? Fuck off with that dumb fuck idea

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

The infinite double jumps are real

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Lunatick
Lunatick

First time in a while the thread actually had something to talk about and doesn't sit on Page 9 for an entire day

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Techpill
Techpill

Shush, bagboy.

Reminder to add underage raffle winners and harass them. Send them gore and things such as that.

SniperGod
SniperGod

302
Too bad new updates only keep the threads alive for 2 days

happy_sad
happy_sad

enjoy it while it lasts

FastChef
FastChef

viva are you really still a bag boy

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Never been a bag boy

Are you still a super autistic kid who doesn't wanna step outside of his place to meet other Brooklynites and takes games off the sidewalk to sell to Game Stop for chump change?

farquit
farquit

no they promoted him to the freezer aisle stockboy

Inmate
Inmate

what does a cashier do

Firespawn
Firespawn

i own a home in brooklyn worth well over a million dollars, i'm getting married and moving to switzerland next month

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

does he stock up all my soylent

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

oh is this your new trip on here grant
yea viva he got a shit ton of inheritance and has been living in switzerland for a while, he's going to be a house husband

eGremlin
eGremlin

Clicking once with the flamethrower now shoots two particles

Illusionz
Illusionz

Buffed

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

yes i can i speak to your manager please

5mileys
5mileys

Reminder to harass underaged raffle winners.

cum2soon
cum2soon

WTF the axtinguisher is good now

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Pic related was first thought when I saw the pomp, not Jojo Even though I like JoJo, not every pompadour is Josuke's.

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Firespawn
Firespawn

Yes it is. Everything can only reference one thing. And often times it something I don't like, so its bad and shouldn't exist.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Millionaires don't complain about their mom bothering their NEET selves

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happy_sad
happy_sad

I'm loving that fallout themed cooler cosmetic

askme
askme

I'm not excited to see it's return to stardom

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

lmao
this kid is pissed

StonedTime
StonedTime

oh, it's a aimbot with a vac pocket

farquit
farquit

that's the only star you'll see this update, since they took the jotard's star.

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

this is what clever looks like

girlDog
girlDog

is viva actually a bag boy i'm very infrequently in tf2g and was never up on the tripfag memes outside of yakui being a fag

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Viva is a cashier. Bag boy is used almost as a slur, and he takes quite a bit of offense from it.

Flameblow
Flameblow

he's a 40 year old man

FastChef
FastChef

that's kind of Sad!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

418
Nah, I work in the frozen department. Cashiers do the bagging themselves, so bag boys aren't a real job in my part of the world

549
I'm almost 25

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

tf2r.com/k25jsxv.html

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

gonna steal that loadout now

TechHater
TechHater

virus do not click

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

im hacking your hats now, faggot

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

working in the hot pockets department of a grocery store might not help your image bag boy

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

at two ammo per click

TreeEater
TreeEater

Reminder to add underage raffle winners and harass them. Send them gore and things such as that.

BAGBOY

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

the raffle works now but i accidentally set it to 10 hours
whoops xd

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

inb4 VAC b&

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

who r u

idontknow
idontknow

Nerfed, now you can't do a single particle

hairygrape
hairygrape

dunno m9

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought of this

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I ain't done yet, someone suggested this in the chat. Not my work, but damn. I thought the airborne attire and brooklyns would've worked better but people said try the Bigg Mann and the Teufort Tooth Kickers and they actually look more like Dandy. Never noticed his shoes kinda look like Gunboats.

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StonedTime
StonedTime

Oh it uses more ammo? Nerfed

eGremlin
eGremlin

at 25 he's a bag boy no more, he's a bag man people. a bag man.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

pyros arent that painful to fight against anymore
i think this game might last a few years or so

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Nah, bag boys aren't a real position here in Brooklyn. Cashiers do the bagging themselves

Lunatick
Lunatick

You can if you switch weapons

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

casual has hidden mmr
i thought that was competitive

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

WHY DO I KEEP GETTING MATCHED INTO TEAMS OF COMPLETE RETARDS
I DON'T LIKE THIS NEW MATCHMAKING

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

comp has public mmr

Soft_member
Soft_member

Liking normie anime like Space Dandy is just as bad as Jojo.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Reminder to add underage raffle winners and harass them. Send them gore and things such as that.

cum2soon
cum2soon

how would you know they're underage and why are you stalking them

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

832
What's new about the matchmaking?

990
He's a pedophile. Prolly videogames

Methnerd
Methnerd

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

What's the non-normie anime then?

