Be NEET

Lunatick
Lunatick

be NEET
my parents recently found (or rather snooped around my room) a bank statement addressed to me which contains details about my $60,000 of cryto gains in my checking account and savings
question me where I got the money from
tell them I bought bitcoin and ethereum when way back when most people didn't even know about it
still mad, they tell me I should leave the house because I have enough money to move out
they tell me I should move out of the house this weekend or they will get a lawyer to evict me off their premises

What do now Veeky Forums? I'm scared. I have no job experience and skills other that shitposting, video games and fapping.

$60,000 is just not enough to live off comfortably. For example, $10,000 will immediately go to the rent and bill jews every year.

Any advice Veeky Forums?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Bribe them

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

keep investing or buy a cheap apartment and get a stem degree

TreeEater
TreeEater

get a job

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

reporting your crypto gains to a financial institution
enjoy your taxes

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

You have enough money to finance nearly anything. Take out some credit and play it smart, you can live comfortably off a basic job with 60k in your savings.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

you'll pay capital gains tax, you'll have 30,000 to start with and then you'll get a god damn house.

I'd kill to have the start you're getting. I'm moving out with 3,000 and a job that nets me 10 bucks an hour. consider yourself lucky and leave those 2 weights you call parents behind.

make dat money g

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Pfft.

Wait 1 month till BTC reaches 1 million a coin, and buy them and their house.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Why are your parents such assholes? Shouldn't they be happy you're making money?

Soft_member
Soft_member

hold
have at least $500,000 in a year
laugh at your parents

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Go and live on the beach in Thailand and continue your crypto trading activities unhindered.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Your parents are fucked up.

Move away and never look back.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

still mad, they tell me I should leave the house because I have enough money to move out
Why don't they love you?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Pitch in and help them? They're probably upset because you spend all day shitposting and jerking off to anime. Offer to pay them more if you even pay them rent at all. And maybe buy groceries and pay your own phone bill.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Thought parents were supposed to be HAPPY when their spawn is succesfull.. Like.. Isnt that the whole fucking pount?

happy_sad
happy_sad

This actually might be your best plan. If you have that kind of cash, go someplace pretty with low costs of living and high infrastructural development. Your 60k will last you a good 5-10 yrs during which you could either crypto trade or get a real job/skills.
Why in the fuck are your parents pissed that you made money? Sounds to me like they're jelly.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

were you adopted?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Thought parents were supposed to be HAPPY when their spawn is succesfull.. Like.. Isnt that the whole fucking pount?
Americans don't love their children which is why they are so fucked

Skullbone
Skullbone

this
if you pay them a few hundred bucks a month they might let you stay

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

pay your fair share user

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Make sure there's no misunderstanding. It's possible they simply don't believe you got that money legitimately and think you're a drug dealer or something. It's hard for baby boomers to understand crypto currencies. Make them watch a quick youtube video.

Once you're positive they understand, if they're still mad, then you're better off getting out of that toxic environment.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Asking to pay his fair share i would underdtand. But skippi g it and throwing him out? Boggles muh nuggets

viagrandad
viagrandad

typical NEET faggot feels entitled to living in someone else's house and even eating their food for free
Hope you end up homeless. Alternatively give your parents 80% of your money. Would be a fair split since they have provided 80% of what you needed to make that money.

askme
askme

You can survive off of 20k a year easily. you have lots time to get a job.

welcome to life.

Techpill
Techpill

your parents are jealous boomer losers who squandered your future and you happened to get lucky enough to see some tiny measure of success and their response is to kick you out? fucking murder them

jesus christ
I know this is just a made-up story but still

Emberfire
Emberfire

It depends if having their child was accidental or deliberate.

Firespawn
Firespawn

You can literally work 40 hours a week at a fucking sams club at $11/hr and ration it with the $60,000 and live comfortable for decades

TechHater
TechHater

Move into a sharehouse with some whales and start making real money. We have cosplay girls who are essentially whores but you pay them with styrofoam weapons.

happy_sad
happy_sad

he can't buy a house though can he?

also why would you lower yourself to 40 hours a week as a wagecuck

takes2long
takes2long

leech off parents for god knows how long
refuse to get a job
refuse to help out at home
refuse to even pay the electrical bill even though you're making 60,000$ of your parent's money
OMG Why are they so angy :'(

gambling online and winning
succesfull
pick one

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

muh ebin contrarianism
you tell us you unique, insightful snowflake

whereismyname
whereismyname

leech off parents for god knows how long
The whole idea of a family is lost on you.
You work hard for your kids and to BUILD a family passing on your house and giving an
inheritance so your child won't have to suffer and work as hard the generations before you.
Also cos they love you...

No wonder america is full of wagies because people hate their own children.

