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Snarelure
Snarelure

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[Treasure Vault AP Cost 1/2 Period]
2018-3-29 04:00 - 2018-04-04 03:59 UTC

[E Pluribus Unum Pickup 3 Summon]
2018-03-29 04:00 - 04-12 03:59 UTC
New Servant: Cu Alter 5*, Thomas Edison 4*

[E Pluribus Unum Pickup 2 Summon]
2018-03-22 04:00 - 04-05 03:59 UTC
New Servant: Queen Medb 5*

[E Pluribus Unum Release]
Fifth Singularity: North American Myth War E Pluribus Unum
Release date: 2018-03-15 7:00 UTC
New interludes for Orion, Fionn, and Fergus

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hairygrape
hairygrape

First for snek

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

No matter how stupid you think you are, at least you didn't roll all 200 of your saved quartz on the last Fuyuki rate up before America trying to get Saber

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TreeEater
TreeEater

Lily!

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

What's she thinking bros?

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JunkTop
JunkTop

oh no no no

Is he dare I say it our clown?

he also has a very short np animation which is nice

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

veekyforums.com/thread/209953640/video-games
The worst part about this is that this the last time Cu Alter is in a rateup by himself. Every rateup he's in from now on, it's with like 15 other 5*

He will get like 4 or 5 rate ups but shared with Medb or Arthur or Nightingale
You DO want Medb along your Dog right?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Roll for dog (alter)
get regular dog instead

Why.jpg

girlDog
girlDog

Astolfo's Penis

5mileys
5mileys

BIG THICK HORSE DICK

Evilember
Evilember

That girl doesn't look good, we should call a doctor!

Flameblow
Flameblow

veekyforums.com/thread/209953640/video-games
/alter/ has never failed me before in choosing my fap target.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Bros...I'm tired of being a lucklet...

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Ditto. One more ticket and I'm cutting my losses.

5mileys
5mileys

If only it wasn't a Buster NP.

askme
askme

veekyforums.com/thread/209953640/video-games
M8 I seriously seriously recommend waiting a year for summer martha unless you really want to use her against BB. A 2 split rateup is about equal to the chance of a rated up 5 star servant (rated up 4 stars seem to be slightly less rated up than how much 5 stars are, simply due to being more common in general)

Take it from me. I rolled so many fucking rolls and only barely got NP5 edison. I didn't even see Edison once before 100 rolls.

veekyforums.com/thread/209953640/video-games
Thanks nigga. I've been on such a long horrible streak of bad luck even as a fat dolphin (not quite whale). I've never gotten a rated up servant without spending at least $80, and I'm not someone that has ever done ten rolls on gachas I'm not interested in (except Saber Wars by accident when I tried to roll the free gacha, but ironically that's how I got my NP1 Vlad)

My luck is actually pretty good if you were to just count the NP level of 5 stars / number of 5 stars, but it's unimaginably horrible if you're counting how many rolls it takes me to get rated up 5 stars.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

DAMAGE REPORT TIME

how many Tickets
how many Quartz
did you got what you wanted?
>did you burned your Jeanne Alter savings?

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RavySnake
RavySnake

Every time I see an image of Ilya like this I just think of that webm of the girl who knocks over a jug of vinegar and cries "my eyes!"

WebTool
WebTool

whore in the op
disgusting

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Dumb spoiled princess obsessed with pancakes and a dumb bird obsessed with pigs

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StonedTime
StonedTime

What does that guy who grailled the clown see in him?

DeathDog
DeathDog

12 AP per hour × 24 = 288 AP

280 AP ÷ 20 AP per run = 14 runs

Each run of Expert Treasure Vaults (with double MLB Mona Lisa) gives 1,000,000 - 2,400,000 (if you're lucky). That's an average of 1,750,000.

14 runs per day × 1,750,000 QP per run = 24,500,000 QP per day

24,500,000 QP per day × 5 days = 122,500,000 QP for the whole event.

That was disappointing.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

1
150
no, not even a fucking 4* servant
fuck you

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Embrace the humble and yet much healthier lifestyle of bronzes, silvers and the occasionally bequeathed gold. Give up on the obsession of chasing after gold.

Spamalot
Spamalot

almost started crying cuz of gacha

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Playboyize
Playboyize

roll half my quartz on edgy alter instead of saving for jalter
get lion man and nothing else

I'd say I'm close to becoming the ultimate lucklet, no SSRs since Okita (who is worthless) and Jannu (Who only becomes good in two years)

Techpill
Techpill

60 quartz
No Tickets
No Cu
I was never saving

Methnerd
Methnerd

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RumChicken
RumChicken

Good birb made for breeding activities

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

SHISHOUD

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

saving for french whore
I spent all my quartz on the pure autistic nurse and still didn't manage to get her

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I smashed my iPhone back in 2016 over JP
I have no clue why the fuck I'm playing the NA version now, i'm guaranteed to chimp out at some point

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Inmate
Inmate

Stop bullying these two virgin greek beauties.

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WebTool
WebTool

how many Tickets
0
how many Quartz
0
did you got what you wanted?
No
did you burned your Jeanne Alter savings?
MIND OF STEEL

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I got that 5* Jannu CE from some tickets on Cu alter's rate up. Isn't it ironically actually pretty good for Jannu? It blocks her stun on her NP doesn't it?

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

1 ticket
0 quartz
got shota Alex, so 3 MP
no, actually my recent rolls have been really bad because I'm saving all my luck for her

DeathDog
DeathDog

Thread is haunted.

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eGremlin
eGremlin

0
30
Yes, I am thinking of getting a NP2, but the more I think about it the more I realize it is a terrible idea.
No, but not going to roll for her.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

What happened back then user?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

10 tickets
Not even a single 4* CE
Fuck it, I'm rolling all my tickets and that's it

farquit
farquit

1
480
no fuck you stupid pigbitch whorecunt
no I would never roll for that unwashed dumb over hyped stupid pigbitch not even worth a ticket or my ball sweat I'm going to jerk off to that mindbreak thicc doujin of her again and imagine doing it to user support hortas

massdebater
massdebater

Bros, I want to pop my f2p cherry but whenever I try to buy anything it's in yen. Will it still work?
Explain it to me like I am Mo-san.

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Methshot
Methshot

rude

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Evilember
Evilember

People grail Jing fucking Ke, user.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

how many Tickets
1
how many Quartz
60
did you got what you wanted?
I got Rama, which I did want to get but didn't feel justified to try and summon him on his rate up since he isn't limited
did you burned your Jeanne Alter savings?
Still have 380 quartz so nah

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

13 Tickets
820 Quartz
NOPE, NO CU

Pic related, me right now

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Lunatick
Lunatick

meme ticket
black grail
Finally my NP won't hit like wet noodle anymore

Soft_member
Soft_member

I had a dream last night Circe had her own carnival themed event.

farquit
farquit

Is Circe popular?

askme
askme

he's a funny dude, has cool animations and after strengthening he fills a niche. His NP ignoring defense has saved my ass a few times.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Liz's VA raped by SEAnigger in 3...2...1...

TreeEater
TreeEater

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Mordred is cute

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JunkTop
JunkTop

Only here

MPmaster
MPmaster

not really

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girlDog
girlDog

I wish i could walk

Bidwell
Bidwell

I spent nothing because I have nothing. I used everything on slut queen and crazy nurse before this. All I got was stupid slut.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

She's perfect for having her own event. Why did DW waste her with Salem?

Are you the one who grailled him?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Just be there as my emotional support when i fail spectacularly rolling for jeanne alter/ruler martha/king hassan. My f- luck likes to rape me on ssrs/sr because it thinks its funny spitting nothing but rider marthas at me.

Methshot
Methshot

Something’s wrong with my Edison. Also, why is FMA Dad so weak? A 3-Star? I thought the Father of Alchemy and the Caster of Protoype Fragments aside, he’d be a huge deal.

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JunkTop
JunkTop

over 90% of all my SR and SSR units are Sabers, Lancers and Archers
just found out those demon bosses are strong against them
Forneus and Jason's onahole destroyed my team

Oh shit, this is serious. I got Drake from the paid quartz banner and I have Nursery Rhyme, but everything I have is Sabers, Archers and Lancers.

whereismyname
whereismyname

What a shota slayer.

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Saved from after I got Okita in 2015
Only had Okita, Emiya and D'eon I got lucky on a ticket
saved it all up for inevitable Illya
suffered through having nothing, but still enjoyed and maxed a lot of 3* units
Prisma collab announced
take that day off work so I can be rolling the second after maintenance ends
roll over 1k quartz
don't get illya
throw my phone at the wall
pick it back up and slam it against the floor

And now I'm doing the literal same thing in NA

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

tickets
51
quartz
990
did you get what you wanted
Cu NP1
Edison NP5 (I was trying for Cu even though I like Edison, so I'm definitely never rolling another Edison shared rate up ever again because I never want to burn a 4 or 5 star if I can avoid it)
Did you burn your Jeanne Alter savings
All of it. After $160 I have 20 summons left. I'll whale for Jeanne but hopefully the fact that there's only a couple servants I want left between now and where JP is (including Jeanne Alter, 5 five stars and 2 four stars that aren't in a rate up that isn't with the five stars I'm going for) will make it so Jeanne is the last 5 star I have to ever whale for.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

1 ticket and 3 quartz
of course not
what savings? Everything burned for Nightingale and she didn't show up.

cum2soon
cum2soon

1 ticket. So this is why the nurse didn't come to me...

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takes2long
takes2long

b-bros.......

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Skullbone
Skullbone

Coming this Fall...The Ulysses Trap!

He just sails around it and Circe takes it out on the rest of you.

Evilember
Evilember

BURULULU
steals you're waifu

RavySnake
RavySnake

RIP in piss

FastChef
FastChef

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JunkTop
JunkTop

I wish I was Archer of Black so I could watch her take shits

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Rolled Book at the very last ticket
I love you from the very bottom of my heart, Alice.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

0
30
Kind of, I got Cu Alter though I also wanted Edison but I won't bitch about getting at least one of those.

Nope, though I'm now slightly worried that I've blown my luck out with this. I'm happy to have a complete Cullection though.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I'd be more worried about your QP. Get to farming those doors.

