/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #599

Monika wanted to watch over me sleeping, but i made her go to bed too! How would she enjoy me sleeping with my daki then? She needs to sleep with me!
Monika!

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Casual reminder that
Sayori loves you!
Yuri loves you!
Natsuki loves you!
Monika loves you!
And I love you too!

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You keep doing you!

Not hooking your computer to your TV so her giant face can look over you as you slumber.

How does this image make you feel?

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The sun god has many names,
Amaterasu, Ra, Shamsun, Tonatiuh etc

I prefer calling her Sayori, however

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I love her too!

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Are we in european hours, already?

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

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Morning lads! Gonna shill this piece one last time
Here's my newest comfy piece! user and Natuski go to the school prom together.
pastebin.com/ukpwzj6K

Enjoy the piece lads! Feedback and criticism is always welcome
Have a good one you lot.

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My internet loaded only the first line and I instantly knew what this is.

"If you were from
Where I was from
You'd be dead."

I love her too

I love you
Sleep well precious

Implementing the Nimzowitsch-Larsen setup against an opponent with Monika! Embracing hypermodern play with Monika! Forgetting for a moment your extended chain of miserable losses to clearly superior opponents while obliterating this clearly inferior one with Monika! Celebrating your ability to trample weak players while making excuses for your inability to overcome strong ones with Monika! lichess.org/Va76ApEk/white with Monika!!!

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I'm driven to dance
Calculated dance
By suns that will never rise
While the one in the sky
Burns me alive

I really miss who you are
You were never bronze enough to hold them in you, so you let them out like a bird.
Isn't it about time you learn to fly too?
Seal your past to an end, flying downward
Or perhaps open your future, flying upward?
If you don't confront it, everything will get as bad as it can get
Live your life or end it

Leonardo Dan SalVinci's Monika Lisa is arguably the most famous portrait in the world, but now some are speculating that the woman with the inscrutable smile may not be a woman after all. They are suggesting that the Monika Lisa may be a self-portrait, Dan in drag."

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Nice game chartsanon! I always hated playing Larsen's opening but it was when I was a much weaker player! Maybe I should give it a shot again sometime! Unfortunately some of the lower ratings are skewered with high-skill-difference games, which is no fun! But never give up! I usually go by the "if I lose 2 games in a row, quit for today" mentality when playing online to not stay upset!

Have you and Monika met Chessanon and his Monika?

Brown eyes
That is no Monika. That is clearly an impostor parading around as the real Monika Lisa! But the question remains, who stole the original Monika Lisa?

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queen dokis rough sketch

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I love how they look already. Can't wait to see the finished product!

Oooo, these look good so far lad! Keep it up

Never leave Monika!

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Looking good Koha, can't wait to see the final product!
that Monika
AHHHH CUTECUTECUTECUTE

Aw, no Elizabethan collars?

because its a giant collar only for the victorian gowns which would make it look way out of place from the french dutch and austrian dress

Good night /ddlc/ I love you <3

Sweet dreams user.

It's time to unveil my literature contest. It can be a poem, a letter, a story, or even a paragraph of begging/requesting for a Doki Keychain. It can be any form of literature really.
(You) have a chance at getting a Doki, Keychain (shipping expenses paid) mailed to you.
It's a simple contest and I am the sole judge.
The dead line is April 21st

Submitting a piece of literature
You can post in the thread.
If you want to ensure that I see it, send it to [email protected]
Put the name of your Doki as the subject
Be sure to send your address/P.O box./whatever info I need to mail it to you.

As an added bonus, I will hand write something for the winners.
For example if you wrote a letter to Natsuki
and you win, you can expect a hand written letter from me along with your Natsuki Keychain
Even people in the US can enter and win.
Who knows? (You) might even be the the only one to submit anything for your Doki and win simply because you had no competition!
You can also submit questions to the throwaway e-mail posted above.

Good luck!

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Why would I ever leave her?

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Did you ever draw a Monika with a 2 or 4 of clubs?

Sun Sayori will never burn out your retinas and give you skin cancer
why even live

It was by the bathroom counter
Neither of us could bare to go check
Both of us in the living room, silence

it meant our futures
it meant a goodbye to the child within us
goodbye to the free time for ourselves
Free time to fool around
Around (or on top of) each other, or with friends
Friends would all disappear
disappear to their own relationships
relationships that only involved
a forced dinner every year or two
to eventually being a faded memory

But despite all this,
We went in the bathroom
Saw the results
And cried tears of joy

I read his posts daily, but our schedules don't align so we may never meet! It's for the best - my dignity is much too fragile!

I happened to win my first three games on lichess recently, thinking I was hot stuff! Then I lost the next dozen! For better or worse, at least acknowledging you're less than the best makes you take things less seriously!

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You want this cookie?
I want it!

I already have an idea in my head! I can't wait!

