Post funny historic art

Requesting the picture of the two Spanish grills at the dinner table that want the viewer's benis, but their brother is giving the viewer a deathstare. You know the one.

nice

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why is she wearing her napkin on her head

are you a grill?

>pic you post shows a man and woman drawn in the same color
M8 you didn't post a great example of that

Literally me

A Jew, a retard, and a fenian?

Not worth the navajeada

That fucking cat ahhahaha

me too

The one on top of the bull is the male, m80.

So cuckposters have been making fake ancient art and selling it?
Dear Lord.

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[Judges you in art]

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Even if what you say is correct, I believe that you missed what non-robots like to call "the joke"

>Did that guy just say that the Byzantine Empire is the true successor of Rome?
>lol yeah, he apparently doesn't know where Rome is

>& Humanities

Art History 101.

openculture.com/2014/07/the-turin-erotic-papyrus-the-oldest-known-depiction-of-sex-circa-1150-b-c-e.html

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Kek.

You literally just pulled that "fact" out of your ass.

t. Art History student

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day BBC tho

Men worked in the sun, women stayed indoors.

funny.

Ever been this drunk?

This is asked like every time I see that picture.

It's a french delicacy where a bird is boiled alive in its egg, and it was considered shameful to eat it, thus, napkins on ones head to veil you.

Japs still do it in their porn sometimes.

this made me cackle uncontrollably

>t. Art History student
Enjoy failing lol

You hit on girls when theyre coming back from their mother's funeral? Get some class bro.

You have to actually start your art history class before you can attempt to correct people,.

"The young women have fair skin and the leaping youth has dark skin, in accordance with the widely accepted ancient convention for distinguishing male and female, as on the Hagia Triada sarcophagus, and in La Parisienne." - Gardner’ s Art Through the Ages A Global History

another famous mention: Interior of the Tomb of the Leopards, Monterozzi necropolis, Tarquinia, Italy, ca. 480 bce.

>I'm going to extrapolate a pattern found in one civilzation to every other one that seems to be about as ancient

oh you

How many of the cultures that actually produced art and used color for you to be convinced?

>in one civilization
>Egypt, Crete, Mycenae, later Etruscan, Greek, Roman
That guy is right, you should probably take your first class before pretending like you have any idea what you're talking about.

>before pretending like you have any idea what you're talking about.
Being skeptical of a claimed pattern after only 3 images, 2 of which come from the same source, is hardly pretending to be knowledgeable on the subject ya fuggin jerkoff

I see, and where is your academic source that disproves the "widely accepted ancient convention"?

Claiming he's "extrapolating a pattern" is literally pretending to be knowledgeable. If you were curious about the topic, all you had to do was ask the poster for more detail, instead of playing devil's advocate and coming off like a dumb contrarian.

Why doth thou cuck me?

He posted 2 images and said that it's a pattern to be found in all ancient cultures that is extrapolation and has nothing to do with me claiming to be knowledgeable. It's gonna take a little more to convince me that such a pattern is ubiquitous in ancient cultures. Don't get so ass blasted when people don't take everything you say as fact

He said
>Men were shown as dark, women as light.

Images ITT show that it's true.

No one but you mentioned
>all ancient cultures

You cannot deny that it is a convention in ancient cultures, and you should have learned about it had you actually taken art history.

He actually posted an assertion and a source to confirm it. Did you read the posts you replied to?
>"The young women have fair skin and the leaping youth has dark skin, in accordance with the widely accepted ancient convention for distinguishing male and female, as on the Hagia Triada sarcophagus, and in La Parisienne." - Gardner’ s Art Through the Ages A Global History
And then he followed through with listing several examples more.

>I've signed up for an art history class
>I know more about the subject than actual art historians

>He posted 2 images and said that it's a pattern to be found in all ancient cultures
When did anybody say that? Link to the post.

And so far there have been about 4 or 5 different civilizations posted to demonstrate his point. The reason you're getting called out by multiple people is because this shit is Art History 101 material, possibly even something you'd learn in the first week.

lmao you cucks take your light skinned women with dark skinned men very seriously huh

Why are you even on a history board?

I'd love to know the story behind that picture

>I was just pretending to be retarded

not even giving you the (you)
kill yourself, shitter

>starts an argument
>loses
>pretends to be above the argument
Learn to cop to your fuckups, it has more dignity. Being wrong really isn't a big deal.

Fairly new here. Is someone posting a stupid argument and getting BTFO normal on Veeky Forums?

its a Medieval drawning of the conceiving of Alexander the Great, who as you may know claimed that Philip II of Macedonia was not his real father but that his mother had layed with a God.

/thread

Take your fake cuckold porn somewhere else OP

Holy shit his face

Good morrow I am Brian Diggins and welcometh to bungler

Having a good time i see

dude I'm not even an ART HISTORY STUDENT and even I know the theme of dark male light female in ancient Mediterranean cultures is cause the men were working outside while the women were working inside.

>tfw your son is such a disappointment you don't want to risk having any more sons
>I hope he falls into the fire and dies

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Man I hate medieval artists and they're ignorance of what they're depicting sometimes.

Maybe Veeky Forums has made me too autistic but whenever I see something like an engraving of the cruxificion and the roman legionaries are wearing 14th century plate and bascinets or something I get strong tism tremors.

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Took some photos at the Met this year.

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>tfw no supra thicc nuns to plow

Damn what a meager existence I suffer through.

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>Sultan Mehmed IV to the Zaporozhian Cossacks:
>As the Sultan; son of Muhammad; brother of the sun and moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God Himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of Christians - I command you, the Zaporogian Cossacks, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your attacks.
>--Turkish Sultan Mehmed IV

>Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
>O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shallt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.
>Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!
>So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
>- Koshovyi otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.

>thou shalt post yer horrendous erands in here

>tfw every single girl i invited out tonight rejected me
>even a fucking painting is having a better time than me

You know that's been done in just about every art period before the modern era right?

Here's a Hellenistic Greek representation of Menelaus. Doesn't matter if he's only pseudo-historical, the fact is he's a Bronze Age Mycenaean hero being depicted with a helmet from a thousand years later. The fact is, these people didn't view time or historicity the same way as we do.

>Look who finally decided to leave his mancave. Why don't you join us, user?

>hun
Hungarian?

>roman_woman.jpg

I think it's awesome and I would like to see current artists do the same thing.

These are Indians

Nah, German, they were just nicknamed "Huns" at the time, to draw parallels with the Barbarian tribe.

is that marcus aurelius's wife?

When you're such a good artist that everyone now has Progeria.

I bet she had both a phat and a fat ass.

>alright bruh gimme a boost

>REEEEEEEE

a cat is fine too