Bidwell
Bidwell

That's rough user,hope you get blessed rolls and don't fall to anger again. I never get quiet I just get incredibly sad and curl up in defeat while hating myself. This one's real bad because I'm a cufag and cu Alter in particular is like meeting all my personal tastes on top of a character I already liked. I'm truly broken because all the casual/normie friends I got into fate are posting their Cu Alters they rolled. Some of them got him in tickets and are "saving for Jalter lol!"
I feel like my body is coated in ice water
My stomach is twisting. I'm at wits end

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likme
likme

60
+800
I got a consolation prize called Jeanne.
Fuck that whore.
me inside

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

roll over 1k quartz
don't get illya
OH NO NO NO I'M SAVING FOR HER TOO WHAT IF IT HAPPENS TO ME BROS?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Jing Ke is at least cute and not the fucking gay clown.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

16
90
YES, even Edison
wasn’t saving for her but i have some scraps left if she wants to come

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

average of 1,750,000
5 days

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farquit
farquit

youtube.com/watch?v=GooLNyuKqt8

whatd you waste your indian boners on?

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w8t4u
w8t4u

16
360
no Dogzilla, but I got Kaleidoscope, 2x Black Grail, 2x Heaven's Feel, 1x Ideal Holy King, 2x Imaginary Around, NP3 Edison, lots and lots of other 4* and 5* CEs and more prisms than I can shake a stick at
>Hardly, I still have 3 more 140-packs to buy before I drop 1000+ quartz on jalter banner

massdebater
massdebater

How did you not have enough bones when you knew you were summoning a doggo?

BAD MASTER

hairygrape
hairygrape

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Methnerd
Methnerd

Just hope or be willing to spend money

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

1
2
Kinda
Fuck no.

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whereismyname
whereismyname

15 Tickets
Somewhere under 200 quartz
Edison, Dino C, Kscope.

Lucklet reporting for duty, I've managed to get every single unit I've wanted thus far, I don't imagine JaHortalter will come to me after such luck I've had.

I'm trying to prepare myself for the inevitable disappointment next week (or two or three NONONO) for the Jalter masacre that shall occur.

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Speaking of that, I wonder who the least grailed servant of each rarity is.

girlDog
girlDog

all those anons rolling for fun servants
meanwhile you're stuck saving every scrap for Waver
Hermanos...

farquit
farquit

It's not like bones are hard to get they drop off a 4-5AP free quest in fuyuki.

idontknow
idontknow

Did anyone else give up entirely on caring about cu alter after failing to get him? here, all I'm thinking about is the money I spent now and not caring much about the lack of Cu.

Plus I can get more tickets next week with the new month

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I'm truly broken because all the casual/normie friends I got into fate are posting their Cu Alters they rolled. Some of them got him in tickets and are "saving for Jalter lol!"

This happened to me too when I rolled for Illya, it infuriated me so much that I stopped being friends with all of my online friends who played FGO.
I've never felt that amount of rage in my life, it genuinely felt like fire was burning inside my skin and boiling my blood

Having friends who are into this game is the fucking worst because they just drive the knife in when they get shit you want intentionally or unintentionally

StonedTime
StonedTime

Why were you too stupid to reroll?

FastChef
FastChef

0
0
yes because I wanted no one
I'm not rolling for the French whore

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I will, 10/10/10 on Gil and 7/7/10 Altera fucked me up
I do wanna farm some bones first though...

Supergrass
Supergrass

Do we really have to go down this road again? Asterios is probably the 1st or 2nd most famous Greek myth monster and has very high innate abilities, Blackbeard is the image people associate pirates with, and there's tons of shit like that. Stars have much more to do with how much money they think people will put down

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

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King_Martha
King_Martha

What the FUCK bros, I've rolled probably over 1000 quartz and not only am I a Kaleidolet, I'm also a fucking Divine Banquetlet!

LITERALLY not fucking fair

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Inmate
Inmate

I'm planning on rolling for her papa, and I already have her babysitter and her onii-chan. I have no job so I have to hope I have enough catalysts.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

TWO SNEK DIKS!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

All around me are familiar faces

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

So how hard is it to farm 7 bloodstons...
10.2%
176.0 AP average

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Reminder don't grail your servant unles they're 10/10/10

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Lunatick
Lunatick

This is why I'm kinda happy the one user that I befriended quit.
He only cared about Tamamo though so nothing probably would have happened. But he's messing with me about the fact that I've now been spooked by NP5 Tamamo only trying for NP1

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Mary needed more. Quit crying.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Jesus Christ how overweight are you people? How do you break your own possessions or ruin your friendships over some shitty fucking gambling addict game? Please never reproduce.

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Spamalot
Spamalot

I bet Eric is the least grailed 2* by far

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I'm a filthy latelet and without those 42 quartz i was glad i rolled at least 1 SSR in two days of rerolling.

Firespawn
Firespawn

0 since I wasted 150 quartz in the previous 2 banners and didn't even get a fucking Sumanai. I'm just going to save quartz until the summer beach event and maybe use a few for Shuten Doji. I'll use the tickets in random events so I don't get bored but it feels bad to be a lucklet.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

jack every thread until she has her banana buddy

can anyone help with some nip, i translated some lines but they dont see right

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FastChef
FastChef

JUST is cool and a bro. Way better than the clown, at least.

Eric
Who?

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JunkTop
JunkTop

I guess that would be the ones that aren't top of their rarity but also aren't the lowest of the bottom. So people like Geronimo, Eric Bloodaxe (the Bloodaxe King), Gil-kun and so on.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

thinking I give a shit about what you think

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Lunatick
Lunatick

Please never reproduce.
Implying we need you to tell us. Where the fuck do you think we are?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Imagine how much he'll stretch my bussy with two hot throbbing snake dicks at once as he hugs me tight and says he'll love me forever, his little Anchin

cum2soon
cum2soon

To all the anons that spend money today, tell me how you feel about this image.
Thank you.

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

billy is her banana buddy

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Methshot
Methshot

Man I'm not them but I get them.
If you've been looking forward to something for like 6+ months and you have a 95% chance of getting them but don't, that hurts.
Because you had infinitely more dedication than any luckchad, but you still fucked up

RavySnake
RavySnake

The eye color is right, but why is my Cu Alter short, blonde, clothed, and calling himself Gil?

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FastChef
FastChef

Willing to bet that Columbus is the least grailed rider.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I just got Jack’s Murder Night to 8

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

none of those things even remotely interest me

Spamalot
Spamalot

You should. Lose some weight and stop manchild raging over video games. No girl wants to deal with that shit.

iluvmen
iluvmen

what if my servant only has 2 skills right now

Snarelure
Snarelure

I took her to 90 without looking back.

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StonedTime
StonedTime

Here's the last (You) i'll give you, try harder next time

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Saved from after I got Okita in 2015
Only had Okita, Emiya and D'eon I got lucky on a ticket
saved it all up for inevitable Illya
suffered through having nothing, but still enjoyed and maxed a lot of 3* units
You had it better than me, before I got Scathach, who's been nearly solo carrying me through the game and events, I was playing with Liz, Sumanai and some 3*'s.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

3DPD

King_Martha
King_Martha

You know, The Bloody King who wields the axe, the Bloodaxe King

Spamalot
Spamalot

dumb male master

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SniperGod
SniperGod

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

How is riding an airplane fun?

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

good user

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JunkTop
JunkTop

extremely tight shirt
loose shorts falling down
not wearing underwear
what did they mean by this?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Besides his hood, is Cu Alter technically naked all the time?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

1* Mozart
2* Bloodaxe
3* Columbus
4* Fionn, Iri, Chiyome
5* Orion, Cleopatra

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

So you can stop giving me (You)'s but you can't stop losing weight? Please fix yourself. And stop manchild raging at video games, for your sake.

Spamalot
Spamalot

investing in reality

This is even more gae than Cu.

takes2long
takes2long

Or I could drink true gamer fuel and use the alcohol money on gacha!

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Emberfire
Emberfire

I wish you luck Illya user.
Rin is my waifu and after Jeanne Alter I'm not rolling another time until Ishtar. After Merlin I'm not rolling again (1 entire year) until Ereshkigal)

These rates piss me off because I have literally rolled more servants OFF of rate up than on rate up

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I don't understand the assumption that you couldn't just do both. I mean how poor would you have to be? Also hotels aren't really a fun activity on their own for me

DeathDog
DeathDog

yes

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JunkTop
JunkTop

Suck my clit faggot I went out and blew money on watching a live event with my loud attractive friends, and I spent a week off there as well. I've maxxed out my dumb social time and money, now I will happily toss my money at hot anime boy images you dumb fag. Hell, I may even pay for porn of him afterwards. Airplanes are for retards

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I really thought he had a shot at being in Extella. C’est La Vie. Or whatever the equivalent is in German

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

You could go to France and get traumatized by the French so much you will never leave Japan again.

Snarelure
Snarelure

rolling for a prostitute that stole you're waifu's body

SniperGod
SniperGod

No girl wants to deal with that shit
And why should I care? How would changing myself for a girl benefit me?

StonedTime
StonedTime

L O N D O N

eGremlin
eGremlin

10 gacha rolls
I need to eat less
20 gacha rolls
I can't stand the taste of alcohol and I hate interacting with people unless I have to
30 gacha rolls
Hotels aren't worth it
100 gacha rolls
Where the fuck am I supposed to go?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Based French

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Iri
now what makes you say that

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

god I wish that were me
Are there any servant boys that are Yandere? Or at least super possessive??

whereismyname
whereismyname

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Illusionz
Illusionz

First 10 roll boys, my fluffy queen got her wish

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Playboyize
Playboyize

They're not my waifus
They're my sex slaves using my waifu's body.

Eresh is cute though if I didn't have Rin I'd waifu her. Ishtar is just a slut with my waifu's body

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Avast THOT!

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RavySnake
RavySnake

Fake news!

Illusionz
Illusionz

he has cool animations
he has vanilla melee dude animations and his NP is just kiyo's NP with bombs instead of blue flames

Lunatick
Lunatick

You obviously have problems if you rage and break your own possessions. You need to change yourself for yourself. Losing weight would help a lot. You probably wouldn't manchild rage and break things you own if you weren't overweight.

Soft_member
Soft_member

I wanna go on a date with Mor-san!.

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farquit
farquit

f2p btw

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

So I was thinking, Enuma Elish doesn't get bonus damage mostly on Star servants or servants whose weapons he could never own, such as the Golden Hind with Francis Drake, so why is Nobunaga Oda vulnerable, I know she's not Star attribute, but there are a few non-star that are "immune" and Oda's guns shouldn't be owned by him.

Techpill
Techpill

tfw it's my birthday today
get myself a $100 gift card and splurg most of it on fgo
blow all 210 quartz i own
not a single 5* or even a 4* hero
I want to die.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

you cant say that if you dicked her Odysseus

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StonedTime
StonedTime

why is my son so retarded

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

But that's gay.

