/palg/ - Paladins General

Nojokur
Nojokur

NOTE: You will be playing against bots in casual queue until you reach account level 5.

Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz
pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

Patch notes (OB68)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?73436-Open-Beta-68-Updates-Notes-March-28

Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=a8zkWCiKcbM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

Account statistics
masterpaladins.com
paladins.guru

Paladins VIP
paladins.com/vip/

Reveal Trailer (Add champ name here):
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PTS (Play Test Server):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

OP Template
pastebin.com/zYHWhTLY

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store.steampowered.com/app/444090/
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki
youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB
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paladinsdecks.com/
masterpaladins.com
paladins.guru
paladins.com/vip/
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016
pastebin.com/zYHWhTLY
veekyforums.com/thread/209779590/video-games
reddit.com/r/Paladins/comments/87vq5y/datamining_ob68_live_server_neon_grohk_skin/dwfx52t/
youtube.com/watch?v=NcnuMb6R0ps
youtube.com/watch?v=WbmKJeq66sY
tocadopip.com/2018/03/datamining-ob68.html
youtube.com/watch?v=bzJDimvPW1Y
paladins.guru/tierlists/l/pAI

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

hi-rez a shit

MPmaster
MPmaster

no u

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

new patch
new balance
new competitive season
new drafting

that ONE FUCKING GUY who bitches during the draft and tries to enforce the stale meta from season 1

"No!"

I've gone off on several people already today for this shit. Stop it. Let us try solo tank with Barik. Let us try triple flank, or triple heal. Play Skye and Willo! Trying new weird shit and failing or succeeding in the process is part of the fun. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF A NEW SEASON YOU META SHITTERS. IT'S TOO EARLY TO SETTLE YOU FUCKINASDNJASDNJADNJJASDJASD

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Why are the mounts so slow
Why is everything so slow
Why did they make it so you can't see the quests from the main screen again
Why are all my cosmetics like the Kinessa beanie fucking pointless now
Why did they change the matchup loading screen to be uglier
Why did they switch the places of Blast Shield/Haven/etc?
Why

idontknow
idontknow

Kinessa is cuter with a beanie

SniperWish
SniperWish

but the balance changes they made weren't big enough to warrant that kind of stuff. there really wasn't that much changed with this patch

cum2soon
cum2soon

Mounts are as fast as ever but they've made third person FOV fixed at low value which makes movement appear slow, mounts included.

Skullbone
Skullbone

even with default body it's still the best looking set

hairygrape
hairygrape

triple flank
no

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

recolors mostly gone
those that survived are the shitty ones
little box of horror´s items cannot be combined anymore
"its for a better performance and higher quality skins guys, W-we swear!"

genie ying collection gutted
we still have 4 FUCKING GREEN VIKTOR VARIANTS

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Spamalot
Spamalot

Reminder Jew-Rez lied to their customers again and will continue to do so without remorse.

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whereismyname
whereismyname

reddit.com/r/Paladins/comments/87vq5y/datamining_ob68_live_server_neon_grohk_skin/dwfx52t/

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

what's wrong with that skin?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Entire premise behind the limitation of customization was that modeling multiple parts of skins and having them load was hurting optimization and limiting skin designs.
model for the new skin actually works the same way
confirming that it's bullshit.

Nojokur
Nojokur

The fact I'm forced to play maeve is fucking disgusting

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

youtube.com/watch?v=NcnuMb6R0ps

someone actually tells the truth about what Hi-Rez is doing
no one believes him

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Nojokur
Nojokur

stop being such a shameless tool

Inmate
Inmate

F: Battle Battle
Fascinating.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Stop shilling your stupid channel with your shitty video. That picture's already been posted.

Evilember
Evilember

Rude. I don’t see you posting any actual content other than mean shitposts.

Spamalot
Spamalot

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takes2long
takes2long

get Maeve
carry every match because nobody knows that protecting Seris is the most important part of the game mode

Skullbone
Skullbone

good post

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

can i still play smite without supporting hi-rez cancerous business practices with paladins?

happy_sad
happy_sad

. . . and SMITE, which is what Paladongs is slowly turning into!

