Why aren't you a biblical literalist, Veeky Forums?

Why aren't you a biblical literalist, Veeky Forums?

My family tree forks.

>Make sure your child isn't exposed to different ideas!

>Make sure our historically corrupt and paedophilic retarded sand dweller fanfiction of big sky daddy is the only possible idea your kids know! Because creationists totally contribute to society and science and academia! Oh wait we don't? It's okay, all you need is Jesus and welfare stamps!

>historically corrupt
This is a protestant comic though, not a catholic one

Because I have enough neurons to form a synapse

>Salem

Where's the evidence?

Not corruption if they believed their own bullshit, being wrong isn't the same as deliberately misleading them

TFW 40% of americans are

euphoric

In the Bible.

evidence for the bible can't come from the bible

Is this true?

brah not even Jesus was a literalist with the OT. How the fuck can you take the whole shit literally.

Could really use a source for that one

but it's the infallible Word of God.

The hard core of young-earth creationists represents at most one in ten Americans—maybe about 31 million people—with another quarter favoring creationism but not necessarily committed to a young earth. One or two in ten seem firmly committed to evolution, and another third leans heavily toward evolution. About a third of the public in the middle are open to evolution, but feel strongly that a god or gods must have been involved somehow, and wind up in different camps depending how a given poll is worded.

But it was translated by man, sinful, flawed, imperfect man

"Throw away old wineskins."

Not him, but you could look at Mark 2:25-26.