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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Update Happened Edition

Last Thread:
veekyforums.com/thread/209920370/video-games

Update happened but no special splash page or anything, so just go here
teamfortress.com/?tab=updates

Tips and guides
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HUDs: huds.tf | teamfortress.tv/33738
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Sites
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BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview

Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
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pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
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FACEIT (NA/EU): faceit.com
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Chapelaria (SA): steamcommunity.com/groups/chapelaria

List of good Community servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

Discord
meatspin.fr

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veekyforums.com/thread/209920370/video-games
teamfortress.com/?tab=updates
teamfortress.tv/servers
tf2r.com/k25jsxv.html
youtu.be/duIaFQVZx1k
youtu.be/xAMmk7lb458

Playboyize
Playboyize

veekyforums.com/thread/209920370/video-games
what does this even mean

you think valve is gonna backpedal and readd copyright infringing material? youre brainlet as fuck

Supergrass
Supergrass

nth for 7s is the future
veekyforums.com/thread/209920370/video-games
I'm not a furry owo

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

this update was objectively good

viagrandad
viagrandad

first for remove sniper and pyro?

RumChicken
RumChicken

adding Glicko to casual is something not even a braindead spic would do

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

tf2r.com/k25jsxv.html
it might take a bit for me to deliver after it ends i got shit to do tomorrow

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

best update in 2 years, doesn't even have a splash page just a flaccid blog post
Is it because they only shipped out one cosmetic crate?

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

when the entire modeling community comes down on them for listening to one retarded weeb? Yeah, im certain.

Techpill
Techpill

maybe they actually spent like two hours playing the game and changing shit instead of making epic source pictures

Methshot
Methshot

You made the thread too early faggot

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

750 fagotron

Bidwell
Bidwell

two new threads in one day
So this... is the power... of actually updating your game

whereismyname
whereismyname

i'm so angry i'm gonna masturbate to miss pauling

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

cold eggs are heckin gross

farquit
farquit

yeah! show it to 'em big boys
wait what

iluvmen
iluvmen

Hey can somebody make me a cool new tf2 meme for me?

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

here's a cool new tf2 meme for ya: my ass

likme
likme

get fucked pop meme reddit

5mileys
5mileys

Have one (1) epic

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massdebater
massdebater

omg desu ne kawai!!! sugoi ne
NANI!! Xd

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

you can equip both eagle cosmetics together
i hope freedom wrapped weapons don't cost too much

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SniperGod
SniperGod

one of my favorites

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

i hope freedom wrapped weapons don't cost too much
A-user... I-I...

Nojokur
Nojokur

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Well it depends if you want it strange and/or factory new and/or unusual. All three would be fucking neat.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

ten bucks for just a battle scarred RL

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

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happy_sad
happy_sad

Original thread was on page 6 and still not archived even now, faggete

King_Martha
King_Martha

how the h*ck do I stop mastercoms from removing my decals so quickly?
already changed mp_decal to 4096
how do I make them stay longer?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Why are the developers so terrible at balancing? Literally nobody asked for Pyro update to involve buffing M1 and nerfing combo/finesse play. Now they nerf M1, make backpedal Pyro v Pyro like 500% more effective, and you can literally juggle anyone in the middle of a room with scorch and instant axt finish them without even involving walls.

Brilliant.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

On the other hand, almost everyone asked for Pyro to get a single shot fire-based rocket launcher, a jetpack, and a throwable area denier that sets people on fire and we got all three.

JunkTop
JunkTop

New meme: le TF2 gamer face
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Supergrass
Supergrass

You're ugleh.

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RavySnake
RavySnake

ok

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Spamalot
Spamalot

tfw the southie shinobi clips hard with the new cargo pants
FUCK

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Booteefool
Booteefool

Implying you need the southie shinobi in order to be a weeb

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Irl image from the legendary battle of b4nny vs. Pottis

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idontknow
idontknow

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Evilember
Evilember

You mean the fire rocket launcher that's garbage against everyone except other Pyros? Especially combo Pyros? And the jetpack that makes it so you can't do anything but be an M1 bad?

massdebater
massdebater

it does more dps than stock and is perfect for comboing with as it does more damage to enemies on fire. the jetpack is perfect for backburner / phlog. i dont know why you are pretending they are completely terrible, its like saying gunboats are bad because it "make you an m1" thats retarded

Techpill
Techpill

In honor of the new forever jumping scout, I resurrect dead gif!

