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Methshot
Methshot

Enperry Edition

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News
Popular model wins the latest JP Splatfest!
New weapon: Zink Mini Splatling is available! Sub: Curling Bomb; Special: Ink Storm

Forthcoming
3.0 Update - Late April
Octo Expansion - Summer (youtube.com/watch?v=jeuEcVZx0pc)

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S2 gear & weapon lists
leanny.github.io/splat2/
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Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stat calculations
loadout.ink/

List of possible main abilities for gear from Splatnet
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League weapon usage data
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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I love this qt

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Salmon Run is excellent practice for mastering the stick and gyro for application in ranked.

likme
likme

Does a drink ticket stack with a brand's favored ability bonus?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

drink tickets are a placebo

Firespawn
Firespawn

Yes but by about only 1.5%

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Blue here! Do you guys have any other Nintendo apps/games on your phone?

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

veekyforums.com/thread/209843759/video-games
The second one kinda sounds like a child to me, but you're right. I always imagined it being higher pitched than that.

TechHater
TechHater

Salmon wants an undercover brella with a REAL sub. Inkmines suck and are useless.

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viagrandad
viagrandad

I played FE Heroes and even whaled a little bit. But now it's uninstalled. Same with Pokemon GO but I never spent money on it and I did play it while working at a pizza delivery job. And then I would hit up gyms after work or even on the way back from a delivery if it was easy to capture or if there was an open spot on my team.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Inkmines suck and are useless.

How's C rank?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

still 3 days until April

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Woomy.

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

You should tell us, ink mines are only useful there

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I have only played like three ranked games, besides Tower Control, which I’m B in. I’m more a SR and Turfwar squid.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Today i saw a creature of myths
actual C+, how fucking terrible must you be to end up there

Firespawn
Firespawn

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Supergrass
Supergrass

To clarify, it doesn't stack with base ability percentages. Drink tickets simply make it a 30% change of rolling the specific ability, which just happens to be 1.5% higher than favored ability bonus.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Protect her.
Give her lots of praise.

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

So basically save drink tickets for off brand rolls only since the difference between on brand and drink ticket is so small anyways

That's Vengeance's job

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

ho ho

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

You are correct.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

hoho

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

no

5mileys
5mileys

Is this a meme?

viagrandad
viagrandad

How do I get the African sized stingray? I want more girth to fill stages with.

w8t4u
w8t4u

You just keep holding the trigger.

iluvmen
iluvmen

What do you think?

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SniperWish
SniperWish

You play Splat 1. It's called Killer Wail

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

African sized

Did racistanon post this?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

veekyforums.com/thread/209843759/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/209843759/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/209843759/video-games
Cringe

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

veekyforums.com/thread/209843759/video-games
I sort of assumed the bamboozler was a replica that didn't have the original firing mechanism, like a toy musket.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

nibl

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

the jails are gonna be full in summer

massdebater
massdebater

Why haven't you gotten 9's yet?

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Emberburn
Emberburn

being this aasblastdd

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Do not allow octoling to nibble. This might send her back into an aggressive state of mind.

Flameblow
Flameblow

bully octos
oppress octos
do not accept octos

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I know that anima was being a douche but you dont need to falseflag

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

What's with tons of hydras? Did some meme youtuber make a video about it?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

quiet, you

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TechHater
TechHater

All of this

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DeathDog
DeathDog

Octowoomies are for cum dumping

RumChicken
RumChicken

This

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I hate to say it...but I've really fucking had it. I just lost 2 fucking splat zones in fucking OVERTIME being up literally the whole game by like 50 fucking points. I can't fucking stand knowing the timer doesn't matter for shit and overtime is arbitrary as fuck sometimes.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Full context

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viagrandad
viagrandad

Not to mention the fucking points system that always works at my disadvantage somehow. Other team had 63 points, we end up at 64, lose it and end up with a 64 +20...like what the fuck does that shit even mean?

whereismyname
whereismyname

It's based on how long you've held the zone.

StonedTime
StonedTime

this game is pay to win

Techpill
Techpill

Makes references to agent 4 being sweaty
Refers to herself as "oily"
Has fishy breath
Makes odd references to smells in general , particularly B.O
The ink she uses for her gun is a special "low tide" ink, low tide is notoriously pungent and fishy smelling
Does Marie have a fetish for smells?