Illusionz
Illusionz

literally me

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Iri
yo dawg, are you implying that there aren't people who like grails so much they gonna grail the grail so they can have the grailed grail?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Why do people always say this?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Nigger, you NEVER change for a girl. You change to better YOURSELF.
If you want to be a better person then do it because you want it for yourself, women are secondary (at best).

Methshot
Methshot

[1].png

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Nah I'm a low level whale but this was free quartz i got from 250 logins and some bonds

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

On JP I had a close friend (we were friends since childhood, probably more than 10 years).
I started playing FGO a month after it came out, he literally just started because he was a normalfag and got hooked with the Fate Zero Event.
By december he got better supports than me, more SSRs than me, more SRs and he always was like
HEY user GUESS WHAT
what Andrew?
I GOT ARCHURIA FROM A TICKET
nice...
I KNOW YOU WANTED HER, TOO BAD BRO, MAYBE NEXT TIME
And then he would just level her to 90 and 1/2/1 skill levels
The tipping point was when he wasted all his shit trying to get Ishtar (which he did), had like jackshit savings for Merlin (while I got over 800 quartz) and he got him with only 1 ten roll and I didn't
HEY BRO DON'T GET UPSET IS JUST A GAME LOL
I just cut ties with him, I stopped talking with him, to his sister, his mother asked me what was wrong, my mother too
I just couldn't deal with that shit anymore, I had to stop it for my own sanity

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StonedTime
StonedTime

Not looking in the mirror and seeing a fat sack of shit would probably go a long way

TechHater
TechHater

Mordred and Edison
Not even mad

Illusionz
Illusionz

he dosen't punch holes into his walls for minor shit
Begone soyboy

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

How chiseled are your abs and what sort of laser beams/spikes do you produce?
Otherwise fuck off and roll your waifu or keep saving for her user. I hope you creampie her you dumb fag
Also Camelot btw

viagrandad
viagrandad

why are you posting a picture of her on a date with two other dudes?

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Bidwell
Bidwell

Good advice, reddit bro. Which subredit you from so I can subscribe?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

You and Jekyll both.

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DeathDog
DeathDog

Isn't it obvious?

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

You probably wouldn't manchild rage and break things you own if you weren't overweight.
Alright, i get it now. Have your (You)

Snarelure
Snarelure

I can't handle being called out for my raging manchild ways nor can I handle being obese.
I'll just mention reddit instead

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Dear God, I managed to get him on my 3rd-to-Last 10-Roll. My American Flag T-Shirt and USAudio Playlist Catalysts (eventually) worked! MAGA!!!

0: Squandered them Earlier 2018
270 Quartz
I got an Edison on my 7th 10-Roll, but not up to NP2 like I’d hoped
I’m down to 14 Quartz and I’m saving more for EMIYAssassin, but I’ll throw five whole tickets at Jeanne Alter’s Event

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

STOP POSTING JP SERVANTS

Illusionz
Illusionz

Are you sure thats Jekyll?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Will he draw dimes?

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cum2soon
cum2soon

lucklets

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w8t4u
w8t4u

fun activities like food, karaoke
Fucking japs.

iluvmen
iluvmen

No.

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likme
likme

the virgin user vs CHAD Andrew

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

what's the issue?

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whereismyname
whereismyname

Fellow lucklet here, please no bully.

play since launch
3 SSRs

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

luckshitters OUT!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

lucklets

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iluvmen
iluvmen

youtube.com/watch?v=eZkOn0-yt9E

WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT?!

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Suck my clit faggot

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Snarelure
Snarelure

Never.

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King_Martha
King_Martha

sauce me up please. you wont regret it.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Are non-jp ones ok?

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Playboyize
Playboyize

I'd die a happy man if I could slowly kiss and lick up those those slim thighs, savoring every shudder and moan before I pay tribute to her Oni Lair

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

nice projection fatass

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

The key to happiness is to never roll, then when you do, clinically record every single pull that you do, and total them all up at the end. After comparing yourself to the average, it doesn't feel so bad.

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Lunatick
Lunatick

Stop making me like Snek.

viagrandad
viagrandad

He literally threw away a lifelong friend over a video game because he couldn't get his jpg he wanted.

Holy fucking christ. You are gonna look back on that shit years from now and regret being such a huge, thin skinned faggot.

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RumChicken
RumChicken

even /r9k/ is dismayed

eGremlin
eGremlin

I never thought I would become gae for genderbent version of my waifu.

Inmate
Inmate

exhentai.org/s/0041519c72/1142712-22

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Methnerd
Methnerd

f2p btw saving for jalter

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JunkTop
JunkTop

Or maybe his friend will regret being such a luckchad and apologize

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

someone eventually ends up killing another guy over Fate GO

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askme
askme

start 2 weeks ago
Heracles
Nightingale
Tamamo
Cu Chulainn Alter
Am I suppose to have all these zerkers?

massdebater
massdebater

I'm not seeing it.

idontknow
idontknow

childhood
10 years ago
i want all teenagers to leave /alter/ right now

likme
likme

He fucked him before and after, you have to get to story right for posterity

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Any anons with a spare re-roll account? Feeling pretty down about no Cu Alter since I wasn't expecting his rate up to get switched around.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

it's just game why you heff to be mad.mp4

Firespawn
Firespawn

god bless

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

still 2 days until my birthday quartz

Illusionz
Illusionz

Did you at least finally get Cu?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Apologize for being a luckchad.

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happy_sad
happy_sad

ill need sauce

takes2long
takes2long

rerolling for Cu
Just spend some money if you're this fucked over it

Evilember
Evilember

Clark Kent would fucking love you

DeathDog
DeathDog

I'm tired of the fucking meme that only loser neclbeards or landwhales prefer a night in and money spent on their waifu to dumb socializing bullshit. It gets tiresome pretending to prefer loud obnoxious gatherings to seem normie. All I want is a fate Chad, 3D can't compare.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Why does Jack sound way more badass in Apoc than she does in FGO? When she screams out her NP she sounds awesome in Apoc. In FGO she sounds like some weakling.

youtube.com/watch?v=P-i6yN6x53k

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Booteefool
Booteefool

My main account was my catalyst for Cu because it has E rank luck. Literally the only SSR I have is 3.5 and the only SRs I have are Emiya and Smart Cat.

likme
likme

Who?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

some guy goes on a fucking rampage in his city
manifesto he left behind is filled with /alter/ memes

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

any waverchads with a mona Lisa i can use

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Birthday quartz

FastChef
FastChef

she is speaking with a deeper voice

Bidwell
Bidwell

Playing more than one account.
Holy shit please get a fucking life.

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Because they are basically two different characters. FGO Jack is more a child that happens to be stabby and Apoc Jack is more "Monster in a childsuit"

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Jack dressed as timestop meido
hnnng

FastChef
FastChef

This picture makes me want a servant drawn by Yoji Shinkawa.
I reckon he could do a badass Ned Kelly design.

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

i want the manifesto to say "NOOOOOOOOOOO BROS DONT LET THE CIANIGGERS SEE THIS"

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

user you ever thought about just asking him to stop, or just change the conversation? I know someone who does the same shit but it's not hard to steer the conversation or just cut it there if you are tired of him bragging.

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

please get a life
I'd drop it if I re-rolled into a decent setup, I'm not going to waste time on two fucking accounts.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Dramatic scenes in an anime vs lines in a mobile game.

5mileys
5mileys

have np5 Tamamo, Edison, and NP4 waver
No possible way of splitting it up in 3 slots
Well I guess I'll have to use my Edison to my best ability

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Well they fucked up with FGO Jack then because Apoc Jack is way cooler.

Methshot
Methshot

Jack is a smol cute assassin the weaker she sounds the easier it is to lure people in

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Emberfire
Emberfire

Because the direction given to her VA was more than just "do generic loli noises"

I wish they had rerecorded her FGO lines. Maybe the Apoc collab coming to JP will add in rerecorded lines, but I doubt it

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Who /cozyinbedaftergettingthepullstheywantedtonight/ here?

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5mileys
5mileys

This. I mean I have a few other things than my friends who also play that game and I usually drop the subject if their roles go back (I have a friend who just raged over not getting Cuzilla), I'm sure if he had just told his friend 'hey if i get salty just drop the subject" he would have.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

be 25 years old
bored as fuck with my 9-5 job
pay is good tho
mom is visiting
annoyingly nitpicking my whole lifestyle
all hope i had last week now gone
pretty easy to summon servants when all your life is a catalyst for them

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

If only, re-recorded lines and maybe some NP animation updates...

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Yeah that's all FGO Jack sounds like. Generic loli noises. She'd be amazing with the Apoc voice direction. Actually sounds intimidating even though she also sounds like a child at the same time.

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Please leave.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I have NP4 Herc so I shouldn't be too upset that I don't have Cu...right?

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

You'll fail one day

Spamalot
Spamalot

JP gets Back button
NA about to have Q&A Panel in a few days

I actually feel bad for them.

Flameblow
Flameblow

You know what I'd really like? if the Fate Apoc characters that have themes like Mordred and Jack had that theme play during their NPs. Jack's theme is rad.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Moved it off my Rider just for you
091,549,919

FastChef
FastChef

all hope i had last week now gone
what?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Good night anons.

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

is this shitposting or your 1st ride "JP experience, please understand" ???

King_Martha
King_Martha

23
360
got edison, jannu, cuzilla, and 4th herc
fuck off reddit

girlDog
girlDog

The first introduction we have to Jack is the Christmas event where she's adorable as hell along with Nursery Rhyme. There was no way they would have made her sound like the monster she really is.
I wonder if we'll ever get the other Jack the Ripper, though.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Heyo Albert nigga when we fonna get dat back button yo?
Uhhhhh Jeanne alter comes out next week!

Emberburn
Emberburn

120 for nightingale
90 and 2 tickets for medb
Still have 330 saved for Jeanne, and I'm a chartered accountant so a few hundred dollars here or there if I fail means nothing to me

I feel very good right now

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

At least I got one Cu

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

tfw I actually have a mordred daki
have a good night user

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

How do you get this screen? I'd like to see what I'm missing

FastChef
FastChef

I rolled Jack on one ticket after I got a paycut. you'd be surprised how much misery helps with summoning.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Suspect reportedly pulled out a smartphone after threatening everyone with a modified assault rifle, he got up on a table and started spasming violently while shouting WIGGLE WIGGLE BLESS MY ROLLS
He then pressed something on his phone and waited a few seconds, hostages remained frozen in fear
Once finished with his phone suspect was heard screaming "FUCKING BLACK KEYS AND IRON BODY FUCK YOU PRIEST AAAAAAAA" before gunfire erupted
suspect then moved from the building to the street
Witnesses reported hearing a variety of screams and chants from the suspect such as "ITS NOT FAIR BROS, AAAAAAAA ALL MY QUARTZ, OH NO NO NO NO, LIZ LOOOOOOOVE"

The suspect then began hurling brightly colored rocks at statues of various historical figures throughout town

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

What's a chartered account?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Not while Miura 2.0 is in charge of Strage/Fake's scheduling.

