ITT we pretend it's 2070

I CANT WAIT UNTIL MY GRANDPA DIES. HIS SHITTY GENERATION COULD THROW A FEW BUCKS AT CRYPTO AND BECOME MILLIONAIRES. THIS ISNT FAIR!!

>implying we won't have gay space communism by then

tfw you get your lambo for 0.33 bitcoins only

why don't you just kill him so you can inherit his cash, you scumbag

the american dream is to attain one bitcoin. it means you made it, that you are owner of one of the original 21 million bitcoin 1.0.

I just sold my 1 mill mooncoins and bought a lambo

sure is great here without the elderly and the disabled

I wish my grandpa bought at least 100 of Ethereum during the cryptoboom, instead of investing it into this useless bitcoin noone uses anymore. I could be a billionaire now

g-guys, bitcoin is only 2cents each, should i buy now or will it go lower

I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL WE EUTHANIZE GRANDPA. THAT DUMBSHIT LOST ALL HIS MONEY GAMBLING ON THOSE SHAM FAKECOINS, BACK IN THE DAY, BEFORE TRUMP'S IMPEACHMENT, AND HE WAS NEVER RIGHT IN THE HEAD AGAIN. HIS GENERATION WAS TRULY THE WORST EVER.

>The year is 2070
>No currency exists, everything we need is provided by molecular reconstruction (including lambos)
>Crypto still exists but as a conduit for information
>The only currency is power
>Automated space mining has killed the need for any human being to work
>The first human colonization ship is about to disembark from the United planet of earth
>Giant solar farms site ontop of the glassy surface that used to be the middle east
>SpaceXXX is a porno
>We're about to deploy our first Dyson sphere panel

i want to belive

Kek

>nocoiner is still hoping for Trump impeachment
this is as good of a sign to invest in crypto as any

it's actually fairly accurate at our current rate of development.

haha glassy surface.

>this is as good of a sign to invest in crypto as any
Go ahead, sport ... get all of your $400 net worth in the game....

> "Feb 21st 2070:
A fringe group of currency neo-luddites colloquially known as 'nocoiners' firebombed the headquaters of PoloniCorp, the worlds largest asset exchange yesterday.
It is believed the group wants the US dollar removed from the BTC-Standard. The group mostly seems to be comprised of impoverished and alienated milennials who refused to participate in the economic shift that earned their generation the nickname "The NEETS" due the easy and lavish lifestyles the boom in modern currency granted them."

t. butthurt libcuck

Say it with me -- 8 years.

Betting on Trump still being president at the end of this year was the easiest money I've ever made. Easier than crypto.

>Clinton winning the election was the easiest money I've ever made
- you, October 2016

What?
Nah I didn't bet either way on that, too risky.
I was serious about the betting that Trump will simply remain in power at the end of this year and making lots of money off of liberals. I hope it's another 7 years on that too. I think I agreed with you so I'm not sure why you think I would have bet on Clinton? I fucking love Trump lol

>implying quantum computing wont end this crpto scam eternally

>he doesn't know about quantum resistant currency

>implying quantum computing will be relevant in the next 20-30 years

Kek.

>270K annual salary
>$8000/mo take home
>$2500/mo basic income
>$6000/mo rent
>$1200/mo food
>$3000 misc expenses
Only $300/mo after living expenses life is fucking scam.

God damn, why did we have to elect Zuckerberg III, with this new 78% marginal tax rates, I'll barely be able to feed my dog.

>children swordfight with their pubescent penises