ITT: Veeky Forums redflags for a woman

if it was a satire then why was it, and still is, taken seriously?
Honest qustion

keep your gay fantasies on

Because 99% of people are morons. Pick your satirical news website of choice and read the comments sections if you want an example of this fact.

>comments section of specific site visited by only .0000001 of population and comments left by only .0000000000001 of population
>995 of ppl are morons

Hurrr durrrrr adurrr durpa durrrrr

>Da Prins is satyre XD
>Hi I'm Machiavelli, and this is Jackass.
>*writes a detailed political analysis on how Cesare Borgia rose to power then fucked up.*

Veeky Forums redflags for guys.
>Man admires you from afar.
>Continues to do so even when you're married.
>Writes a fanfic of you in his shit.

lots of women ruled behind the scenes though, but you had to be cunning af, being a woman was playing life on hard mode

/r9hitler/

cuck

>hurr durrr mom more tendiez plz hrrr ich ibn edgy xddd :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

That's a whole lot of words that don't actually mean anything.

>im autistic and can't into discussion

We get it user, you're a retard who only understands chicken nuggers

Lolwut? Evidently you're a retard who doesn't know what "example" means.

Fuck off CF cuntslave retard.

Why would you read any of Dante's works beyond the Comedy, if you weren't Italian?

Hell even the Paradiso's a pain to get through.

Jokes on her, she could've been famous.

Mothers who were virgins at marriage are the most satisfied with their lives. There's a linear correlation to the number of pre marital partners women have and their overall happiness. Unhappiness among women is sky high because they've been told careers and being promiscuous will make them happy.

>The crusades happened because Europeans were meanies
>Columbus Day should be abolished/named indigenous people's day
>the old confederate flag is a hate symbol (not even from the South)
>Native Americans/blacks deserve reparations
>Takes the Turks' side on any event
>Colonialism ruined Africa (bonus if they claim it was bad the borders forced unrelated tribes together but also support increased diversity in the west)
>Hitler could have won if x

>no penis
It's shit.

Well, if you guys were forced to be a woman, which time period would you want to be born into, assuming you can't predict whether you are born as a poor woman or a rich woman?

Did you actually read The Prince cover to cover? Be honest.

>French Revolution
>this

tfw most important historical events have been beta uprisings

The divine comedy wasn't a fanfic for Beatrice.
Heck, the only part written in the Stilnovo was the canto with Paolo & Francesca

My gf didn't know that the Soviet Union was a nation nor that the Cold War took place.

4th Century Athens.
>Pericles' laws forces Greek qts to marry you or lose their citizen bucks
>Butt-buggery gives your man the sexual experience to please you in bed
>Get to sit around and be feed grapes by slaves while the men are out arguing with the demos/oligarchs/Plato

Literal paradise.

>she is not kstew

>implying rape is bad

Only when it's reverse rape. Normal rape is a shitty maledom power fantasy.

Unlearned cuck

>has enjoyed any of Dante's shit works
Biggest red flag imo

The American South during the 19th century you uneducated chucklefuck.

Pseud.

> Normal rape is a shitty maledom power fantasy.
Which is why it's the most common fantasy for women throughout the whole world.

And all through history men have been, in most cases, farmers and laborers

What's your point? Is one more prestigious than the other? Both are tedious and not exactly glamorous.

>Islamophobia is bad because the crusades happened.

Do you by any chance date mentally retarded people?

Because woman have shit taste.

They like the taste of dick almost as much as you do.

>Writes off history and culture as brainwashing
>Is poor
>Thinks she deserves to be admired for being fat because Rubens paintings exist

>"The Celts were fearsome and Boudicca was a warrior!"

>Believes in shieldmaidens

>Complains about Cleopatra not being a pitch black nigger in art

>Goes out of her way to yell "Yule" at christmas events

>Admires France

>>Writes off history and culture as brainwashing
>implying they aren't
Bluepilled af.

>write bible fanfiction because you're too beta to get the girl you like
>influence biblical theology for centuries to come
Is Dante the most powerful beta to ever live?

The prince was written to the Duke of Milan as a job application to be his prime minister, it wasn't satire.

>the prince is satire
holy shit yer dumb

The absolute madman tbf

Peak of Minoan civilization.

Never met a woman interested in history anyway.

>Admires France
There's plenty of times in history where you can admire France.

As much as we try to attribute them to modern society or whatever, the struggles of men in life and love are both common to all men and common to all time periods.

>hurr duirrr

Why do we let you asspies post on here? How did you even make it past the captcha?

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