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viagrandad
viagrandad

I love you

hairygrape
hairygrape

Probably, but some people really just want to rub stuff in. I'm a pretty big lucklet and didn't get MHX with 900 quartz. A friend of mine has gotten almost everything hes wanted while also being f2p and brings it up whenever discussions turn to FGO. I've told him a couple times that it's annoying when he constantly bring it ups. It gets frustrating after a while and I can see why sometimes you just want to cut the relationship there.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

details user, full armor? or bikini

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

not “hope”, just annoying to have a parent criticize your life after you manage to move out

SniperWish
SniperWish

Well, Jack ended up getting shrunk down for FGO too for some reason. Maybe she just wasn't cute enough as she was?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

JETCHADS ALWAYS get what they want
IS IT FAIR GILKEKBROS?? WE GET BTFO'D BY THEM EVERY FUCKING TIME, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!
i5uCkd1ckS
Gil4eva

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Can do a lot of stuff, I personally perform audits, prepare and adjust financial statements, tax preparation and planning, stuff like that

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I've failed enough on other Gachas to understand failure and pain.

But thus far my FGO luck is pristine.

Over a dozen SSR, and over a dozen SR; have gotten every single unit I've wanted thus far with minimal spending.

I am perfectly prepared to fail on Horta rate up next week (or 2 weeks, maybe 3, maybe 3 months), my luck is bound to end sooner or later.

Either way, doesn't mean I wont throw a few bones to the Seanegroids in hopes that my luck continues.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I mean I don't get it.
They were able to launch us either updated animations for all the servants that had updated animations between release of JP and December 2016.

So why can't something like, say, the Babylon update or Solomon update include the qol improvements JP has had?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

It's in the room options

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Honestly I borderline thought apoc Jack was a teenager and not a little girl with her size. FGO Jack feels shorter and more mentally younger.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Should I have been expecting too much to get Cu when I already have 6 SSR?

NO I WASN'T EXPECTING TOO MUCH, IT WAS 800 GODDAMN QUARTZ

JunkTop
JunkTop

I thought about getting a full armor one but couldn't find one

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Nojokur
Nojokur

But I'm a Gilchad and I get everything I want
You're probably just a faker

5mileys
5mileys

tfw you have actually gotten every single unit you've wanted up to this point

It's too good to be true bros. It cannot last forever.

(NONONO)

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Evilember
Evilember

0
60
Yes
Don't want her.

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Flameblow
Flameblow

Needs some abs.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Got this bad boy on my 5th allotted ticket for Cu Alter.

Not bad, gives me another berserker to go with Vlad.

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RavySnake
RavySnake

Good night.

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TechHater
TechHater

Because the people running this game are incompetent at all levels of management.
We've got Aniplex, DW, and the SEAmonkeys all slapping the backs of their hands together in a big retard jamboree.

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Jets will never kill you with a fucking Yo-yo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

girlDog
girlDog

Have everything I want
Have nothing left for Jeanne Alter because they switched banners

5mileys
5mileys

Is Cuzilla better than Herc?

iluvmen
iluvmen

That's the best way to deal with not rolling a servant.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

No point in rolling now since you already have herc

Illusionz
Illusionz

banners

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

If hypothetically someone had 0 quartz and 0 tickets right now and they saved everything till Ozzy's rate up, how much could they save?

Bidwell
Bidwell

I will be at work during the Sakura-con panel, any place to follow up the news/ reveal and subsequent disappointment?

idontknow
idontknow

No nurse, no slut, but got memezilla. Guess I'm a gameplayfag now.

This roll was a fucking rollercoaster

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Overall? Yes because He fits into more team comps and is less of a time investment than her.c, but having both is worth it.

Techpill
Techpill

gold berserker card
np 3 herc

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Evilember
Evilember

full tank of gas for 3000 yen

Shit, japan has cheap fuel

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I know but...Cuzilla is cool, and I want something better than Amakusa on my front line. Yes I have Kintoki but Kintoki is gonna be shit in a year and more importantly, has a tendency to die within a single turn.

TechHater
TechHater

You think Diarmuid and Fionn ever give each other brojobs?

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FastChef
FastChef

Oh I'm sorry, what is the proper name used in this thread?

girlDog
girlDog

I want to roll for him but I only have 150 Quartz and I need to save for something more important, like Jeanne Alter or Merlin. But I know that no matter how much I save I won't be able to get them either so there's no point in savingl. I don't know what to even do. It hopeless.

massdebater
massdebater

Should I put Herc or Vlad in my support once I level him up?

likme
likme

Yes, hits harder and has both better NP and skill use. Herc needs bond CE to do big survival,Cu gets big survival Natty and can still take LZO to hit harderer. Both are great on same team as well.

hairygrape
hairygrape

I don't know, I can fill my tank to full from empty with like 25 bucks

Techpill
Techpill

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

we have the material list from halloween 2017
they won't add the updated support list that came out during agartha
or the animation updates from seraph, agartha and halloween 2017

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Vlad

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

The thing is Cu doesn't NEED to be bond rank 10 to be good, it's just something useful for him because it gives him 1 extra life. Herc actually needs the snow castle.

eGremlin
eGremlin

tfw no cu alter bf

Nojokur
Nojokur

Is Cuzzila bond CE good enough to use?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Yeah it's really good

Inmate
Inmate

Best joke in the game.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Honestly, I'd just give her entirely new animations. Her animations are mostly rather generic feeling I have to say.

Though with how the animation updates been spread out so far lately with only one servant at a time getting one, it'd be right Jack getting them or Atalanta getting them since she's still stuck with her launch animations.

StonedTime
StonedTime

It's more NP damage and an extra life, it's automatically good.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Anyone got that post where an user added up how much quartz we are going to get starting from April 1st to summer?

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Playboyize
Playboyize

it's all silver chest drop from door episode

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SniperGod
SniperGod

It's no Herc bond CE but it's increased NP damage on top of a free charge of Guts so it's still a cut above most other Bond CE's.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

fuck off frog poster

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

its 5 a week + ticket + 20 every 50 days do it yourself

5mileys
5mileys

why can golden doors drop silver chests?
golden hands can't drop silver embers

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Eh, 1 guts is cool and No damage is cool but MLB Princess or Buster boost are better.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Is Caligula, Waver's kryptonite?

Inmate
Inmate

Goodnight /alter/, don't forget to take your favorite servant to bed with you.

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Zero stats seems rather big disadvantage.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

You live under a power line.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

CE stats dont matter as much as you think

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I agree but Mordred isn't the most popular so she doesn't have that much merch out there in general I love her regardless

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Soft_member
Soft_member

For the people waiting to roll in Summer for the delicious summer servants, if you start saving on APRIL 1rst, you're gonna get all this:

EVENTS
Da Vinci - 7 SQ
Fate/Accel Zero Order - 9 quartz / 6 tickets
Rashmoumon - 6 quartz / 11 tickets
Go West - 7 quartz
Onigashima - 14 quartz / 11 tickets
1rst Anniversary - 10 tickets
Da Vinci - Trial Quest - 1 ticket
Summer Part 1 - 17 quartz / 4 tickets
Summer Part 2 - 5 quartz / 5 tickets
Quartz from EVENTS: 60
Tickets from EVENTS: 48

CAMELOT
Camelot Main Quests: 34 quartz
Camelot Free Quests: 14 quartz
Quartz from CAMELOT: 48

LOGINs
April (30 days), May (31 days), June (30 days), July (31 days), August (31 days)
153 Days, 21 weeks
Login - 84 quartz / 21 tickets
Master Missions - 42 quartz
Montly Shop - 25 tickets
50 day bonus: 40 quartz (day 1 fags will get 20 more)
Quartz LOGIN and shit: 166
Tickets LOGIN and shit: 46

TOTAL QUARTZ: 274 quartz
TOTAL TICKETS: 94 tickets
This does not take in account the quartz that the pinnoy might give us per release of every event and camelot which may be 3 for each, a total of 30 and likely more
Seriously, stop burning tickets on impulse

askme
askme

I know what you're saying. I'd just look for friends who have him in the meantime and try to roll for him in a rate up down the road along with other servants you want. He does appear a decent amount of times. I hope you get him eventually.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Is anyone else looking at the Cirnopedia/FGO Wiki page of Cu Alter longly, knowing you had a chance but he denied you?

Emberburn
Emberburn

no
berserker bosses die instantly

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

yada yada you didn't married yet
I get it user.

Playboyize
Playboyize

So since Cu decided to flip me the bird and not show up, should I start grailing Shirou?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Nah I whaled for him and got him, but now seriously debating if I want Jeanne Alter or not.

WebTool
WebTool

300 days celebration has 2 tickets too

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

What if I want to bring me to bed?

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Will do

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

587 quartz

Do I do 1 10 roll and save the rest for Jeanne Alter?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Two tickets, mlb anthumbra kek

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

user I spent 400 bucks and didn't get him. My debit card stopped being accepted. HOW MUCH MORE DO YOU WANT ME TO WHALE?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

One
Six
Nope
Having a savings for a worthless slut

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Reverse S
Level 80 Cu attack: 10,932
Level 90 Cu attack: 12,805

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Then you would be sleeping alone?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

No the reverse.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

why do jalterkeks have to point out that they're #saving4jalter every 10 minutes

farquit
farquit

Bros I just fucking wanted Edison.

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

There's also the stream quartz for sakuracon and Camelot.
One year anniversary is also 30 quartz on top of the 10 tickets

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

That's odd, as long as you have the money your card shouldn't be rejected.

Nojokur
Nojokur

It's been more the 10 minutes since the last Jalter post

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

being this autistic

Soft_member
Soft_member

If you actually still do by then, there's always the next time we get a free 4* ticket deal.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I'm going to take a swing and say that because I belong to a credit union instead of a bank, a system thing probably got tripped by a large amount of money being spent and want to call me to find out no one stole my debit card before they let it be used again.

Evilember
Evilember

I honestly wanted him as much as Cu. I can't complain as I got Cu, but no Edison in four 10 rolls. I have better luck with ssrs than srs. It's crazy.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Automatic fraud protection probably kicked in or something, unless you really did run it dry.

whereismyname
whereismyname

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Illusionz
Illusionz

Jalter and Cuzilla have the same role? Is there any need to have both?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Because she's superior to cu alter. Cu alter only hits hard but is brittle because lol berserker. Jeanne Alter hits hard and is also able to tank thanks to class advantage. Pair her with another tank like Mash and you can attack and stall.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Hercules answered my call, fuck Cu.

Inmate
Inmate

No I have over a grand sitting in my account still, it's not dry.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Credit unions tend to block after you spend over $300 in 24 hours.
My credit union didn't even let me buy my last AR with the card I had to take money from an atm because it was too much.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

FGO NA shows up as a charge to japan so that's what did it.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

2 years until Eresh
I'm not gonna make it.

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Yo if the SEAniggers take forever and Ozzy shows up in late July I might have a shit ton of Quartz ready.
O-or he shows up in May and I'm cucked. Pls just let me have my chocolate harem king

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Good to know.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Makes a false claim
gets proven wrong
y-you're just autistic

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Cu alter only hits hard but is brittle because lol berserker.

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Firespawn
Firespawn

If you like them both.
For gameplay purposes?
No, for gameplay purpsoses you only really need one between cu / Jeanne / Ozy, and one between Gil / Raikou if you want the best buster meme attackers.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

based veteran chad

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=66668046

just this once user

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Pair her with another tank like Mash and you can attack and stall.
FUCK
YOU

Spamalot
Spamalot

class advantage
What fucking class advantage? Against Ruler? Everyone else deals neutral damage to Avenger, which means she goes down about as well as anyone else without defensive skills.

girlDog
girlDog

If you want Eresh because of Rin, look at it this way. Ishtar by the end of the year. Summer IshtaRin 6 months later and then another 6 til Eresh. That's what I'm telling myself.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I don't know what hyperbole is

Emberburn
Emberburn

brittle
Literally the whole point of Cu Alter is that he's a berserker that ISN'T brittle

FastChef
FastChef

Alright guys, Not sure what to do here. I got 50 tickets or so (Quartz is being saved for someone I want in a few months) and I need another solid damage dealer for my team and am not afraid to go full gameplay fag (My current damage dealer is Altera), So I ask:

Cuzilla or Jannu Dark Chocolate?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

8.5

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

It's the opposite, Jeanne Alter has no defensive skills outside 1-turn evade and it lowers her HP by 1000. Meanwhile Cu has his 2-hit evade plus his guts plus the attack down+crit down.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC


Pair her with another tank like Mash
Oh boy here we go again.

takes2long
takes2long

I can do it with less than $7. I drive a motorcycle

Booteefool
Booteefool


Damn, there's so many layers to this.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Cu zilla is better, less reddit and cooler, and easier to ascneded and level mat wise

TreeEater
TreeEater

It's the perfect bait post.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Shame he's so ugly

Firespawn
Firespawn

dont call her that

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WebTool
WebTool

I'll roll for Eresh after I get Melt. I hope I'll have enough if I save after CCC. Since the events are close to each other I might have to whale for once

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Stop. I know you said you'll do it in the previous thread. But please, stop.

Techpill
Techpill

Is Circe for (You)? I also heard she's a virgin Greek lady.

Methshot
Methshot

Reddit's rolling for cu now though

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

tfw want Hokusai and Eresh
tfw the game wont last that long with SEAmonkeys at the helm

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Warui nobu!

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

She's for Odysseus

askme
askme

I can't wait for the posts during nerofest about why their Jeanne Alters keep dying so quick

Methshot
Methshot

fake news, theres just a jalter backlash for a while, people will roll for every servant but I guarantee Jalter will have the most people on reddit rolling for her

RumChicken
RumChicken

Why doesn't Lily have My Room lines for Circe?

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

It will be our moment to shine Amakuso-bros

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Jesus. This post is so retarded it's actually kind of ingenious. Good bait.

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

where are you guys grinding BP? since fuyuki X-A and Chicago give the same BP with 2 portraits is it just up to which mats I want?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew


gets BTFO in the previous threads
keep SEETHING and is now falseflagging (again)
Keep trying, faggot. Mash is not and never will be a tank.

likme
likme

piggy

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RavySnake
RavySnake

Odysseus Rider when?

WebTool
WebTool

It's all just math and it's in my favor to wait! And spend money on paid gachas that they don't fuck up.

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Spent 6 quartz and got Cu, first time I've personally seen rainbow particles

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Soft_member
Soft_member

fuyuki X-A

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Methshot
Methshot

maybe the lostbelt nigger is odysseus

Flameblow
Flameblow

she was a bad sensei

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FastChef
FastChef

There's a spot that's better than both of those, that one.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

She and Liz would make great friends

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Soft_member
Soft_member

they both give out 41.6 points when you have 2 portraits, and the only other difference is mats and EXP

Methnerd
Methnerd

I got him too and got the gold particles myself. I don't think I've ever gotten the rainbow effect during summoning though I could just be forgetting.

Firespawn
Firespawn

game desperately needs a quick Merlin
But if they add a quick Merlin suddenly Kintoki rider will once again dominate the entire meta
If Kintoki rider wasn't a welfare I don't think they would have waited this long, but I think they're scared because of how BB already discourages rolling for arts servants for gameplay

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DeathDog
DeathDog

The Saint

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Lunatick
Lunatick

BB already discourages rolling for arts servants for gameplay
Isn't that already kind of happening with Ryougi?

Methshot
Methshot

Do you mean doors easy?

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SniperGod
SniperGod

Avicebro will be quick merlin for sure

SniperWish
SniperWish

Just make another Rin servant who is a quick Merlin. Win, win.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Washington.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Makes me happy to see so many people like best doggo!

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Odysseus can't be a nigger.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Half AP Doors is such a boring “event”, especially if you aren’t actually strapped for QP.

SniperGod
SniperGod

washington is the best bp farming spot

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

he's pretty great

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

The reign of Quick is coming.

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DeathDog
DeathDog

Archuria NP1, jets NP2 and old man NP2 are better.
Kintoki rider however is the best quick servant in the game. That's the failed state of the category

Illusionz
Illusionz

Avice should be a 3 star.
Isn't he canonically weak as fuck?

askme
askme

you aren’t actually strapped for QP.
Oh you say that now user. You say that now.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

oh shit I forgot to add the 100 bp fug, but it got me to check and basic doors on half-ap actually gives out more BP than washington (43)

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Firespawn
Firespawn

He himself? Yeah.
His golems? Potentially more powerful than high-tier Servants like Siegfried.

SniperGod
SniperGod

rarity doesn't equal power

JunkTop
JunkTop

Now this is the one Fate girl that literally has no doujins, along with Nezha.

hairygrape
hairygrape

he thinks he'll never not be strapped for AP in future

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

not a single person on my friendlist has Medb
Fuck user for making me like her.

Techpill
Techpill

Thanks for the advice, got him in 11 tickets. Guess it was meant to be.

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

SHISHOU

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I keep saving mats for servants k want to roll and I end up sad and disappointed with a ton of mats in storage. This is the third time damnit I keep doing it.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

You would be if you level your damn skills.

5mileys
5mileys

1)washington
2)the 2 you mentioned
3)hyde park

is the top 5 spots
i wouldnt run fuyuki unless you have an autoclicker or you REALLY want boners

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massdebater
massdebater

not him but I'll continue to say that in the future, too.
because I never get any worthwhile servants so I have nothing to spend the QP on

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I have one Medb friend unless the others don't want to share

eGremlin
eGremlin

thanks based illyabro, I really hope I can roll her.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

think I'll roll for jeannu negro since there's a risk of me being spooked by doggy dog during the paid gacha anyway

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

they even sorta look alike

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King_Martha
King_Martha

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13_qubpAufXGNwGU_iF41m_-pcUaMzOXgSFK94hIGwVc/edit#gid=1779231250

Bond point farming list

w8t4u
w8t4u

SSR Nobu when?

SniperGod
SniperGod

1/2AP doors don't even last a full week
what did they mean by this?

5mileys
5mileys

Zero Event soon bro

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Probably didn't want to make us wait out another full week for the next event.

SniperGod
SniperGod

just got spooked by artoria
now among the people cheering for the Avalon buff in part 2
It's kind of sad knowing she'll be sitting at level 1 for over 2 years

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TechHater
TechHater

soon I hopu

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

its not too useful until lunchtime is out, it doesnt showw ap/bp for +100 bp

Soft_member
Soft_member

want to grail Ushi
feels wrong because I didn't get her Heroic Portrait
Has a game ever made you realize you were autistic?

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w8t4u
w8t4u

at least do her interlewd

askme
askme

Was there a reason for the spear being purple?

Emberfire
Emberfire

lunchtime
Will /alter/ be trolling newfags about how it's a meme CE too?

TechHater
TechHater

I didn't get Edison, bros...

whereismyname
whereismyname

I'm one of the people that actually has her, I just don't want anyone to know who I actually am.

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

what if artorias instinct gets buffed to Avalon EX where she gains target focus and invincibility for 2 turns and generates crit stars for the two turns

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Event WHEN. I need so much fucking EXP.

viagrandad
viagrandad

You were thinking with your dick.

Snarelure
Snarelure

The problem is she does no damage

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I DID IT BROS
90 SQ
I GOT CUZILLA AND CARMILLA IN AN EARLIER ROLL
TIME TO SAVE FOR MEMELIN

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girlDog
girlDog

When is everybody getting an instinct buff like the two MHX's? That shit skill just needs to go away forever

5mileys
5mileys

Sorry user, they had to delay it because Albert needs to get his dick sucked at Sakuracon over finally announcing Jeanne Alter.

Christ, why do they have to try to ruin this game so hard for the sake of two seconds of fame at a con in front of 0.00001% of the playerbase that can actually show up to the damn thing?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Spent 360-400ish quartz, got Tamamo caster, Cuzilla, herc, and a 2030.

Still got around 300 left for jalter

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

you could run her as a support and slap 2030 on her. her bond CE isn't bad either, it's basically a free charisma buff

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

not sharing the slut
what's the point then?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Don't think so though given that in the rest of the ascensions it's back to being red, I guess it's implied that it's not at full strength or something like that.

cum2soon
cum2soon

1 Ticket
60 Quartz
I got 2 Cu, so hell no
Nope

Flameblow
Flameblow

doesn't da vinci happen before zero?

likme
likme

Once I'm done leveling the 5/4/3/2 stars I'll use.
So probably around Christmas.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

hopefully.

hairygrape
hairygrape

please understand

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

All these people blowing apples and farming doors

Why bother? I can't roll an SSR to save my life, my SRs are all skilled up where they need to be. QP is worthless at this point.

Methnerd
Methnerd

No I'm saying, that's what the specific problem with Seiba is. She does no damage, and there's no reason to bring a knight class servant that's 5* into a big fight if they cant kill anything.

