What the fuck was his problem?

His English mom never loved him so he took his mommy issues out on Europe.

becoming a /gsg/ meme

You really don't know what you're talking about.

>doctor messes up his nerves
>arm is fucked
>mother notices his head is leaning towards his normal shoulder
>forces him to wear a torture device to straighten his neck
>doesn't work
>doctor cuts a tendon to make his head straight
>aristocrats are insufferable cunts to him
>Bismarck overshadowing Hohenzollern's prestige made him insecure

it's like destiny itself swore to make this dude's life a living hell. Too bad it had to be the freshly unified reich's kaiser.

Great rulers face challenging circumstances and still rise to greatness.

Mediocre rulers? Not so much.

His uncle and cousins bullied him because he was crippled but still happy and they hated it

He was half-anglo.

Based Kaiser who transformed Germany into a super power

German unification was a mistake.

>tfw Prussia will never rise again

Fuck Prussia. Fucking parasitic state that grew out of Polish territories and started countless wars thanks to centuries of brainwashing germans into blind obedience to the state, and fanatical militarism.

if only his brother had survived

He was, dare I say it, our guy.

He was pretty good.

delayed autism

Deutsche uberautism

checked

Checked

Major inferiority complex (anglo, officers, cousins, hand), mommy issues, lot's of issues.
I'd feel bad for him if he weren't a ruler, let alone the person second only to Hotzendorf in responsibility for WW1, really the only thing i'd change in this chart.