What would you do if you become rich?

Pay off my student loans

over

meh

my parents have always thought of me as a colossal fuck up for as long as I can remember. If I ever become rich how should I rub it in their faces?

move far away and never talk to them again after sending them a picture of a bank receipt with a "fuck off" message

Pay their debts.

invest student loans in crypto you fucking cuck. NEET at your parents as long as possible. give them a lambo later.

Cant. Live 200km away from parent with my GF. But i do invest some of my student loans into bitcoin. Still need to repay them eventually.

Buy a relatively small two bedroom apartment to live in, make a low interest no risk fund, live a comfortable life of no work and creative introspection until I get bored.

I'd probably take up something useless but self-enriching like painting or a musical instrument

I'd buy fuck loads of land and build a modest sized house. And then get a new set of tires on my Hyundai.

Not pay taxes and get assfucked by the fed

>that
rich

Dude, you can barely get a decent flat in a big city with that.
Rich is a least 10 millions.

Small house on 20 acres, modest car, retire early, chop firewood for comfy winters. Thats it.

this

Enlarge my dick because i can
Bleach and straighten teeth
Get weights for gains
Live in a small but quiet place.
Single. Unless i get a 10/10.
Fiy my dark eyes with surgery
Get a mustang

Thats maybe it.
Most of my money would probably go to food.

The most imprtant thing is to wake up without an alarm clock shattering your brain out of your ears and konwing that you have enough money to live without ever working again

Honestly I'm not a flashy person so jokes aside no lambo.

I would buy the world's most expensive gun and shoot myself with it.

Become my own country melonpan

The new civics are certified sex-C but are also 35 grand.

This is pretty close to my current net worth, actually, and I don't feel that rich. I have a condo in Boston and I drive a 2015 Accord. I'm inclined to agree with .

same

Would probably live just like I do now, except without the stress of having to make money any more

hey I also live (just outside) Boston

RICE

sell your condo and retire in Ft. Myers

what are you even doing

Kek

I like the city, but I'm moving away in a month.
Headed to Raleigh in a month or so for a new job. Looking forward to experiencing a 20% higher salary in a 20% cheaper city feels like.

Jesus this faggot is vain and pathetic.

I just I realised I didn't asked my own question:
I would say to my father: "This is the true power of capitalism, you religious fag. Now let me have sex with my half-sister."

Also, land, wineyards, travels and culture.

how long you lived in MA?

I've been here my whole life and I have been considering a move as well (to somewhere warm, potentially FL or AZ)

Buy a 3k civic

Two chicks at the same time.

I would put most of the money in safer investments and carry on as usual.

Basically this. My parents look down on me as inferior because they make at least 10x more money than I do. But I wouldn't even want to rub it in their faces, I just want to gain their respect for once in my life.

12 years now. Az is pretty cool but Florida is alligators and Kasey caningan and tornado's in my opinion

Since 2006. Used the GI Bill to go to shitty Bridgewater State and then attended grad school in Ontario (because it's like 10k a year and BU/BC is 50k). Came back to multiple job offers and couldn't resist the money.

I'll miss it, but I can't wait to get away. I have very confusing feelings about the 617.

Another MA fag here debating on whether or not to move to Florida because FL doesn't have any state income taxes and I work a fully remote job as a software consultant.

Cost of living is also lower and I'd be making San Francisco tier money while living there.

mostly just considering those two states because they are cheap and warm

ideally I want to live in San Diego, most beautiful place on earth

but cali is too fucking expensive

>put enough away to live comfortably off interest for life
>invest in education, college
>get a good job with no worries of actually NEEDING the job to survive
>use money from job for luxuries and personal stuff
>give the rest away to A SMALL FEW PEOPLE who wants to do the same thing

OR

>put enough away to live comfortably off interest for life
>invest in education, college
>use the rest to make MASSIVE gains from investing
>take modest amount of gains from investing for luxuries and personal stuff
>give massive rest of gains away to A GREAT MANY PEOPLE who wants to do the same thing

Probably set up a blind trust for giving money to people. Picking people will be tough. Either do it random lotto style or handle it like a scholarship.

>buy £1,5m town house in South London

don't really care after that....my mediocre job would give a nice lifestyle if I didn't have to pay rent

+ renting out 1/2 rooms

certainly wouldn't buy a garish lambo loool

276.319.425.255,60USD

This was the deciding factor for me. MA x 1.2 income and MA x 0.8 cost of living. Accepting the job at Citadel was a no-brainer. I'm in data science, similar to you, so fuck... If you can work remotely from a cheaper region with better looking women? (Let's face it - there's finite talent here in Boston.)

Do it bro.

If I'm rich ? Well, obviously I would get even richer. I noticed that the more money I have, the more money I make. That's the stupidity of our capitalist world but it's working for me.

>South London
Are you sure? I mean, in a decade the whole place is going to be full of Sand People.

What?

eat every day of the week
escape the third world shithole i was born in and live in a safe little town

basically that

buy a shitload of precision machinery
expand property and install geothermal apparatuses
maybe buy an ultralight plane/helo

Make sure i have enough to no longer work and have a nice humble life... give away all the rest to family, friends, etc...

None of what you typical manchildren would do.

The first thing I'd do is remove and replace my genes to become a naturally better person. So I don't end up commiting suicide like the many depressed movie actors who can't write.
C'mon we all know that if any of you raised your standards and moral integrity then you'd have hanged yourself years ago. Or went fully the other way and became a serial killer.