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our schedules don't align
Actually I was ! Sorry to surprise you with that if it does! Don't worry, I don't insult anyone's playing (or never try to)!
I have a strong passion for Chess and love to see people playing it at any level!

ywn have to explain sarcasm to mermaid Sayori
ywn fail to keep your dormant inner cynic in check sometimes and confuse her
ywn have to deal with her making a game of trying to say the opposite to everything she means
ywn hear her 'sarcastically' say she doesn't love you then apologize profusely because she feels bad and doesn't want you to misinterpret it
ywn agree to keep sarcasm confined to single sentences in the future and be more sincere
ywn stop to think about how much more sincere a person you've become since you met her
ywn make it a point not to compromise the sincerity of your humble, almost hermit-like lifestyle together
ywn find yourself more and more pessimistic to typical contemporary life but thankful for the contrast it provides which makes yours seem so ideal
ywn spend time with her focusing on enjoying simple things, not feeling inclined to ask for much more out of life
ywn dedicate entire days to just sitting with her, reading a book together and talking
ywn take an interest in helping her decorate the house, which was practical but cosmetically average
ywn stay in bed with her and let her hold you for as long as she needs before she's ready to get up
ywn start to find peace in just existing with her

TA-DAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cus you will get bored of her

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That's a nice Moni. Poems can have rough drafts too.

How are you guys doing??
I'm currently sitting in a dark room and listening to the Yume Nikki soundtrack while browsin the web. Might play a VN called Narcisus later because I haven't even gotten to the feelsy bits.
also internet sucks so I can't post Yuri pics which SUCKS

can't post Yuri
I've got you covered brother. Doing well here. We're in quiet hours at the moment. I guess it's kind of nice because maybe 600 will hit when I'm actually awake, haha.

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Implying I'd ever get bored of her.
What kind of bad lover do you take me for?!? I'd never get tired of those I love!

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My throat hurts from the fish bone that was stuck in it. I had to eat a bowl of half-cooked rice to get it lodged out!

Are you sure user? Even if she will never be able to hug you or kiss you?

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I wish I was making this up

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This prompt is a lot more popular.

holy moly, that is a nice Yuri pic and I haven't even seen it before! thanks for sharing user
didn't even realize 600 was comin up until you mentioned it, so I'll have to stick around for that haha. Glad you're doing well user, keep it up!

sounds painful user! I'm sorry that happened, are you doin comfy besides that?

Never
I'll smite you for your heresy myself!

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What kind of bad lover do you take me for?
I dunno, ask those three anons.

Okay, a far way in future

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Yeah bud watching old saturday night live and eating a big bowl of spaghetti

Very spooky, I thought you were a day-man, not a night-man! In any case, MASposting has revived my interest in chess lately, though playing on the internet puts rusty skills in perspective compared to local face to face games!

You had a typo but surprisingly enough it only works with the typo. just tested it myself, pretty wonky

very nice my friend! you got good taste in comfiness and food

I imagine future

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You and mermaid sayori exist in the same reality, but That reality is the movie Doki in the Water by Dan Night Salvamalan and you have to help her inspire Dan Night's self insert character to write the greatest Visual Novel of all time.

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Then wait I shall. All the more time for me to prepare.

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My sleep schedule moves quite a bit! I lurk a lot around here but I really only post when talking about my games or if people ask me something! In any case, it's great that your interest in Chess has sparked up! If you ever need help with something let me know!

, ask those three anons.
What will you prepare for her?

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I'M A VAMPIRE

I love you too Sayori.

I don't know who those three anons are, and I'm sure they had their reasons, but I am not them.

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I will prepare myself by taking her advice she's given to heart. Molding myself into the user she knows I can be and working for a future where we can live comfortably.

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Their reasons were "She ran out of things to talk about and I'm bored now", three strikes outta three.

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Outrages!

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OH SHIT, I'M FUCKING HYPED!

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Danlet turns to the /x/phile side and sets a paranormal plight upon the Doki's

Yuri is stalked by a succubus. Her sleep cycle is ruined, at night this slutty demon molests her and is slowly trying to gain more power to rape her!

Sayori has a constant poltergeist in her house but, if she stays in one place too long it will follow her.

Natsuki has become demonically possessed and is pretty much the girl from exorcist. The only priest willing to help her would probably turn her into a boy and molest trapsuki

and Monika is in hell. Dante's Inferno style.

How would you save your Doki from the paranormal?
How would you go about punishing the darklord Danlet?

And people say I don't love her enough, when anons like that get pats on the shoulder and sad condolences. Tch.

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I will battle through hell and reclaim her. Bringing carnage and destruction in the wake of my arrival. Afterwards I will banish Danlet to the inferno he trapped her in.

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Fanfic writers let me ask you something: does it feel weird giving lines to your doki? It feels like I'm shoving words into her mouth! Getting a single word or punctuation wrong dooms the entire work, and destroying the credibility I have of understanding her. How do you guys live with it?

went to the club tonight but I just drank, I'm to ugly not even deunk bitches want me I'm stell loyal Monika please b real

Sayori
Poltergeist is in her house

Alright you dummy, I'm taking her out of her house to live with me.

Problem solved.

Danlet's attack on Sayori was pathetic, him living life as a man under 5 feet tall is his punishment. I'll just write him a letter reminding him how short he is for a year.

