What was his fucking problem?

What was his fucking problem?

Double chin

He never realized Dreyfus was trying to fuck him over

Effeminate moustache

Algerian fucking shits

French cocksucker and military fraud

He had three problems. The Germans, the English, and the French.

Americans.

American imperialism

must I really be the one to point out he's French?

Best point yet.

This

Inferiority complex that led to Anglophobia.

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are you saying he was algerian? he was the one who granted algeria independence after years of war, not to mention he basically gave the middle finger to america and israel and made france into a more centrist pro-arab postiiton

Butthurt about being given refuge by the British because god forbid accepting help from the Anglo.

He also hated Churchill and Churchill hated him. I'm pretty sure there's actually a letter to Roosevelt from Churchill complaining about how much of a pain in the ass he was.

Do you even need to ask?

wanted to slaughter wehraboos

delet

Muh Anglo-Saxons.

>he thinks he's Joan of Arc, but I can't get my bloody bishops to burn him

>t. Churchill

>inferiority complex that led to pathological hatred of everything British and American
>get liberated by Americans and British
>"France liberated itself"
>promptly bail on the mutual defense pact with them
Truly French-tier behavior

He had to borrow his coat from someone with a way more impressive stack than him.

Fascist who realised that they were going to get BTFO and joined the winning side instead. Ruined France.

French lie not to deceive others, but to deceive themselves.

>"France liberated itself"
He was right tho france did liberated itself mostly.

>De Gaulle
>Fascist
You can say a lot about him but he definitly wasn't a fascist.

Hon hon hon

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it's the truth a lot of french cities including Paris were liberated by Frenchmen

Raising a flag over your own town while your occupiers are off dealing with the real threat isn't quite that impressive.

This sniveling coward also came to Canada to incite separatism right after they bailed his ass.

>Americans get to Paris well before any Frogs do
>sit and wait instead of taking the city because De Gaulle was throwing an autistic fit
>French "take" the city after most of the German military had escaped all because Americans were gracious enough to do so.
>French take credit for the liberation 70 years later despite doing fuck all to actually liberate it

>"Vive le Québec libre"
>promptly throws a hissy fit when someone says "Brittany for the Bretons"
A hypocrite and a coward.

America had no intention of Liberating Paris because it had no strategic value, only the French wanted to

Hey at least the French were actually competent at liberating their capital, meanwhile look at the Warsaw uprising in Pooland

If France liberated itself how come they conveniently waited until the Americans and British launched the largest amphibious invasion in history?

Surely just a coincidence that their brave efforts to liberate their country came at the same time they arrived.

And we went that way because De Gaulle wanted it liberated and threatened to practically mutiny if they didn't and then he proceeded to go full autist because they were going to liberate it without him.

I can't really fault the Poles for that. The Soviets halted their support on purpose to ensure Poland wouldn't be able to resist Soviet rule.

Guys, listen.

France under de Gaulle really wanted three things.
>The right to be the loudest and most obnoxious country in the room.
>The right to completely ignore international consensus and leave everybody else to pick up the pieces.
>The right to forge your own path freely and independently.
They're the same as us, and asking them to be blindly obedient to us after WW2 would be like asking the US to obey France until the 1840s. We're the same, and that's why we can't get along.

You forgot
>Pretending to still be a "Great Power (TM)" before they were utterly BTFO during the Suez crisis.

>all these anally devastated Anglos ITT pretending he had an "inferiority complex"
>meanwhile they're the ones still crying 50 years later about him successfully defending French interests

lmao Anglos

>they were utterly BTFO during the Suez crisis

That was Britain you dumb burger.

France sent troops too, look it up faggot.

>"Great Power" turns out to be full of chicken shit men and gets toppled in weeks with barely any fighting
>The british help them escape at Dunkirk
>The Resistance is made out of five dudes hiding in their attics and achieves absolutely nothing
>The Allies fight the germans on the east and west and with great difficulty, massive casualties and suffering beat them
>This fucking frog DEMANDS to be put on the same pedestal as those nations that sacrificed so much
>The Resistance is suddenly made out of millions of brave frenchmen who have just conveniently shown up after all the work was done
>Wait, not all work is done, lets assault women in the streets, that'll show the world how manly we are
>The allies did nothing, france liberated itself.

