ITT Historical figures who were pretty much the same person

ITT Historical figures who were pretty much the same person

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the man on the left must have been very brave to get all those war medals

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Ave Caesar! Real name, no gimmicks

Two plebian girls go 'round the outside
'Round the outside, 'round the outside
Two plebian girls go 'round the outside
'Round the outside, 'round the outside

Guess who's back, back again
Severus' back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back

I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants ta
Have Alex no more, they want Maximinus, I'm chopped liver
Well, if you want 3rd century crisis, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of garum mixed with some hard vinum
Some aqua that'll jump start my heart quicker
Than a shock when I get shocked at the Aesculapium
By the meiducs when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (heyyy!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause I'm back, I'm paying off Germans for not abating
I know that you got a job, Ms. Elgabalus
But your husband's heart problem's complicating
So the SPQR won't let me be
Or let me be me, so let me see
They assassinated me in 235AD
And the currency devalued without me
So, come on and pederast, bum on your lips
Fuck that! Cum on your lips and some on your tits
And get ready, ‘cause this century's about to get heavy
Almost collapsed the Roman Empire, so fuck you Livy!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me!
‘Cause we need a stable currency
So I lowered the silver content of the denarii
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
Vae Victus to all who oppose me!

Pretty close

We’ve been going back and forth for a century
[Keynes] I want to steer markets,
[Hayek] I want them set free
There’s a boom and bust cycle and good reason to fear it
[Hayek] Blame low interest rates.
[Keynes] No… it’s the animal spirits


[Keynes Sings:]

John Maynard Keynes, wrote the book on modern macro
The man you need when the economy’s off track, [whoa]
Depression, recession now your question’s in session
Have a seat and I’ll school you in one simple lesson

BOOM, 1929 the big crash
We didn’t bounce back—economy’s in the trash
Persistent unemployment, the result of sticky wages
Waiting for recovery? Seriously? That’s outrageous!

They gotta be related right?

Of all the things in this trailer, the fact that it was so obviously shot in the American southwest triggers me the most, for some reason

Napoleon Bonaparte and Julius Caeser. Benito Mussolini could also be thrown in there to form a triangle of Italian Caesers.

What the shit are those rod thing on the right breast of his uniform. They almost look like bullets.

What the hell is the tune supposed to be?

Referring to Nicholas or Haile Selassie?

Nicholas. His right breast.

Not just anywhere in the southwest.

The exterior scenes were shot on location near St. George, Utah, 137 miles (220 km) downwind of the United States government's Nevada National Security Site. In 1953, extensive above-ground nuclear weapons testing (11 total) occurred at the test site as part of Operation Upshot–Knothole.

The filmmakers knew about the nuclear tests but the federal government reassured residents that the tests caused no hazard to public health.

The cast and crew totaled 220 people. By the end of 1980, as ascertained by People magazine, 91 of them had developed some form of cancer and 46 had died of the disease.

It's been debated whether it was John Wayne's smoking habit or making this movie that gave him the cancer that killed him. That makes this the most literally cancerous movie hollywood has ever produced.

"Without Me" Eminem
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t. cuckold

Yes, every monarchy in Europe was related in some way. Which adds to WWI being the most pointless war in the world

Cousins

Remember the 12 million Chinese

>tfw you have a shitfit with your cousin and the other cousin comes to your side and it kills half of Europe

Yeah cousins would have been my guess. Still, the similarity is pretty uncanny. They could be brothers, twins even.

>kaiser wilhelm in corner
>*autistic screeching*