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Because they posted in a comp group with their age, And they deserve to get fucked for making vibri stop raffling

King_Martha
King_Martha

you can queue for comp/mvm while in casual games. also casual has mmr on it now

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

There isn't one.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Shit that isn't hyped up by underage Toonami fans because "muh dubs!!1" or "muh epic MANIME!"

Illusionz
Illusionz

Great, can't wait for even more people to start abandoning casual because they were only there waiting for some other type of game to start.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Mmr?

Emberburn
Emberburn

VERY FUCKING NICE
tsar platinum

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happy_sad
happy_sad

they buffed the natascha which was at one point good
brass beast has been unusable dogshit since release and they didn't touch it
at THE VERY LEAST make the brass beast ignore the 1 second spin up rule, maybe then it wouldnt be so infuriating to use
have to wait 3 fucking seconds before you do any damage
holy fck

askme
askme

Oh no this will happen

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

matchmaking ranking.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

so any SoL about a magical girl? or do you have a specific example?

Bidwell
Bidwell

valve comp
see this

Skullbone
Skullbone

helo
were where you when tf2 was save?
i was bed looking @ memes

"tf2 is safed"

"YUS""

and wau?

apulogiy for rich english

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

You don't actually know shit about anime, do you? I bet you get all your anime recommendations from Toonami general, lmao.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

who should I add, and why do we care about vibri not raffling anymore is he your bf or something

w8t4u
w8t4u

I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

369
Ah

Doesn't sound like it'd save the dead state of this game

RumChicken
RumChicken

patriotic screeching intensifies

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

be brazilian monkey
enter a match
no lmayoboxers
when they finally appear everybody leaves him alone
i like this

DeathDog
DeathDog

use it with shotgun, that is how brass beast shines. use shotgun to make room for positioning, use brass beast to hold that position, its a very strong combination that actually does NOT work with sandvich

TreeEater
TreeEater

Underage is added by black tranny, search around (((her))) friends list, as I don't actually have their steam.

Evilember
Evilember

pretty much, yeah Prove you know stuff with evidence you possibly posing weaboo

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

NEED A DISPENSA HERE
NEED A DISPENSA HERE
NEED A DISPENSA HERE
THEY GOT A SENTRY UP THERE

takes2long
takes2long

do those clip? I thought they would be on opposite shoulders
please let my double eagle dream be real

Spamalot
Spamalot

dragon ball and boruto's dad shippuden
girl panties and headband in tf2 when?

5mileys
5mileys

they actually don't clip, let your freedom dream be a reality. They don't conflict, and the new one is paintable. Good luck fellow patriot

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

BEHOLD THE RED BARON

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

What's with these flying scouts that I've been seeing lately

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King_Martha
King_Martha

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Soft_member
Soft_member

Frag Proof Fragger is assassin grade
Robin Walkers is elite grade
REEEEEEEEEEE VALVE STOP LIKING THE THINGS I LIKE!
well at least the Hot Case is mercenary grade

5mileys
5mileys

queue into casual after the update
suddenly full of snipers who dont miss

SniperWish
SniperWish

now

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Harass the fuck out of this faggot: steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198312007743

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

no

girlDog
girlDog

Sick Medic Lives! I wish I still had my Nuts N' Bolts Doctor's Sack. Its name was the Nut Sack. Creative, I know.

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Techpill
Techpill

queue into casual
play one round
decide i want to play another map so leave
queue into casual
puts me back into the same game
and again
and again
i actually liked the last system more but its a minor complaint i guess

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

not your army faggit

askme
askme

Veeky Forums isn't your own personal army, fuck off

eGremlin
eGremlin

Also is the collection called blue moon because this update was actually good and came out of nowhere

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Nojokur
Nojokur

what? they fixed this in some patch some time ago

hairygrape
hairygrape

huh

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viagrandad
viagrandad

The JoJo hat got cucked. Hope you miserable fucks are happy.

