MONERO IS ABOUT TO GO TO THE MOON DONT FUCKING MISS IT

already in ;)

Fuck monero. The dev is autistic and would crash the price just for lulz.

Monero is dead.

you mean so him and his pals eg. WhalePanda can pump and dump the market?

Hi Riccardo.

Not interested in Monero. There are many better options that do what they do but much much better. Like Zcash just to name one.

Also their team are amateurs.

Even if you believe all my arguments are wrong you can see that the coin is still set on a historically high amount.

Call us when it is on 5000 sat. I will tell you to F Off again :)

Already lost 50$ because of the dev's "prank"
Never going to put money on this coin again

What did they do?

One of the devs posted a tweet saying that there was a HUGE announcement coming
Their announcement it was literally nothing, just some stock footage with a silly message at the end
They posted pic related and laughed at the face of everybody who believed their twitter message

>nobody actually sends anything with monero
>has low 24hr tradevolume
>just hoarded by investors
>already overpriced in an oversaturated market

nah im ok thx mane

Goodluck making your millions

lol ok well I'm with you that his prank was embarrassing for himself and the entire monero project, but it wasn't just some stock footage. It was a parody of the EEA with a pretty funny bit changing the name of partners like Samm's Ung instead of Samsung.

the internet should never forget what this guy did. His scam, and it was a scam because only a moron would believe that the people in on it didn't take short positions, should be synonymous with the name of the coin. It should be the first fucking thing that comes up when you search for monero or Riccardo Spagni - forever

I believe the people involved did not short it and I have an IQ of 148

His life is already in danger now. People are going after him and it's fucking hilarious to watch. Hope he gets killed.

I have an IQ and 149 and I confirm that they did short it.

Needs to go below 1000 sats before anyone sane considers even touching this turd.
>It doesn't do anything other coins can't do
>devs are worse than pajeets behind POSW
If I want to get scammed I would just open an account on Yobit

I agree that they probably shorted it. And guess what? You eventually have to close shorts. Guess what that will do to the price?

If you believe they shorted it and have any common sense you will buy before it's too late.

i don't want to buy this coin because it looks like the neogaf logo. Fuck them

haha what? source?

bought at 165 sold at 174
please post when it hits the dip again thx

I am glad I stayed away from this shit. I have no desire to touch it now that I know the devs are willing to post manipulative shit on Twitter in order to P&D.

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>Zcash

The first and only sign we need to know you're a retarded faggot.

Good enough start, sooner or later this will take off

Monero is an Esperanto-named Telecomix-tier memecoin. JPM put its money behind Zcash. Just sayin'.

* blocks your path *
Seriously what does monero (or any other anonymous memecoin) do better than dash?

also, fuck zcash
twitter.com/zooko/status/863202798883577856

Did i get it right ? zcash not really private. wtf that the only reason anyone want the coin

telecomix-tier?

monero is one of the few coins thats acutally in use and can be traded through out most exchanges.
monero has a future, and is by far better then zcash or dash when it comes to privacy

>Why don't you look at the chart dumbfuck
wow. RUDE. and un-informative

Why would u feel the need to come on Veeky Forums and tell everyone it's Gona go up??

BCN is better for privacy than XMR. this is a fact.

monero is the same cryptonote-BCN scam rebranded, literally 0 development and 0 wallet support while fluffypony jerks off to traders/holders.

STAY AWAY. buy zcash, zclassic,zcoin, stealthcoin... anything but this shit. thank me later

>prank

He was trying to teach you shitheads a valuable lesson.

>This faggot bought in at the top of the pump last week and got raped by that faggot Fluffy's press conference. He's not this desperate to get rid of his XMR.

>tfw sold my Monero to buy the ETH dip, but ETH kept dipping

>tfw could have bought the dip, sold, bought the next dip, sold, and had bitcoin ready to invest in XMR

FUCK

BCN is a pure scam. Fully pre mined, double spend big recently exploited, it doesn't even have developers anymore.

XMR is the most legit crypto there is. This bullshit fluffy pulled was probably to keep the price suppressed a bit longer so he and his whale friends can keep accumulating. In the end this coin is unstoppable so fucking with it short term is smart.

84 monthly payments holy fuck

Dash started off with an instamine, then they lowered the total coin supply, then a masternode-scheme was devised which puts an artificial drain on liquidity... X11 kinda sucks, the lamassu-project is a total failure, long-term-dash fans are throwing in the towel (bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1793123.0),... Need I go on?

Monero is growing steadily, lots of new developers are showing up, who work altruistically, there's no company behind it, no mining rewards that the devs just 'take', no masternode-interest-scheme, no fake marketing, there's a big and growing reddit-community, there's a stack exchange, monero is actually being used for things, there's no need to pay exchanges to add monero... Dash is just smoke and mirrors to me, whatever its marketcap may be, I just don't care, it's a fake!

