1000 word philosophical essay due tomorrow

>1000 word philosophical essay due tomorrow
>haven't even started yet

1,000 words is four sides of paper, if you can't waffle for that long then you deserve to suffer, to contract AIDS, and to die of a prolapsed anus.

Don't worry senpai I have one for you

...

Wops, that was all. Guess Gettier wouldn't have flunked your class if.

Obviously meant he would have flunked your class.

Hand in a picture.

Haha genius!

>200 character password due for cryptology class tomorrow
>haven't even started
Send help

>download rainbow table (kek)
>pick random hash
>done

That's not too bad, I did that all the time when I was in college.

>20 pages on Brazilian Afro-Carib diaspora religion due by May.
>Haven't even started yet.

>100 word essay on France due next October
>haven't even started yet

>3 word essay on the holy roman empire due in 12 minutes
>haven't even started yet

WE

DON'T NEED NO

EDUMACATION

>50,000 word term paper on Roman Britain dildo manufacturing under Julius Caesar due in 2 minutes
>Haven't even started

fug

What's the topic OP?

bamp

I know that this is a meme but if you want to write anything coherent, structured and relevant you need to do research on your sources, formulate your thoughts and get rid of contradictions by proof reading multiple times. I never understood the "you can just ramble something", that wont give you more than a barely passable grade. Either you guys are undergrads or I have ADD.

>5 inch penis due for a fap in 15 minutes; not even hard yet.