SniperWish
SniperWish

The penalty is apparently three quarters of however much progress you made before the other team takes the zone. I'm sure someone here's explained the logic behind it before, but I still don't fucking get it honestly.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Yes, this is canon

Nojokur
Nojokur

pedo

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

If it's good enough for Marie it's good enough for me

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Skullbone
Skullbone

A 28 year old squid=Pedo
opinion disregarded

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Explain

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

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StonedTime
StonedTime

Best girls

whereismyname
whereismyname

Damn skippy

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Inmate
Inmate

Dumb and Dumber

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Cute and Cuter

likme
likme

Someone post the haha image please

Playboyize
Playboyize

Behead all those who threaten woomy
you know who you are
you are being watched

Flameblow
Flameblow

I got this

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takes2long
takes2long

Octolings have cute little doughnut holes.

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Exactly, it's something more like this rather than

I keep trying to decide exactly how it's scored but I can't fucking understand lol.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Finally made my first S Rank in Rainmaker after over a week of playing this wonderful game. How is this game not more popular?

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I abuse octos, and sometimes yebbies. Woomies are boring.

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

it's fanatically fucking popular, what are you talking about

SniperGod
SniperGod

We got Capn’ Cuttlefish’s weapon, how much longer until we get Marie’s?

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I mean comparatively to these FOTM shooters like PUBG, Rainbow 6 and Fortnite.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

What would the gimick be?
Indestructible shield?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

yes

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

What's with all the Pearl and Callie art? I thought Pearl + Marie and Marina + Callie were better pairings, considering Callie's connection to the octos?

happy_sad
happy_sad

I DID IT!

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Snarelure
Snarelure

Why not cut out the middleman and just have the octos torture the yebbies?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Yebbies are for woomies

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

indestructible or at least very durable shield
increased movement speed while holding the shield out
increased damage and knockback from bumping enemies with the shield
can't shoot

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I can't even 100% it.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Whore and Whorer

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

don't shit on Rainbow 6, it's good
as for the others, Splatoon can't have "mainstream" appeal due to being too kiddy and also limited to Nintendo systems

Playboyize
Playboyize

I'd argue yebbies are for woomies by choice and octos by force

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

don't shit on Rainbow 6, it's good
The actual game is pretty solid. The playerbase has rendered it utterly untouchable.

askme
askme

in what way

TreeEater
TreeEater

Splatoon can't have "mainstream" appeal
Thank God for that. Same with DOOM.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I mean I play Rainbow 6, PUBG, etc.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Callie is pure
Pearl, however...

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massdebater
massdebater

Fell from S+5 to S+0 lol feels good almost worth my time to put 100s of hours to get rank x.

DeathDog
DeathDog

you sure about that?

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

It's wither super 1337 self important, self proclaimed MLG pros screaming at you in casual over not following his strats to the letter, or you get randomly team killed and or kicked for no discernible reason (and that's on any game mode). You absolutely NEED four other friends, or the game's online multiplayer is completely, utterly unenjoyable.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

soon

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girlDog
girlDog

cool man

SniperWish
SniperWish

is it wrong that i want to kiss a cute squid boy on the mouth?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Octos are queens

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

We got this shit map and not Mahi Mahi Resort or Saltspray Rig

Evilember
Evilember

Both of those maps are even worse than Pit, though.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Can someone please explain as to why squids and octos would need mammalian features?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

What is Freshness

Booteefool
Booteefool

Of the sewers maybe

Mahi Mahi was good but Rig was shit

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Why are Splatoon 2 maps so bland compared to Splatoon 1 maps?

whereismyname
whereismyname

So cute.

girlDog
girlDog

They evolved tits to attract yebbies who are otherwise reluctant to reproduce. Just like how many animal species evolved specific traits that serve no purpose beyond attracting potential mates.

5mileys
5mileys

delet

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

In what ways user. I don't like buzzwords so please elaborate.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Octolings are known to have very puffy and sensitive vulva, which is why they prefer to wear dresses and silky undies that gently cradle their precious peaches

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eGremlin
eGremlin

Give me ONE Splatoon 2 map that is even close to And PP isn't even of the more crazier maps in Splatoon 1.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Pit isn't crazy at all. It was a flat area with some conveyor belts on it.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Yeah what this user said, that one map with like 4 rotating surfaces to move on is arguably "crazier" then this one.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Wow great explanation as to why you're correct. The more moving parts the better I suppose......Lol.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

splat 1
crazy maps
Pit is just conveyor belt, and the only more complex map was the one museum map, and its not even good. I enjoy how splat 2 maps look more lived in than some of the later splat 1 maps. Theres that one with the fans that I can't even remember how it looked, just that it had fans. I do want flounder heights back for comfyness.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

God damn it feels good pulling ahead after being behind and winning against squidbaggers who can't back it up

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I wonder what going down on one would be like haha

Booteefool
Booteefool

playing ranked
someone on my team disconnects
guy on the other team squidbags after doing literally anything
every time he gets a kill, every time he throws clams, etc
lose by 20 points
next match he's on the enemy team again
we don't have a disconnect this time
shit all over him

feels good man

askme
askme

Illegal. Intimate interspecies relationships will not be tolerated.