Methnerd
Methnerd

i agree
I started paying for stuff around the house, food landscaping lawn maintenance, bought new couches, gift cards for clothes, amazon credits

it's not hard to stay on their goodside especially when you have some money, just be a goodboy

WebTool
WebTool

contrarianism
I think most non-neets (which the majority) would agree with me. You're the contrarian
You work hard so that your kids can one day stand on their own legs and be more successful than you
This is normal people
You keep giving your kids free shit for eternity because material things=love
This is you

FastChef
FastChef

buy 1 acre of land
build tinyhouse/cottage
make tiny 1 acre farm
get easy job somewhere just for health insurance
live easy lazy life

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

capital gains taxes are the lower of your income tax rate (if he has no job, that'd be 15%) or 20%

so he'd have $48000 to start, not $30000

of course there may be state and local taxes but those are usually under 10% of the post federal tax amount, so still should have roughly $40-$43k

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

$10K down payment on a house
part time job at Wendy's to make $600/month for mortgage
all other work is for food/further investing

Keep investing that $50K
Be a home owner (bitches love home owners)
Get a job at Costco and get health care too if Wendy's isn't "good enough" for you

cum2soon
cum2soon

strawman
emotional appeals
ad hoc bullshit
ok whatever sherlock, have fun being a mediocre piece of shit, sorry your parents are lower class idiots whose IQs were too low for them to make sensible decisions regarding their children and you've picked up the same torch

enjoy your mediocre existence lol

idontknow
idontknow

living with your parents past the age of 21 and having nonsocial life is not a mark of success user. Sure you have 60k but thats fucking chump change. Go out there, get a job, get a degree, go make a name for yourself and let crypto be your passive income

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Get a parrt time job. Use 10000 to daytrade shitcoins while the job pays most of your bills.

Snarelure
Snarelure

my parents know I have over 300k in memecoins and want me to make myself look presentable
I'm wearing a black t shirt dirty sweatpants and watched porn for over an hour today

I really don't know what to do with myself
wagies wouldn't understand

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

critizises argumentation
is literally just calling people names
lol

SniperWish
SniperWish

60k
Depends on where you live, that money could go a long way or do fuck all for you.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

not reporting your gains
Enjoy prison

cum2soon
cum2soon

A major traditional marker of success in American culture is moving out of your parents' and supporting yourself.

hairygrape
hairygrape

mfw made meh chuckle

+69
Greet sharky4me

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

letting the gayvernment thieve on your rightfully earned bitbux

Nojokur
Nojokur

Just move out, build an IG page, pay for some shoutouts, grow that shit and get affiliate marketing and sponsorships. Live off of that and invest on these memecoins boiii.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

gambling online and winning
succesfull
pick one

successful; accomplishing a desired aim or result.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Seconded plus i`ve heard ecuador has like the lowest living rate ever

Methnerd
Methnerd

Show them pictures of crypto millionaires, tell them this is what tomorrow's businessmen look like.

SniperGod
SniperGod

the lowest living rate ever
Yeah probably in both meanings of the word

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I agree with these. Live in Thailand m8. You can get a teaching job very easy if you speak English.

or you could live as a NEET very comfortable of $10k a year.

A full 6 years of NEET Thailand beach lifestyle minimum.

I lived in Thailand for a year Teaching English and loved it.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

That's not what the word means when you say a person is successful retard.
A successful person doesn't have to worry about being a neet and not even being able to get a job at mcdonalds

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

That's not what the word means when you say a person is successful retard.

That was literally the dictionary definition of successful you dopey cunt.

Methshot
Methshot

It's still not what people mean retard. And you know I'm right. You're just trying to get some autistic internet point

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

If you define success by the definition of your parents and society you will never be truly successful user

If op-San is fine with his neet lifestyle and his goal was to obtain many neetcoins then he is successful

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

If you define success
see If op-San is fine with his neet lifestyle
He obviously isn't. Did you even read the OP

Supergrass
Supergrass

*see

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Could you give a poorfag that makes 200$ a month something to nibble on?

Illusionz
Illusionz

What the op said to me was

Im successful but my parents aren't happy with my definition of that so I am being forced to change it to appease their views of success that old and flawed

WebTool
WebTool

Im successful
not even being able to get a job at mcdonalds
wrong
my parents aren't happy with my definition of that
That's not why they're not happy retard. see

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Also making 60,000$ in about 7 years is like 8,000 a year. Even a part time janitor makes more than that. So he's pretty much a failure financially as well

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Honest advice.

1) Tell them you'll get a job and start carrying your weight around the house (paying minimal rent, helping with the bills)
2) Actually go and get and get a job

Unless they are horrible people, they probably just want you to stop being a NEET and are only throwing you out to give you some tough love.

Methshot
Methshot

That's how you create a spoiled, useless human

RumChicken
RumChicken

Thinking the government doesn't track every BTC transaction

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

His NEET lifestyle requires the approval of his parents to continue. He needs others in order to live his chosen life. How is that success?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

someone else's
his literal parents
Are you retarded or a nigger?

Evilember
Evilember

typical NEET faggot feels entitled to living in "his literal parents" house and even eating his literal parents food for free FOREVER
oh wow, what a difference

massdebater
massdebater

someone else's
his literal parents
Are you retarded or a nigger?
you're not supposed to leach off your parents
You're supposed to jump in the mix and help your family grow prosperous
op's family will never be an elite family
KEK

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

thinking the government hasn't heavily incentivized the exchanges to report your suspiciously large bitbux gains
thinking the government hasn't heavily incentivized the banks to report your suspiciously large bitbux gains

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

this is the only correct answer.

Laugh in their stupid faces.

Send them fancy xmas gifts and postcards from exotic locations.

RavySnake
RavySnake

good luck cashing it out

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

If this is real,

then duh. Go get an apartment like a normal human bean.

Evilember
Evilember

go to your grandma / aunts house and reassess your next move. Worst case, hotel room for couple of days until you rent a cheap apartment. Your parents are utter retards for kicking you out for being successful. Fuck them. Also buy mooncoin.

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