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

df
garbage
you mean to tell me you can't even aim within +/-15 degrees of an enemy's position? because if the enemy is anywhere near the central third of your screen the dragon's fury absolutely shreds them, the hitboxes are so fucking huge you can melt full hp heavies easily

Methnerd
Methnerd

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WebTool
WebTool

How does one do the infinite tpose jump?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

top UI is now on community servers
weird

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

literally started using Sydney Sleeper yesterday
gets nerfed
Fuck my life
On a side note, is Axetinguisher good again?

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Nojokur
Nojokur

It's almost like he doesn't know there was a patch which both reduced the width of the projectile, reduced the damage after they're on fire unless you hit them directly center mass, and lowers damage from distance.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

morwannig is this you playing on a hightower server

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FastChef
FastChef

Why is the Axtinguisher still here? Just to suffer?

Firespawn
Firespawn

"Ok"

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

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massdebater
massdebater

hold madmilk
kill self by typing kill in console
when you spawn take out madmilk again
look at the old madmilk from when you died off the the ground, throw your new madmilk and continue holding m1 never letting go ever
pick up the old madmilk
fly

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

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iluvmen
iluvmen

@209962508
Cursed image delet right now THANKS

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I'm so glad I can play this game with you guys and I'm so happy it's still as loved as it is.

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

jaja cursed imag XD

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Havent played the new patch yet, do the flamer changes actually do what they're supposed to. Is DF worth using any more. Did autobal get added to casual or did they change how it works just to torment community servers.

Playboyize
Playboyize

nice custom hud broke

FastChef
FastChef

Dragon fury is still good, just requires more aim, autobalance is in casual now, it's jarringly sudden.

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

custom hud
oh my god

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

dont tell me you virgins use the default hud

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

making reddit weebs have a meltdown
Absolutely based

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

new update
pyro still braindead
scout still exists
maybe I'll not play this game still

hairygrape
hairygrape

look at him go!

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

autobalance is in casual now
It was a long time coming, but now casual will no longer be an endless fountain of the worst games of tf2 I've ever played.

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

tfw just play spire for 12 hours a day
haven't queued for casual in months

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DeathDog
DeathDog

I was talking about what they originally added in Jungle Inferno. He said nobody asked for M1 buff and combo nerf. I'm saying in addition to doing what nobody asked for, Valve also gave us all three weapons that people did ask for.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

They gave the fire launcher in the worst design possible.

massdebater
massdebater

The biggest casualty of casual was the fact that no one plays custom maps anymore.

whereismyname
whereismyname

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hairygrape
hairygrape

Do not bully Pyro mains

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King_Martha
King_Martha

The Detonator is one of the best splash weapons in TF2. People should use that more often.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

can i play pyro without feeling like a jerk yet

Skullbone
Skullbone

im so thankful the old cams are back, and couldn't have come at a better time

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eGremlin
eGremlin

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

The changes to lag compensation have fucked it up bad. Moving around feels lagged now proportional to your ping like you were watching spectate.

The hitboxes are god knows where too: anyone moving laterally if you actually aim center-mass or for headshots you either miss or barely do damage. DF was taking 4-5 shots to kill a scout or engie unless getting a dead center mass shot. Arm with burning does barely anything.

Degreaser is worthless now. Takes like 5 secs to kill anyone and if they backpedal you it does like 15dps.

Only truly effective tactic anymore is scorch juggle them into axt sting. Its like original Axt except even better bc the initial burn+puff are the same move and you can juggle them in the middle of anywhere and does 175 sting.

The developers are completely fucking incompetent.

Natascha is back to how it was pre-nerf with the insane slows. Short Circuit does the old 15metal cost with the new "shrapnel blast" effect so it hard-counters any Soldier not using shotgun against them. There is some perma floating glitch too. If you get the melee glitch for zero dmg with Axt it extinguishes the fire too, fucking you over even more.

Methnerd
Methnerd

ui version '3' in info.vdf to get HUDs that haven't been updated yet functioning

King_Martha
King_Martha

B3nnie time
youtu.be/duIaFQVZx1k

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Evilember
Evilember

Enter 2fort server to test new shit out
See a heavy with a white painted shirt and hat
Not one spec of Blu anywhere on him, except the very subtle color of his pants
Map lighting made his clothing appear slightly red tinted
He was on Blu

Valve...didn't you SPECIFICALLY say bullshit like this wouldn't happen. How long has this been a thing?

