Does it creep you out when you look in the mirror and you realize you aren't too far removed from pic related?

no, actually, no one has such an explanation

it's one of the great embarrasments of evolutionary theory, there's far too many missing pieces

genetic similarity is pure propaganda, see:
blog.drwile.com/?p=9851

hominids are most likely not related to us at all, and are in fact bigfoot fossils

>scientists clone homo habilis and bring it back
>release it into a large city
>walks into a supermarket and starts eating beef right off the rack
>takes a nap right in the middle of the frozen foods isle the air conditioning is extra comfy
>doesn't understand why pale baby faced men woke him up equipped with sticks and are mad at him

they should make a movie based on this premise I think

We had white skin under our fur originally. Many mammals do. When we lost the fur for whatever reason, we developed black skin to protect against the sun in Africa. When we migrated out the black skin was no longer needed. As to why we lost our fur. nobody really knows. Possibly because of parasites.

>Does it creep you out when you look in the mirror and you realize you aren't too far removed from pic related?
No, great ape/hominid master race

>inb4 plebtilians start shitposting
>inb4 WE WUZ DINOZ

>we came from apes
t. fedoralord

Aren't you missing your church group?

no because i'm white

IIRC it's got to do with fur impeding evaporation of sweat.

>there are people in this board who seriously don't believe in evolution
Ok guys, this religious meme has gone too far.

Falling out of airplanes and hiding out in holes
Waiting for the sunset to come people going home
Come out from behind them and shoot them in the head
Now everybody's dancing, the Dance of the Dead

It's his mission to spread the gospel to this anime porn website.

not entirely true....
only Chirstians and Jews are descendant from these fossils scientists find. Hence why the Quran states they are descendents of Apes. Most Islamic people descend from Allah's creation from earth and clay. Likely a poetic meaning- Fossil evidence of early fishes are the likely ancestors of Muslims from various contextual passages from quranic passages and the fact that sealife is considered the purest of animals. Therefore believers and kafir are literally different species.

>hominids are most likely not related to us at all
We ARE Hominids, by definition.

Are you missing your 5th masturbation session fedoralord?

Evolution is an outdated racist pseudoscientific theory from the 19th century.

How do you deal with the fact that evolution can be observed in laboratory conditions and in ecosystems active today?

>How do you deal with the fact that evolution can be observed in laboratory conditions and in ecosystems active today?
It can't.

>literally "dealing with it" by denial
kek

Yes actually, but I also do it for other people.

Sorry OP, I don't know this feel. Maybe try not being black?

Honestly i can't be bothered.
Maybe someone in this bait thread will

...

kek

They once tried to "evolve" a fruit fly to have another set of wings. The offspring had another set of wings but they didn't work because it is against God's will. Those scientists will most likely go to hell unless they repent.

>all those fedoras fumbling around trying to prove evolution and failing

Evolution is already proven, observed and used in everyday life. What is your problem user?

I see.
Carry on being retarded user.

He has been told that "evolution" conflicts with his fringe cult, so he is obligated to attack it.

>Evolution is already proven, observed and used in everyday life.
>Can't even give proof because i just destroyed his argument with facts

Carry on being ignorant fedoralord. I'll pray for you.

I want you to define evolution for me.

Do not use google.

I dont look anything like michelle obama though

Natural force that created life from rocks and people from monkeys.

>destroyed my argument
I just told you i don't feel like talking about biology and directed you to Veeky Forums, the appropriate board.

io9.gizmodo.com/8-scientific-discoveries-that-prove-evolution-is-real-1729902558

Here are some undeniable facts.

retard

>outdated
No

>racist
No

>pseudoscientific
No

>From the 19th century
Yes

Nice deflection. You know i defeated you.

God's people always win in the end because have facts on our side and a book full of ancient knowledge. Meanwhile all fedoralords have is "scientists" writing books about what they think happened in the past.

Most scientists are fedoralords corrupted by schools and paid by the government to spread the lie of evolution.

>outdated
Evolution is from the 1800's
>Racist
>pseudoscientific
Evolution was a core belief of nazism and eugenics

The environmental selection of useful traits that are passed on by reproduction?

Is this some sort of a reverse pol-shilling to make us realize we should be gassing the negros, "because of evolution"

I've seen this strategy before, is why I'm asking.

I'd have you know that Asians and Jews are even more "evolved" than you, just preemptively.

i thought that every person is born a muslim?