TechHater
TechHater

So that new-ish player from yesterday asking for Dualie help and outfit help, took a color and went with it. Anything I could improve on it?

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I wanna suck the nutt out of this yebs ballsack

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

A hot, wet, squirmy, squirty mess, naturally.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Is there any real need for the range granted by the Splattershot Pro? My N Zap 85 seems to be suitable for most situations, if someone is capable of outranging me I pull back and toss a Suction Bomb or turn into a squib and get quickly get closer.

The Splattershot Pro does usually kill in 3 hits instead of the N Zap 4 or more, does lag make Pro more reliable?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Inklings with insomnia?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Yo

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

It's range. A good Pro user can keep the nzap (or anything that isn't a charger or the squelcher) far enough out of range to stay perfectly safe. Also, it's easy enough to avoid bombs if you can strafe and when the squid pops up to throw one you can land three shots rather quickly, as long as you can aim.

If you can't aim then all this goes out the window and you should probably stick with the nzap.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

What about the Jet Squelcher? I tried it out and it seems closer to the N Zap than the Pro with its greater rate of fire but it has range to match the Pro. The kit is not bad either.

farquit
farquit

Not bad! I like it

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

why are octos so sexy?
That kind of woman is the type that you cant pull out of

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

If you had a yebby, would he not pull out of an octo?Or would he not have a choice because she's a god damn amazon?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Yeah, both Squelchers have an arguably better kit then the Pros, but a higher time to kill. Plus if you can't hit all those shots consistently then you're just a weak target.

idontknow
idontknow

You've got the Slut Woomy jacket on. You know what that means, right?

It means that we shouldn't label gear just because one oc is known for wearing it

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

You have given me much to consider, thank you user. I can land almost all my hits with my N Zap and am getting high k/d ratios now, I could probably handle the Pro/Squelcher with practice and get similar results.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

B-b-b-but he has the goggles and topknot too, which is arguably one of the most popular male head combinations because of it appearing on the first game's boxart!
I still like it to this day. It just works well.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Anyone have a splatnet custom painted f-3 I could order?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Im sorry user I don't know what that means

Thanks, figured it was a good outfit for now till I can find something in blue that feels nice. Wouldn't mind any suggestions if you know any

Oh dear, well it's just a first outfit user but good to know that? I'll stick with it for now

Yeah its a shame that the male squids have such bad options for hairstyles. Hoping the ocotlings bring better variety

JunkTop
JunkTop

Hoping the ocotlings bring better variety
Enjoy the single tentacle haircut the male octolings have because it's gonna be their only haircut for a while.

Booteefool
Booteefool

suction cup uterus
octolings make good coffee

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Oh i was joking about the slut woomy jacket thing. A lot of people here (including myself) know that jacket as the one Slut wears instead of the Matcha Down Jacket.

askme
askme

Did somebody say goggles and topknot?

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

There aren't altogether that many clothing options in this game. You can't claim one for your OC and nobody else.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Suction cup nips and suction cup lined vaginal walls to better hold down and be inseminated by yebbies

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Is it just me or are most maps just shite?

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Methshot
Methshot

Remind me of this woomy's name.

Methnerd
Methnerd

It turns out Splatoon is just a shitty game

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I don't think anyone remembers.

Booteefool
Booteefool

octolings make good coffee but they make better wives

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

No one is claiming anything. It's just Slut is the most popular of the OCs here to the point that people associate the gear with the OC. Kinda like how people call facial tissue Kleenex for example.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Suction cup nips

Oh yes.

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

what if your woomy wanted up be a human so she started digging in her front yard and swallowing all the bones in there

FastChef
FastChef

Has this been confirmed? I'd figure they'd probably just flip the suction cups on the inkling hairstyles alongside the "Octoling" ones

Figured as such hence why I'll stick to wearing it but hoping to find a nice blue colored set eventually

Evilember
Evilember

What do boy squids say if girls say woomy?

RavySnake
RavySnake

what if your woomy swallowed your bone

SniperGod
SniperGod

yebby

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

blue colored set
Like me?