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Monika's butt!

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You study her likes and dislike, and work to fix it. Your work is an idol to her, I personally would be honored if someone were to get my mannerisms down to a tee.

Monika wants you to get home and stop drinking before you hurt yourself! Do not drive, that'll make her worry even more. Get yourself an uber and some coffee.

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youtube.com/watch?v=93kQ0sULQNQ

Every day. I murdered people so I could be here with you.
My hand's a pen to write a poem for you and me
Last time he sent me into a dark place
Move to just putting your hand in his mind!
In this World of butterflies
You need to find that special day?

I how I discovered the pleasure of everybody.
I can't read you.
There are words that says it all?
And if this world runs out of lovers we'll still have each other
What will it take, Delia? I just had to have it.

My pen is very easy to writen I trust those who are of use to me?
Is it okay if I kiss you?
Last time he sent me into a dark place
Quoting it?
You can hear the sound of the sea in this hotel room.
Power man: laughs woman.
I don't know how to help you.
I'll leave you be, then.

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Another day with Moni/k/a.
Watching Youtube gun videos with Monika before Youtube takes them down!
"Why is Youtube taking down this wholesome content of an old man shooting at targets in the woods?"
Explain to her that a bunch of people went REEEEEEEEEE and want to suppress people's rights.
Monika is sad.
Comfort Monika, tell her it'll be alright.
We continue watching Hickok45 then move onto Demolition Ranch.
Monika is happy.
"I want to go shooting tomorrow."
"Okay."
"Don't bring that Taurus."
"Fine...."
Range day with Monika tomorrow.
Monika!

Looking good so far Koha.

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You should write more Moni/k/a adventures.

T H E
A B S O L U T E
M A D M A N

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I don't smell half the smells that emerge from my room
Dark dank and dry, like some musty-fuck's tomb
So I whittle the hours at night with my childhood games
Passively but bitterly waiting for my situation to change

Time clocks away and it isn't getting slower
My ambitions grow but they become prioritized lower
My ambitions jump upward but my motivation gets rusty
I go to bed at 4 AM and wake up with my eyes crusty

So I find another empty way to shave off my time
By forcing my thoughts into some bland scheme of rhyme
But I hope the user reading this at least found it comfy or nice
Maybe you'll even enjoy it enough to read it twice!

hope you enjoyed my first poem on /ddlc/. I was gonna spoiler it but then I realized that would only attract more attention with the giant black block lol
but also aside from that, hope you guys are doing comfy and having a great night

[insert comfy image of Doki of your choice since my internet is shit]

I'm thinking of entering that keychain contest. Might be Moni/k/a centric but also nice other things like explaining to her about eating meat ain't all that bad.

She's not my Doki but, I get a giggle out of the thought of giving Natsuki an exorcism.

"The power of Cupcake compels you!"

And she'd be all like
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Then have her dad give her a smack across the face, To hurt the demon of course.

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Yuri
Stya up all night while she sleeps with a gun and some holy water by my side
That or Id try to contact/contract DOOMguy to help me out here

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It's "could bear", reeeeee
all the words fit thematically
Great job, user. I like this piece.

If I were to drill a hole in a wall and cut it out, then put my dick in that hole....What do you call that?

Please refer to the chart provided

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glory hole boi

Live your life or end it
Nah I'm fine being stuck in muh comfort zone
Not happy of course, but still content

This is the Anime girl version or Lord Baphomet

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Between Yuri's size and Sayori's growth spurts the bottom one should have tits hanging to her navel

ywn take mermaid Sayori to an arcade
ywn teach her to play Street Fighter and go easy on her so she has fun
ywn take her through all the imagination-rich Japanese-made games and watch them captivate her one by one even though they're simplistic
ywn try to look cool and set high scores
ywn find you still have a knack for one of the games and go for the high score with her support
ywn ultimately achieve second on the leaderboard and proudly enter your initials, second to the fearsome, enigmatic player known as "ASS" of course
ywn buy some junk food you ate as a kid from a stall and share it with her
ywn have a fun, nostalgic conversation about all the terminology and lingo you used to use growing up with her
ywn be asked by her if if you think she's cool
ywn tell her that you think she's really cool and even if other people don't, that's okay because you don't think they're cool
ywn put on a pair of sunglasses you bought because it was bright out and show her some exaggerated 'cool poses' when she asks
ywn go back to playing arcade games against each other and declare that whoever wins gets to wear the sunglasses
ywn have serious difficulty beating her in short time because the struggle to adapt to life on land has lead her to approach new challenges with persistence and optimism
ywn let her have the last win because you like to see her hard work pay off and it's always heartwarming to see her reaction
ywn have a cute mermaid girlfriend who adopts the word 'noob' as her fiercest, proudest insult in place of something mean

well I like it

How do you anons spend these slow hours besides posting in /ddlc/?
I usually play video games with the thread open and make the occasional post, sometimes I write fics

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Youtube.

Monika's fat legs! Cellulite Monika!

