>why weren't you at church today, user?
Why weren't you at church today, user?
Ryan Gray
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Gavin Morris
Wait, today is Sunday?
Jaxson Wilson
i was there all night you dumb thot, where were you
Zachary Wilson
Why aren't you making country music anymore
Adam Russell
Good question.
Gabriel Price
Because my mom works every Christmas and she's the only one in my family that would make us go. Also, we celebrate Christmas a day late due to above issue.
Cameron Cooper
Because I was at the gay bar.
Leo Ward
i kinda wanted to go for the a e s t h e t i c and atmosphere but i didn't have time.
oh well, next year.
Hunter Murphy
Because I went to midnight mass.
Owen Thomas
>a e s t h e t i c
I GOTCHA SENPAI
Jayden Richardson
That fits alarmingly well
Hudson Kelly
debauchery, violence and sin
i was fucking dudes in the ass, burning bibles, eating shellfish and doing other things the bible disapproves of fuck yeah feodras
Jayden Smith
>Bible disproves of eating shellfish
When will this reddit meme die.
It was stated multiple times in the New Testament that strictures on food consumption have been lifted
Easton Williams
I went more than enough when I was a kid.
My personal indifference to the possibility that God may or may not exist aside, what really turns me off from the whole Christianity thing is the people who mistake "Jesus died for my sins" with "Jesus died so I could sin."
Either be like me and don't give a fuck about your sins, or act how you say you're supposed to act you fucking hypocrites.
Bentley Rodriguez
I agree with this.
The Hypocrisy runs too deep. Especially in American Churches.
I'd much rather say my prayers in silence; alone. Like Christ instructs others to do in his Sermon on the Mount.
Easton Bailey
I have never been to church for anything that wasn't a sacrament.
t. Catholic
Hudson Rivera
Church in a monday?
What are you?
A priest?
Or American?
Liam Thomas
>Posted at 1 AM EST
Robert Brooks
But Mom! Churches are Gay!
Gabriel Richardson
Because I'm not religious.
Eli Fisher
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Justin Parker
Because a priest raped me.
Ian Rivera
I went to the church yesterday
Luis Rogers
> your body is my church
Dylan Stewart
Buddha veneration in the morning.
Solar adoration in the morning.
Yoga.
Blood sacrifice.
Solar adoration at noon.
Solar adoration at sunset.
Puja.
Sadhana.
Stellar worship.
Solar adoration at midnight.
Buddha veneration before bed.
Landon Kelly
>Eastern Estandard Time (US)
So American as I sugested?
Jaxson Long
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Jaxon Torres
Nathan Ramirez
Bacuse church sucks, i love the christian beliefs but church sucks. Do not do to your next and so on.
I think modern christianity really hit the spot but why is church so boring.
Samuel Harris
jesus came to reaffirm the covenent, not destroy it, you protestant
Isaiah Wright
I visited a Mormon church for Christmas, and why were there so many qts there? Why were they so polite and nice too?
Ayden Collins
>Matthew 6:5 "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.
Jason Hernandez
Because I'm not a believer of Christianity
Connor Cooper
He's not a member of the one true church, the First Day Adventists. Enjoy hell, heretic.
Asher Reyes
Give me evidence that he actually died and came back to life.
That's probably the most preposterous thing in the entire New Testament. Only the OT is more retarded.
Kayden Wood
The old testament contains some comedy gold though, like Lot being raped by his two daughters.
Christopher Diaz
>to be seen by others.
This is only saying "do not pray in public for the sake of boosting self image."