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Friendly reminder that chinks can balance Ash better than Hi-Rez.

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

open beta when

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Even through times of uncertainty and controversy, my feelings for her are unchanged.
It is with infinite joy that I love her, because she is just as infinitely special to me. Nothing would make me happier than to spend the rest of my life at her side.

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Emberfire
Emberfire

defending hirez

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

wallowing on the bad times
when Ying just got buffed
No wonder she cheats on.

RumChicken
RumChicken

and smite into tribes ascend

Booteefool
Booteefool

Do you prefer Ying x Maeve or Ying x Ash.

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happy_sad
happy_sad

Not defending Hi-Rez. Watch the video and hear the ass-pulls he uses to explain things. It's not like the Cards Unbound video that got popular with a lot of likes because of sensible reasoning. I agree the change is shit and have been bitching on the forums and Plebbit since the announcement. That video just presents all the arguments poorly.

askme
askme

reminder that chinks have made the game unfun and once again ruined something

hairygrape
hairygrape

Ying x 8000 man army of anti-elf racist Magistrate soldiers who haven't seen a woman in months

cum2soon
cum2soon

lol this thread is just 22 hi rez employees shilling.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Rev up for butthurt because here's an Odyssey Chest for Not-Paladins!

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5mileys
5mileys

yeah /palg/ is a shithole nowadays
everything changed when Fernandoposter left, no first post smile posts since then and all we do is this dreadful bitching and shitposting

RumChicken
RumChicken

yingposter hates gays

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

shit posting between event games. Learning the new map is more important then anything else really.Doing an onslaught event for ever major map release makes it really easy.
Casuals seem like a waste of time and I'll wait a few days before I do my placements.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Those 8000 men won't be able to stand when Ying is done with them.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

they left Hellion in for Ash
who the fuck wanted this
who

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I finished my placements at 5:5 w:l because of shitty teammates.
Then I placed in silver.
I've never lost a game ever since.
I fucking hate placements. I hope I can skip gold entirely and get into plat.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Let's talk about how Hirez messed up the new Lian loadout cards and Grace counts as a weapon attack for the new Valor CD reset card, so you can piggyback between the Valor resets Grace CD and Grace resets Valor CD cards forever, quite literally forever if you pick the Alacrity talent

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

it's uncommon so it's obviously the best out of all the recolors
ghghghgdhhdhdhf

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

That's selfish. Do you think I shouldn't worry about the health of the game as a whole?

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eGremlin
eGremlin

I have never seen a single thread on all of Veeky Forums where this is not the case

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Lian always had wacky shit, so I'm guessing it's a design choice at that point. Like her being able to just get a free reload off of her slide that was off cooldown by the time she ran out of shots again.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

That's cute and lewd.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Me.

w8t4u
w8t4u

everything changed when Fernandoposter left
Because Fernando poster left when Unbound happened. You can thanks Hi-Rez for turning the general into a bunch of cynical bitches.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

thakns lo-rez

Snarelure
Snarelure

Why haven't you bought the best Seris skin yet?

SniperGod
SniperGod

All of Lian's shots count as weapon attacks. Pretty sure that's intended.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

but I did. Voice is a bit meh but the dialog is right up my alley, The weapon feels like hit scan though,. Weird as hell.

Supergrass
Supergrass

i'm never going to use it since i can't use demon seris vp with it

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I'm saving up. Do you think I can get 150 crystals in two weeks?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Yeah, but the Valor CD reset card specifically mentions "Heirloom Rifle" shots, which is the name of her LMB. Theoretically that wouldn't be so insanely broken (it would still be pretty OP), but I suspect Hirez forgot that all of Lian's skills count as weapon attacks and forgot to restrict the effect to her LMB only

Firespawn
Firespawn

What's the point of the event map? Do I get rewards by playing it?

Flameblow
Flameblow

can't mix and match voice packs or with my other seris skin. You know, that community skin they shilled hardcore?

Methshot
Methshot

You can get 50 per week now if you log in every day, and the event will last until OB70. Do the math yourself.

idontknow
idontknow

Can you bring up a few things instead of copy pasting youtube comments?

A few people in the comments already used the term "ass pulling".

