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First for d-fags
First for Bullying the fuck out of Nerds
SOMEONE LEAVE I WANNA PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
spin the wheel of fortune
someone lets peanut in
Just populate one of the zero player servers!
whats the shitter list
why cant i use disarmer on lanky
i want to lead him back to containment
Alright there are two things that need to be fixed. The first thing is that SCPs should not be able to find entrance zone so fast and camp so whichever force spawned cannot get through. It's shit. Second thing is that intercom should have its own volume, and announcements like NTF arrival need to be a lot quieter. It's impossible to hear anything over them
scps cant find entrance so fast
they just party down in light instead
sentient SCPs are supposed to be dangerous and practically immortal, peanut and doc are the only ones who can really die
yet in game they're weak as fuck when faced against a group of losers with guns and larry's so horny he'll be put out of play with the push of a button
Do your duty. Bully Lanky.
play music over the intercom for the first time in my life
get shot immediately as I come out
Reminder to be nice to each other and have a fun time.
They should add a bag so you can lead Lanky out, but he can get saved by other SCPs.
they removed her picture from the site
She didn't deserve this. She was a good girl.
We live in a cruel and uncaring world.
Always shoot D boys on sight.
Spawn as Dboi or Nerd
Look for gun
Can never find it
Always end up being the first to get shot and die by someone who found it
Finally find gun
Never see anyone else or SCPs instantly find light containment hunt me down
What's your favorite SCP?
Don't let them get to your Nerds.
not pulling out the gun and telling the scp's that you guys can kill dboys/nerds together
Works 90% of the time for me
spawn as nerd
find 914 immediately
plot to make an mtf card to access the armory and arm my brothers
get swarmed by dbois who shoot me
or crunched/cured before I can find anyone else
Yes, That would be unfortunate if it did happen.
Doesn't work on me, in fact I prioritize armed dbois and nerds. There's only room for one bully in the light containment playground, me.
Peanut is best nut
she kills you in the same fashion peanut supposedly kills
shes sad about it after
high poon dandy max
sweetcake hitlers jewish cousin
Jullikas debowy mocny
seto kitou jackie
weepgl dark tango
the general charls
the doc miggly wiggly
nig bick digger
just wants to give you surprise hugs but doesn't realize how strong she is
Most of those people don't even play anymore, update your shit
not on list
guess i'm just that cool
no cool kids list
cmon I want to be on a list
I haven't seen half of these people in almost a week
get murdered by D boys every time regardless of my behavior
be D boy
can't find gun, get killed by nerds
not on the list when I kill my teamates 24/7
also how is anybody supposed to memorize this?
friendly fire servers
I love having every competent player gunned down within the first two seconds of spawning, leaving the three dimwits behind to bumble around for an hour.
modded servers when
999 is my favorite and I'm still waiting for them to put him in
It's a necessary evil
without it SCP/D-boys have no chance
Moodie is a teamkiller they randomly started shooting their fellow CI
Spawn as NTF
Ok, gotta go do this shit so I can respawn as a D-boy
Teamkilled by grenade/Gunfire
They either immediately die or go jack off on the surface or LCZ where nobody else is
NTF's biggest enemy is NTF itself. I won't say I'd rather play with FF off, but it is annoying.
I think the SCPs need a tiny buff. Like more health or just more resistant to bullets.
people who quit playing this game are literal who tier list the post.
yeah, with most SCP health being so low it encourages really campy play. they need a buff for sure.
I miss when people weren't so trigger happy and actually attempted to talk before shooting.
game is wigging out on me
finally be a nerd with a gun
im in aus and i play pretty often i've neer had this issue before my game crashed so hard i couldn't start is up again had to restart my whole pc
join up we need people!
i'll join if you let me grenade MTF in elevator
Finally be a nerd with a gun
Unload it into a couple of d-boys
Use the empty gun to threaten the rest into dropping their cards
Laugh at the one d-boy with a janitor card like he has shown off his tiny dick
Destroy them all and leave with the only 05 card
Get gunned down after most of them re-spawn as MTF
Couldn't handle the banter.
voice bug when entering server
man this is the worst bug
kills me from full health with one click
I will never get over how fucking shit his model is. Just compare them.
