Be useless NEET living at home

>be useless NEET living at home
>every day face crippling depression and suffocating anxiety
>can't find work, hard to leave the house
>Dad tries to hide his disgust for me, can hear mom when she thinks she's alone talking to her friends about what to do about me
>fail at everything, including killing myself
>one day browsing Veeky Forums
>see "Veeky Forums", decide to click on it instead of /b/
>cue chicago bulls theme song: youtube.com/watch?v=NsIB3-t2j3A
>learn about crypto for the first time
>watch autistic neets like me mooning to lamboland
>look at bank account
>$1000 and some change from birthday money over the years
>start to spend my nights learning about crypto instead of jacking off
>begin to trade, in the beginning get nervous and sell low buy high a lot
>learn to steady my hands
>6 weeks later, have made 28k
>pull out 14k, pay off one of mom's maxed out credit cards
>parents are in awe. mom cries. for the first time dad looks at me and smiles
>celebrate as a family, haven't felt good at home since I was a child
>for the first time in my life, I have a spark of confidence
>maybe I don't have to be a retarded neet eating microwaved food my whole life
>maybe can be something one day
>take out $200 in BTC and buy some clothes that fit
>mom hugs me, dad enjoys talking to me again
>take my remaining 13.8k and hit the crypto markets, one day at a time, half my savings in HODL, day trading the other half
>depression is waning, anxiety still not good but manageable
>mfw see potential for a brighter future

thank you Veeky Forums, wish me luck

good job OP! Good luck in your future endeavours, and always be sure to eat plenty of pasta, it's really good for you :)

Nice LARP. Nobody has ever actually cashed out crypto to fiat. It's a meme.

Once you go crypto there's no going back.

That's inspiring. Can I have some muney please?

I literally cashed out $6,000 last week.

Quit fucking posting this. Fuck.

Tether actually more valuable than USD on Kraken now

What did he mean by this?

>be me, 27
>music endevours failed, tried to join bands failed
>laughed at because i play piano and keyboard
>certification as a SA, no entry jobs though
>laughed out of interviews (true story)
>trust fund kid but ambitious and understand humiliation
>excluded all the time with "friends" because they think im a bit off, all assholes anyway
>social status is shit
>wasted my youth because involuntarily shut in
>spend most time looking for something
>see crypto currency
hopefully im not to late to get on board and see where this goes. I wont feel bad about spending time around computers now. also fuck "artists" , they wish they were weird people.

im reading all i can as i wait for verification

when will this blatant meme end