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Well in Smite, the events are usually made to sell the bundles. In Paladins, the event doesn't seem like an endless grind-fest, but an actual game variant (just really bad). You can apparently just earn the rewards from other maps.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

it's just for fun

TechHater
TechHater

video explains hirez is removing shit because they need to shit out as many skins as possible to make up for lost money
how isnt this true?
video explains how the new skins will not effect performance
how isnt this true?
video explains how the new skins will not be better than before ( and weve already seen the """"high quality skins"""")
how isnt this true?

massdebater
massdebater

when you kill Barik's turrets they play his death lines

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Emberburn
Emberburn

Its basically a for fun mode to learn the map.

Also some shit about lore but who cares lol

King_Martha
King_Martha

do they have a robotic filter

hairygrape
hairygrape

I care, victor getting punched is great lore

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

So they did this unannounced voice pack pricing change because they want to sell more Founder's Packs right, there's no other logical explanation

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

some shit about lore
It's just Khan punching Viktor, lore my ass.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

t. Tyra

takes2long
takes2long

there's no other logical explanation
It's because they have lost all creativity and are copying everything from Smite. Yes, this includes pricing now despite Paladins typically having things like this cheaper than Smite.

The new event bundle price is the same as the Smite Adventure bundle.

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likme
likme

Smite sure gets a lot of codes

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Methnerd
Methnerd

kneel!

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Inmate
Inmate

what did he mean by this

Lunatick
Lunatick

based

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Every code this guy posts is invalid. He's fucking with us.

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Flameblow
Flameblow

t. falseflagger or LateBoy

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

shes telling to suck her dick

Firespawn
Firespawn

shitecucks btfo

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Can one the maeveposters give me a maeve build? I have grown bored with skye and being laughed at by people on ledges is demoralizing.

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Evilember
Evilember

I think the bots are going up here and they don't know how to get down on their own.

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

i dont even get why this game has bots. they're broken and buggy in every map and they feed the enemy team free crediuts if a bot takes over a player, leading to a terrible snowball.

do you guys think they will improve the bots if i make a petition?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Codes lol Smitty Smite Smote

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

do you guys think they will improve the bots if i make a petition?
lol no

FastChef
FastChef

well learning a.i is coming, just bully the bots while you still can

Lunatick
Lunatick

gay

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RavySnake
RavySnake

With all the chest they dropped I finally got all the directly purchasable skin of the game, now every odyssey chest they drop is an awesome chest.

TechHater
TechHater

Master-rank Maeve main here.

I don't ever post this loadout, but since you asked nicely I'll share it with you. I have a 70% winrate with it in competitive. It's a unique and rare build but it's freakishly powerful. Don't spread it around.

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Booteefool
Booteefool

Janny can you please do your job and delete these commercial spam/advertising posts?

girlDog
girlDog

play zhin

5mileys
5mileys

sure
predation 1
shred 2
street cred 4
chase 4
walk it off 4

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

have to spend $20 minimum to get the emotes

oy veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

Emberfire
Emberfire

good thing they're complete garbage so you don't need them

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I just want Andro's dab emote because it's stupid

happy_sad
happy_sad

well then spend 300 and get 2 epics skins and a leggo emote, what's your problem
you can make that many crystals back in 6 weeks at worst

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Dont worry my rectum ragnarok'd user, I'm done posting for the day.

farquit
farquit

The claims it's for better performance at client's side is pure bullshit. Guess the quality claims are bullshit as well, considering how fucking bad those new skins are. If you look at the demon-Jenos' ear in the throne-pose you can see how the shitty-looking hair clips through his ear really badly.

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Someone please give me a shitter build for pounce, my ping has been fucked recently

Snarelure
Snarelure

You know, this doesn't look bad.