The autism you hear in spectator when dead d-boys are mad that the last one played it smart and hid for a bit so all plot to kill him truly is cringe worthy.
it's so shit, but i still find it unsettling when its running at me full speed
Does he have nipples?
server is full
I know. They are impatient and will ragekill you for """stalling""" even though most of the time d bois or nerds are hiding from SCPs. So cringe.
Game crashes as the server is restarting
Rejoin in less than 10 seconds
Game already started
that message happens every time the server restarts
Cool kids list
light camping outside gate A
i have seen it all
high poon dandy max
s debowy mocny
the general charls
ahh~~~! oh my god!! shinji, fuck my german asshole deep and hard and fill me full of that hot sticky jap cum!! boards.fireden.net
This got 300 posts before getting deleted while SCP threads are banned
they do it for free, at least a good doujin got posted
where is this from? CB?
charls has team killed over 5 team mates within the span of a single day after that whole elevator fiasco
it's another grenade in the elevator at the start of the round episode
I would actually like to play the game if that's okay with you
I'M NOT SHITPOSTING ABOUT THAT ELEVATOR NADE BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO, IT'S BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY UPSET AND YOU'RE A FAG
furfag shoots me in the back when im escaping as a scientists
furfag kills a scientist as they're reaching the exit
scientist is a known shitter that ruins games
prolly a butthurt d boi that respawned, i know how it feels.
When you shadow realm a clump of scientists and dbois
find gun as science bitch
take names of all the Dboys you abuse my fellow nerds
as soon as we get into 914 all 3 SCP's show up and kill every single person in the fucking chamber
almost had a pumped up kicks episode
go back to my chamber via portal
10dbois + nerds pour out and run right into me
I was one of two ntf left upstairs and did think of doing the lamp camping, but couldn't bring myself to join the faggot who did it.
Just feels wrong.
When you confine Larry as a zboi
220.127.116.11:7778 colonization post 11/20
this is considered ontopic vidya discussion
Defeating the soyposting menace/v/thread/411231075
pass by a friendly pair of furries in heavy, don't even tie me up for some reason
run into another pair on the way to the surface and they shoot on sight
D-boy turning off nuke
he's gotta get out first
lone D boy left
he turns off nuke and hides in the room with a gun right next to the button
kills the MTF that goes to turn it back on
get O5 card
get lanky (only SCP on surface w/ one z-boy) to 111hp with watergun
ntf still almost manage to lose the round to one z-boi and a 111hp lanky
that was my best and most satisfying round but could ya'll check your corners
make friends with everyone in 914 solely by jumping
lead them to exit
kill them all while they're waiting for the elevator to go down
get in here
leave because I'm tired and was done playing for the night
then that happens
Now I'm mad.
LETS GO BOYS GET IN
reminds me of a match I had a week ago
be larry outside the checkpoint
see some chaos and start hopping in place
they think I'm friendly
open the checkpoint and motion them to go through
they get pincer attacked by peanut and doc
its dead boys
IT WOULDNT BE DEAD IF YOU GUYS STOPPED POSTING AND STARTED PLAYING
LETS GO BOYS
1 server not empty
larry spares some cboys just to watch them suffer
THE EMPEROR FORGIVES
THE SPACE MARINES DON'T
yfw 106 contained successfully
Snake Eater plays
It's jullikas with small j and for some reason only s of the name made it to the second list.
peanut being able to crawl through vents when?
Charls, who hid in the ammo room and was revealed to SCPs by respawned MTF boi who Charls called bitchy but got told Charls himself CHOSE to act bitchy in the first place and was BTFO from the server.
Always remember you might be spectated as you play and if you act pussy, you will be treated like pussy.
i miss the same post every /v/ thread
i have crippling social anxiety can i play?
just shout D BOIS WUD UP
now you have friends
Reposting for hilarity streamable.com
Can Birdboi EVER recoveR?
Scientist waiting in a hallway as a heard of CBois approach
Scientist is cut down in seconds
why is the crunch sound so funny
hear yelly boi
follows me out gate
doc doesnt try it
follows down elevator
enrage as I go out the door
go out other door
lock him out
some cunt is making a plugin too give people that donated to his patreon special items when they spawn
Activate Femur breaker
It is okay, Larry died to a Tesla gate.