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I'm not

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TreeEater
TreeEater

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

It's still going for like 12 bucks on the market

FastChef
FastChef

get fucked ironic weebs

askme
askme

why even add it
now it just looks like a plain ol hat

Bidwell
Bidwell

some stupid anime hat is now a decent-looking normal hat
Thank you based Valve

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

it's a good manga, i like it unironically desu. I guess it's the denial, i must definitely be a jojofag. I still like the hat without the pins.

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Eh, whatever floats your boat. Still fine personally, just don't like how it's another non-descript hat. They have the JoJo references in already, why half-ass it?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

ironic weebs don't even bother reading manga so you're alright

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

added ctf_well,ctf_sawmill, ctf_2fort_invasion, and ctf_foundry to casual mode
i am literally shaking guys

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King_Martha
King_Martha

the ironic meme is still going?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Plus the jacket can be used as an actual sailor outfit with the Salty Dog (Smokey) and some beard. It's a win win. Looks pretty good

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whereismyname
whereismyname

did it ever stop?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

yuo don haff an excoos
IM DURNK

farquit
farquit

two tickets to the gun show

cum2soon
cum2soon

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hairygrape
hairygrape

and im not giving them

King_Martha
King_Martha

Already ran out of stuff to talk about?

w8t4u
w8t4u

foundry is way too big to be a ctf map what the fuck man

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

ahm gooin with yur tickets

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Burgers go to bed
Thread immediately starts to die

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FastChef
FastChef

game is ded but they just keep stabbing the corpse

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Lunatick
Lunatick

Flame damage per second now ramps up based on density of flame encountered, up to 200%
EXCUSE ME JUST WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY THINKING

cum2soon
cum2soon

Why are people hating on the casual matchmaking? Don't you want to not be stuck on a team of pablo's 4/5 times?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

if a pyro manages to burn you for 10 seconds you deserve to die

eGremlin
eGremlin

2007+11
not using frameHUD to get 1800fps and frag all the n3wbs
gamebanana.com/guis/33870
what's ur excuse for today?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

now pyros have to aim, exposure is way too long, you die long before 200% guaranteed

girlDog
girlDog

is this a tf2 reference

iluvmen
iluvmen

i dont have a 1800 hz monitor

hairygrape
hairygrape

10 seconds is enough to glass a small city with the new flamethrowers

DeathDog
DeathDog

up to 200% of the now base 50% you fucking retard

Lunatick
Lunatick

improved default hud > some retard hud used by third worlders to pump a few extra frames out of their 2008 macbook

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

gamebanana.com/guis/33685
XD ITS JUST LIKE MY CHINK CARTOONS

likme
likme

Read the rest of it.
Initial flame damage per second reduced by 50%, resulting in the max damage being unchanged

It does lower damage to start, it rewards keeping the cursor on the enemy instead of flailing wildly, and even if you do everything right it ramps up to the same max damage as it used to do (0.5 base damage * 2x max ramp up == 1.0). It sounds like Pyro's fixed.

Booteefool
Booteefool

People need special HUDs to frag and don't just use stock

viagrandad
viagrandad

I'm glad they're fixing things, and every change is either good or fine except adding skill based matching to casual.

Illusionz
Illusionz

so the most important change is bad? well shit.

RumChicken
RumChicken

the most important change was not having pyros do 100 damage with a single flame particle

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

using tiny red damage numbers instead of big sexy white damage numbers

Snarelure
Snarelure

Sketchek's Bequest more like Sketchek's Footrest lmao

Firespawn
Firespawn

They have every right to be upset, they are definitely going to backpedal on this after the backlash

Spamalot
Spamalot

I'm having fun with the axtinguisher for the first time in years

SniperGod
SniperGod

New Thread
veekyforums.com/thread/209957901/video-games

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DeathDog
DeathDog

it has literally (literally) literally never been worse

takes2long
takes2long

have you even used it?

JunkTop
JunkTop

just post potits

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Hey can somebody make a cool meme for me?

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StonedTime
StonedTime

Thread summarized:
"I normally hate copyright trolls and fair use is great, but now someone tried it with anime and wtf I hate fair use now"

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Basically Moe shit and stuff for greasy pedos?

girlDog
girlDog

they're just pubstomping faggots that are afraid of being challenged for once by players as good as them.

Bidwell
Bidwell

p-please valve... don't put good players on the enemy team...... i just want to feel good about myself.........

Firespawn
Firespawn

BASED strawman poster

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