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

If you dont like Hi-Rez, it's time for you to get the fuck out of this thread. We're bringing positivity back to Paladins General.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

good post

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Yes! Lets keep this thread pawsitive! :3

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

What the hell is the point of the loading frames if 70% of the time, they're blank?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

They aren't meant to be?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Because it's the first step in implementation. They're going to sell loading frames, and then icon frames will be for your rank that you earned at the end of the seaon.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

why are the frames blank

likme
likme

no hell the fuck no this is how a furry infestation starts

5mileys
5mileys

appawlling post

Lunatick
Lunatick

is there a way to skip the stupid ass event cinematic

Inmate
Inmate

Is the event gonna change at some point or are we gonna watch Viktor getting punched off the cliff over and over again?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

implying nightyiff androxus wasn't a sign of future woes
prepare for every champion having a skin that covers them in fur and gives them paw pads

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I saw some people got mad over this in the previous thread
So what's wrong with it?

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

eeeeEEEEERGH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

shitty graphics settings
shitty new UI

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

nightyiff androxus skin
The what now?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

No don't think anything is gonna change and it will be around until ob70

Playboyize
Playboyize

best girl

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viagrandad
viagrandad

truly the most skilled champ

Evilember
Evilember

Why's it shit?
It looks less cluttered

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

being this out of the loop

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viagrandad
viagrandad

pawnando
oh dear god

cum2soon
cum2soon

please dont bait your fellow /palg/ays

Methnerd
Methnerd

Perfectly balanced. No wonder I couldn't kill the slut today in 1v1 as Inara in the event

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

furrnando

Playboyize
Playboyize

more random floating buttons instead of it being a nice overlay like the old ui
also it's objectively shit because less options than before.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

no,nightbane skins are Van Helsing monster hunting themed and replacing andro's demon arm into a werewolf arm fits right in with the theme. they aren't just gonna give everyone fur suits,just look at nightbane cassie

5mileys
5mileys

It's a slippery slope, user. Just you wait.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Oh well, it think it looks nice since you can actually see more than 50% of the model now
But different strokes i guess

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

didn't take cripple field like a retard
no aim
immortal tank
just git gut

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

How long do you think they're gonna take to fix deployables inexplicably talking?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Some of the event quests require you to do it.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Man, that had would have gone great on other skins.
Too bad that'll never happen.

massdebater
massdebater

I hope they leave it in, it's hilarious.

Booteefool
Booteefool

hot fixes usually come out a day or two after the patches. this is not even worth memeing over

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Does it work on sensor drone/totem too?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

braindead champ gets even more braindead
good job hirez

Booteefool
Booteefool

bots can't leave the new map so you can freely roam around it and appreciate the details
wow thanks hi-rez

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

We're going to tell butthurt Veeky Forums haters to take a hike and get off this sub.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

this, first an arm then 2 arms next thing you know its the legs then the face then boom every champion has a furry one

Soft_member
Soft_member

God I'd yiff Pip's ass

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

mfw the "meme" emotes

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massdebater
massdebater

There's nothing wrong with this.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

get first pick in the draft
pick skye
instantly alt tab
the clamor of team messages now being sent ruins my youtube kino time

smdh

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Skullbone
Skullbone

pawsitive! :3

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

pawsitive

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Firespawn
Firespawn

It was already a thing since Pip.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

He's right you know.

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

ying clones obtain sentience
not even worth memeing over

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

daily reminder that maeve players are complete worthless whoresluts

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Okay!

Time for a /palg/ Pop Question!

Should players be forced to pre-select their team role when they queue up for competitive? Show your work.

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Firespawn
Firespawn

No!

That would kill the excitement and creativity of drafting. Most communication would probably cease. The Wow dungeon finder killed the social aspect of the game, this would do the same to Paladins.

5mileys
5mileys

You mean SKYE

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

ash spends whole match spamming vhs
runs right by support being flanked and ignores them
gg

I still think some skins having an alternate version (e.g. helmetless/hatless) would be a fine middle ground. Then they can still use the card art, still no worry about clipping, and it's optional so they don't need to design around it.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

t. mojiposters

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

at least bomb king isn't the best damage champion now

Booteefool
Booteefool

So what's the loadout? 5:5 Eagle's Emerald:Swift Jade? Or can I sacrfice a point or two for another card?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

why are you guys being such bullies lately?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

pros:
better worse case team comp
possibly better matchmaking
cons:
stale meta
less interesting
longer matchmaking times

iluvmen
iluvmen

Pixie told us to.

viagrandad
viagrandad

I still think some skins having an alternate version (e.g. helmetless/hatless) would be a fine middle ground.
There's no need for a midle ground. The new skins work the same way, The reason they limited the skins it is painfully obvious now, and it's not optimization because they're not going to put in the work of redoing every single model to be one mesh..

