Austrailia

Plebian here, ehat can you tell me about Austrailia?
All I know is
>former penal colony
>Abos are NOT human
>emu war
I want to know more about their history and culture (not abo "culture")

>their history and culture
They have none

Do you understand that your racism will make Australian Aborigines who are interested in learning about history feel unwelcome?
Look, this board is níche enough we need to be nice to each other or it dies.

nah yea nah yea nah yea nah yea nah yea nah yea nah yea nah yea nah yea nah yea nah yea nah yea nah yea nah yea nah yea get fucked cunt

>Austrailian Aboriginals who are interested in learning
Look I doubt they can afford a computer, let alone figure out how to use it

>we need to be nice to each other or it dies
What is /pol/ mein freund?

Better than white Australians who buy computers and the only things they do with them is shitpost everywhere.

>implying 99% of the australian shitposters aren't cute half anglo, half chinese girls with a cheeky personality

>implying you arent a 100% anglo 100% male with a cheeky shitpost

Shitposting is a national sport around there.
They apparently eat marmite.
It used to be an English colony but couple decades ago Chinese took over and are now trying to replace white colonists with yellow colonists.

Do you realize that your racism against Whit Austrailians might make some Aussies who come here willing to learn about their history culture feel unwelcome? Look this board is niche enough we need to be nice to each other or it dies

Got this book for Christmas lads. Pretty good so far. Focuses a lot on Tasmania so far but I think, the narrative has just changed to be more focused on the mainland. Covers 1820-1870. Pretty good writing style too. Has a strange obsession with Keith Windschuttle and 'The Fabrication of Aboriginal History' tho.

Its not that bad, just a couple hundered thousand chinks right?

Good, I'd rather take a shit skinned abbo than a shitposting anglo

Alright, How did Austrailia gain its independence? Who were the leaders? What are some signifigant events for the Aussies?

Do you not see your double standard you fucking twat? I thought Veeky Forums had some intellectual integrity. You pseudo intellectuals need to go head first into the oven.

Cunt.

tits

Australia was not a colony it was 6 colonies (Victoria, New South Wales, Queensland, South Australia, Western Australia and Tasmania).

Timeline of aus
>1770 captain cook explores east coast
>1788 first fleet arrives in Sydney establishing the first European settlement on the continent
>1808 Rum Rebellion
>1825 Tasmania Becomes a colony
>1829 Western Australia becomes a colony
>1834 South Australia becomes a colony
>1851 Victoria becomes a colony
>1859 Queensland becomes a colony
>Gold Rush Happens in Victoria
>1901 Colonies unite to form Modern Australia with Melbourne as capital

Do rest later

Australian History in a nutshell

>a quadrillion years ago Aboriginals crash land on Australia
>Too retarded to go anywhere else so they get stranded after land bridges flood
>Skip a while
>Dutch guy find weird landmass
>More dutch guys
>Dutch guy finds tiny island under massive island (Tasmania)
>France and Britain hear about this souther land
>race to get there
>Captain James "Mad Cunt" Cook finds it first
>fast forward a few years
>fleet comes and drops off settlers and colonists
>everything is shit
>things gradually become slightly less shit
>bush rangers n shit going around and shooting people
>Ned Kelly does his shit
>Australians pretty much get a name in late 1800s
>Go fight in Boer Wars
>Go Fight in Boxer Rebellion
>Begin eugenics program to stop abos from existing
>Become country
>ww1
>Gallipoli
>everyone dies
>Beersheba
>everyone lives and it's awesome
>skip a few years
>Emu War
>Skip a few years
>Go fight Nazis and spaghetti niggers in Africa
>Japs invade
>fight off Japanese invaders
>go with US to kill them harder
>skip a few years
>Korean War, Vietnam ect
>eugenics ends in 70s
>fast forward about 30 years
>Kevin Rudd gets in, gives heaps of tax payer money away to idiots and is borderline socialist
>They decide to get rid of him and replace him with his second in command
>Jullia Gillard, an even worse commie cunt is now in
>gives 75 million tax payer dollars to Clintons
>Kevin Rudd strikes back
>K. Ruddy is now the pm again
>election
>K. Ruddy loses election to Tony "Onion Muncher" Abbot
>Tony is a based guy but is a bit retarded
>they decide he is too retarded to run the country
>Replace him With Malc
>Malc is a bank shill and literally does anything if it makes (((them))) happy
>Malc is occasionally based.
>the end

They are shitposting incarnate, they're already here and they're already shitposting but now that you've brought up their shitty fucking Island even more will flock here and their shitposts will build up on other Aussie shitposts. This thread was over before it began.

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Never said cunt, definitely not Australian