Scariest things to hear a close friend or family member say

Holy shit those feels

>fled to the South with nothing except one wife and four hungry children
>except one wife

why live

...

Oh

"We wuz khans and shit. Hail Tangra."

And then they all laugh at the Former Ancient Republic of Macedonia.

Your old classmate is a doctor, why aren't you? (he was a douchebag btw.)

The pastor's daughter had her first son. (Religious upbringing, couldn't keep to it.).

>Your old classmate is a doctor, why aren't you?
I was in the same class with some dumb cunt whose father was a classmate of my father, so my dad is always going on how she works in a bank like that's some big success. She's probably a clerk there for fuck's sake.

>чиcт бyгapин

Kek

>Why do you need that

...

>retirement

Muslim household: "those isis nasheeds are really catchy"

You need north korean style stool pigeons that rat out there family in these cases

they are tho
youtube.com/watch?v=lX0s5-FR1O4
youtube.com/watch?v=-uGswkakIHA

youtube.com/watch?v=GOxQ6n9fygY
ded link is ded

They unironically are.

t. Orthodox Christian

p.much this
t. degenerate muff diver

HERESY !

youtube.com/watch?v=M0d4qM7gCH8

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Oh my fucking God lmfao

Horrifying

>communism was an experiment by jewish masons. Why do you think it was only tried on us slavs. Coincidence? I think not
>The Russian revolution was a jewish plot to rob the russian empire. Why do you think it's called the Revolu-CIA? :^)
The ruling classes hold the blood of Cain, and the common folk are Abel, and the Caanites want to keep their blood line pure, which is why they invented genetics technology. They need to keep that racial purity, they don't want to become like us 'subhumans'

Mom, dad... this is JaQuan, he comes from a line of Kangz.

What happened to the other wives?

vae victis

They weren't the successor because they actually were Romans.

>God dies

>dat look on brennus' face.
kek.

"Come on user, I'm on the pill"

"user, I had to take Mom to the hospital last night, she wasn't feeling well... she was very tired... and..."

Italian reporting in.

Everytime my dad talks about the good parts of fascism I die a little inside, especially considering that our family was basically decimated both in the african front, prison and town bombings.

Our family literally went from 74 people to 4 and this retard is still drooling over le authoritorian manly man.

>fire was invented around the same year Jesus born, before that everybody live in the woods and ate raw meat
My grandpa

Fascism was doing fine until the war.

t. Wop diaspora

My mom asked me a couple of not-so-smart questions about Fidel's funeral after having a bit of wine.

>Wow, look at all those people; it's just like Tito's funeral. Do you remember that, user?

I'm 21, Tito died a decade before l was born.

>Why is that coffin so small? Was he a little man?

Upon seeing the coffin used to transport his ashes.

>black people are not real
>The moon landing is impossible

T. old ass Italian man

>capitalism works

>black people are not real
story pls

>Sex
Get the fuck out normie. Go back to the Reddit

more along the lines of
>Black people are not people
>Only Europeans are people
>Therefor black people are not real (people)

>No, son, the American Civil War happened before their independence

Lol get yourself tested user
You have those genes

>if it wasn't for the Afghan War we'd all be speaking muslim right now

thing my dad said unironically once

I don't know how many times I've seen this posted yet I've only now noticed the heads.

brennus happy face just steals the show
took me a few posts too

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