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

do i deserve

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

wow that is a first

viagrandad
viagrandad

What else is there to competitive tf2 other than dm? What exactly does 'game sense' entail?

iluvmen
iluvmen

ok

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

You can't paint the Apparatchik's Apparel

askme
askme

so did the update fix pyro or what? I haven't played yet

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

that shirt isnt meant to be painted should it?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

what does it mean when i kill an enemy player and they type 'dont deserve' ?

Emberburn
Emberburn

you might've bodyshotted them as sniper

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

It's a b4nny meme lol

eGremlin
eGremlin

do you actually believe only one person had a problem with it

Soft_member
Soft_member

join casual valve server
go outside
enemy scout is in civilian pose
has infinite air jumps
purple soda popper puffs
no weapon in sight
just flying around

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Illusionz
Illusionz

So. How ridiculous is the projectile erasing ball?

Seems a little shitty since it does so little damage and the metal cost is ridiculous.

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

You may have killed them in a shitty way w/ a crit, it's a b4nny meme watch some of his videos on YouTube(tm).

happy_sad
happy_sad

look at the ground and stand next to them when shooting that thing. kills 125 health classes.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Its not made for doing damage

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Casual Mode now uses the Glicko skill rating system behind the scenes to better create balanced matches and group players by skill level
Still get matched with idiots on both teams.

Methshot
Methshot

maybe that says something about you, user

Flameblow
Flameblow

cant shit on cloaked spies no mo
fug

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

You can reflect the new short circuit ball by the way

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

So its working then?

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RavySnake
RavySnake

yur screen's fucked

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Playboyize
Playboyize

I FUCK JUMPING SO MUCH

AHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

IS TEASING BULLY????????

NICE IMG

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hairygrape
hairygrape

I was playing against this shit earlier on payload
Two engies humping the cart with this shit spamming it just like your webm
Soldiers, demos, and cuntsman alike couldn't touch anybody on the cart unless snipers took out these engies or they got flanked by pyros
Its also horseshit on the astronaut monkey map and hightower

takes2long
takes2long

I was doing exactly that on Upward
It was pretty fun desu

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

fix pyro cancer
create engi cancer
why can't valve do anything right

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Jojo Hat!

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TechHater
TechHater

why did you name your Attendant that?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

TEN
NINE
EIGHT
SEVEN
SIX
FIVE
FOUR
THREE
TWO
ONE
WE HAVE LIFT OFF!

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Just go away jotards

Spamalot
Spamalot

he can't avoid the short circuit projectile
Dude just don't go around corners into Engineers with projectile weapons.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

which character do all the furries play

SniperWish
SniperWish

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King_Martha
King_Martha

FUCK PYROS AND PYROMAINS
SUCK ON MY BALLS, YOU RETARDS

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

How is this even Jotaro's outfit?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Looks nothing alike

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

No, its an exact duplicate. And shouldn't exist, but I love jojo.

Illusionz
Illusionz

literally who

Firespawn
Firespawn

Should have had the hair in back.
A heavy Logo Charm
A chain on collar
Open front
Some fucking length to the jacket.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

the previous nerfs to this weapon were not well-received
so we nerfed it some more
I'm convinced that no one on the TF2 team gives a single fuck at this point

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

it is better than the last axtinguisher though, it does roughly the same damage but actually has the utility of burst speed. powertrain is still better but axtinguisher is fun to mess around with

RavySnake
RavySnake

nerfed it some more
No, it still does the same damage as before, even a single puff of a flamethrower then instantly changing to axtinguisher will do 110 damage, or you can try the better one and flare gun then axtinguish for 141 damage.
Plus the speed buff for 3 seconds is great, no need to take additional damage like the powerjack to escape now.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Scouts should use the Sun-on-a-Stick to make up for the Axtinguisher's shittiness.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

To that one dumb fuck who mailed Eric regarding Starboard Crusader

I hope you're realizing Plumber's Cap is a thing, you big ole waste of shit, because if that ain't a rip-off of an IP, then you're seriously dumber than a sack of fucking hamsters, but even the sack has greater combined intelligence than you.

farquit
farquit

Shoo shoo sjw jew. Back to reset era.