Second thing I'd do is give 75% of the money to my mother, the one intellectual who deserves it. Give some out of pity to keep my father living off dividends, but not rich. Then when I die give the rest to a select few high school students who truly need it and deserve it. Intelligent A students from abusive families or poor humble families.

Then use the rest of the money to... Marrying a girl from Ireland, having a Swedish girl. Living a happy normal life free of stress.

Or. Become an artistic rebel who wastes his life on useless internet matters only a man child would be interested in.
Buying Veeky Forums, buying Hollywood, killing Google, Facebook, Microsoft.
Making good cartoons, music, video games.
Teaching future generations to be less degenerate in their tastes... and their lack of common sense.
Change my neurons to be naturally decent at it so I don't kill myself over being a talentless hack, like every movie actor.

Or vow and succeed in killing every scum on this planet starting with the sjws, jews/turks and create socialism for every caucasian nation on the globe.

That car just screams "I suck cock, but I'll get really mad if you think I suck cock"

>Hating primo niponese made hatchbacks
Stay mad nocoiner

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Ladyboys desu

Only correct answer of the thread

two...at the same time?

Buy my girlfriend a kidney / transplant.

Stage 5 kidney disease. Have to plug her into this every single night..

Was going to invest heavy in ETH and hold for future cash but, fucking transfer and verification times meaning miss all dips.

Check mah balance: 0x83aB2f06127586fcD3BfA4fFa6Ab0b3ce1058Ef6

Pic related

buy a sweet drift car and become a master of the togue

Open a Coding School at my old high school, donate $2 million to it and have my name plastered somewhere. A big fuck you to my alumni

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>create socialism for every caucasian nation on the globe

kys

>Stage 5 kidney disease
damn bro how much time does she have left?

>>>

Fuck user. Hope your favorite coin moons so you can get it.

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You're a legit moron. A cringey one at that.

Go back to your containment board fag.

I create a more robust portfolio of investments. That's really all. Allocated as such
>Dividend paying stocks of reliable, growing companies
>Some safe havens to protect against market downturn
>Ventures or otherwise risky investments I can fill my personal time with and make some cash for more ventures
Lifestyle of a middle class new yorker, reasonably $100k annual

Basically what I do now but not ever worry about money or not using a condom again.

i'd drink better scotch

Dialysis should keep her going a while. Causes fertility issues and other side effects in the long term though, and she's already 29..

She has permanent shits cause of all the laxatives too, (kidney failure causes constipation), such a smell.

If we get a transplant, should keep her going another 20 years, hope STEM cell ones will be out by then.

Thanks a lot mate. Fingers crossed.

Finally got verified on one exchange (Coinfloor), awaiting £5k of funds to arrive there (probably will take yonks and miss another dip). Can dump another £8k if needed once I know what I'm doing. Got another £50k in savings after that but not sure if I want to use that yet, was supposed to be saving for a house..

Fuck lambos, just a comfortable life, good healthcare for the lass, decent house, and no more wagecucking for retards would be nice.

I'd just keep NEETing. If this goes right I would haver worked for a grand total of 11 days in my life.
I'd probably also make a free visual novel.

>100k is middle class NYC.

>brings in /pol/itics
>mommies boy tier shit
>using ellipses in that way
Decent bait, I'd give it a 7/10

1.) Quit job with proper 2 weeks notice
2.) Pay denbts
3.) Take a vacation
4.) Address all property and auto-related concerns. Fix everything.
5.) Invest the majority of the remainder into diversified passive income streams on a spectrum from stable to high-risk.
6.) Keep the final remainder on-hand in the event of an emergency.

And go from there

Keep going to work since I enjoy my job. Put my money with some people who are better at investing than me. Pay off mortgage and student loans, otherwise just let the money grow. Occaisionally buy something outlandish and quirky like a black bordered vintage mtg deck or the original jason mask from friday the 13th part 3

Move to Fukuoka, buy a house, retire.

My financial independence goal is 4M USD.
At that level I can withdraw $160k per year providing the stock market returns at least 4%.

What would I do? First - just totally relax for four months to a year. The greatest feeling is waking up without a care in the world and I havent felt that for quite some time.

Afterwards - get my PhD, either in comp sci or physics (I already have a an engineering bachelors).

Im tempted to say get involved in circles of inventors and angel investors, but I wouldnt want to risk the principal anylonger. Maybe on a very limited basis with the 160k/year I'm getting.

The most important thing for me is to enjoy my life on my own terms.

I would wage war on the jews more than I already do.

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fuck off to /pol retard

It depends. If they support you financially even though, they deserve at least recognition and respect. I plan to buy them a new house if I ever make it for putting up with my neet ass all these years.

Weeaboo and a /pol/nigger? fuck off

Maybe this is the vodka talking, but this is fucking comedy gold.

Have sex with MILFs everyday.

That's rough man. If you post her nudes I'll give you .5 btc

Dream bigger user
You're rich

fatter milfs?

Have sex with MILFs everyday on my private jet...

daily massages and blowjobs

I'd probably try to live off of dividends like how most of us would. Live in a high-end apartment (or any apartment so long as I don't have shitty loud neighbors), make video games and travel.

>anybody who thinks differently than I must be from /pol/
How's that pathetic life of yours going?

I don't have a huge MILF thing but yesterday I had one come hit on me while I was at the beach, she had a bangin body but her face was obviously mid 40's

1m? id pay off a typical suburb home. invest some. and live off the money and work part time.