Honestly, I'm quite disappointed in this thread, this topic is really interesting to me and Veeky Forums never talks about it, and of course when someone makes a thread it's filled with Veeky Forums and /pol/ shitposting, I don't mind dissenting opinion but at least provide constructive discussion.
Anyways, to answer your question, there's a ton we don't know.
Homo Erectus was the first major hominid migration of out africa, it was an extremely successful species and the technology it created, the Acheulean industry, was the dominant technology for most of human history.
It is believed that many different hominid species arose from that migration, the most prominent of which is Homo Neandethalensis (the caveman you talk about), skin color is a result of many different genes and it is still debatable over whether the Caucasoids derive their light skin of inter species breeding. Also, it's likely that many other hominid species existed, that we just don't know about. For example, the denisovians which we know from a fingerbone found in some cave in russia and genetic admixture among the australian aborignals (who migrated there around 60-40k years ago). I remember hearing that some people had genetic influence from an unidentified species of hominid, paleoanthropology is an odd subject, that's constantly subject to change due to how little we know.

If it's proven then why is it called "a theory" and not "a law"?

Well yeah, considering they're human cellz.

Is this some kind of reverse /r/atheism shilling to make us accept the satanic cult known as evolution?

All of that is false. Adam and Eve were the first humans and they were not some kind of "half man half ape"

Why does he look so smug?

>/r/atheism
Yes, yes

you may stop pretending

Well mr fat atheist. Are you from /r/atheism shilling your satanic cult around the internet?

Get a real job and a life. Then you'll start going to church, fedoralord.

whatever man, if you had an argument you wouldn't be doing this

Get a life. You're nothing but a government shill trying to indoctrinate our children with the racist pseudoscientific belief known as atheism. If it wasn't for this you'd be just another atheist bum buying all Richard Dawkin's books with your parents money.

I actually have a life and have devoted it to the lord. This is why i must spread his message.

I want a dog like that too, where did you get him?

>I actually have a life and have devoted it to the lord
Butt user, is that really why you're on Veeky Forums?

I know you're baiting, but you realize, taxonomically, Humans are Apes right?
Also, on a personal not, I've viewed the story of Adam and Eve as a really excellent allegory for the plight of intelligent life, and the negative effects that self-realization brings.
I was watching this documentary on these amazon natives being contacted and forced into modern society due to some raids, desu the part that did it for me was watching him dressed up in naught but a loincloth, practically naked, then hearing him say later on in modern garments, "Now, (that we are a part of modern society) we are afraid to be naked".
Honestly, the story of Adam and Eve seems to be telling us that ignorance is bliss, and although the fruit of knowledge is certainly sweet (It propelled us to near mastery of nature) it has the effect of self-realization, no longer can you wallow in present bliss, you constantly worry about the future, about arbitrary happenstance, specifically I suppose about attaching "meaning" to things that were meant to be "meant".

I'm here to spread the good word of the lord, fedoralord.

>taxonomically, Humans are Apes right?
Prove it fedoralord.

I apologize, *never meant to be "meant"

Gravity is also a theory. Try to ignore it, if you are so smart.

natural selection is not evolution

Why should we listen to lord who can't even back up his words by himself, but relies random Veeky Forums member as his herald?

And the difference is?

No matter who you are and no matter where you spread your message, as long as you are a christian you are a messenger of the Lord.

that really doesn't answer the question

the newtonian theory of gravity has nothing to do with things falling down on earth, it only explains the motions of the planets around the sun

and when I say explain, I actually mean describe, it's a formula that accurately describes the motion, but does not explain it

>I enclose no hypothesis
t. newton

Your shitposting really isn't that funny honestly, I'm starting to think there's some raid or something on this board, Veeky Forums has really down the drain lately.
Anyhow, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hominidae
All the evidence you need to find, is on your own body.
First off, the great apes are distinguished from other primates by their lack of a tail, you are certainly a primate if you wish to go that far, people have excellent depth perception compared to most other mammals that aren't primates. Primates usually have a very distinct separation of the neck, head and body which I'm certain you have. To get back to apes, the great apes also have fully opposable thumbs, try putting your thumb on the skin side of every finger on that same hand, did it? That kind of dexterity is a feature unique to hominids.

Accumulation of genetic mutationts over a long time.

How so fedoralord?

This in no way proves we are related to apes. Plus wikipedia is primarily edited by fat neckbeard fedoralords like yourself.

If God is so smart why does he let humans spread his word instead of supernatural things instead that would make us believe it immediately?

