Be NEET

Go and live on the beach in Thailand and continue your crypto trading activities unhindered.

Your parents are fucked up.

Move away and never look back.

>still mad, they tell me I should leave the house because I have enough money to move out
Why don't they love you?

Pitch in and help them? They're probably upset because you spend all day shitposting and jerking off to anime. Offer to pay them more if you even pay them rent at all. And maybe buy groceries and pay your own phone bill.

Thought parents were supposed to be HAPPY when their spawn is succesfull.. Like.. Isnt that the whole fucking pount?

This actually might be your best plan. If you have that kind of cash, go someplace pretty with low costs of living and high infrastructural development. Your 60k will last you a good 5-10 yrs during which you could either crypto trade or get a real job/skills.
Why in the fuck are your parents pissed that you made money? Sounds to me like they're jelly.

were you adopted?

>Thought parents were supposed to be HAPPY when their spawn is succesfull.. Like.. Isnt that the whole fucking pount?
Americans don't love their children which is why they are so fucked

this
if you pay them a few hundred bucks a month they might let you stay

pay your fair share user

Make sure there's no misunderstanding. It's possible they simply don't believe you got that money legitimately and think you're a drug dealer or something. It's hard for baby boomers to understand crypto currencies. Make them watch a quick youtube video.

Once you're positive they understand, if they're still mad, then you're better off getting out of that toxic environment.

Asking to pay his fair share i would underdtand. But skippi g it and throwing him out? Boggles muh nuggets

>typical NEET faggot feels entitled to living in someone else's house and even eating their food for free
Hope you end up homeless. Alternatively give your parents 80% of your money. Would be a fair split since they have provided 80% of what you needed to make that money.

You can survive off of 20k a year easily. you have lots time to get a job.

welcome to life.

your parents are jealous boomer losers who squandered your future and you happened to get lucky enough to see some tiny measure of success and their response is to kick you out? fucking murder them

jesus christ
I know this is just a made-up story but still

It depends if having their child was accidental or deliberate.

You can literally work 40 hours a week at a fucking sams club at $11/hr and ration it with the $60,000 and live comfortable for decades

Move into a sharehouse with some whales and start making real money. We have cosplay girls who are essentially whores but you pay them with styrofoam weapons.

he can't buy a house though can he?

also why would you lower yourself to 40 hours a week as a wagecuck

>leech off parents for god knows how long
>refuse to get a job
>refuse to help out at home
>refuse to even pay the electrical bill even though you're making 60,000$ of your parent's money
OMG Why are they so angy :'(

>gambling online and winning
>succesfull
pick one

muh ebin contrarianism
you tell us you unique, insightful snowflake

>leech off parents for god knows how long
The whole idea of a family is lost on you.
You work hard for your kids and to BUILD a family passing on your house and giving an
inheritance so your child won't have to suffer and work as hard the generations before you.
Also cos they love you...

No wonder america is full of wagies because people hate their own children.

i agree
I started paying for stuff around the house, food landscaping lawn maintenance, bought new couches, gift cards for clothes, amazon credits

it's not hard to stay on their goodside especially when you have some money, just be a goodboy

>contrarianism
I think most non-neets (which the majority) would agree with me. You're the contrarian
>You work hard so that your kids can one day stand on their own legs and be more successful than you
This is normal people
>You keep giving your kids free shit for eternity because material things=love
This is you

>buy 1 acre of land
>build tinyhouse/cottage
>make tiny 1 acre farm
>get easy job somewhere just for health insurance
>live easy lazy life

capital gains taxes are the lower of your income tax rate (if he has no job, that'd be 15%) or 20%

so he'd have $48000 to start, not $30000

of course there may be state and local taxes but those are usually under 10% of the post federal tax amount, so still should have roughly $40-$43k

>$10K down payment on a house
>part time job at Wendy's to make $600/month for mortgage
>all other work is for food/further investing

Keep investing that $50K
Be a home owner (bitches love home owners)
Get a job at Costco and get health care too if Wendy's isn't "good enough" for you