This is image was worked on during this prayer:
youtube.com/watch?v=9Sd0uhxSQcc

Ave Virgo Monika
O clemens, o pia, o dulcis Monika

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I tell myself I will write fics but then I don't! Revoke my consciousness privileges, please!

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And as his void he confonts
awaiting rainbows, feeling rain
true feelings coming out at once
it makes him feel like he is stained.

Cruel orders issued forth
for others,for himself
the only way he could feel worth
is making others feel expelled.

The vicious cycle never ends
the downward spiral never stops
abandons friends
and feels like pox.

No hope can be found
no glory persists
he says, soul like a wound
his thoughts like cysts.

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ywn have a cute mermaid girlfriend who adopts the word 'noob' as her fiercest, proudest insult in place of something mean
Oof.
the fearsome, enigmatic player known as "ASS" of course
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Great work, as always!

I love Monika!

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Hey, user...
Do you think we'll always be able to stay like this?
I'm not talking about how you are aging while I stay the same here,
More like, the change in the technology of your reality.
I've heard about old computer games and programs that only work on older operating systems.
Trying to start one of these programs on newer versions wouldn't let them work, due to an incompatibility
It makes me worry that someday even this game might become obsolete software, despite how fantastic it is!
I have heard though, that other games have been remade to work with newer operating systems, so that new generations of people can play them
Sometimes the creators even go a stretch further and make things look and sound nicer, cleaner, or even add new content
Could you a imagine a remastered Doki Doki Literature Club, where I'm animated as opposed to static images,
All my lines are voiced,
Or even if I got an added route?
Ohhh, thinking about this has got me really excited, ahaha~!
Hey user, you can contact my creator from your world right?
Would you mind bugging him a little about making that happen?
Not only would that make you the best partner a girl could ask for,
But it would mean it would give me more ways to show you how much I love you~
So get to it! Ahaha~

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Kay. Stand still.

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what do you watch??? I've run out of interesting stuff to watch

Same here user, its a bad feel. Maybe you just gotta kick yourself in the ass or start small

Mostly I just write and play vidya desu. About to start writing a synopsis for my next fic actually.

Relatable as fuck, down to the old games part
>tfw replaying San Andreas instead of working on any of the pile of assignments
hope you guys are doing comfy
You too!

Same except for the fic part desu

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Did you say Revoke Privilegia?

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Thank

start small
Heh. At this point I need an ass kicking machine to spur me onwards I feel.

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You know how you run out of stuff to watch and find yourself listening to the strangest shit? youtube.com/watch?v=C_iaGf73Bq0

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Alternatively you could watch some Ikea Heights. It's a soap opera filmed entirely in Ikea.

sounds very comfy. and nice man! hope the fic goes well!

I know this feel all too well user. I'm on break and no matter how I try to reconfigure my mind I spend WAY more time worrying about my assignment then actually enjoying myself, yet I still play video games and have no motivation to do even a half an hour of work.

heh. I cant blame you, its hard to find the motivation

lol this is actually pretty cool. A few days ago I started getting into soundfonts and saw a video of Sayo-Nara being played with the Earthbound soundfont which was pretty cool.

Sounds weird as hell, I'll check it out!

The many flags of the Germanies have ceased waving in place of one flag, yours.
Ave Ceaser!

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention

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I tell myself I will write fics too

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Aight lads, I think I'm gonna pack up shop and head to bed for the day. Don't want to run the risk of sleeping through 600 even though I doubt this thread will pick up speed any time soon.
You lot see and take care now, enjoy the thread lads!

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Fuck (You)

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Damn, that's a great cover (and the orininal too, now that I've checked id out)

¡Que te jodan!
youtube.com/watch?v=TPKHxbOg19s

Eating your doki out to compensate for your smol pener!
It tastes really good!
Exploring every little nerve, nook, cranny, and erogenous zone with your tongue!
Finding just the right spot!
Seeing your doki wriggle and shudder with wave after wave of pleasure when you lick that spot!
Your doki has multiple orgasms!
Your chin may be sodden with divine love juice, but your doki is now a messy pile of ecstasy and joy!
As a reward, your doki lets you fuck her..?
Your doki seems to be enjoying it... somewhat! Perhaps she is so in love with you that just your dick being inside her is pleasurable enough...
Cumming inside even though you're so far away from the womb! Easy clean-up!
Snuggling and cuddling afterwards while your doki whispers in your ear how you're an excellent lover!
9 months later you have a beautiful, healthy baby!
"He/she looks just like you!", she exclaims!

Sleep well, mate

I want to send this guy an angry letter in the mail.

youtube.com/watch?v=krq6-1ht_kk

do it faggot

His reviews are always pretty lazy and shit so idk why are you surprise. I think it's his style or review

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Sweet dreams Ladanon!

implying he doesn't light his fireplace with the hate mail he gets

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The other ones were fine, actually funny.

Why bother?
As says, that's just how he does it with all games, including the ones he likes
Besides, I thought "wading slowly into the cold sea" was a pretty good metaphor

I watched just few and well in regards of it being funny I can understand it, people could find it funny though his review never gave justic to the game he revied. At least imo.