Fucking beautiful. If only Larry's design actually allowed for that without the risk of getting femur breaker'd within 2 minutes
Trap MTF inside the HID room.
Eventually a nerd comes by and unlocks the cowards spot.
The absolute mad man uses the micro hid on me, a zombie.
better not be anything more than an ammo box
18.104.22.168:7778 come on everyone lets go
you already know it's going to be a rifle or microhid
How about just a upgraded guard key card that actually lets you get inside the facility...
does anyone have that one micspam about a half life scientist getting mad over HECU destroying his futa porn
Blimpy confirmed for BIGGEST FUCK UPPER of ALLLLLL TIME!
When the fuck is another update comming! This version feels unplayable with how the SCPs and the constant furry flood is at the moment!
Azn pride has been afking for couple of rounds. Now he's a d-boi in his cell.
Yeah he does that a lot. PUT HIM ON THE LIST BOOOOOYYYYSSSSSS
At this point it's worse to NOT be on the list
IN 22.214.171.124 DBOI IS AFKING IN HIS CELL
Nickels is bae
Shut up kingdom come lad.
faggot beta orbiter kys
Nickles never plays when I do
Thank fuck. He sounds like a faggot. I'd KoS the faggot anyways
post the list
youre on the list now
ok so it's me, azn guy
Doc Zul can't hit me if I have europoor ping
did any one else notice that it shows you holding cards vertically but it shows other people holding it horizontally
ADDED TO THE LIST
tfw you're a cheeky bastard but ain't on the list
disconnected server is full
are you sure we dont have enough to populate another server
Running away from every SCP
Crippling social anxiety
Still manage to play just fine and even order people around
Is this game magic or what? I even went out and bought a microphone just to play.
nickels is my waifu
People leave the servers for the night without saying goodbye
Pls stop friends
We aren't friends, buddy, you guys are just like-minded people I find tolerable to play with.
You sound like someone who grenades elevators.
to be fair the game crashed xd
I've never grenaded a single elevator in 100+ hours and only tked a few times by accident, I'm just antisocial. Ironic considering this is a pretty social game.
Join me server. 1 min intercom length. Plus I need to stress test it
Ff on or off?
Off. NA based
into the trash it goes
Why the fuck is the ff off?
Shiiiittttt I'll turn it on then lmao
KK it's on now
it will just sound weird and out of nowhere. i barely ever say anything. but i say goodbye to larry when he dies
I conbected to it for couple of mins . I was rhe only one in lobby
Gorgeous Impact just made the list
fucking round extending camping faggot
AND he OWES ME 10 dollars!
Yea it's dead af rn. no ones on the discord rn either so I can't be like yo connect.
I'll connect but i'll afk because making food
Since when do we have a discord
If it's a private server, download cdn.discordapp.com
master_server_to_contact = memesystem.party:30000
to the config
You are not the Lingie faggot, are you?
The official SCP sl discord
No I'm not.
It's not. I've already sent both ip's to be verified
Where's all the peeps at?
SOLAIRE JUST MADE THELIST
Where's that Terraria Apache Henry.
don't go down the first elevator
go down after they do
I was expecting it but still
Can I have my ten dollars though?
There's someone streaming this shit on Twitch to 10 people
post the twitch stream
Just look up SCP Secret Lab. There's only three streams.
It's not too bad
is he on the list?
slim dick solaire
No, but you are now for sure.
he should be
That's, "slim dick McSmall ball rocket fingers" to YOU pal.. And, don't you forget it!
Please put me on the cool kids list
my dad runs the list kid whats your name i can tell him to put you on it... i you give me your lunch money
please stop saying my name
you fucking sabotaged and killed the whole ntf squad except the guy whos micspamming
My name's, [DATA EXPUNGED]
Can you prove that? Or is that just hear say? Please provide proof or else you're just crying in the rain pally.
join as doctor
d boys making their way to entrance zone
micspam comes on from mtf team
game crashes because of mic spam
what the fuck
That's the power of kirby baby
larry again borrowed an entrance room
don't worry i rescued everyone from the room
Larry what the fuck did you do?
what'd I do
Is it jus me or has this been happening even more lately?
tfw julikas and shark shark are absolute bros to me
stop being an autistic tard
Back again. Wow the server got verified already. It's on the public list now.
