Is AnCap the most autistic ideology?

Hey maybe the council should fix this road
>REEEEEEE
Maybe the government should help poor people who fall on hard times
>REEEEEEE
I heard the council is going to put up that crossing over the motorway we've been asking for
>REEEEEEE

Honestly anons, it seems pretty autistic to me.

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All the fags that want AnCap now would be the first ones to beg to get rid of it should it get implemented.

Statism has to be the most retarded one. Leftism is a disease what we need to get rid off.

>be NEET
>walking down the public sidewalk to return books to library
>white van screeches to a halt beside me
>ancap throws me inside
>drives me to secret DRO sharia court
>the honorable Murray "babymarket" Rothbard sentences me to liberty™-brand debt slavery for aggravating against my circumcised overlords
>forced to provide unprotected anal sex in a Somalian gay brothel until I can pay off the debt owed in privately minted tender over which my creditor has monopolistic control of supply
>thank god for the NAP

>this thread

Anarchism in general is fucking retarded

It's just another irelevant iteration of liberalism, new worlders developed.

>the majority of capital is owned by a small amount of people
>they use this as leverage to extract even more money from renters and employees
>the only options most have are to either make more money for capitalists or to starve on the streets
This is fine

>government redistributes some of your money to poor people
REEE DON'T TREAD ON ME

Not even an ancap but if you want to help the poor, do so on your own dime.

Yes, yes it is

Agreed,

Anarcho-Primitives want to literally go back to the Cro-Magnon Caveman Big Dick days and live in their own shit

Anarcho-Communists are wide-eyed SJW morons who believe in literal mob rule

Anarcho-Capitalists hate roads, love heroin, and are generally fucking retarded

Look into your heart, you know I'm right.

>in ancap nobody is stopping you from giving your money away, in socialism government literally takes your money away by force

hmmm... really cooks my neurons

Can't tell if trolling or just alt-right dickhead

>cannot distinguish socialism from communism
>Ireland is socialist, North Korea is communist
>Thinks Anarcho-Capitalism or Anarcho-anything can actually work on a societal level
>Is probably a NEET who would die in any Anarchist society
>doesn't realize that anarchism sucks and socialist democracy is the way to go

You sir, are a considerable faggot.

taxation is theft you animeshitter

If only non-assholes spend money on the the clinically retarded, the chronically ill and the crippled (all those guys that will never pay you back), soon assholes will have all the money. So it's better for the non-assholes and the runts of society that the cost of caring for the runts is split by both assholes and non-assholes, but non-assholes won't have it unless forced.

>it's better

for you

>I learn politics from memes

Good post

Taxation is necessary for a society to function, you fucking tard.

"The only constants in life are death and taxes."
-Benjamin Franklin

Don't fuck with me. I'm a proud Bernie Bro and I'll kick your ass which is something your father should've done a long time ago.

if you like death like you do taxes, then go kill urself you gooklover

The upper classes receive far more benefit from subsidies, public education, policing, infrastructure, protectionism and other government services than the poor take in welfare. A poorly treated workforce makes for an unmotivated and unproductive nation in the end.

>inb4 hurry police and public education benefit everyone

Yes, but most of all, they massively cut costs for private security and training respectively.

The closest negative archetype I can come up with for Anarcho-Capitalists is Cleetus the Redneck. But even then, Cleetus would never want Anarchy, he serves 'Murica through his sister and rifle. There's hardly any Anarcho-Capitalists in actual real life, it's a meme, but it's way more reasonable than Anarcho-Communism/Primitivism, as Anarcho-Capitalists realise they would create a Neo-Feudal shithole but they're atleast honest about it.

Dude, I don't like death, I just accept it as a necessity of life. Just like I do with taxation, you moron.

I used to do recon for the Almighty Gaylords street gang on the North Side of Chicago. Don't fuck with me.

Sayre Park Gaylords are badass and will kick your NEET AnCap ass down the street.

I'm a rock, I'm a stone, I'm a Gaylord to the bone.

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>people will be more generous in a society that's even more focused on accumulation of capital
>capitalists exploiting their control of land and money (and in ancapistan they'll own the courts, police and hospitals too) to make them do what they want and extract wealth from them isn't force

Theft as a concept depends on property rights that are only enforced in a state framework with rule of law. Nobody is going to legally or militarily represent some fuckwit like you against bandits and power mad pseudo-aristocrats that would arise to replace the state.

To be fair that was the feeling of most people before massive government welfare programs, that the ultra rich would give alms to the poor out of goodness and civic duty or that religious groups would provide for the poor while trying to convert them.

This

AnCaps are meth-smoking losers, and AnComs are edgy SJW hipsters who want Springfield-esque mob rule.

Social Democracy/Democratic Socialism is the way to go! You know I'm right.

Around here, The Cross is Boss!

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This

Agreed

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And yet these breadcrumbs and working conditions were shirty enough that people felt communism was a good idea by the 19th century. The modern welfare state was literally invented as a necessity to stop violent revolution, and as a poor person myself I have no doubt similar chaos would ensue if my crackhead neighbours were suddenly denied any welfare at all.

Agreed, fuck AnCaps.

Spoken as a proud Bernie Bro and former Gaylord.

