Who was the handsomest Roman emperor?

Who was the handsomest Roman emperor?

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the tranny one

Augustus naturally

Hadrian and Gallienus were quite aesthetic, going by the busts.

I think Marcus could pass as a good looking guy in the 70s

You mean the glorified, deified propaganda pieces the Emperors intentionally disseminated across the nation to legitimize their regime?

As opposed to the many photographs we have of them from all angles, lightning, and level of grooming?
Think for a second nigger, we don't have anything other than those busts to judge from.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_II_Komnenos

>Also known as "John the Beautiful"

Well they don't look godlike or anything, just good looking

>anything Constantine
>counting as "roman"

>neckbeard

Lol, read the wiki you linked. John Komnenos was known to be plain, bordering ugly. His moniker 'the Beautiful' came from his austere, pious, disposition and great character.

To be fair, pardon the pun, his son Manuel was considered to be 'handsome' and 'well-built'

Going off that logic, his son takes the cake then no?

Augustus was so handsome that modern fatass "historians" claim that his statues must be "idealized" because no human could look that good.

Think about that.

Why did they chisel such an angry expression on caracalla's bust? all the others have a neutral face except for him.

>his statues must be "idealized" because no human could look that good
But he doesn't look that good in his statues. He's certainly handsome, but not even beautiful.

Because he was angery

Augustus is the obvious choice

But other than him, I would say Caligula. He probably had a nice boipussy also

autism

Caracalla was fucking insane. That is probably why.

>he doesn't look that good

implying you wouldn't be shaking in your boots when Imperator Caesar Divi Chadus Augustus gave you this look

He disdained plebs

he had a particular disdain for a certain social group

>all the assmad aristocrats calling him a tyrant were actually just jealous of his perfect features
>FUCKING CAESAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>mfw nearly a splitting image of Augustus

>implying byzantines aren't romans

>tfw I look just like Caracalla and all my friends kept making fun of me about it after we went to a museum with a copy of that bust

octavian sounds like a qt in the twelve caesars

>things that never happened
you really gave it away when you said you have friends.

Looks pre-pubescent almost. Greek sculptor maybe?

I'm jealous of Constantine's chin

Why are his eyes so big in that bust?
Does it have a perticular reason?

Me

The sculptors were watching too much anime