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

vote?

hairygrape
hairygrape

I don't know if I like the idea of a nipple sucking me back

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King_Martha
King_Martha

Blue yebbies are best yebbies

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viagrandad
viagrandad

I'm blue dabideedabbado

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

S+46

wew lad no kidding you're blue

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I also agree. Topknot goggles is a good combo of hair and ware, even if it's a bit overused.

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

That's old actually
I like rainmaker so I usually lose the rank then get it back later

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Bidwell
Bidwell

Is there anyway Splat Zones can be the only ranked mode. If not can we make sure Clam Blitz isn't in rotation?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Anyone wanna salmon ?

TechHater
TechHater

Well the color is right not sure if the outfit would be my choice but good to know there are good blue shirts out there.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

made for breeding

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I can host a room

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MPmaster
MPmaster

I'd join that

RumChicken
RumChicken

SendaRoom is up 2/4

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5mileys
5mileys

We're heading into dead hours boys, the ocfag roleplayers will be here soon

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Okey dokey senda-domo

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

It says your room isn't open

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

we are in w3 room should be up in 2 min

girlDog
girlDog

Hoppin on

Methshot
Methshot

I'm an OCfag and I've been here for hours

I don't really rp though. Just correcting the folly of people lusting after Octos

Firespawn
Firespawn

theres nothing wrong with loving octos.

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Octos are for vigorous breeding

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

SendaRoom 3/4

senda-dono
you are giving me way too much credit user hehe

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likme
likme

coming in

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

weebs the lot of you

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Greenzip is here to make salmon run

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SniperGod
SniperGod

woomy feet

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

How do I git gud with the Inkbrush?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Friendship is fine but the breeding nonsense needs to stop. Don't even know if offspring is possible and it's hard enough for squids to pair off anyways so we don't need to added pressure.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

unintentionally lewd octolings

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I have learned I hate the nozzlenose in SR

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

L3's not bad, but the H3 is too slow for SR

Nojokur
Nojokur

I really like the L-3 in SR but the H-3 not so much though it is serviceable

5mileys
5mileys

I didn't realize how close we cut it, sorry squad

Illusionz
Illusionz

but the breeding nonsense needs to stop. Don't even know if offspring is possible
With bodies like these, of course theyre meant to bear as many children as possible.
It's not hard to see.

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Firespawn
Firespawn

We don't know if squids and octos can make babies or their viability if they can. Better for everyone to stick with their own kind and not tempt fate. Think with the head on your shoulders and not in your pants.

viagrandad
viagrandad

High tide, rando is on other island and dies
I revive him, but die
He leaves me on the other side and goes back
lose the wave
In hindsight I should've thrown a bomb but come the fuck on, this is why freelance is cancer

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

L3 is easily the best SR weapon. H3 is okay, at least it has crazy damage multipliers on bosses.

hairygrape
hairygrape

user.
If theyre not meant for breeding why would they be attractive to all of us?

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Profresh SR 400+

1/4

Add 7963-2927-1098

Soft_member
Soft_member

But imagine it, though.
A yebby walks through an alleyway as a shortcut to get back home, but then an octoling squidnaps him.
He's taken to a pack of octolings for one sole reason: they needed a mate. They're quite brutal about it, but what's done is done.
Once they've had their fill, the yebby is either left alone or taken back to the world of the squid. But they might remember him as a stud. Maybe they'll take him away again some other time, if more need to become eggnant.

But that's all just speculation.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Senda my controller gyro is going whack so I'm gonna try to fix it quick

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I'm still pretty bad, but I'm doing my best to learn!
I gotta go cos I'm falling asleep.
ggs Sendaroom, thanks for the carry!

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Methnerd
Methnerd

Squids are more attractive and less feral so better suited for a stable family unit.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

More attractive
Wrong
less feral
arguable

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

SendaRoom 3/4

yeah mine was like that yesterday hope you can fix it

dont worry A you were doing an excellent job out there, you are more than welcomed the next time I play

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

S in one week
How?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

ggs L that was a rough wave
SendaRoom 3/4

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Spamalot
Spamalot

Whatever, male octos are SUPER ULTRA MEGA ULTIMATE VIRGIN MANLET BETAS.

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MPmaster
MPmaster

octo males literally dont matter
its all about the females

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

It means that octos are not for breeding. The females are FAT and the males are TINY and that means they make for BAD FRIENDS. Octos are BAD.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

god I wish that were me

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

they're meant for breeding by other species.
Octo males are cucks.