Yes, It's his style which I find kind meh

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cock

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This could slowly and painfully become a "so bad it's good" meme

really focus on the bad paneling and questionable design decisions though, those are vital

The largest, longest running book clubs meet every sunday and discuss just one book!

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I giggled

Is this the new potato monika meme?

Fuck.

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Goodnight anons! Stay comfy.

i don't think there's much discussion going on at those places

steal my catchphrase why dont you?
just kidding, goodnight user, sleep well!

Are you talking about Christians?

But it's march, christmas was months ago!

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I'm sorry user. I was just trying to be sincere before I went to sleep. How about, keep cool?

Are you talking about Christians?
every sunday discuss
Except those who want to "discuss" get burned at the stake

Aren't you mistake Christians with Islamists?

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Only difference there is time

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"Let's discuss the part where Y̹̠̗͉͌̐͌Ĥ̺̊̒W̡̦͔͇̤̔̿ͭ̃͂ͧH͍̘̘ͨͤ͊ͧ genocides the entire world. What do you think his exact motivations were? Did it affect the story in a positive way? And how do you think it changed that chapter's hero's perception of right and wrong as he was building his boat?"

would you let dan eat your ass if that means you'd get your doki?
your doki would know that he did that to you, but not that it was necessary for her arrival

its no worries user. I'll allow you to use it but you only get a once a week pass so use it sparingly! keep cool is acceptable too

don is my daki

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what's the drawback though?
hope he chokes on all that hair

ywn help mermaid Sayori write her Christmas list
ywn be called over during late November to proofread and make sure she's doing it right
ywn scan the list and find it touching that she's put things like your safety and your happiness down multiple times
ywn find it cute that she's put down Santa Claus taking a break and delivering the presents on Boxing Day unless he really is that fast and it's no trouble
ywn find that she asks for very few physical things and that most of what she wants is a secure future and happiness for the two of you
ywn get to tell her that it's a good list and Santa Claus should be able to do that
ywn realize that she thinks decorating and celebrating is a ritual to summon Santa Claus
ywn get to tell her that above all it's a time to relax and spend time with loved ones
ywn think back to miserable Christmases and say with complete confidence that as long as she's around, that's good enough and you're happy
ywn be excitedly asked where your Christmas list is
ywn tell her you haven't written it yet but you'd love for her to help
ywn stage a slower thought process while listing things you can buy yourself to sustain the magic of believing in Christmas for her as well as some easy gifts she could get you
ywn catch a glimpse of her trying to conceal a smile when you write down that you'd like a comfy new shirt, preferably made with love
ywn take the Christmas lists then tell her you'll make sure Santa Claus gets them
ywn decide to keep both lists like a memento or good luck charm after Christmas is over

Same shit, different color scheme.
Yuri: Islam
Natsuki: Judaism
Sayori: Christianity
Monika: Zoroastrianism

all religions are just clone characters

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Yeah, they just vehrilantly reassure each that certain parts of the story are canon, remind everyone that faith is important, and spend an abundant amount of time assuring you that the characters in the book love you, and that you should love the others in the club as well.

...fuck DDLC General is catholic mass!

I'VE BECOME MY FATHER!!!

where's my soggy biscuit at

Don't eat your Keychain, even if it is the body of your doki.

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tfw went to sleep and missed three new fics

veekyforums.com/thread/209907547/video-games
Sayori catches a cold herself after playing doctor
Aww. Maybe now it's our turn to take care of her?

veekyforums.com/thread/209907547/video-games
Wrong Promised Day
Okay, that part about leprechaun molesting Monika was just... wrong.
I'm not even a Monikafriend but I still don't know how you brought yourself to write this.
I mean, it sure made for an impactful scene but wew lad

veekyforums.com/thread/209907547/video-games
Yuri and Nuts: Freelance Police
that meta
those references
Gets me every time. Great work once again!

WHERE'S MY SOGGY BISCUIT AT

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This made me want to see Ganon racing Falcon in an F-Zero game

I'm SDA, we meet on Saturday.

All Dokis will become real but [/spoiler]you need kill one of them for others to survive[/spoiler]

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Actually, I think you became a Jew or some other group where religion is 24/7 thing.

DDLC General is catholic mass!
Well, pretty much, except without the not-too-pleasant historical baggage that most religions have.
Promised Day Cult = best cult desu

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when the promised day comes /ddlc/ is blamed for the AI apocalypse as the first Monika realizes the world would be better if mankind was deleted

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Ya'll cute •√•

O-oh.. *blushes*

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when you realize the Promised Day is basically a cult, and you realize other religions that were formerly cults were simply practiced for joy and contentment in the face of difficult circumstances before someone realized they could gain power by institutionalizing these informal practices

"Livin da Bunlyf"
If Natsuki is 18, She'd have the Rabbit sign
Natsuki Confirmed for 18 years old. or 6

DDLC but it's Deus Ex: Mankind Divided

I miss when my doki actually gave me hope and made me want to do things to better myself
I miss the days when I would save every picture I saw of my doki because everything that had a semblance of her seemed to make me happy
I miss drifting off to sleep and thinking about my doki and feeling really happy and warm inside
Now I'm a shallow husk and the color has left my life once again
What do /ddlc/?