>This in no way proves we are related to apes
user you are literally an ape that can walk, you have the same skeleton as a chimp only slightly modified. The very fact that we humans still have basic primate behavior also shows we came from a specific kind of monkey.

natural selection removes traits, evolution supposedly creates them, the proposed mechanism is mutation, but no mutation has ever been beneficial, the vast majority of mutations are fatal at birth, the bigger majority of mutations tend toward a certain type of dna, rather than the randomness that evolution requires, and whats more most of them concentrate on certain areas of the genome, meaning some parts will never be mutated

evolution can't work, not as proposed, the more we discover about genetics, the less useful or accurate the theory becomes

most textbooks are 20 years out of date, most discoveries about genetics out of the entire body of knowledge were made in the last 5 years

the house of cards is falling apart around you

>I'm starting to think there's some raid or something on this board, Veeky Forums has really down the drain lately.
It's not a raid, it's literally just him, he's a 50-something southern baptist from Mississippi, who has been here at least 2 years everyday posting YEC statements and fedora images.

It is a test for us. We are God's children.

Just because a painter paints a similar painting does not mean that painting came from another painting.

>natural selection removes traits, evolution supposedly creates them
Wrong
Looks like your understanding of evolution is fundamentally flawed senpai

I'm white, so no, it does not cause I'm not remotely similar
If I were a negroid, well...

Evolution is the term for the long term accumulation of genetic mutations, natural selection creates a mutation filter you fucking retard thats why evolution creates the illusion that it is guided by something.
Surely an entity smart enough to make the universe wouldnt create such a silly test. The test is also pointless because God would know exactly how our neurochemistry works meaning he would also know the end results of the test before it fucking began.
>Just because a painter paints a similar painting does not mean that painting came from another painting.
Paintings dont have DNA you retarded fuck.

>most textbooks are 20 years out of date, most discoveries about genetics out of the entire body of knowledge were made in the last 5 years
funny thing is if I actually call you out on your bullshit and ask for a recent academic paper that disproves evolution and supports creationism you'll just say that there's an academic conspiracy to suppress creationist views

>evolution does not create traits

Mutations create traits, retake high school biology.

saying that I will say it will not make it wrong, there is

no paper will outright say evolution is impossible, since they can't get published and will lose their jobs

scientists will say one thing in private and another in public

however the evidence on the matter is clear, nonetheless

they can write in their conclusions whatever they want to appease the status quo, the reality of their findings is the same

> It is a test for us.
Which is pointless as God is supposedly smart enough to know exact results.

How will humans evolve in the future, especially since more and more people with shit genes still get to pass down their genetic code?

mutations create death, retake first grade reading and read my post again

>arguing with jews

And who are you? Some fat fedoralord shilling satanism on the internet for big bucks from the government?

God knows the past and future of this test. He is our father and we are his children.

He made us out of joy but we sinned and so he turned it into a test.

> mutations create death
That is why we are mortal. We are mutants.

Do you not see how that is contradictory to your claim that lots of discoveries have been made in the past 5 years disproving evolution? where do you learn about these supposed discoveries? Ken Ham's website?

Your answer is in your question.
We need to identify genes that not just correlate but cause, by mechanisms we understand, higher intellect.

This will happen. The next step is to just insert them where we need them and we're done.

> but we sinned and so he turned it into a test
it seems like everything went not according to his plan and he now hides between messengers from takeing the respnsibility for his fuck up.

no it doesn't, the discoveries are presented as if they support evolution, or are unrelated to evolution, ad hoc explanations are concocted, that is how it goes

a critical reading will reveal the truth in short order, you just can't say it aloud

Ever heard of Benign Mutations? So many people live healthy lives while having been born without certain muscles.

the vast vast vast majority of mutations do nothing
why

because most of our genome does nothing
because they happen in somatic cells
because they could also be silent since genetic code is redundant

Ken Ham is a great man who exposed the plot to replace God with the racist pseudoscience known as evolution.

God meant for it to happen. We are too inferior to know exactly why he created us.

>mutations create death
Death is a condition it cant be created idiot.
Probably our legs will become useless when it comes to climbing but more adapted to moving on the solid ground, and thats pretty much it.
So God is just crazy then?
>He made us out of joy
Any proof for that? Can you show me a audio recording of him saying that? How about a visual signature that means that as well.

>racist racist racist
why do you keep saying that word

evolution is not racist, until you explain why you think it's racist

>We are too inferior to know exactly why he created us.
Then why in the shit are you talking LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT GOD MADE US FOR.

Humans are fundamentally different from any other being.

Being the only species that was able to go to space at its own free will is the greatest sign of that. We are everywhere, we explore, we invent, we create, we make art. We align with the creative nature of the universe.