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

How do I play Erlang Shen? He seems really awkward.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Tfw no healslut Seris to queue with.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Do you mean Sha Lin?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

i like the map

youtube.com/watch?v=WbmKJeq66sY

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

No. The man with the dog.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Dog? Do you mean Maeve?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

you see, while playing as Jackie chan you need to be aware of everyone trying to get too close to you, positioning is key

Emberfire
Emberfire

reminder that it is yingposter that makes these clips in flagrant display of infidelity

TechHater
TechHater

Do you mean Shon Huan?

WebTool
WebTool

Overdesigned trash

Attack Speed

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

show me a skin with better hips

i'll wait

w8t4u
w8t4u

HERESY!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I don't even know how to make webms, but at least you have an active imagination.

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

eagles emerald 5 swift jade 5 with alacrity, and then the card where kills reduce on cooldown and any other cards

Bidwell
Bidwell

all my event quests are now to not play the event
Why did they do this?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

hmm

really makes you think

eGremlin
eGremlin

attack speed
What is the key defensive item for him if he's getting blown up? Hide of the Urchin? Also how exactly do you use the skill that makes his halberd glow blue effectively?

StonedTime
StonedTime

What is the key defensive item for him if he's getting blown up?
What's he getting blown up by?

Also how exactly do you use the skill that makes his halberd glow blue effectively?
It adds pen IIRC so use it against tankier targets

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

play event
get Ash
alt+f4

Why is Ash allowed to be so shit and unfun?

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Found a glitch that lets you play with no loadout.
If you open the store menu during the begging cut scene of the new game mode and leave it open until the game begins you can play without a loadout.

FastChef
FastChef

Mommy!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Someone's gotta be at the bottom of the tier lists.

girlDog
girlDog

play event
get ash
best match
Ash is amazing, get over it.

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Mages.

massdebater
massdebater

Half her abilities are useless, and the other half are situational. She's definitely not amazing.

Techpill
Techpill

Ancille, Bulwark of Hope

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

supports all get their survivability nerfed
"hey maybe now people will kill supports"
realize that people didn't kill supports, not because they were too hard to kill, but because people are bad

In other news, nu-Lifelike Ying is amazing.

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Emberfire
Emberfire

wake me up when a hotfix guts lian

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

wish me luck, round about to start

awooo~

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

t. fag

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Try Resonance + Encouragement + nuMesmerism + Spring Bloom. You get infinite illusions that blow up and reload your ammo. Just spam f and hold lmb. It's fun.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

that paw team

Inmate
Inmate

ash is almost always at the bottom of the tanks in terms of winrates at all levels of play
one of her abilities literally does nothing unless you are out of position or you are nearby a cliff, the other is extremely limited because it can be both bodyblocked and cancelled with basically any CC
you're always just picking the legendary that is least shit at any given moment, none of her talents are fun at all

"n-nuh-uh! you just don't know how to play her! git gud!"

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

willo is good now

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

you play ash
you lose, you don't have fun

i play ash
i win, i have fun

Not hard to understand the difference here.

w8t4u
w8t4u

You're not mopsy?

Flameblow
Flameblow

tocadopip.com/2018/03/datamining-ob68.html
Next event is already planned apparently.

FastChef
FastChef

They're going to keep on making events non-stop because idiots keep buying the skin bundles like in Smite. Hopefully this doesn't interfere with the important bugs in the game being fixed, like Drogoz being able to shoot while mounted.

TreeEater
TreeEater

play new mode
get put on Zhin 3 fucking times in a row

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

user I can't read this pls translate
what does it say about the next event
what does torvald lorde negro mean

w8t4u
w8t4u

what is google translator

Lunatick
Lunatick

The first post is mopsy, the reply is not. I am a mopsy expert so you can take my word for it

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

evie announcer or bk?