Even his NP has amazingly shitty scaling. My NP3 Saber Alter has the same scaling as an NP5 Seiba, and Alter has more base attack power to begin with.

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

That's the point user

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eGremlin
eGremlin

lunch time is a meme though, you should already have the master level exp and be saving for the mystic code exp ce, have you seen how much exp you need? its 70m PER suit. its also only a small increase on small numbers, why would you want like 20 extra for a fight when you can get 10000 exp

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

GIVE ME A SSR RIGHT FUCKING NOW I DON'T CARE WHO IT IS I JUST WANT TO DUMP MY CARDS SOMEWHERE AND HAVE SOMETHING SHINY TO PUT ON MY SUPPORT LIST IT'S NOT FAIR BROS

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

his
Her, I meant

massdebater
massdebater

This but unironically

Playboyize
Playboyize

Gse bolg I'd purple for cu alter because it's filled with the darkness of the corrupted wish of having a Cu fit to be a strong and cruel king.

That's also why stage 2 and 3 are dumb, because it turns it back red for no reason.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Honest question, will they remember to give us April Fools?

Skullbone
Skullbone

buster up ce
not crit damage up ce

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

wasting quartz on Cuzilla and Medb before the paid gacha

Chance to get either of them is more likely there than you putting tons of free quartz into those shit rates

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

At least in stage 3 it finally looks like how Gae Bolg is supposed to.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I don't think even reddit can defend the hamster if he forgets that

massdebater
massdebater

15 tickets
no quartz
got Cuzilla
not saving for Jeanne Alter so i still have my quartz horde left.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Delayed to another con, please understand.

TreeEater
TreeEater

I don't want to pay only to get spooked by fucking vlad.

JunkTop
JunkTop

You get Seibah.

takes2long
takes2long

tfw already got Vlad
if i get him from the paid gacha i will have NP2 Vlad

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idontknow
idontknow

they will remember.
but they will also intentionally delay it to another date and label is as NA exclusive event

Emberburn
Emberburn

5
33
Nope, got the fucking furry
Yes.. kill me I'm a damn f2p

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Yea but gae bolg's true form is stupid looking.
I'll take "muh darkness overflowing" purpule colored simple spear and heels + tail over the complete shitshow of over complexity for cu alter's 3rd sprite

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Not for nothing but the chance of getting Cu Alter in that gacha is 1 in 10. Yeah that's a pretty good chance but do you want to take that chance?

Unless for some reason we don't have Camelot yet at the time in which case it's only a 1 in 9 (or is it 1 in 8, I forget when Xuanzang was added). Which despite being only 1 less is actually substantially better odds.

RavySnake
RavySnake

NP3 Vlad isn't too bad r-right?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

What I mean is, Gae Bolg is designed so that one small prick causes it to spread and pierce every blood vessel in your body. It's supposed to be covered in spikes.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Cool. I'd welcome a beatstick saber with open arms.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

look at this dude

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Which of these lolis would you lewd, which of them would you make love with and which of them would you take home and give headpats

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likme
likme

No, it loops around right back to being bad. You need NP5 now to earn the approval of /alter/.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Yeah, but is it worth the paid quartz, user? Is it?

TreeEater
TreeEater

NP2 is the best boost
NP3 is an okayish boost at best
NP4 is fucking useless in the most cases
NP5 is for e-peen

Emberburn
Emberburn

Strangely, my dick didn't make this decision. I don't really regret it though.

I have brain damage, please understand.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Your other choice is to not spend quartz and get NOTHING vs a guaranteed 5*

Illusionz
Illusionz

Is that in regards to everyone?

Techpill
Techpill

And 6 is for the item 99% of players will never see

Snarelure
Snarelure

Pretty much everyone that has a damage boost attached to their NP level.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Isn't Edison (fgo) technically one of the strongest servants?
I can't think of many servants that hit EX on 3 paramaters (for the reason of being above A+++ rank not for being abnormal quality)
It's obviously because he has 45 elected and sitting presidents in him (cutoff being December 2016 so we'll include Trump for being elected and the president by the NA cutoff of end of the world), but that's still pretty fucking high stat wise.

WebTool
WebTool

The twins. My boy Asterios missing his girlfriend.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Free quartz that didn't give me what I want > paid quartz that risks giving Vlad

viagrandad
viagrandad

Most cases are like that

NP power at 300% at NP1
NP power at 400% at NP2
NP power at 450 at NP3
NP power at 475 at NP4
NP power at 500 at NP5

hairygrape
hairygrape

You could go to France and get traumatized by the refugees

Fixed

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Nope.

With exception of LCK, all of Edison's abilities are extreme parameters of either E Rank or EX, but this is due a unique summoning condition and his abilities are in practice around D~E Rank.

He's really just kind of shit.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Yea pretty much
Never go for more than NP2 for a servant and honestly I don't recommend going for NP2 ofa 5 star because of the shit rates

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

hero that's powered by us presidents was never actually president
What did they mean by this?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Yes but it also has an equal chance of any of the others.

Plus, there's the 3 knights gacha you can roll in instead

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Rolls are about half that price. Also my cost of living is insanely high, so these side purchases are fairly minor, especially compared to my real splurges on clothing purchases.

Even my coke habit is a drop in the bucket

Booteefool
Booteefool

Thomas Edison should have been president also Tesla is a fag

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

3 knights gacha
pajeet spooks
That's even worse.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Go to bed, Edison

Methshot
Methshot

Kind of shit
With 3 EX paramaters
M8
Edison is shit
But [Thomas Edison] (Edison and the 45 presidents) has exceptional paramaters which easily matches the top few % of servants

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Play FGO NA
Get a few SR and SSR
Months later make a JP account
End up getting more SR and SSR with just a few quartz
Actually get the servants I wanted from the start

Why do I feel so empty?

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I think it was Nasu's way of handwaving never having a president as a servant
Unfortunately for him the game was way more popular than expected some point he'll still have to do either Washington, Jefferson, Jackson, or Lincoln.

Methnerd
Methnerd

yes. np2 can be a good boost for some of them but after that it's pointless to intentionally go for a higher level. if it happens due to spooks, whatever, but don't intentionally waste quartz on it

TreeEater
TreeEater

Lolis for sex: Wu, Euryale, Shteno
Lolis not for lewd: Medea Lily, Medusa, Nursery Rhyme, Ibaraki, Jack
Lolis for the trash: Abby

eGremlin
eGremlin

Ok so user, let's say they add the ability that for a certain amount of money, you can just buy the servant you want, the restriction being you can't buy a servant you already have.

What should the price be?

FastChef
FastChef

mfw I actually kind of like Vlad
Sure on his own he doesn't hit as hard as other zerkers, but the combination of his skills, actually having more than 1 arts card and an arts NP makes him fit pretty well in an arts deck and can set off his NP relatively easily compared to other zerkers.

happy_sad
happy_sad

considering you can go $1000 deep and not get a single 5* they would never add such an option

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

based /pol/ack doesn't know

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Firespawn
Firespawn

50 bucks

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Buy Quartz account off ebay for $8
Get Semiramis, Hokusai, Ereshkigal, Jeanne Alter, Scathach, Tamamo, Jack, Caster Gil

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

After how many rolls it took me to get Cu today I'm going to recommend against NP2 to people except for the biggest of the biggest of whales.

Unless you're hopelessly in love with a servant it's just not worth the chance of wasting hundreds of summons.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Vlad is great but nobody wants more than 2 copies of him unless you're a Vladfag

TechHater
TechHater

You'd have to make it a one time per account thing and price it at $60.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Don't other gacha games have something like that?

w8t4u
w8t4u

get Cu
realize I don't have enough berserker pieces to insta-ascend him
Ohnonono at me bros, I deserve it.

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Snarelure
Snarelure

No Theodore Roosevelt servant
No skill animation where he drinks an entire pot of coffee while saying "Good to the last drop" in bad engrish

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I dont know how much longer I can take it guys

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Wait astolfo sounds like THIS?
youtu.be/95Of6DPIsxw

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

buy quartz account
only get 2 SSR
I wish I wasn't a lucklet in JP

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Granblue has something like that in place, but why would you put a mechanic in place that guarantees a cap on the amount of money you can earn from a release? That just sounds like bad business to me.

WebTool
WebTool

I'd be happy with np2 vlad or Cu alter though

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

watching a game show with the family
question comes up
what was the name of the dutch born exotic dancer accused of being a german spy in WWI
mfw

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Soft_member
Soft_member

Fucking how? Pieces and Monuments are the easiest part of ascension by far at this point.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Let's say the servant has to already have been available for a couple months

5mileys
5mileys

Honestly I'd rather spend money on mats and QP.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

well go on, dont leave me hanging

Emberfire
Emberfire

user starts with a hero / servant / whatever he wants AND they guarantee the account pays something into the game, vs being a F2P
continues to play game
cute waifubait comes out
hmm, this is pretty cool, i guess i'll roll for it
god fucking damnit, time to hit the Google Play store to give the jews my money
would feel bad for quitting after already getting who he wanted in the first place
repeat

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I did the same and got Tamamo and a bunch of lolis. I'm not even a lolicon, It's just ended up where I got Jack NP2, Wu, Abby, and a NP 3 Ibaraki.

Booteefool
Booteefool

If the game lasts long enough I predict we'll get the following presidents in the following order (+/- 1 in said order)
Washington
Lincoln
Jefferson
Jackson
Teddy

I don't see any other presidents making it on fame or legend.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Once a character achieve meme status, that's it, they're fucked. Siegfried is the perfect example of that. Gameplay and design wise, he's actually decent and far from the worse starter you can get (Marie's worse). But thanks to the shitshow that is apoc, he's just SUMANAI and nothing more.

farquit
farquit

it's almost like you can spend quartz to continue playing the game, user-kun
i know it's not what you mean but fuck you, i'm meme'ing

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

How is your situation looking for the Horsemen Paid Gacha?

Francis Drake
NP2 Drake would be okay i guess - Other things are a lot more attractive though
Medb
She is cute - Would take it
Ramesses II
One of the best possible results
Jack the Ripper
Also okay
Zhuge Liang (Lord El-Melloi II)
NP2 Waver is like the worst possible outcome for me
Tamamo no Mae
Great
Xuanzang
Alright i guess?
Vlad III
NP2 Vlad might be useful in the future - Same appeal as NP2 Drake
Nightingale
Not too bad
Cu Chulainn (Alter)
Next to Ozzy the best possible result

WebTool
WebTool

I used them on all the servants I could get my hands on for their SQ interludes.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Jefferson and Jacksons are whos compared to Teddy.
t. europoor

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Article we're reading in class makes a reference to Helena Blavatsky
Professor asks us if anyone here know who Blavatsky is
mfw too much of a beta to answer

viagrandad
viagrandad

Fuck off Tesla.
You're just butthurt because Edison's servant is canon more powerful even if it's because of presidents

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I'll be fine with anything that's not Tamamo, Jack or Medb.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I have Tamamo and Waver so that's the worst that can happen. I'm hoping for Cu Alter but don't expect anything.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Watching a game show with the family
question comes up
What was the name of the ancient Babylonian goddess who - interestingly enough - presided over both love and fertility AND war and combat?
mfw

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Supergrass
Supergrass

I like being F2P with no rerolls because its interesting to see what servants like me and what servants hate me. I don't even save much quartz to make it more random.