Is poon still the one making the list or did somebody just copy paste it to pretend they're cool.
Someone post this 'list'
End of the List.
It's because of our nordic heritage. We show good sportmanship to both teammates and enemies alike if they aren't shitting on everyone else's fun and experience. If they are scumbag grievers, our viking blood makes us seek retribution.
Does this mean I'm on the cool kid list?
jullikas is Nordic too? Vaffan hur många är det?!
För många! Han är finländare.
Fixed det får dej
This is fucking trippy to me. Had a ridiculous amount of difficulty of seeing whether he was looking up or down.
nigger, shark shark is a literal tranny
gillar inte finland
Ni e fan på min KoS lista nu.
And vikings crossdressed in past just for the fuck of it because they didnt care what others think of the way they were having fun if it didn't cause trouble to antone else. You shouldn't either.
The fact that you must retroactively adjust history to fit your contemporary worldview and legitimize it says all that needs to be said.
T. Shark the tranny.
Caroleans are cooler anyway
shark shark is just a kid
The fact I don't give a shit how others express themselves or have fun if it doesn't affect anyone else harmfully, does say a lot about me indeed.
and Veeky Forums has a minimal age requirement
I can't help that not all women are soprano.
They're very nice.
spawn as larry
go to leave containment
Peanut and doc are retarded and got trapped in light containment
Rush to nuke room in hopes no one disarms it
As I get there an NTF turns it off
Round could've ended right there
It goes on for another 10 fucking minutes
All because I couldn't team kill this retard who keep turning the nuke off
Fuck not having friendly fire on
stop playing on shit servers
I've never had issues with teamkillers
fuck all of you eastern scum, you all sound like dirty allahus and you take the game way too fucking seriously, and when you whine and complain about it you sound unbearably annoying
I like you, you are an honest person. Come to Finland and fuck my grandpa.
based fennoswede bro
Oh, it's Radical Larry sharing a ride with MTF gunlet.
Why doesn't Larry have one of those old person scooters?
who else is headshotting people from behind while fighting peanut or other scp?
Me. By accident. Because they got into the line of fire. Because I told them to stay in front of me where it's safest.
get tk'd with a shot in the face by some buttfag outside
he goes to intercom to spam music
i toss a grenade down in intercom and then gun him down when he comes out
Idk if that was you but tell the whole story if it is
spawn as NTF
someone kills themselves with a nade
other guy nades me to death
GET IN HERE BOYS
yeah no everyone just left
everyone is sadly leaving
be a nerd
fellow nerd finds the gun and tells me they are terrible shot and I should hold on to it
i'm not too good at aiming myself but fuck it
we get in the card machine room with bunch of d-bois
start shooting around scaring all but one d-boi out of the room
run out bullets
don't let the d-boi know the fact, instead just open the door and tell him to fuck off OR ELSE
the mad man actually fucks off and we hear muffled neck snap in distance seconds later
FAHK YEW BUY THE GAME
if only you had around 4000 things to choose from and add to the game to keep it fresh and fun
if only I was the sole dev
this game would be huge by now
and extremely buggy
HALLWAY JUST ENDS
im written twice, am I cool enough now?
Larry's magical realm has increased in size.
no players on any servers
Ebin maymays, but you have to be 18+ to
post here. You should probably go back to >>>/Reddit/
it's 8:30 AM burger time, what do you expect?
I'm at work which involves watching other people play a game. It's like hours of spectator mode with less shit talk and memes and I get paid for it. After the shift I'm ready to release some steam in the form of elevator nading and micspamming.
Oi same here buddy
What is your line of work, Anons?
Is it time for the euro server to start up yet?
I'm working at one of those Escape-from-locked-room type of places. I guide players in, give rules, spectate their game and give hints. Nice and cozy but won't be my career.
I'm ready for a gamu if anyone else is
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