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

tfw no octowoomy feet to massage and tickle.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Tickling
No.
She'll let you worship them if you beg though.

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Nobody would want to breed a BAD FRIEND. Octos are exclusively for bullying and not sex.

Bidwell
Bidwell

God damn it, all this octo talk is really doing something. You guys better stop or I'm gonna have to do something about it. In a different room. With the door locked.

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farquit
farquit

Imagine, just briefly, what would happen to a yebby that was squidnapped by an Octoling. Of course she would bring him to her crew, she like all Octolings are utilitarian by nature. The group of Octolings would tell the yebby what’s about to happen, and like any sane inkling he’d probably be more worried about what happens after.

He’s definitely not able to ink any splatzones with those kinds of ideas running through his head, so the Octolings would probably need to give him some insentives. Each Octoling would strip down, shooting the yebby bedroom eyes while suggesting where exactly he can look. They’ll even help each other out, using their lips and tentacles to assist in removing their clothes, nipping at each other playfully to really get the mood right.

The yebby may still be thinking about the aftermath, his disposal, if their bare bodies glimmering in a light sheen of sweat and suffusing the air with their scent hasn’t gotten to his head. He definitely isn’t thinking straight though, especially when his original captor takes his face in her hands. The smile on her face would fill him with both arousal and fear. The kiss that would follow would erase the fear though. And the pill she slips into his mouth with her tongue will make him finally give in.

Of course like I said, they’re utilitarian by nature. They’ll bemoan the fact they each only get a few rides of the yebby. This is all for the purpose of procreation. The pleasure is just a side benefit. And it wouldn’t do to just use him til he’s completely dry.

His original captor, weak kneed from the hours of rough copulation, will carry the exhausted yebby back to where she found him. And as a sign of good faith, if he was a very good donor, she’ll gift him with something. A lovely little mark, barely visible. She’ll tell him it’s a sign of gratitude. In reality it’s a mark of ownership.

Of course this is just a made up scenario. Make of it what you will.

SniperGod
SniperGod

That goldie round lol

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

ggs W excellent runs as always
sadly I need to stop now
good luck with your next rounds

yeah this setup is simply not made to sustain a gold rush wave

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massdebater
massdebater

Catch you later. GGs guys.

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happy_sad
happy_sad

tear through a baller with the brella
they immediately fall out with no stun or lag and just keep firing and kill you
It's not broken, but it's definitely annoying.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Any SR rooms open? Or we dead hours now.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

not dead hours yet but very slow ones
good luck squidily

w8t4u
w8t4u

There should be stun. If not, contact your internet provider.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

What's the best and worst weapon in the game?

girlDog
girlDog

Best: The weapons you like
Worst: The weapons you just can't seem to get a grip on, despite practicing for hours with them.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Funny.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

kidnapping
drug use
branding
user, you are messed up, but that was surprisingly good.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Not really.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Sorelle Brella with autobombs and splatbomb launcher. Atleast there’s a Brella with bombs now.

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

No, the worst weapons are objectively blasters for rewarding no-aim faggotry. I felt dirty trying them, easy kills with no real time investment or skill. If I missed, they had to react and kill me before I fired again and I still didn't have to hit with the second shot. If I hit in the first place, they died. They really are for brainlets.

Skullbone
Skullbone

nerf the Brella to near irrelevancy
nerf it's special from A tier to C tier
new Brella finally comes out
it's kit is dogshit with no synergy
Why do they hate the Brella so damn much? Because it beats Splashdown? It was my main now it's extremely hard to use and went from a generalist weapon to a niche weapon that only works if the enemy team has no Bwasters or Chargers.

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

This is your Eliter for the wave, say something nice about them.

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StonedTime
StonedTime

They have an admirable dedication to personal scientific reproduction of well established theories.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Callie is Marie's bitch. And she likes it!

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Imagine the inklings that couldn't stack mad dosh in their young days and are now forced to work mundane jobs to live.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

She had better protect and respect that precious girl or I'll steal her and show her a better life.

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

She likes it.

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Callie can be rough too.

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

She can absolutely be rough; she's the strongest squid of all time. But with Marie she's the softest softie.

