THE BITCOIN CRASH IS HERE!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

THE BITCOIN CRASH IS HERE!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

BTC AT 1800 AND FALLING!!!

Thank Christ I was able to sell at 1900. Still a loss but I could liquidate. This is going to be bloody.

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Uh huh... and Trump is now in prison. And Elon Musk reserved VIP seat for me to Mars on his shiny spaceship.

HOLY SHIT

What crash you fucking faggot

stop giving me hope

literally nothing is happening

1/3 of my portfolio gone in minutes.

mfw I fall for the meme and find out it's not true.

dude i wish it would crash i'd buy more lmao

I bought at ATH and its already 70% down

Guys, how many stories up in a high rise do I have to jump from to ensure a quick and painless death on the pavement?

This thread may have started as a joke, but it's real now.

SELL

You nigger it wasn't never a joke

Check the time stamp of my OP. proof that I know things

Here's another tip: this crash is going below $1,500

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sounds like a great dip to buy to me

There is support at $1700 but could drop as far as $1300 I think.

Buy ETH

It needs to go below $1.000 and then is a perfect dip

lol larping nocoiners are the best! what is like being poor guys?

You mean what is it like to not waste money on magic beans?

sold part of my BTCs at his peak between yesterday and today.

I'm happy now it's falling down.

Time to buy some more soon ;)

Still rich, and will be reacher in few months/years :)

Buy mooncoin and eth, literally safe havens during times like these

About fucking time, now my shitcoins will rise

I would have caught and sold at peak had some cunt at work not distracted me with nonsense.