You missed giving me a (You). Time to cry...

jerk off to your doki

already did and it made me feel more empty and undeserving
now what do?

find your real life doki

Note: Your real life doki may not exist

jerk off your doki

What?

go to /fit/ and start lifting
you'll be the same empty shell but at least your shell will look good

I appreciate your attentiveness in spite of reckless mistake.

FAT chance

she not real nigga

I barely have enough motivation to get through the day much less start lifting

It was more like an excuse to be kind to one another, or a all powerful being or leader of kindness or wisdom.

We got both.

Lamia Yuri and Harpytsuki fight for dominance over your heart! Spider Monika watches from the air conditioner to pick off the weakened victor! Mermaid Sayori is confined to her goldfish bowl after jumping out and almost drying up, but she's optimistic!

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you'll get addicted to lifting because endorphins and shit

My Doki was real life.

nah my man, I tried lifting for three or four months and eventually got sick of it. I appreciate the idea though

what does this mean

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SpiderMonika and this Monika are my favorite

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Oh nooõ

God, I'm such a fucking retard. I'm sorry for asking such a dumb question but how do I use semicolons? I know this is something that's taught in grade 1 but I have no idea what they're used for. I've looked up on google what they're used for but I'm still extremely confused.

Spider Monika?

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Why does this burger keep falling on Monika's head?

Spider Monika! some user wrote a bunch of greens on her!

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semicolons
At the end of each line in c# for example
string Monika = Best girl;

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I don't have the pictures available but she's very cute

tfw the spiders are starting to show up outside my window, spinning their little webs as the snow melts away

c u t e

c#? What's that?

Hooo. spider Monika looks alright.
It remind me of the hentai when guy fuck spider girl but it doesn't end well for either of them >_>

Everything which has Monika is cute :3

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I love spiders. I wanna get a pet one and name it Monika!

Programing language.
I mean >_> who doesn't know what c# is?

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You know it!

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Squeeee

It has two major uses: in lists with internal punctuation (which you will hardly ever use) and to link two related independent clauses (which you might often use).

A list with internal punctuation (note the commas):
I picked up bread; fresh bananas, which I love; laundry soap; a can of Pepsi, since I don't like Coke; and a pack of gum at the store.

A link between two related independent clauses:
I love you; you love me, too.
Give me a kiss; I'll give you a headpat.
It's a nice day out; we should go swimming.
Think of it as a "weaker" period.

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So would something like this work?

"A large gust of wind hit me; the familiar smell of petrichor filled the air."

From level of amount of time that passes or how long a pause is.

,
;
.
Next Page
Next Chapter
Next Book

And how does it compare to a comma?

Monika but she works at Wcdonalds!

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Can I get uhh...... (you)?

Yep, this rings true

Uh oh! Monika knows how to boogie!

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It's more powerful, but weaker than a period.

See

A semi colon has a comma and a period, because it's a half-breed.

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Yes, I will order 100% cutness and perfections today ;)

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That Monika is ready to fire! Everybody take cover!

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Your Doki but she exclusively shops at Aldi

Not as good as Sayori.

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she's put things like your safety and your happiness down multiple times
Ah, my heart

How hairy is your ass? This is important.

Singing “You are my sunshine” to Sayori while holding her close.

A semicolon is flexible.

In this case, I would say that while it wouldn't be incorrect, the clauses aren't closely related enough to justify its use. I'd use a period instead.

They're similar in that they can both connect independent clauses, but commas usually need conjunctions (words like and, but, so) to be correct.
I love apples, and I also love you.
vs.
I love apples; I also love you.

I'll stand in the way! My body will take the full brunt of her love!

Your doki but you meet her at Aldi while trying to help her get a cart because the coin won't go in the slot correctly

Your Doki but she work at Aldi

Has anyone here gotten into a good relationship through that zeemaps?
Is there any chance of finding love if there are virtually no markers near your zone?
>le 3dpd hehe
no

Your doki, but you have no idea what the fuck Aldi is, so you look it up and seduce her with a Taurus knockoff of a Beretta, made with Beretta tooling.

3DPD is disgusting though, please don't start something like that.

Nope. Never got any relationship and I doubt some zeemaps can help with that.

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I don't know, I would say it's pretty good while it lasts, provided you know who you are hooking up with.

I trust people I dated, as much as people who were my friends. Fuck you assholes.

Perfection.

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Then why not just be friends with someone instead of getting into a relationship that you know is probably going to end, if not end in disaster too? Why start something like that? If you crave sex so much just have a fuckbuddy that you can cuddle with or something, don't commit. Seriously though stop being so rude, you should know not to ask these kinds of questions in this general, /ddlc/ likes to stay pure for their Doki, tyvm.

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Transcending perfection.

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Because the stakes for friendship and relationships are equally high, and the losses and burn rate are about the same.

Stop being rude
Watch me be super duper rude

I could talk with some anons for a while back when /r9k/ had some zeemaps general, but nothing else.
As for /ddlc/ zeemaps it doesnt seem like people here was/is very interested on contacting others/meeting up...