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Emberburn
Emberburn

Unable to physically restrain and carry their mates like octolings, woomies were previously thought to have a more civil method of courtship. New research has revealed that a woomy's saliva which usually contains a crippling hemotoxin becomes a strong aphrodisiac during mating season.
When ready to mate a woomy's skin will become flushed and extremely sensitive to physical touch. During this period a woomy will approach a male that she wants to mate with and attempt to gently bite him in a major artery.
After biting her mate, a woomy will viciously defend her partner from opportunistic woomies who prey upon bitten males until the aphrodisiac takes affect.
When bitten a male will show similar symptoms to a woomy ready to mate, flushed and sensitive skin. However their penises will remain engorged with blood for hours on end until they copulate with a woomy. If no woomy happens to be around when the symptoms start to take hold, males have been observed to approach and attack a weak yebby and inseminate his holes, often for hours on end until the symptoms of the woomy's toxins wear off.

If you happen to have been assigned a woomy and she is showing signs of being ready to mate, wear a sweater made of wool or a similar material. they don't like the feel of it and will usually stop attempting to bite you after the 3rd try.
If you happen to have been assigned a yebby and he shows signs of having being bitten, remain calm, approach him without turning your body away from him, gently lift, carry and place him face down onto something soft. Then using your body place a good chunk of your weight onto his back (don't lay on his head), holding him in place until he stops squirming and falls asleep. If he starts screaming you are leaning on him with too much weight and you should lighten the pressure a bit.

Flameblow
Flameblow

By not being shit at the game

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

fucking finally, if only it had splat bomb instead of useless autobomb

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

what it do?

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

no Lemon Dualies from Sheldon's Picks

whereismyname
whereismyname

cute smelly yebby feet

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Unnerf sprinklers when

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

What profresh rank starts with 14 egg quota?

Firespawn
Firespawn

180-220 average

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King_Martha
King_Martha

these shitters are 200
Holy shit profresh is doomed

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I was almost 500 here. The other 3 must be really low. It's a nice change from hectic mode.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

No it's not, i didn't get 400 to get matched with idiots that can't kill shit and yet somehow ended in 200

Nojokur
Nojokur

I just focus on staying alive and killing bosses. Even 3 shitters can get 14 eggs.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

And yet they can't because they utterly ignore flyfish and drizzlers and then die every 10 seconds from their bullshit

Methnerd
Methnerd

If you got matched with other 400s you would probably be fucked anyway. It balances out.

takes2long
takes2long

Nah people who are 400 usually can play the fucking game

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Even 3 shitters can get 14 eggs.
You would think so...

5mileys
5mileys

Still no Tri-Slosher Nouveau

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Methnerd
Methnerd

Ok so instead of complaining about shitters. How about we get this SR party started?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

good

takes2long
takes2long

why? you already have the most favorable set in the game.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

most favorable set in the game.
that's not suction bomb ink armor or burst bomb crutchdown

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I wish they didn't change the special.
I would have loved to have seen that auto-bomb launcher in action.

eGremlin
eGremlin

i'll host in a minute if you want

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

mobile.twitter.com/kanketusen250/status/979312104569151488

MPmaster
MPmaster

So when did the N-Zap become a meme weapon?

In Splatoon 1, it was subsequently ignored after being first put in. Now it's got some strange reputation in Splatoon 2. Why is that?

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Soft_member
Soft_member

Sure thing.

WebTool
WebTool

In Splatoon 1, it was subsequently ignored after being first put in.
False.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

In Splatoon 1, it was subsequently ignored after being first put in.
What? In 1 it was the best splatfest weapon with sprinklers and inkstrike. In 2 it has one of the best kits in the game while being braindead easy to use.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Salmon Bums

(Cday) 8249-0164-9316

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Illusionz
Illusionz

3/4 starting

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

It's just you. All the maps have something to offer imo.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

respect octos

Lunatick
Lunatick

Underrated.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

he didn't play splat one user

Emberburn
Emberburn

N Zap is not braindead easy to use, you have to aim with it unlike sloshers and rollers.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

you have to aim
haha

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

?

It does not splatter like a Splattershot, the stream of ink is narrow. Yes, of course you have to aim. Not sure why I'm even replying to this.

WebTool
WebTool

he's just a shitter who constantly gets killed by the n-zap

Flameblow
Flameblow

It has the same accuracy as Splattershot, though.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

zap mains pretens their crutch needs skill
Wow so hard to point your weapon at squid and hold ZR, now compare it with weapons that actually need to aim like H3 or chargers

Spamalot
Spamalot

That is just not true. At the same range hitting the same object the N Zap will connect all hits, the Splattershot will have a bunch going off to the side missing.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Wow so hard to point your weapon at squid and hold ZR
Isn't that what aiming is?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Zap is not Splash, and Splattershot is not .96.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Primitive aiming barely differs from no aiming and millions of nzap shitters are a testament to that

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