TreeEater
TreeEater

t. Mopsy

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

if I am mopsy then how do you explain this

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Nojokur
Nojokur

all me (mopsy)

happy_sad
happy_sad

why did we get space shit when smite got this for mastery skins?

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Seris doesn't do the same pose when she mounts like in pic related anymore, now she does Inara's pose.

God dammit.

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Torvald is the god of black people.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Do I really have to pay fucking 200 crystals for voice packs now or is there a not stupid way to unlock them I'm missing

5mileys
5mileys

how much do you want to bet they retexture all the mastery skins to copy smites designs

hairygrape
hairygrape

Welcome to the Era of Chris, enjoy SMITE 2.0

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

You HAVE TO pay 200 for them now, and they're probably not even included in the founder's pack anymore (just like in Smite). The logic is supposed to be that it's suddenly worth the price because you get to use the voice pack with every skin, but you know it's stupid because any skin you unbox will come with the VP and you could mix it with anything.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Ying is super cute and fun to play. Is she actually viable or am I getting baited by a waifu?

Illusionz
Illusionz

she just got buffed today to being pretty decent, she was previously undertuned.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

wait what

holy shit, did we get something out of a monkey's paw?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

/v/ is making fun of us again!

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

That is literally the only good thing that could possibly come from this chain of terrible moves.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Is the only way to get a crest to get those special emotes in the event by buying the bundles? Or can I earn the crests somehow?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Yay! Time to check out popular loadouts.

She packs a surprising amount of killing power for being such a good healer.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Let's fix Ash's shit legendaries, /palg/. The shield one feels kinda bad to use but there might one day be a meta where it is very good.

Rally Here
Your ultimate instead costs 40%, but only grants 45% damage reduction. Your ultimate charges 15% faster.

Slug Shot
Your weapon shots travel 50% faster and farther and no longer explode. Your weapon shots reduce the damage and outgoing healing of affected enemies by 10% for 2s.

Battering Ram
Shoulder Bash can now be charged and used early. It can also be used while moving at half speed.

eGremlin
eGremlin

play event
Inara
Inara
Seris
Inara
This shit is fucking rigged

Soft_member
Soft_member

they have been ninja changing prices willy nilly without saying it.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I have not gotten flank once, and there is a 40% chance of getting one, this is horseshit.

TechHater
TechHater

I actually like how, as Ying, I can hear the voice and it will tell me that my clone died without me having to look.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Khan has +20% damage to everyone around him for shout

we bonus damage meta now

Luminary Jenos
Field Study Torvald
Hunter's Mark Tyra
Khan
Moji to wm1 with all buffs on and act as a secondary healer

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Skye isn't wearing panties in Academic skin.

lewd

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WebTool
WebTool

best loadout for inner strength Talus???
please

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I've gotten nothing but flank. Is it rigged that you get your least played characters?

Spamalot
Spamalot

probably inner strength to start

King_Martha
King_Martha

I like how seris hair clips through her clothing in the showcasing pose
relly makes me laugh desu

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cum2soon
cum2soon

Losing customization will allow for higher quality skins.

hairygrape
hairygrape

So are there any skins that should be brought with crystals before the ob68 comes out? Like the troublemaker set?

Firespawn
Firespawn

oh this quality

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Nojokur
Nojokur

So we cant anymore change different heads for different costumes?
This is pretty shit idea

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likme
likme

test

FastChef
FastChef

This is a way to make more money for them :^)

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

its already out?

Snarelure
Snarelure

But it is not.
Like that you could find some more better head in different costume so you would have to buy more stuff.
Like that you are forced to stick with just one full set

whereismyname
whereismyname

parts-system makes it too difficult for us to create high quality skins and avoid clipping-issues.

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

so the dab and stupid dance are just trying to cash in on fortnite's popularity, yes?