RumChicken
RumChicken

That is normally how being dumber than something works.

cum2soon
cum2soon

pyrovision + scout exploit + hightower = things dreams are made of

King_Martha
King_Martha

If a jotard is mad, I am glad.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Scorch + Axt is now a guaranteed 1-shot on anyone except for Heavy. They get juggled straight up even in the middle of a room, so its actually better than the original version except against Heavies.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Reminder that third degree is still a direct upgrade to the fire axe despite them always saying there will only be sidegrades

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Fish is direct upgrade too.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

u mad bro?

Illusionz
Illusionz

The Plumber's Cap is parody because it has an E not an M. Parody is fair use and not copyright infringement.

farquit
farquit

IMO this is why they should add the decals back but just replace the symbols with TF2 icons.

Playboyize
Playboyize

yfw you cucked an entire fanbase with one email to valve.

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Methshot
Methshot

So change the emblem to like a Sandvich then instead of removing everything and it would be fine under fair use.

Firespawn
Firespawn

i actually enjoy playing pyro again, sure new dragons fury is hard as fuck to land any shots and you basically become a worse scout but man is it fun to try and hit a good scout. this is the first time in half a year that ive even seen a degreaser let alone anyone trying to combo which is insane. how do other players feel about the new pyro? are they still difficult to deal with? i haven't really tried anything other than pyro today

takes2long
takes2long

hitboxes are actually fixed
thanks valve,love you.

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askme
askme

tfw spent hundreds of hours getting used to the nonsensical hitboxes for sniping
have to relearn it all now

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

it is so much fun to force somebody to chase you and you just slowly ascend into the heavens with your retarded legs and butt

w8t4u
w8t4u

Pls help. How do fly as jumping boy?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Why haven't they made the gas passer actually worth using

Having to wait an abnormally long time just to use it sucks ass, and its outclassed by the Scorch shot and hell, even the vanilla flamethrower

Whats the point of this weapon

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Firespawn
Firespawn

a fist and an open palm are the same
a hat that doesn't turn into hair is the same as a hat that does
This is whatever is above mental gymnastics. Dudes opened up a circus, and is every single person in said circus.

RumChicken
RumChicken

mvm

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Funny you mention that. They nerfed it in mvm so it sucks there too.

farquit
farquit

spend all night buying keys trying to get the JoJo hat
finally get it
it looks like THIS ingame
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY DID THEY DO THIS
ITS NOT FAIIIIIIIIIIIIR

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I imagine it'll be back to the older version, or a revised version soon. Once valves lawyers get into the office and can give it a once over.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Delicious jotard tears

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

haha conno deyo duh!!!!!!!!!
heh mooda mooda mooda reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
omae wa mo understtannnndu YES YES YES I AM

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

It looks like the attendant now

Im a little surprised they did this considering the Hellboy hat, the flash hat, and probably a billion other things. Some semi-obscure anime stuff is the one thats the last straw?

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SniperWish
SniperWish

The difference here is someone bitched and moaned about it. I doubt anyone emailed valve about the hellboy items or whatever being ip infringement.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Maybe shitters should come up with good and original hats instead of anime shit :^)

Flameblow
Flameblow

So, about this infinite jump exploit thing.
how to?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Maybe bitch babies should learn what an homage is. ;^)
Though anime hats are bad.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Dragon's Fury is nearly as powerful as a DH missile in close range
is this intentional?
youtu.be/xAMmk7lb458

Evilember
Evilember

I'm sick of homage hats. There are too many on the workshop. Why does tf2 need an homage to mario or jojo?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

They don't, but homages are legal. I personally think we less homage hats as well, but without meme hats none of the whales would open cases.

Emberfire
Emberfire

the people from those other fanbases will really want to get their hands on "homage" hats and might go out of their way to buy them, wich gives Valve money.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

my two fav games got their homages, the rest might as well be hot garbage
watch the engineer or medick get a pickle rick sometime this year

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Don't you put that evil on us. Gods I dont want on topic pickle posting from/tv/ everyday

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

You don't want this?

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

G-God's not real, Scout! *buuuuurp*

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

letting soldiers and demos through just to break his nest
add this please

JunkTop
JunkTop

What do you guys think of the new ranks?

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

get fucked tards 2 hrs of flying around in hightower and not one of the 6 votekicks passed against me
the prinny lives on!
valve should just replace spectator mode with birdscout

what is youtube?

Bidwell
Bidwell

people defending plagiarism

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

It is extremely irresponsible to suggest getting a dom/me for someone who just wants to try the physical sensation. The emotional investment in that kind of relationship is massive, and it can seriously fuck you up if terminated without care.