The fucking french, I swear to god.

Weren't most Free French forces Frenchmen that escaped through Algeria and went to Britain from there?

Of course you stupid shiteating retard, and the military operation was a success, but it was the British who then unilaterally surrendered and ran away, without even informing the French. The French were fully prepared to go to war over it and even had the support of Israel and Germany, but with the British gone they no longer had the legitimacy to do so.

>he actually believes that France could defeat Egypt after their loss at Dien Bien Phu

>wanted Britain to return to France
>Churchill basically told him that it will happen but there's no way they can launch a successful invasion soon
>REEEEEEEEEE I WANT FRANCE BACK NOW, FUCKING PERFIDIOUS ALBION
>Churchill reminds him that they are in a much better position to fight in Africa and strike at Italy
>REEEEE REEEEEEE YOU'RE NOT LISTENING, YOU'RE JUST DOING WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME

The man was a fucking idiot and all the allied leaders hated him.

It was the French who saved the British at Dunkirk, and France had more casualties both in proportion and in absolute numbers than either Britain or the United States.

Get some cream for your obliterated anus.

>France had more casualties both in proportion and in absolute numbers than either Britain or the United States
>we got rekt way harder than they did and still lost, look at how great we are!

France did defeat Egypt. The Canal was taken back with no difficulty.

>>The Allies fight the germans on the east and west and with great difficulty, massive casualties and suffering beat them
>>This fucking frog DEMANDS to be put on the same pedestal as those nations that sacrificed so much

Taking something is far different from holding it
Egypt would have revanchist butthurt the same France did with Elsaß-Lothringen
This tbqh
French arrogance does not equate to Allied heroism

>implying Huns don't rightly deserve massacring

>You will never be as assblasted as an Anglo

Not to mention Egypt had the full support of the United States AND the Soviet Union. There was no situation where Britain and France were going to make it out of that one. If the two superpowers of the world that sincerely hate one another are willing to team up to push your shit in, you fucked up.

Doubt it, the Canal was Franco-British to begin with ever since its construction, Egypt had no legal right to it. It was simply a matter of power balance.

What most likely would have happened is that Egypt would eventually have agreed to purchase the Canal.

He couldn't handle the fact that France was liberated with the help of Americans, British Empire, and French Colonial subjects.

Only Britain broke under American pressure, France didn't give a fuck.

And France not giving a fuck is exactly why this thread is so full of butthurt.

You miss the point of the post entirely. France couldn't have held against Soyuz and USA, especially since they had no nuclear weapons at this point. They could not have held the canal. Britain made the intelligent move by backing down.

>You will never be as assblasted as an Anglo

The only people assblasted were the French. Think about it, the country keeping you in the game is the same country you've been fighting wars with for like a thousand years.

The US and Soviets wouldn't have gone to war against France over Suez, are you absolutely retarded?

This thread and 70 years of non-stop Anglo crying and whining say otherwise.

>non-stop French crying and whining
ftfy

Premier Nikolai Bulganin threatened to intervene on the Egyptian side, and to launch rocket attacks on Britain, France and Israel.[301][303] Bulganin accused Ben-Gurion of supporting European colonialism, and Mollet of hypocrisy for leading a socialist government while pursuing a right-wing foreign policy. He did however concede in his letter to Eden that Britain had legitimate interests in Egypt.

The Soviet threat to send troops to Egypt to fight the Allies led Eisenhower to fear that this might be the beginning of World War III.[304] One of Eisenhower's aides Emmet Hughes recalled that the reaction at the White House to the Bulganin letters was "sombre" as there was fear that this was the beginning to the countdown to World War III, a war that if it occurred would kill hundreds of millions of people.[305] In private, Eisenhower told Under Secretary of State Herbert Hoover Jr. of his fears that:

The Soviet Union might be ready for to undertake any wild adventure. They are as scared and furious as Hitler was in his last days. There's nothing more dangerous than a dictatorship in that frame of mind.[304]
Soviets were ready to intervene

Also the whole reason for American intervention was so it wouldn't turn into WWIII. Now fuck off Frog

Sad how obsessed and asspained you are about a much smaller and less powerful country that doesn't care much about you at all.