>This bullshit fluffy pulled was probably to keep the price suppressed a bit longer so he and his whale friends can keep accumulating
or to get the cancer speculators that 99% of this board is comprised of out of Monero lol

Monero has useage on alphabay

Yes that's exactly how you suppress the price for now.

His "prank" would have sent him to prison if crypto was regulated by the government.

buy monero so south african fatfuck can dump it again to take his gf out for dinner

t. dash fanboi

>I'm going to put the reputation of the project and of the entire stuff in risk and make people lose money just to ''prove'' a completely obvious point that won't change shit a minute after It.
He's a total retard. This is what happens when people who know how to code but are shit at dealing with people and doing business try to do business.

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jesus, 7 years of paying a total of 65,000 on a 10k loan? no wonder why natives are screwed. they're screwing themselves like crabs inna bucket

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Monero's not a business, not a corporation, not even a foundation
When will you P&D ICO retards understand that? It's a fucking FOSS project, if you don't like it fork it and start your own

What's your point?
The devs only created the "tool" for us to use for free and it is a heck of a tool.
It's not premined, if some developers decided to invest in it because they believed in it, there's nothing wrong with that either.
Riccardo Spagni has also publicly mentioned that he doesn't care if Monero is made obsolete by better technology, but the fact remains that Monero is the best privacy coin atm.

Dumb shitcoin trader, begone from Monero!

>*teaches you a lesson*

Dumb bagholder trying to recover from the spagsters epic troll that made everyone leave Monero. I sold all my XMR and got the fuck out. Can't trust it anymore, with devs willing to pull shit like this I have no idea if it will continue to be a good privacy coin. He didn't even see anything wrong with what he did which is the most terrifying thing. What happened did you buy at the peak? Just sell low and get out kid.

Why don't you read the source code and whitepapers instead of blindly trusting the devs? Too dumb for that? Maybe you could pay some guys to audit it for you then
There's literally ZERO reason to trust the devs, you're beyond retarded if you're doing to do that, the only way to secure proper security it's through proper auditing

Either you got the wrong person or you didn't read my comment properly

>with devs willing to pull shit like this I have no idea if it will continue to be a good privacy coin
Dumb statements won't undermine the privacy behind Monero

>The devs can't undermine the privacy of monero

does tucker carlson ever make another expression?

>dude just audit 100k lines of source code by yourself, it worked for openssl because everybody audited that amirite
I hate this argument

I'm not a bagholder, I don't care if a Monero is gradually made obsolete by better technology. This epic troll wont make or break Monero.

This.

BCN is a scam but insider trading, whale accumulation for a P&D and lying to the public is totally legit. Bagholders are fucking crazy man.

Yeah, how will they? If they would undermine the protocol the miners and users won't take it
Yeah, that's why
>pay some guys to audit it
100k LOC isn't even anywhere near to what the OpenSSL 300+k clusterfuck was, specially since the Monero devs aren't absolute retards writing unreadable and undocumented shit
100k it's auditable by a sole autist on his free time, and achievable by someone paid or actually working on it

It's not hard to fucking learn some code and read through the monero source code. You people just wanna throw money around and hope for a huge pump.

Stop being stupid. Go read the code when you've learnt how to (it doesn't take that long) and you'll want to invest in real work, not some ico bullshit.

Good luck finding a coin with less sketchy shit than Monero.

So when is the pump gonna be? I want off this Mr bones wild ride

no

oh noooo $50 how will i buy friday the 13th now

Seems you missed his entire point that he doesn't want it to be a business

Sold at $26 only 3 coins but still

This fuckery casts a bad light on Monero for no gain. It was uncalled for and it really disappoints me as a big supporter of Monero.

Selling any below $100 is just throwing money away.

I can't wait for monero to go up again.

I want off Mr. Spagni's ride.

>TFW Veeky Forums doesn't know about ZenCash yet

Zclassic launched as a clone of Zcash with out the founders reward dev tax scam. Now the same people that launched that have decided to create a new coin that is basically zclassic with a dev tax. Ayy fuckin lmao.

zclassic = zcash - devtax
zencash = zclassic + devtax
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>buy high sell low!

Sounds legit

why the fuck is this going up

>tfw native american and gambling in the casinos instead of running them

shill elsewhere. this is a thread for serious stuff.

the edge tho

well why the fuck does any shitcoin go up

for some reason everyone has decided that the future lies in cryptocurrency and people want to diversify so its not only bitcoin

you can pretty much tell from his fat face that he insider trades

this is the same user that convinced everyone to binge buy zclassic

Just got my monero mining rig setup after putting it off for far too long

2.85 KH/s, not too shabby