My master got tired of me last summer and broke things off. I'm still spontaneously bursting into tears every now and then. Nothing else can fill the hole in my life that he left, and I still structure my day around being available when he is, just in case he wants to hang out. I've bought him multiple plane tickets to go see his new girlfriend, simply so that I'm still involved with his life. And hearing him thank me and tell me what a good person I am for doing it makes me almost feel like I did when he would tell me what a good boy I was.

happy_sad
happy_sad

not understanding what plagiarism is

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Skullbone
Skullbone

I've been wondering for years how TF2 gets away with "homage" hats.

I think Hellboy hat got away with it because I'm pretty sure that hat was free, or had a VERY high chance of being free, and most of the ones that exist aren't tradable. Actually, now that I think about it, damn near every one of the Halloween cosmetics are the ones that usually are 1:1 copies of their source material. And most of them are free or you can get just by doing stuff in game. I think thats how they get away with those.

Every other 1:1 copy of existing IP's was usually a promotional item.

But that Jojo hat was almost a 1:1 copy, they were making money with it...so im not surprised that it had to be changed. However I am surprised that these were allowed. I just looked through all of the hats on the wiki, and I was a little surprised. I was for sure thinking Soldier (or Pyro) would be the worst offenders, but its actually Demoman. All these hats are 1:1 remakes of the shit from their franchises: Blade, Django, and The Incredibles. I'm VERY surprised Disney hasn't sued over this Frozone thing desu.

But the worst offender of all is the Mario hat. Changing the M to an E isnt how copyright works.

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Lunatick
Lunatick

Not gonna lie, former redditor here. This is fucking hilarious watching r/tf2 crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let (((them))) make money off it.

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

>>>/reddit/

TreeEater
TreeEater

he doesn't know the epic /ptg/ meme

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

The amount of pleasure from upsetting those retards makes it worth it.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

whazzzup my fellow 4channers

Flameblow
Flameblow

even reddit is better than this thread
you guys are trash

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Someone needs to make a Bonk edit for that pic

cum2soon
cum2soon

copy-write

Lunatick
Lunatick

Jotard also a redditard huh? Poor baby, go suckle some soy from your ba-ba.

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TechHater
TechHater

In all likelihood: It will be back up in an altered state before long

Change the circle part to the TF2 logo
Change the badge to Heavy's fist, not the other fist

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iluvmen
iluvmen

I get a boner every time Demoman gets a cosmetic actually related to his profession of explosives

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viagrandad
viagrandad

Professional killstreak fireproof secret diary
How?

Techpill
Techpill

yare yare...

SniperGod
SniperGod

shutup Veeky Forums you hacker

yeah but those two don't look good together. changed my mind about buying the hat

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JunkTop
JunkTop

Just for research purposes how hard are you right now?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

user ruins a hat
Everyone is in ruins

good work boys, regroup next update

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

the bots on skial can have that cosmetic painted, it's literally only on those servers

Nojokur
Nojokur

Hahaha, oh wow

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

we need a version of this but with the email and jojo hat

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massdebater
massdebater

At first I felt bad for the people that bought the Jojo hat only to have its badges removed

But the immense levels of butthurt and finger pointing at the guy on Veeky Forums that emailed Eric is causing me to laugh my ass off

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Buffscale

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cum2soon
cum2soon

I am proud of tf2g
tfw fpfags and redditors had to go through your endless shitposts

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likme
likme

Oh no, you caught me
I don't feel a need to post with my trip here. I rarely post here and this place has enough trips anyway.

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

at ease, gg no re

Methshot
Methshot

Looks like they stole our uncle dane meme though.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

based user

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

thanks for the neat webm famlamadingdongpingpong
finna post it everywhere now

Flameblow
Flameblow

totally BASED user

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Hol up, don't you have a reddit account bag boy?

eGremlin
eGremlin

I find it hilarious how some random redditors are assuming the jojo hat's changes are completely some fag on Veeky Forums who emailed valve's fault

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Something's not right there. The DF has never done that much damage per shot. It does like 25 for the first hit and like 75 per hit on burning targets. But with the FT changes and making the projectile 25% narrower it often takes 4 shots to kill even 125 health classes atm. Something is busticated.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I hope the person who sent the email gets a bug hat

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

042
Yeah, it's u/BasedViva

TechHater
TechHater

we know fatass go back there and talk about gay shit like wrestling and music

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Apparently, you don't know since that one individual was so unsure that he had to ask for confirmation

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I think that was just the setup for a punchline.

