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Searched up Sumeria

The worst year of my life.

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varangian guard

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>inb4 WE WUZ
Nubians WERE black. Eastern "Horn of Africa" black instead of Western "Kunte Kente" black like most twats spouting WE WUZ are, but black nonetheless.

wtf

youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kamerun

>alberto barbosa

>Bismarck

>Augustan Lorica Segmenata
>19th century rifleman garb
>Female Varangian guard
I'm so confused

Blame the Japanese for turning WW2 ships into girls.

>simo hayha...

>tits are covered
>she's in the jungle
fucking shit

Thanks OP, we have hit a goldmine.

Charles V

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What pisses me off about this picture are people on /int/ who thinks those pyramids in the back are Egyptian.

I know, no Minoan titties. Sorry to disappoint.

No, god. Please, no...

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Enrico Dandolo

>lol idk what color they were so I'll just have one of each

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Jean-Bedel Bokassa

Uncanny.

That's actually pretty based.

>not a hot milf
Dissapointing

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God is death

Isonzo

Sauce?

"Baron Roman Nikolai Maximilian von Ungern-Sternberg"

Eugen von Savoyen

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Admittedly it's hard not to make him an effortless badass.

"Joseph Goebbels Kills Edward Cullen"

Thank you for making this thread so I could travel through the depths of Hell for a laugh.

I knew I wouldn't be disappointed.

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Mannerheim

Richard Owen.

this

"America's Founding Fuzzy Wuzzies"

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A wasted opportunity to have him fight a mastodon. Literally the only animal that comes to mind when imagining Jefferson hunting something.

Reminder that we're gonna see this scene in the HBO show next year. Can't wait.

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cute

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Some of these are actually pretty good but then you have stuff like

Haile Selassie

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I miss this guy

Is that Pilsudski?

Willy

Wew

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At least it was titled right

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This is the Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

Newton

I know it is by Dali, but it is just as crap as the others.

Caroleans Part. 1

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Teddy Roosevelt

I notice a theme in the American Presidents.

Caroleans part 2

Caroleans part 3, at least this one does have a cartoonish theme to it

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St.Olga

William the Conqueror

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Americans like to romanticize them. They also claim to hate and distrust politicians.

Cute.

I'm mostly disgusted by that rifle.

Did this whore become some sort of feminist icon in the west or something?

t. Russian

Kickass.

How would he ever get this armor on
And how would he be able to sit without the bottom point stabbing him in the dick

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO