Historical rivalries

1: your country
2: your main historical rival

1: Sweden
2: Denmark

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1. America
2. Mexico

Strangely we've fought more times against Mexico than we'd care to admit.

1. South Africa
2. Britain

Not that we did terribly well.

1. Bong
2. Frogs

1. Finland
2. Australia

Fuck those guys

1: Chechnya
2: Russia

Extra question, WHO ended up doing the most well/won the rivalry

Britain
France

They won like 7/10. We left more of a mark though when we did.

France won in terms of quantitative wars, britain won in the end in trms of being more influential

What would you guys consider to be the main historical rival of the United States? I can't think o anything obvious except for Russia in the Cold War, but that doesn't seem all that historical or long-running.

UK, but i would actually say mainly soviet union/russia to be honest. A long Heated relationship between the only superpowers

Russia
Asian hordes

1.Czech
2.Germany

1. Italy
2. none

Greece?

How

we love Greece, always have, except during WWII but you have to blame the bald manlet for that.

True

We mostly have bantz and rivalries between regions/provinces/cities here to tell you the truth.

1. Turkey
2. Russia or Iran.

1. Colombia
2. Ourselves

... Canada?

Those aren't rivals. Chechnya is Russian frontier province. THESE are what two rivals would look like.

1.French Canada
2. The eternal Anglo

1. India
2. Plumbing

Aztec
China

It all started with Zheng He's voyages to the Americas.

Spen
Spen

Brazil

I think that maybe we don't have one,maybe because we are a "young country",but i will say Paraguay.

>Paraguay war

Canada
NHL

>Hungary
>The world i.e. my own people

For the Americans and Mexicans, the Mexicans used to own everything on the west coast and most of the southwest going as far north as Colorado, maybe further. Then Texas started giving them problems and after that it was Texas' annexation, and then the Mexican-American War. So I'd say at the start: Mexico, but later on: USA

Brazil
Argentina

It's more of a silly competition thing though.

It's mostly due to soccer imo

1.England

2.France, Germany, Spain, Scotland, Ireland, USA to some extent

Wow we're huge cunts aren't we

1: Israel
2: Amalek

Oh, someone from Chechnya, interesting. What do you think of Kadyrov?

1. Netherlands
2. Uh... Spain, I guess?

1. Finland
2. Korea

Argentine
The Mapuches and sometimes Britain an France

1) France
2) Germany and the eternal Anglo

Did you bomb the apartments? Thanks for that, landlord was bitching at me about rent

1. India
2. Various indian kingdoms themselves causing dirty mudslimes and Anglo to gain power

America has no rivals

they are rivals for the shitpost throne.

1. Germany
2. Other germans

No, that was FSB

Austria?

1. Uruguay
2. Brazil?

1. Portugal
2. Islam

1. Italy
2. Fucking Italy

Why not you retarded and communist brother Venezuela

Chechnya might be officially part of Russia, but mostly independent.

Kadyrov does slightly good work, but I can't forgive him for switching the sides and fighting against the separatists.

This

1. The United Fucking States
2. The World

1:Netherlands.
2:Poseidon.

But I guess Spain or Germany.

1.Australia
2.Emus

It would be bongs or France bud.

...

1. Germany
2. France
Why not Austria?

underrated

1. Australia
2. No contest

We've had no beef with anyone. NZ and Indonesia like to get shitty with us but they're little cuties who know we could kill them if we wanted.

1. Serbia
2. Bosnia

1: Swiss
2: Habsburg (yes, they dead nao)

1. Greece
2. Debt

1. Argentina
2. Peronistas

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1. Argentina
2. Noperonistas
3. una MILF

1.America
2.America

Civil war. The only time we've ever been truly challenged, aside from the revolutionary war, was when we fought ourselves.

1. America
2. Ourselves
The only 2 countries to actually stand up to the USA have been Vietnam, who we've only fought once, and Britain, who is now our #1 Ally. We've fought ourselves both militarily and politically throughout our history.

Italy's main enemy is itself
Half the country didn't want to unite in the first place

>Mexico is so imponent it fights an entire continent
Damn.

>*Aussie delusion time*

its been ptoved it was the FSB

>Ass mad Kiwi
I'm loving all those planes in your military broo

>Australia
>The fact the office of the Australian Prime Minister is essentially like the Hogwarts defense against the darks professor position

1. Germany
2. The World

1. Australia
2. Emus

no not really

1. Gautland
2. Svíþjóð

1. Italy
2. North Africa, Germany, Greece, France, Italy

Canada

If we go by hockey then probably Finland

1. Balkans
2. Balkans

America.
Russia?

1. Philippines
2. Filipinos outside of the capital

1. France
2. England, Germany, Spain, Italy, Russia.

We have only one friend, and it's fucking Poland.

Québec.
KKKanada.

1. Austria
2. early: France, Ottomans; later: Italy

1. Portugal

2. Castille or Islam

fuck off faggot, we hate you

>Scotland, Ireland, USA

1. That's not a country
2. A Quebecois accusing anyone of being xenophobic is a laughable concept

Whatever

1: Bongland
2: France.. And Germany.. And everyone else.

Shouldn't that be evryone?

1. The West
2. Muslims

Actually, I don't know. Much of animosity towards Germany comes from WW2. We just targeted Germany instead of all other german-speaking states. Many czechs know shit about austria-hungary and history in general so they hate germans just because sudets and lidice and lezky and shit.

>le clash of civilizations maymay

Afghanistan
Ourselves

Netherlands.
The Frogs, invaded us several times in the 17th, 18th and 19th century.

And the eternal Anglo, backstabbers, genocided our Afrikaner cousins and the ones who created Belgium. Dutch land and people turned into a frog colony.

>Anglo

And the bongs slept with your women whilst your men were working in German factories. You're probably part bong yourself.

I feel you.

Wow, someone from Afghanistan. What do you think about the U.S. invasion?