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

The only thing I want from that is Ozzy

likme
likme

drake
fine
medb
fine
ozzy
fucking amazing but we won't have him in our paid gacha
jack
great
waver
np2 oh nonononono
tamamo
fucking amazing
tittymonk
great
Vlad
np3 oh nonononono
nightingale
pretty bad
cu alter
fucking amazing

Methnerd
Methnerd

Anything other than NP3 Waver is welcome.
I got NP2 Jeanne and Stheno from the first paid.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Francis Drake
NP3 already DO NOT WANT NP4
Medb
would be pretty unhappy
Ramesses II
One of the best possible results
Jack the Ripper
dont really like her as a character or quick but shes ok
Zhuge Liang (Lord El-Melloi II)
NP2 Waver would kinda suck
Tamamo no Mae
Great
Xuanzang
meh I already have 2 ssr lancers
Vlad III
NP2 Vlad might be useful in the future - Same appeal as NP2 Drake
Nightingale
I'd be fairly happy
Cu Chulainn (Alter)
np2 cu sounds good

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Sorry, can't hear you over my EX rank Pioneer of the Stars and Inherent Wisdom.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

This is your kouhai. Please do not bully her, she's special.

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

But that's not my kouhai.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Jefferson is more famous because he was the main writer behind both the declaration and the Constitution / bill of rights.

He was the mind behind America even if Washington was the face, and his writing went on to be the basis of countless constitutions and laws world wide. He's absolute number 2/1 for US president rankings with Washington, even if Teddy and Jackson are more meme worthy due to their silly exploits.
I'd be legit butthurt if the two US presidents that make it first aren't Washington and Jefferson.

WebTool
WebTool

he didnt do this before 1/2 ap interlewds

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StonedTime
StonedTime

The reroll only really matters for the first anyways. After that, you're working entirely off of your own luck. Your first servant can't save you from getting no 5* servants afterwards.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Francis Drake
Please no.
Medb
Please yes.
Ramesses II
Don't really care.
Jack the Ripper
Positive result.
Zhuge Liang (Lord El-Melloi II)
I'm a waverlet so I wouldn't be mad.
Tamamo no Mae
I already have her NP2 so hopefully no.
Xuanzang
Positive.
Vlad III
He's ugly so no
Nightingale
The autism makes her cute.
Cu Chulainn (Alter)
Don't really care about him but I'd rather not get him.

Bidwell
Bidwell

wanting that whore
Gross.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Francis Drake
I just recently got NP5 drake and getting a 6th one would make me turn my brains into a wall painting. What does she want from me? Does she want to mind break me in my dreams like that one Lizfag?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Link? I can't find it

SniperWish
SniperWish

I would love that actually. I've tried to get Vlad every time and he just won't come home.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

She's cute (and 2D) so it's ok.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Edison old pal mind showing me what your parameters here look like?

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happy_sad
happy_sad

Artoria Pendragon
Attila
Mordred
Orion
Nikola Tesla
Arjuna
Karna
Artoria Pendragon (Lancer)
Jeanne d'Arc

Anyone here going to roll the Knights gacha?

w8t4u
w8t4u

She wants your cock faggot now take it like a man

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

No, it's not. And I fail to see how she's cute; the artist drew her kinda chubby

StonedTime
StonedTime

every account is seeded with a specific SSR that you will never stop getting more than any other

ever wonder why everyone who rerolled for waver can't stop getting more copies of him, that one user wound up with NP7 jeanne, etc? it's pretty fucking obvious

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

CHARGE YOUR PHONE

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Charge your phone, Edison, that's disgraceful. It's DC for fuck's sake.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I have everyone but Arjuna and Titoria. And they were all spooks.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

np5 jehova's witness

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

facebook

Techpill
Techpill

Tesla and Lancer Arturia would be pretty neat.
But Arjuna and Karna are kinda mediocre. I think I'll stick to the cavalry.

Skullbone
Skullbone

That explains why I got 9 Nightingales

Flameblow
Flameblow

Falling for fake news
The absolute state of Edisonfags

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

letting your phone going below 50%

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Komagata is the author.

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King_Martha
King_Martha

charging your phone all the time

You know that destroy the battery right?
Always let it go to 1-5% and charge then

girlDog
girlDog

1 ticket
FUCKING MOON CUBE

farquit
farquit

got two Mordreds when trying for both her and Fran

So what does she want with me?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Sounds like bullshit but I want to believe it. That wouldn't be too bad because at worse I can use the unreg spirit origin to get what I want.

happy_sad
happy_sad

every account is seeded with a specific SSR that you will never stop getting
Then my SSR is simply not released yet, r-right bros?

idontknow
idontknow

Drake, Ozy, Medb, Waver, Xuanzang
All stuff I don't have so I'd be cool with
Tamamo, Jack, Cuzilla
NP 2s. I'd be OK with Jack or Cuzilla
Vlad and Nightingale
not interested. So clearly will I get these.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

carna is very good after strengthening and decent now and arjuna is good just overshadowed rn by gil and tesla

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Isn't she a bully that also kind of LIKES being bullied too?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Wtf Tesla bros you said Edison was the weak one

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

seiba
this is fine
atilla
this is fine too
morded
want
orion
please no
tesla
I already have him and I will never use him because I have gil too
arjuna
please no
karna
want
titoria
do not want
jannu
want

Soft_member
Soft_member

I only have Jack and MHX at NP 1.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Francis Drake
Fine I guess
Medb
At least it wouldn't be a dupe
Ramesses II
YES PLEASE! No 5* rider yet.
Jack the Ripper
Also a good result. No 5* Assassin either.
Zhuge Liang (Lord El-Melloi II)
Please no NP2
Tamamo no Mae
I love her but please no NP2 unless I'm blessed with a multi-5* roll
Xuanzang
Sure
Vlad III
I'm happy with NP1 already
Nightingale
Eeeh, at least her sprite is nice. I'd leave her art at the third one.
Cu Chulainn (Alter)
I'd be happy

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

He didn't get an evil tan, it's just the lighting on his card art

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Arjuna suffers from the same issue that 3* Rice Archer does, he's decent in a class full of monsterously good units like Gil, Robin and Emiya after his Strengthening.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Vlad III
I'm happy with NP1 already

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Reminder that in canon Edison (caster) [due to the presidents] > Tesla (Archer) > Edison (berserker) [strange / fake]

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Do not test me you stinky banana!

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

why is gudao so fuckable?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

user stop

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TreeEater
TreeEater

try banana on JP during Saber Wars
wow nice NP5 Banana does like 200k damage
forgot about the Saber Wars CE
try her in a farming quest outside of it
70k damage without buffs

JUST

Firespawn
Firespawn

Technically he's half right.
Charging your phone at 100% does damage to the battery

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

she isnt stinky

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Reminder DC > AC

Flameblow
Flameblow

Iron Maiden > Metallica > ACDC

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Gold doors drop silver chests
that one silver door drops a gold chest

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eGremlin
eGremlin

you know she has a +20% atk and +30% NP damage buff right?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

who thought that was a good design

MPmaster
MPmaster

Me.

girlDog
girlDog

Medb

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Well, he is supposed to be full on CRAWLING IN MY SKIN edgy.

Flameblow
Flameblow

My eyes hurt watching that.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Silver doors drop silver chests
Gold doors also drop silver chests
lmao 900k QP even with 2 Mona Lisa's equipped

MPmaster
MPmaster

Are you not using her first skill which is a attack up plus and NP damage up? The reasons she's good is her strong offensive and defensive skills with short cooldowns.

King_Martha
King_Martha

How does the high heels work into the edginess though?

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cum2soon
cum2soon

Farming doors is boring.

Emberfire
Emberfire

dumb non-veteran

WebTool
WebTool

it wouldve been 750 without it

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

They just make it better

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TechHater
TechHater

In practice yes, this is what Tesla failed to realize. He was so obsessed with how AC could eventually be valuable without ever admitting it was unreasonable at the time.

That's where half the dumb meme about Edison being "dumb"comes from. The idea he though DC was infinitely better and not the idea that he thought DC was simply more available to the general public and something that should be focused on in the immediate future of his time.
Unfortunately Nasu fell for the meme.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Francis Drake
Already have NP3. Would be my last choice.
Medb
Mega thot but still cute. Curious to see her outside of the singulaity
Ramesses II
My first choice but I'm guessing he won't make the gatcha.
Jack the Ripper
Don't have her. Would love her.
Zhuge Liang (Lord El-Melloi II)
Would be NP2.
Tamamo no Mae
Also NP2 but more beneficial than Waver.
Xuanzang
Alright i guess?
Ditto
Vlad III
I like Vlad as a character. Would love him.
Nightingale
Not great but I'd take her of course.
Cu Chulainn (Alter)
Got him today but NP2 would be great.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

This. Time to save up, my friend.

MPmaster
MPmaster

It is but its also necessary because farming doors is the only way to not get cucked by QP when leveling your skills

5mileys
5mileys

I'll believe it when Cu Alter gets an animation update where he uses the heels to grab his spear and do SPEAR KICKS like Raiden

iluvmen
iluvmen

>tfw I actually kinda like it
If I could I'd remove some spikes, like the ones under the knees.

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Evilember
Evilember

Every god damn time.

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

How much would be a decent stopping point? I already have 200mil QP, and Da Vinci is also a lottery. I don't want to cap my QP accidentally and fuck myself over.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

why are doors casters

whereismyname
whereismyname

I got berseker dog in a medium ammount of rolls, so i still have quartz left for Jeane , this is looking good, i have hope now

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

We're drowning in content. I for one welcome our SEAnigger overlords.

girlDog
girlDog

it doesnt stop

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Snarelure
Snarelure

Yes, so much content.

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

t-tomorrows the day right guys

surely

Booteefool
Booteefool

Isn't Sakuracon in two days or something?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

うん

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

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Evilember
Evilember

I fucking hate this meme song. It doesn't sound catchy at all.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

You never stop
Really.