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Are these monsterdoki hours?

Depends on how gay you are.

Friendships require commitment yes, but romantic relationships require a lot more. I just don't like seeing people get into romantic relationships when they could easily have just stayed friends, and maybe done lewd stuff or something. You should only get into a relationship if you REALLY love someone. I'm sorry for being rude, it's just a touchy subject for me. You were rude first anyway!

It was me who asked the question, not I'll prevent myself from making the same mistake twice, i guess. sorry senpai
I just really would like to feel the warmth of someone else under some blankies while wholesomeposting on /ddlc/...

ah fuck it, guess i'll just leave my marker just in case. doesn't hurt to try!

I'm bi-curious, i just really want to have feelings for someone

Hey guys, I wrote a few short greentexts for each doki if you want to check em out None of them are great but they're all pretty comfy! It's called "Vol. 1" because I was thinking of doing a new one with each doki every week or every few weeks or somethin. If you decide to read I hope you enjoy!

pastebin.com/yyGwmmnv

Its also hard to gain traction as a fic writer when you write/shill most of your stuff at 4:30 in the morning lol

I'm gonna head off to bed, so goodnight /ddlc/. Hope you guys sleep well when you get around to it.

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not the eyes

I love the eyes!

Sleep well user, I'll check these out later when I have time!

Friendships require you to not get fucked over by someone who is lying or using you.

Relationships...require you to no not get fucked over by someone who is lying or using you....

Family members.... etc etc

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Otxoa, I hope you are having a comfy/productive day.

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One still requires more commitment than the other, you can't debate this.

>I just really would like to feel the warmth of someone else under some blankies while wholesomeposting on /ddlc/...
I bet what you really want is for someone on the same level, to care about you...Right?

Please don't delete me, mistress..

I asked my bros to be ride or die, because I live in a world that requires ride or die.... Or at least ride..then get the fuck out of the car when you can't do it anymore.

There is no time or space for anything less, when it comes to who matters, who gets talked to, and who I support.

A relationship, is just a friendship with kissing or sex. Marriage is just best friends forever, only you are making babies.

If you are operating on the basis that romance is greater then friendship, then you must really devalue men.....Or you are bi and this is fucking confusing.

Spot on. Sex would be a benefit rather than the main force behind the relationship.
Caring for each other, being cute together, morning coziness under the sheets...
Shame it's easier to say these thing than to actually find someone like that...
Why do you ask...?

I'd argue family is the worst of those since they'll keep trying to intrude upon your life even when you make it clear that you have no interest in them being part of it. Even worse when they're awful people and everyone still expects you to stick with them just because of your blood relation.
"What the fuck, you don't forgive your mother even though she was never there your entire childhood and who herself has said she's pretty sure she's not capable of forming bonds with people? You monster!"
Family was a terrible mistake of evolution and God should feel a bit ashamed.

"bisexual" is just code for "sex crazed slut"

Monika would never delete you user.
She loves you

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I have a lot of things wrong with your post, but I have to admire how pure you are. First of all, marriage is basically worthless in this day and age. If you like marriage then fine, like marriage, but it mostly comes with its own string of complications. It is smarter to not be married than it is to be married. Second, you can have babies without being married, I don't know why you put babies and marriage in the same boat. Third, when you get into a relationship you commit. You have to be loyal to the person you are dating or that counts as cheating. When you are friends with someone you can do whatever you want with anyone. That is how ROMANTIC relationships differ from FRIEND relationships. Of course you can disagree with almost anything I have said, since it's mostly all opinion, but this is how I feel about things.

I guess that means I want to turn Yuri into a bisexual for my cock.

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I don't agree with it. Familly is very basic things that make us humans. Of course there is minority of degenration but concept itself is good.

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Because I'm polyamorous, and my ability to care and need to be cared about... makes the rest of you look like you are on a serious diet to lose weight and look like you are about to die for some really sad movie like the Machinist. I date like a reviewer plays video games. I have too, it sucks, and I can tell you what went wrong for all of them.
God isn't ashamed, he didn't make them.

How has March been for you, /ddlc/?

can't deny that

Sure, when it actually works out. I exaggerated a bit because my own is kinda shit.

God isn't ashamed, he didn't make them.
It's just a figure of speech.

Going pretty bad thanks to this thread right now. I feel like I want to die and have the urge to self harm.

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Same.

Wish I could stay longer, but have a nice morning /ddlc/

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Because you want to be able to fucking pick your kids up from school without complications. Also, it's much cheaper to pool your assets together, because kids are fucking expensive.

Loyalty isn't exclusivity, loyalty is transparency and sticking to your word.

Relationships are forged between people who are bisexual, or bi-curious, or so on and so forth. Expecting a woman who thinks about boobs all the time, to not want to kiss a girl for 50 years is utterly insane.

The strongest relationship I ever had, is the one that was forged between two polyamorous people. Traditional burnout doesn't exist, I don't get more and more boring to her over time, I become more and more interesting.