>strawman
>emotional appeals
>ad hoc bullshit
ok whatever sherlock, have fun being a mediocre piece of shit, sorry your parents are lower class idiots whose IQs were too low for them to make sensible decisions regarding their children and you've picked up the same torch

enjoy your mediocre existence lol

living with your parents past the age of 21 and having nonsocial life is not a mark of success user. Sure you have 60k but thats fucking chump change. Go out there, get a job, get a degree, go make a name for yourself and let crypto be your passive income

Get a parrt time job. Use 10000 to daytrade shitcoins while the job pays most of your bills.

my parents know I have over 300k in memecoins and want me to make myself look presentable
I'm wearing a black t shirt dirty sweatpants and watched porn for over an hour today

I really don't know what to do with myself
wagies wouldn't understand

>critizises argumentation
>is literally just calling people names
lol

>60k
Depends on where you live, that money could go a long way or do fuck all for you.

>not reporting your gains
Enjoy prison

A major traditional marker of success in American culture is moving out of your parents' and supporting yourself.

mfw made meh chuckle

+69
Greet sharky4me

>letting the gayvernment thieve on your rightfully earned bitbux

Just move out, build an IG page, pay for some shoutouts, grow that shit and get affiliate marketing and sponsorships. Live off of that and invest on these memecoins boiii.

>gambling online and winning
>succesfull
>pick one

successful; accomplishing a desired aim or result.

Seconded plus i`ve heard ecuador has like the lowest living rate ever

Show them pictures of crypto millionaires, tell them this is what tomorrow's businessmen look like.

>the lowest living rate ever
Yeah probably in both meanings of the word

I agree with these. Live in Thailand m8. You can get a teaching job very easy if you speak English.

or you could live as a NEET very comfortable of $10k a year.

A full 6 years of NEET Thailand beach lifestyle minimum.

I lived in Thailand for a year Teaching English and loved it.

That's not what the word means when you say a person is successful retard.
A successful person doesn't have to worry about being a neet and not even being able to get a job at mcdonalds

>That's not what the word means when you say a person is successful retard.

That was literally the dictionary definition of successful you dopey cunt.

It's still not what people mean retard. And you know I'm right. You're just trying to get some autistic internet point

If you define success by the definition of your parents and society you will never be truly successful user

If op-San is fine with his neet lifestyle and his goal was to obtain many neetcoins then he is successful

>If you define success
see >If op-San is fine with his neet lifestyle
He obviously isn't. Did you even read the OP

*see

Could you give a poorfag that makes 200$ a month something to nibble on?

What the op said to me was

>Im successful but my parents aren't happy with my definition of that so I am being forced to change it to appease their views of success that old and flawed

>Im successful
>not even being able to get a job at mcdonalds
wrong
>my parents aren't happy with my definition of that
That's not why they're not happy retard. see

Also making 60,000$ in about 7 years is like 8,000 a year. Even a part time janitor makes more than that. So he's pretty much a failure financially as well

Honest advice.

1) Tell them you'll get a job and start carrying your weight around the house (paying minimal rent, helping with the bills)
2) Actually go and get and get a job

Unless they are horrible people, they probably just want you to stop being a NEET and are only throwing you out to give you some tough love.

That's how you create a spoiled, useless human

>Thinking the government doesn't track every BTC transaction

His NEET lifestyle requires the approval of his parents to continue. He needs others in order to live his chosen life. How is that success?

>someone else's
>his literal parents
Are you retarded or a nigger?

>typical NEET faggot feels entitled to living in "his literal parents" house and even eating his literal parents food for free FOREVER
oh wow, what a difference

>>someone else's
>>his literal parents
>Are you retarded or a nigger?
you're not supposed to leach off your parents
You're supposed to jump in the mix and help your family grow prosperous
>op's family will never be an elite family
KEK

>thinking the government hasn't heavily incentivized the exchanges to report your suspiciously large bitbux gains
>thinking the government hasn't heavily incentivized the banks to report your suspiciously large bitbux gains

this is the only correct answer.

Laugh in their stupid faces.

Send them fancy xmas gifts and postcards from exotic locations.

good luck cashing it out

If this is real,

then duh. Go get an apartment like a normal human bean.

go to your grandma / aunts house and reassess your next move. Worst case, hotel room for couple of days until you rent a cheap apartment. Your parents are utter retards for kicking you out for being successful. Fuck them. Also buy mooncoin.