Illusionz
Illusionz

did valve managed to make pyro useless again
i fucking hate pyros

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

we all know anonymous is a fucking dumbass

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Wasn't much of a punchline, then. Prolly weak delivery

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

the pyros.... they’re useless.... valve how could you

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

The spies.. they're too powerful.. I can't stop them.. I feel horrible.. I need someone to calm me down.. lemme make a raffle for a shitty craft hat for new friends!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

don’t fucking reply to me, bitch

Methnerd
Methnerd

Woah, there. Language, mister

SniperWish
SniperWish

Redditors so butthurt that a cosmetic in the game was slightly altered that they're going to bitch about it unendingly for the next week

vs.

4chinner so personally affronted about a game dev profiting off his favorite japanese anime that he wrote an angry letter to them asking it to get changed

As a wise man once said, both sides are bad

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TechHater
TechHater

Oh dang is biba taking shots at vibri

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

natascha slowdown doesnt stop after a while so you can be stuck at 0% speed
mad milk + soda popper infinite jump exploit
doublejump switch bug trying to fix atomizer
DF accidentally does way too much damage now
valve doesnt playtest shit
its only slightly nerfed now
still better than old (pre jungle) pyro
i think its balanced now

cum2soon
cum2soon

992
?

takes2long
takes2long

yes and no. Pyros need to steer the flames once more so hopefully seziure spin will be gone and they do less damage if they dont bother tracking. DF also got a hitbox and projectile nerf.

axetinguisher is now good again and jetpack got a holster buff.
so combo pyro will likely be back, especially with thruster being good enough now to combo with axe and degreaser. Wm1 will still exist though wont be the hell it was in jungle

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

038
bagboy

Flameblow
Flameblow

007
Bond, james bond

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

107
They don't exist in Brooklyn

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

They need to add a "only one of a class per team" limit to competitive, the 6s nerds can go fuck themselves because playing against six Scouts or six Natascha Heavies isn't fun

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Ohhh so this is the tea eff two I’ve been hearing about

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

How about 4 mini senty engis and 2 medics vs the comptard lineup?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

when the fuck is valve going to do a new weapons update
im fucking tired of hat shit

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

The Short Circuit change was essentially a new weapon.

hairygrape
hairygrape

BASED user trolling weebs epic meme style! Praise KEK!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

This update looks fucking awesome
Is tf2 saved?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

its also a living hell on turbine. u literally cant see shit from them

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

NOOO I CAN'T ROLEPLAY AS MY FAVORITE ANIME CHARACTER IN TF2
I WOULD ROLEPLAY IN REAL LIFE BUT THE COSTUMES ARE ALL 5 SIZES TOO SMALL
FUCK YOU user YOU RUINED MY LIFE

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Updated the autobalance feature to more quickly respond to team imbalances
Will select the best candidates to balance the teams then ask the candidates for volunteers
If no volunteers are found, candidates will be switched when they die
If no candidates die within a reasonable period of time, candidates will be forcibly switched to the other team
+oversnatch matchmaking system
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PUBSTOMP LIKE THIS
IM A FUCKING SPY MAIN YOU DUMB ROBIN
ANYONE WITH MY LEVEL OF EXPERIENCE ARE IMMUNE TO SPIES

massdebater
massdebater

lmao get cucked

Illusionz
Illusionz

make new account
get piled with f2pshitters
pubstomp all you want until your rank gets high to be matched with veterans then repeat
ezpzlemonsquez

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

no wonder im bottom fragging since 5 hours ago
one more reason to ditch this unfun game

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

The requirements to access Competitive Mode have changed: If you do not own a Competitive Matchmaking Pass, you must now be at least Casual level 3 in addition to being a Premium user and having a valid phone number associated with your account.
what were the previous requirements?