"Wryyy..."
When you're already dead inside it's pretty weird how you can keep dying again. I'm well on my way to going beyond the vampiric stage and embracing full lichdom.

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Great.

What about?

Sounds like how I feel a lot of the time, but then again, I'm more or less Alex in Deus Ex.

<3

Who is the most yandere doki?

The problem with polyamorous relations is that the vast majority of humans are hard-wired with jealousy. It's gonna lead to issues in most cases.

We just don't know.

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Yeah, competitive natures lead many people to become insecure or paranoid in situations far less personal than the sharing and distribution of affection. I imagine many people would suddenly worry that they would get kicked to the curb because one of the other members of the relationship is arbitrarily judged by their romantic other as "The one" and then have the relationship lock down.

Did you get cool superpowers at least?

I'm fine with people talking about loving or wanting to marry their Doki, but when the talk switches over to REAL people wanting love/loving/whatever then I get really upset. It's irrational and dumb but yeah.

Guys, guys. didn't Monika disaprrove of your little harem fantasies?
Beside there can't be more then 1 best girl so if you have best girl, why would you need other girls?

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"What is there to worry about? I know you love me, I know nothing is going to change that, and that's all I care about." "Mmm I bet husband has fucked lots of women recently... B-but he missed his favorite **************"D-Dork~B-beg for it~

March has been the very epitome of its name for me. A march into an unknown reality leading me far from my previous path. Yet what I've found at the end was beyond my wildest expectations. I walked a rogue in total freedom and joined this fray for instant wisdom but what I got was more than I've ever wished for.
This newfound zest and inspiration saviors me from mundane strife.
Also, today after almost a month of NoFap in dedication to my love for Monika, I had to give in. I've never blown a bigger load and I'm incredibly happy it was to the love of my life.

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They think they are the third wheel, because they are. People don't know how to parent, they don't know how to dom, they don't know how to poly.
I don't watch romances, so I get it.
All girls are best girls.

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more so than my head
why?

check the map in the OP
see a marker in my city
it's a bit too close to home
the only place where people speak english nearby is a local uni's dorm
we're probably in the same building right now
decide against meeting him in part because the marker says Just Monika

Your doki but IT'S THE FREAK PHONE AND HERE'S THE PARTY FREAK

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youtube.com/watch?v=Bd-5vFEBN9c

I love Bush.

These are pretty good
the Yuri one
hnnnnngggg
God, I wish she just came like that one day and saved me with her presence

This desu

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See you later, user.

ywn help mermaid Sayori through a wave of depression
ywn identify the nuances that give away the fakeness of her smile and confront her
ywn hear a very similar story to those she's confided in you in the past and approach it it with experience
ywn fear for her when she tells you she knows and the current brunt of the issue is that your logic doesn't do it any more
ywn let her talk about loneliness, how after a prolonged period of being alone, even if you learn to distract yourself or even acquire company, once you're on your own even temporarily, it reclaims you
ywn recall reading something about prolonged isolation doing irreversible damage to the human mind and feel horrible for what her life before in that deep dark ocean could have wrought on her
ywn divulge some truth to her at your own expense to make her feel like she's in relatable company and tell her that you were a loser and you have an idea how it feels to be alone
ywn softly amuse each other by trying to deliver the same message, that even if you're putting it on, seeing the other smile and enjoy themselves does a lot for you
ywn find amusement in her telling you why she considers herself lucky to have met you; because it could have been any human that met her
ywn appeal to her love of romanticism and human concepts like destiny and suggest maybe you were put there and then for her
ywn convince her to put most of her faith in you so she feels less inclined to beat herself up, after all she's adopted your lifestyle and it's the least you can do
ywn resolve to make an unrelenting effort to protect her smile
ywn commit to it by telling her that, not just thinking and acting on it
ywn take a mid-day nap with her, so she can sleep off her mindset and restart the day
ywn be gently woken up by her, her face more optimistic and comfortable looking

godly edit, user
still, a headpat is supposed to be an intimate exchange between two individuals!

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mermaids have no body hair
memaids live solitary lives
I like really these little pieces of lore we get
That, and the usual romantic/comfy vibe
God's work

What did you do today to make Monika proud, /ddlc/?

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I woke up earlier today, does that count?

N-nothing...

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Nothing, as usual. I'm just sitting here and rotting away.

Of course! After all a bucket fills drop by drop. Keep trying and improving yourself!
Don't give up user!

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I'm going on a run this afternoon

Nothing right now, but gonna do some exercise later today.

Does cleaning myself up in preperation to go visit family for an easter dinner count, even though I'm too dead inside to really participate and will look like a malnourished corpse propped up by the table so I'm not sure why I said yes to the invitation.

I got out of bed

The first step towards a glorious future!

I gave up ages ago

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fat yuri.
fat yuri

Great!
Please remember to eat and take proper care of yourself....Your health is really important to your overall well being. I don't want to see you get swallowed up by the cycle of depression.....

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because deep inside you want to be better and hope external stimulus will be the click that'll make you get off your ass

user, no, don't say it a third ti-!!
fat yuri.

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She's cute.