He didn't like NATO.

No they weren't, they wanted to give the impression that they were, but you'd have to be completely dimwitted not to see it was an obvious bluff, and a coward to give in to it.

Americans rivaling British levels of surrender monkeyness I see.

>much smaller
slightly bigger than the UK :^)
>less powerful
this is true

>countries avoiding full-scale nuclear war is the same as not having a reserve and losing most of your military in a single action and thus surrendering

I assumed you were American, but I keep forgetting just how Americanised and ignorant of their own history Brits have become.

France cares even less about you.

>I assumed you were American
Why do you have such a complex about Americans? They are thousands of miles away from you, and they certainly haven't done as much damage to France as France has done to itself.

>Soviets say "boo"
>Americans: "oooh geeez we'd better do everything they say"
>Brits: "ook haha you can have the Suez Canal and also Hong Kong and would you like a blowjob with that?"
>French: "what the fuck..."

French people don't have any sort of complex about Americans either. This butthurt is completely one-sided, as inferiority complexes usually are.

>French people don't have any sort of complex about Americans
Have a (You), because you made me smile

>Soviets playing up missile gap for years at this point
>no way for Americans to disprove it
>Soviets threaten to intervene and it seems like they're actually going to do it and the U.S. has good reason to believe they're going to do it
>U.S. intervenes to settle the situation (which they thought shouldn't have happened in the first place) down before it gets out of hand
>assmad frog tries to use the historian's fallacy about it decades later

France is still ass mad about 1944 and the fact we made them into a global joke multiple times over the last 50 years for bantz.

Remind me which country has its entire political class and media insulting the other one, literally non-stop at one time?

Please refer toThe burger has it right.

Can French people see the future then, or how exactly did France make use of "historian's fallacy" to not shit their pants like Anglos did?

lmao, you're sure doing your part in proving how not butthurt about France you are.

Lad, I love this shit. Shitting on the French has been a national pastime since we burnt Joan of Arc.

>how exactly did France make use of "historian's fallacy" to not shit their pants like Anglos did?
They did. Paris backed down. You're the one making use of the historian's fallacy to call it an obvious bluff. It wasn't an obvious bluff then.

You mean since you got rekt by a literal teenaged girl?

Maybe we went a bit far on that one, the humiliation seems to have broken your mind.

France only left after Britain had done so unilaterally. Not because of any American or Soviet threats, but because France didn't have a sufficient legal claim on its own after the British surrender.

So Paris backed down. Glad to see we cleared that up.

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Nobody ever claimed France still controls the Suez Canal, that's some truly pathetic goalpost moving.

I thought Brits were supposed to be good at banter.

>the French comeback
Not worth the effort to bant

>why didn't France not back down then?!
>but they did France backed down
>hurr doesn't count
Fucking Frenchmen.

I explained why France left, because it didn't have a legal claim on its own, not because of any threats.

I see we've moved on to the stage where you try to damage control by pretending to be medically retarded.

Embarrassing

>t. frog
Why are you trying so hard m8

What language are you speaking Frenchie?

France left because their ally was threatened. They literally left because of threats. The only damage control here is you.

I'm not even the frog, but your posts are just embarrassing. Please stop.

>I'm not even the frog

You're a fucking retard, laddo.

He's right m8.

It's about 50% French and 50% German.

Reminder that since you are no doubt a monolingual pleb, and since it's impossible to say anything in English more advanced than "me hungry" without using French words, every single sentence you utter, every single thought ever formulated by your little brain, is just another homage to your French conquerors and masters.

Your submission to France is the foundation of your identity, you will never be able to escape it, and this is why your anus will never stop burning.