DeathDog
DeathDog

buffing M1
What are you talking about? This update made sure the pyro has to fucking aim while the seizure spread that was the most efficient way to play jungle inferno flamethrower was nerfed because it was a very braindead way to do damage that was pretty much unavoidable.

girlDog
girlDog

The above minus the casual level requirement

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

level 3 in casual
thats like fucking 15 minutes tops.
its literally nothing. what the fuck.
i dont even play casual and im level 38
they should have made it require level 15 at least.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

fire short circuit ball in the back of a backing away scout
theorical max damage of 95
meatshot with the panic attack does 108
1
0
fucking
8
boy oh boy

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

isn't that like, 2 matches of pubstomping?
i can get to that level in less than 30 mins

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

short circuit is a pistol replacement, not a shotgun replacement
O M FING G

5mileys
5mileys

is valve finally giving a shit about their original fpses again?
are we going to see weekly tf2 updates and valve endorsing tf2 comp?
have they finally realize cartooney fps are fucking popular right now and theyve been neglecting the shit they made that started the trend?
have they finally gave a shit to hire more than 6 people to work on tf2?

are we going to see tf2 being made great again?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

no

hairygrape
hairygrape

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

no

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

How to improve casual
simplify
DONT let people choose every single map they want. this would lead to a lot of people choosing only 2fort and hightower.
group maps and gamemodes in "map groups" similar to CSGO
Active duty group: 5cp, A/D (tc_hydro included) and koth - basically all the Control Point modes
Reserves group: CTF, PLR (except hightower, 2fort and turbine, more on that later)
Shitter group: 2fort, turbine and hightower only: reduced XP or no XP gain at all to deter people from playing here

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girlDog
girlDog

The new piss rifle is amazing
It doesn't beat stock at all but it's super fun to use

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takes2long
takes2long

Valve priority list

Making money by selling other people's games > Dota >>>>> CS:GO >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TF2 >>>>> Anything else

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I want even less freedom in this shitty matchmaking system
Fuck off, I don't want to play half of the shitty 5cp maps just to have a chance to play in the good ones. I also don't want to play koth.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

you forgot VR between dota and cs

massdebater
massdebater

IT'S FULL MOON BABY
guess who is gonna wear the nugget noggin and show the world that chickens can fly
it is me

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

freedom
hey buddy
take a look at this

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girlDog
girlDog

You mean the dead community servers with 500 varieties of cp_orange? Great advice.

You suggestion will just make people leaving because of the maps they don't like. I shouldn't be forced to play maps I don't want which was never a thing in TF2. Maybe overwatch or whatever the garbage you're playing is more up your alley.

SniperGod
SniperGod

another possible division would be something like this
"Static" gamemodes: CTF, PLR and KOTH (modes where you dont get forward spawns and the objective is always in the same place)
Dynamic gamemodes (control point): 5cp, A/D, TC
Dynamic gamemodes (cart): Snowplow, payload

if you think about it, the idea of multi-stage CP and payload maps where after each round you "switch" to another map without really having to load anything is great.
you could always fill a community server with your friends, or vote the map you want at the end of casual.

5mileys
5mileys

Stop being so butthurt, who fucking cares if they rip-off hats? They look cool, that's the only thing I care about.
And fuck Nintendo.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Kill yourself degenerate furry

hairygrape
hairygrape

dude just revive community servers lmao
Or you could get over the fact people don't want to play the maps/modes you want. The world doesn't revolve around you.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Catchphrase this

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eGremlin
eGremlin

gets butthurt nobody wants to play the maps he want
"get over the fact people don't want to play the maps/modes you want"
ironic
also yesterday when the update dropped me and a few friends managed to revive an empty community server and people started joining us
but i guess you casualfags want everything handed to you with a silverspoon so thats not good enough for you is it

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I always knew Jesus loves America.

Playboyize
Playboyize

tfw valve listens to this but not the bug fixes I send them

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

don't talk to me, my eagle or my eagle's son ever again

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

i cant believe they added that bird to soldier. He already had one.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

did ya guys see uncle dan's new pub video?? pretty epic in my imo

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Do you really expect anyone on the current tf2 team to know that he already had one?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

You guys don't understand, it was a Muppets reference all along.

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eGremlin
eGremlin

gets butthurt nobody wants to play the maps he want
Yes, you are. You're literally asking the TF2 team to make it so people can't even pick which map to play so they lump some shit you probably like to play but nobody does with more popular maps. I mean you could apply your logic to yourself, if you want to play some barely popular map, just get some people together and get a community server running, rather than forcing the entire casual MM playerbase to play a map they don't want to. I mean you have to lack self awareness big time to not see how egoistical you're being here.

viagrandad
viagrandad

where would that card game fit in that list? before or after dota?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

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SniperGod
SniperGod

wew lad

SniperWish
SniperWish

enter tf2g
0 (zero) pink wojaks

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