Nojokur
Nojokur

fortnite invented dancing
fortnite invented dabbing
lol

happy_sad
happy_sad

Oh you can't even change different voice pack.
What the fuck is this shit?

happy_sad
happy_sad

professional athletes are doing silly emotes on the field and later say it's because of fortnite

don't be silly user, hi-rez wants some of that attention

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

didn't actually get half of the skins it showed me in the pop-up as unlocked

Soft_member
Soft_member

Restart client.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Dabs were cancer way before that

The strix emote was only added because of the fortnite one, and anyone that denies it, is a hirez employee and should not be trusted

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

i think this patch and the next patch of skins are from pre 'we gona be makin high qual skins'
thats the only way i can justify shitty the average skins that seem to go against what they're saying

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

That dance/gesture was a meme well before Fortnite. I don't even know who made it originally but I've seen it in Dark Souls and Doom context.

youtube.com/watch?v=bzJDimvPW1Y

Skullbone
Skullbone

So, how accurate is this?

paladins.guru/tierlists/l/pAI

Supergrass
Supergrass

Torvald
S+

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

so now that I have a trillion coins, what do I actually use them for?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Is there anything left you can use them on?

Inmate
Inmate

Drogoz more viable than Tyra or Viktor
They still can do double the damage that Drogoz can by default. Tyra has more potent area-denial and aoe damage.

pick Torvald and Ruckus
Enjoy your unpenetrable bunker that shits damage.

Soft_member
Soft_member

I don't think he deserves S+ for being amazing with one other champion.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

most of champions fall in and between S- and S+
what a fucking retard

askme
askme

leveling your champs, buying mastery unlocks, buying alternate skins, etc

takes2long
takes2long

So, what would a /palg/ tier list look like?
To make it simple, post top 3 picks for every role. We will then make a count.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Fernando, Ruckus, Torvald
Viktor, Lian, Tyra
Zhin, Lex, Maeve
Jenos, Seris, Ying

Flameblow
Flameblow

I haven't played in a while, long while
support
Damba, Jenos, Seris
damage
Viktor, Cassie, BK
flank
Andro, Zhin, Buck
tank
Makoa, Inara, Torvald
extra I wanted to put in but couldn't
Grover, Moji

w8t4u
w8t4u

it's so much fun when they make your main insanely broken because of a bug and you can't play them, because
first ban
and then they'll "fix" it by gutting your main and then you won't be able to play them because
fucking noob kys why pick Lian
I can't imagine what the event is like currently with the Lian bug, Magistrate pretty much always wins, I imagine

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

What Lian bug

Booteefool
Booteefool

Eagle's Emerald loadout card

Firespawn
Firespawn

brainlet damage players knowing how to build characters correctly
Bulk Up Buck is worse 99% of the time

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

try to play one game of comp
loading screen freezes
reboot pc
launch paladins
you are about to install paladins: estimated time 4 hours
have exactly 666 hours played in steam right now

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eGremlin
eGremlin

Vivian that low
ouch

Illusionz
Illusionz

Go on

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

now every shot from lian counts for the cd reset instead of just her lmb
example:

hairygrape
hairygrape

ah yes quality hirez coding

Bidwell
Bidwell

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Time to find a new game

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

andro,andro,andro
fag this is basic knowledge

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

So will drawfriend ever deliver? He's the only one to save me from the despair that is OB68.

I need my cute maeves

girlDog
girlDog

reddit is going to get talking ying clones removed
:(

whereismyname
whereismyname

quest emotes locked behind a paywall
lowrez

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FastChef
FastChef

IKR? This "event" is so hilariously jewish.

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takes2long
takes2long

why do i have 174k gold lads
last time i logged in was only like 3 months ago

RumChicken
RumChicken

If it really happens to Barik's turrets then while funny that's silly and should probably go, but it fits Ying's illusions perfectly from a gameplay, lore and thematic standpoint so I think it should probably stay. I also think they should bring back Sha Lin's mirages and I never really realised they were actually gone for the longest time, cannot understand why they'd do that.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

They refunded stuff when Unbound was trashed, I think. I have like million gold.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

wat

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

cuz "nufriends are confused by mirages"

Lunatick
Lunatick

Funny enough one of my friend completed one of the quest lines only to figure that out, that's literally how we found out, we thought they were quest rewards.

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Methnerd
Methnerd

Then your friend should learn to read and not assume things on their own.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

But, that was the point. They didn't even last long or take damage.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Retard flanks + retard enemies.

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