You need like 3-4 billion QP in order to max your dream squad

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

When will they announce da vinci? My heart says friday my head says sunday.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

You did get Cuzilla, right /alter/? You don't want to miss out on one of the best berserkers in the gaem, right?

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

JUS

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I know that, I just want to know where to stop farming for this 1/2AP QP period, since you can only hold 999mil QP at once iirc.

farquit
farquit

how much are you going to go in on da vinci, exactly? you're not gonna cap on QP even with 100 apples if you're starting with that amount, or even 100m more than that from doing it all week.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I have no quartz and no tickets. I'm aiming for crazy mom.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Huh, all right then.

eGremlin
eGremlin

they have the same ki blast as hans, shake, mata hari, stheno, martha, and carmilla

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I've got 450mil qp and I need about 1.3 billion to max out the team I hope to build. I'm glad we got another door half ap.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Ok but only 2 of those are casters

SniperGod
SniperGod

The panel is on Saturday.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Not just the best berserker in the game, but one of the best units for basically everything

You're not supposed to be dealing insane damage, be extremely durable and somehow still have a aoe damage debuff on enemies

He's like golden sumo for servants. If you don't know what to use, just slot him in as you basically can't go wrong

Untill loli gaijins bully berserkers in like 2 years

Booteefool
Booteefool

it's also worth noting that thanks to the sheer amount of mats da vinci provides it'll be a good time to level skills so you're probably going to be spending a decent amount of QP during the event itself anyways

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

got Dogzilla with 30 quartz

feels good man

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iluvmen
iluvmen

I just want Nightingale

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Snarelure
Snarelure

Someone please convince me to not waste my quartz for Cuzilla. I used all my tickets and all I got was Mufasa.

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Couldn't have they done the half AP doors a week ago and make it last two weeks?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Fuck I wish Geronimo was a chick

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

EOR free quests are 1/2 AP for first time clear

King_Martha
King_Martha

Mufasa
who?

likme
likme

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

DO IT DAMN IT

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

How much quartz

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Kimba's ripoff.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Who wouldn't like doggo?

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

nevermind i just realized who he meant

Bidwell
Bidwell

I just wanted Edison and save the rest of Jalter. I had 450 quartz. Now I have 250 AND I DID NOT GET A SINGLE SR OR SSR.

I JUST WANTED A SINGLE SR IN 200 QUARTZ IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I couldn't be more miserable if I tried and I still get nothing but shit rolls. Been playing over 110 days now. Not one SSR to show for it.

Techpill
Techpill

Guys what the fuck I just spent 10 tickets and only got a 4* CE should I kms?

SniperWish
SniperWish

161, I'm saving for Ozy

Emberfire
Emberfire

which one is the alternative cu?

DeathDog
DeathDog

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

1854 quartz
Man.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Help me /alter/. I just had a super long dream about living at a correctional facility with jack it was so realistic and waking up was soulcrushing.

I want to go back

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Must be around 95% chance to get him

What a lucklet

Methnerd
Methnerd

I did, I was gonna roll for him anyway when I found out he existed monthes ago anyway so I could have a complete set of Cu's. The fact that he's one of the best Zerker's is just a very nice bonus.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

That epic meme cursed poor leddit man.
Final Fantasy VIII.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

98.6% to be exact. Extreme lucklet.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Holy shit

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Techpill
Techpill

This is why you never call it before you actually get it. It's like how in movies, plans will fail if explained beforehand while some secret plan the audience don't know of will work.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Final Fantasy VIII.

i don't get it

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

You're a true veteran.

cum2soon
cum2soon

1854 Quartz
Still didn't get what you wanted.

This shit right here is why I decided to not save everything for one servant and just go with who I like and coinflips to decide when to roll.

That and seeing those Okita and Shishou user's do the save everything thing and not get them either.

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I'm a hardcore fan with FF8, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Balamb Garden where I would often train with Zell in the training center and help Selphie with the Garden Festival, but one day as I was talking to Selphie, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Headmaster Cid and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for SeeD, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Cid said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

idontknow
idontknow

i could have sworn this was longer than that

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

hermano....

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

This. Thank Christ the one servant I want the most is a 4 star and she has a bunch of different rate ups.

Flameblow
Flameblow

why were you two in jail?

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Why the fuck do you keep posting this image

Supergrass
Supergrass

tfw no Cuzilla

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

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MPmaster
MPmaster

Clearly.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

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Playboyize
Playboyize

they made the NA rates worse on purpose, there's been a lot of evidence to support this theory.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

provide proofs

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I don't doubt this as I ended up in the exact same situation as that user you're replying to

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Drake
Hell yeah, more Riders!

Medb
Oh dear christ, no.

Ozy
I'll fuckin' take it!

Jack
I already have Shiki.

Waver
I would stop being a Waverlet

Tamamo
NP3 Tamamo? Sure, thanks.

Monk
Literally the best result.

Vlad
No Waver, sorry.

Nurse
I'll take an NP2 Nurse.

Cu Alter
Another great result.

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happy_sad
happy_sad

On the other hand, you could end up like me and have no self control. I may as well be a fucking Medb fag if I don't get who I want in the future, because I'm cucking myself rolling for pretty much every servant out there.

idontknow
idontknow

Almost every Global version probably does this since who the fuck is going to actually check it?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Let's see:
Drake: Don't want. I think she's unattractive.
Medb: Want her a lot. She's so sexy. Such a bad girl.
Ramsey Bolton: Amazing at gameplay. Also has a meme laugh. Not much otherwise. I want him for gameplay.
Jack the Wolverine: Excellent star generator. Very cute and high loli potential. Want her a lot.
Kayneth: Already have at NP2. Don't want more. For the love of God no.
Fox Wife: Extremely attractive. Amazing arts support. Want her a lot.
Xuanzang: Used her in JP. Excellent Caster attacker. I need one (Medea is shit) so I want her a lot. She's very sexy too. Only downside is Goku.
Edward Cullen: Already have Shiki so he is completely outclassed. Next.
BadArt Nurse: No. She's very sexy in fanart but the artist ruined her. Also isn't very good in gameplay.
Godzilla the Destroyer of Pussy: I want him a lot. He is an amazing Berserker. I already have Herc but Cu is super special awesome.
That's 6/10. 60% chance of getting something I really want. I think that's pretty great. I'm rolling this one.

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Jack
I already have Shiki.
They belong in different types of teams though.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

t. lucklet

I've been very fortunate with MY rolls

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I'd still take her however. I just like Shiki more for general usage.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Jack
I already have Shiki.

One is Quick + Stargen
Other is Arts + Instadeath memery

FastChef
FastChef

So until we get Merlin, how do you build a team around Cu Alter?

farquit
farquit

Drake, Tamamo and Vlad would be NP2
Drake and Vlad would be nice and Tamamo would be okay

Ozzy, Nurse
Would be really happy getting one of them

Monk, Jack, Waver
Not my favorites but I'm okay with them

Cu, Medb
My fail conditions

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Francis Drake
NP2 Drake would be alright but new servant would be better
Medb
already got enough riders between Drake and Grailed Marie
Ramesses II
fine I suppose
Jack the Ripper
NP2 could be useful in the future
Zhuge Liang (Lord El-Melloi II)
I should have rerolled for him
Tamamo no Mae
Great
Xuanzang
Big tittied monk whats not to love
Vlad III
eh I have other Arts hitters
Nightingale
ok I guess
Cu Chulainn (Alter)
just spent 300 quartz and didnt get him, maybe here ill get lucky

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I had never seen this copypasta before. lmao.

I think you already know

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Emberburn
Emberburn

george lv1
Cu
supp george lv1
there

Flameblow
Flameblow

Use Buster buffs to kill shit dead. I think Nightingale and Shakespeare have good to decent ones? Other than that, general attack buffs work too, so Waver, etc.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

waver and nurse will do the trick

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Buster buffing characters. Leonidas would be great since he can both tank and provide Buster buffing.

likme
likme

When I get out of heart hell, KintokiCuHerc buster chain for days.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Like any bustermeme team.
Waver and maybe nurse.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Pretty much this. Also Fastwheels CE once that's released.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I bet I've done better.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Until Merlin the best you can do is two Wavers.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Poor lucklets. I have 12SSRs (1 paid gacha). Counting dupes

I have 15 SRs counting dupes, but not welfare (2 free from tutorial role and 4* starter campaign).

I get my SSRs and SRs at close to the same rate.

massdebater
massdebater

I want to use jack's fat ass as my pillow

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

That could be said about any Servant.

Techpill
Techpill

bros...
the content...

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Yes, what's the issue exactly?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Leonidas works rather well since he's got both a buster buff and his 1st skill and his NP have taunt so it's something to help keep Cu alive when his 2nd and 3rd skills are still on cooldown.

MPmaster
MPmaster

I want to marry Nero!

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

do not

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w8t4u
w8t4u

Nurse/ Shaky to boost atk further, George/Deon to tank

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

then what should i use it as? my own personal facemask?

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Emberfire
Emberfire

Tell me lads. should I buy quartz to get cu?

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I want to use Helena's gorgeous chest as my soft pillow who else think the same?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Depends. Do you feel lucky, punk? Do ya?

WebTool
WebTool

no not really i just spent 120 and didn't even get lionman

DeathDog
DeathDog

It wouldn't be soft because you would literally be laying on her ribcage.

MPmaster
MPmaster

now there's a thought

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Playboyize
Playboyize

10 tickets. Two 10-shots.
A+ luck I guess?

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength


that's not paticuarly unlucky, do it if you really want him and can afford it

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Do you really like Cu? Then buy a large pack and give it another shot. If you're more in the, meh, he's pretty cool camp then maybe you should roll for him again in a rate up where there is someone else you want as well. I did four 10 rolls like you and got him on my second but I didn't get Edison either. It's tough to get them.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Good job user, take good care of your new dog.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Have some delicious armpit

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Is cuzilla's skills worth maxing? His first skill seems mediocre, and I can't fathom farming for all those Snake eyes.

cum2soon
cum2soon

I want to run some tests on roughly how much quartz it'd take to NP5 an SSR and get at least two copies of Kaleidoscope on a banner with only one 5* and a non-Kaleido rate-up 5* CE.

Are there any that fit the same format?

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

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Emberfire
Emberfire

his first skill is actually really good, max his second.

there are a FUCK TON of snake eyes in da vinci

WebTool
WebTool

I do really like cu I have a grailed dog (normal) and I thought about grailing berserker dog too

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

NEW
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veekyforums.com/thread/209975043/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/209975043/video-games

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Is he a good son?

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

His first skill is actually really good and it helps against the one thing that tends to fuck over Berserkers the most: Randomly getting crit.

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