I REALLY NEED HELP BUYING BTC

I HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR FUCKING AGES TO BUY BTC

I've tried everything. Can someone give me STEP BY STEP guide on how to buy bitcoins from localbitcoins without ID. I am really fucking fed up trying to get this working.

I WANNA BE RICH GOD DAMN IT

go to your local bitcoin ATM

Normies find it difficult. That's why we still have time to accumulate.

Send me 2000€ on Paypal and I'll send you 1 BTC

Why don't you just buy it with ID fagoot?

nearest one is 24km away
I can't get out of the house due to disability, I'm not a normalfag
passport is out of date and my parents hold all my IDs.

>nearest one is 24km away

then god obviously hates you & doesn't want you to get rich off of cryptos.

sorry bud. ya can't win all the time, but you sure as hell are losing.

Can you use online transfer in localbitcoins? I have an online bank setup..

I know I've missed the rockets but I still want in.

>I can't get out of the house due to disability,
Pay a fucking cab, consider it an investment. Unless you're a literal bubble boy that's a shitty excuse.

I'm not a bubble boy. I can't walk, my legs do not work and I cannot get out the front door and down the steps, nevermind in a cab. Can you do localbitcoins via online transfer?

>wants to get rich
>won't pay the cost of a bloody cab to do so

>Can you do localbitcoins via online transfer?

Yeah, if you're looking to get your credit/debit card scammed into oblivion by some random nobody.

not paraplegOP but how long does purchase at ATM -> wallet take?

literally no more than 2 to 3 hours, not even joking.

just make sure to rescan the blockchain on the wallet app in your smartphone once the deposit is done.

ok cool, prob gonna wait til the impending doom crash is over later this week but i'll def pick some up. thanks for the info my dude

is it shady IRL? The only ones I see nearby are kinda on the cusp of the ghetto (literally Detroit, straight up niggers nigging 24-7) at liquor stores...

at first glimpse kinda, but not really in my experience desu.

just don't be surprised if your ATM literally charges you 15% extra of whatever amount you're depositing. so be ready for that.

>just don't be surprised if your ATM literally charges you 15% extra of whatever amount you're depositing. so be ready for that.
takes regular CC right?

are you morbidily obese

nope, only cash.

Then go 24km away

where should one be buying bitcoins from and what's a good wallet to be using

Because you have to pay taxes then?

If you think it's hard to buy, wait until you try to sell.

Did it get harder to buy btc in the last time?
Bought my first btc last summer in anycoindirect and didn't habe to verify or something.. Only disadvantage was that I could only buy for 250 (or so) bucks a day.. Than had to wait 24 hours