"England lost the Hundreds Years' War"

>"France lost the Napoleonic Wars"

When will this meme end?

We got rid of the most violent types from our revolution, our aristocracy got an extended trip abroad, we killed lots of Britons, looted the Holy Roman Empire, and came back. How is that a loss?

Lindy Please.

>"The South lost the Civil War"

When will this meme end?

We got rid of the most violent types from our states, our young men got an extended trip abroad (well, at least to the country we used to belong to), we killed lots of Yankees, looted the Union, and came back. How is that a loss?

It was a strategic loss for England, you fucking idiot. It doesn't matter if you killed a bunch of Frenchmen if you lose all your French possessions.

>"Carthage lost the second punic war"
When will this meme end?

We got rid of the most violent types from our ports, our aristocracy got an extended trip abroad, we killed lots of romans, looted italy, and came back. How is that a loss?

>>"France lost the Napoleonic Wars"
>our aristocracy got an extended trip abroad,
kek

>"Sweden lost the Finnish War"

When will this meme end?

We got rid of the most violent types from our country, we adopted a new constitution, lots of Russians and Finnish people died, we got rid of Finland, and watched it all happen from the comfort of Sweden proper. How is that a loss?

>"Carthage lost the Third Punic War"

When will this meme end?

We got all our boring and decrepit buildings replaced with valuable salts and our aristocracy found new lives abroad as beloved servants

french dead: 400000
anglo dead: 0

>"Russia lost the cold war"

When will this meme end?

We got rid of the most violent types from our union, we switched to democracy, we fucked over a lot of countries and came back. How is that a loss?

>19 post
>pic related not posted

Meanwhile in the Second Boer War

Anglo dead: 22,000
French dead: 0

The HYW started in 1337 though

That's mostly true though

that's leet.

>"Japan lost the Pacific War"

When will this meme end?

We got rid of most of the violent types from our Home Islands (and Chōsen), our soldiers got an extended weight loss- themed vacation on some tropical islands, we killed lots of POWs, bunch of our civilians didn't need a light to read in the dark for the rest of their lives, and some soldiers had so much fun that they didn't come back to Japan until the seventies. How is that a loss?

France was neutral in the Boer war while Britain was hostile in the Napoleonic wars.

dumb frogposter

Is this the new lindy video topic?

Nope, England's goal was to secure Normandy and Gascony in full sovereignty, the whole king of France thing wasn't 100% serious

still lost though

It wouldn't even surprise me if he actually believes this

Veeky Forums finally has a meme of it's own that's not a variation of /int/ (lefty)/pol/ or Veeky Forums meme

is this how are memes born?

>"Australians lost the emu war"

When will this meme end?

We got rid of the most violent bants from our upside down houses, our soldiers got an extended trip abroad, we killed 53 Emus, looted Emu bodies, and came back. How is that a loss?

>Finnland lost the Finno-Koreanic Hyper-War
When will this meme end?

We got rid of the most violent types from our icebergs, our aristocracy got an extended trip abroad, we killed lots of gooks, looted Korea, and got autism. How is that a loss?

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>Judah lost to Nebuchanzzar
when will this meme end? We got rid of our most violent religious reformers, most of Jerusalem got an extended trip abroad, we killed Edomites, looted Philistia, and came back. How is that a loss?

>"Australia lost the Battle of Brisbane"

When will this meme end?

We got rid of Edward S. Webster, our women got extended American dicks in their puss, and we raised a lot of children fathered by Yanks. How is that a loss?

bc Wikipedia says so

>"England lost the Battle of Hastings"

When will this meme end?

We got rid of King Harold, our language got extensive French vocabulary poured in it, and the entirety of our nobility was replaced by Franco-Danish mongrels. How is that a loss?

>"France lost WW2"

When will this meme end?

We got rid of the most jewish types from our shires, Charles de Gaulle got an extended trip abroad, we shaved lots of French women, watched Americucks die to liberate us and then kicked them out. How is that a loss?

>The Habsburgs lost the Kettle War

When will this meme end?

We got rid of the most spoiled soup from our kettles, our sailors got an extended trip in Holland, nobody died, we mopped the soup off the floor, and came back.
How is that a loss?

nicest meme of december

>browsing wikipedia instead of Encyclopædia Britannica

In the long run the English won.

>no longer tied down to the continent and removed themselves from their petty squablings
>new focus on a powerful navy that would help England dominate the world
>drift away from the French sphere of influence forging a new purely English identity
>killed countless French. the French aristocracy was BTFO for eternity

>"America lost the War of 1812"

When will this meme end?

We got rid of the most shitty white house, our sailors got an extended trip abroad, we killed alot of indians, looted Toronto, and came back.
How is that a loss?

should be
>looted italy and egypt

in the last few weeks i've good memes pop up left and right. i wonder whats the cause of this frenetic mememaking

"The IRA lost the Troubles"

When will this meme end?

We got rid of the shitty divis flats, our soldiers got an extended trip to lots of pubs, got equal rights, and came back.

How is that a loss?

Time to deliberately and enthusiastically spam it on every other board.

I didn't know the english were involved in the Hundred Years War

North Ireland

>our aristocracy got an extended trip abroad
lel

someone add the casualties on the wikipedia page pls

>not sure if bait or leading into "the Plantagenets in the 14th and 15th century were literally French" bait

Probably an Americans keen insight on how language intermingling means the English were ethnically and culturally French.

>This fucking thread

>"britannica"

This thread.

it's funny because when you think about it if english had won the war i think the anglo-french king would just choose king of france instead of king of england since england was a shithole

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Thus, a new meme was born this day. Good job Veeky Forums, good job.

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Fucking wikiautists.

The purpose of this war was to gained the french crown, does this look like a victory to you?

>the Plantagenets in the 14th and 15th century were literally French"

But they were. The Hundred Years War was a civil war between French nobles.

>muh k/d ratio
anglos...

>t.frog

>"Poland got rekt in deluge"
When will this meme end?

We got rid of shitty Vasa dynasty and Prussian vassal, our aristocracy got an extended trip abroad, we killed a lot of Swedes, Russians, Cossacks, Transylvanians, Moldavians, Lithuanians and other types of rebels and came back. How is that a loss?

>and came back
>came back
kek

A kingdom passeth away, and another kingdom cometh: but the shires abideth forever.

>Swedish population
>less than 10 million
>Polish population
>bigger than entire Scandinavia
?

The war of 1812 is pretty much undisputedly a tie.

>loses great power status
>gets pushed around by everyone until it collapses
>gets partitioned
!

damn how did the poles get cucked so hard by the swedes?

i assume swedens population was minuscule compared to that of the commonwealth so how was it possible that they cucked a "great power" ?

Imagine if England had no navy and was being invaded by France supported by Scotland while dealing with welsh and irish uprisings.

Well so what, Vasa dynasty was a mistake.
We could have been good allies if not them you know, imagine if instead of killing each other empires we actually worked together against Russians and Germans but unfortunately we got jewed by them instead.

When will this meme end?

>and came back
after how long?

isn't
>I must unite the _____ people under one flag
uniquely Veeky Forums? I seem to remember that being hailed as the first meme from the new board

>Poland lost world war 2

When will this meme end?

We got rid of most violent (((minorities))), our government got permanent trip abroad, we killed a lot of Nazis, looted Germany and came back. How is that a loss?

>"USSR lost the Cold War"

When will this meme end?

We got rid of the most subversive types from our party, our nuclear engineer got an extended period of secure employment, we killed lots of dissident, looted private property, and collapsed. How is that a loss?