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Some "SJWs" are over the top, but the reaction to the movement has become so hysterically obsessed with online identity wars, meme politics and extreme emotions to the point that mere suggestion of social democratic ideas is conflated with a bogeyman caricature of reptilio-Sarkeesian-Marxism somehow. The alt right is not just some mirror flip of entry-level leftist media critics, but far worse, and fundamentally revolve around humor that normalizes genocidal ideologies and conspiracy theories. More analogous to radical Islam than anything.

Agreed, fuck the Alt-Right. Though SJW's also suck ass.

Milo Yiannopolous and Anita Sarkeesian are two sides of the same coin and both need to get their asses kicked.

Whether it's the left one or the right one, a boot on your neck is still a boot on your neck. Fuck tyranny, fuck the Alt Right and fuck Identity Politics.

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Damn right, at least Milo is entertaining though. Anita is a shrill harpy.

Is the alt-right even a big thing though? All I see is people shitposting on Twitter and the chans, it doesn't seem to be a 'thing' outside of that. As much as they like to claim they made Trump and Brexit happen they had minimal impact (and that's being generous).

You're close to turning the alt-right in the SJW boogeyman you mentioned.

There's a lot of coverage in the media attempting to make it a thing, giving a lot of interviews to Richard Spencer in particular. As well, some people consider Steve Bannon, one of Trump's closer advisors, to be a member of the alt-right due to his time as Breitbart CEO.

Anti-SJW is a thing for a reason, they do have too much influence over media and education that does need to be called out. Though I have to admit, the more extreme elements of the anti-SJW crowd do conflate anything mildly 'left' with SJWism.

Yes they are getting more exposure in the media but it doesn't mean it's a growing movement, Richard Spencer is widely (and rightly) considered a racist crank and outside of alt-right circles isn't even that well known. Stephen Bannon is an enigma, as far as I can tell he isn't alt-right himself but is willing to let them speak. After all many on the alt-right don't like his pro-Zionist views.

Yes it is.

So?...

Of course it is, because it bases itself on universal respect of others' boundaries/feelings/financial status etc. All of it either enforced through mob rule or "pacts" or whatever.
No form of anarchism would survive a day, it's literally nuking society to zero to allow a new ruling class to emerge.
>muh statists
>muh fascist state
Bullshit, all of it, you can't expect people to not want to fuck you over.

>taxation is theft you animeshitter
Why is it that I only ever hear this from middle class-rich people whose grasp on politics and societary functions in general is "muh stuffs, don't touch 'em, this is, like, fascism oh my gaah"?

Woah

I agree with you. I was giving the only examples of the media "making it a thing" that I could think of. Really the alt-right is contained to internet and news organizations.

Libertarian Nationalism is the best ideology

>Still believing in the taxation is theft meme

All I want is a mixed economy with strong borders.

This, so much this

You can believe ancap as your own personal moral code. The problem with ancap is that most people are to silly to handle such things. Half the population will eventually just decide as a collective to create a council to fix roads then theyll decide on a few figures the trust to run things they cant be bothered by. Ancap, anarchy and libertarianism to a degree will just revert back to inteventionism because people are just to silly.

>Local warlord is collecting debts
>Spent all my Bitcoin on meth and hookers
>ohshit.jpeg
>Bound to be sent to the salt mines now
>Look out the window and start to cry
>The neighbours trash has blown on to my property which breaks the NAP
>idea.png
>Fire a TOW missile at my neighbours property
>Steal his valuables and everything in his meth lab
>Sell any surviors to the local slavers
>Mfw

It's autistic but it sure is fun to talk about, AnCap theory provides good discussion and debates. Lots of right-libertarians and ancap are clearly on the spectrum, they have asperger voices.

Most autistic on a pure cringe political LARP level are first world """"communists"""" and antifa """""""anarchists"""""""", like holy shit the level cognitive dissonance and low IQ / mental disorder you have to have to operate within those circles is simply stunning

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What do the numbers that street gangs throw out represent?

How do we deal with the autism epidemic plauging our societies?

>it bases itself on universal respect of others' boundaries/feelings/financial status etc

I'm not an anarchist, but so does statism

I'm a statist, but how exactly is taxation not theft? Admitting that taxation is theft doesn't make you an anarchist, or even a libertarian. I, for example, just accept it as a necessary evil, but it is still evil.

Do people really always need to manufacture a nonsense reason people have a different views

Ancap is literally just tyranny of aristocrats

do something about the chans and reddit, they are obviously spreading the disease

And? Is that supposed to be a criticism of anarcho-capitalism?

It's basically feudalism which has been re-branded.

No, statism, and indeed all kinds of government, bases itself on the monopolyo f force.

Tyranny is inherently bad

Excuse my phone

It's only theft if you consider the state to be illegitimate, taxation is more like like a social contract.

This is what happen when right wingers misappropriates anarchism for their neo-fedualism tendencies

So is private property

But it's not

Ancap has to be the most retarded ideology since the "cap" part is completely fucking redundant. Any "Anarchy-something" is just so fucking stupid.

Why?

But I didn't sign any social contract

This

Tyranny is bad because it's unsustainable, people don't like feeling stepped on, and there's more peasants than there are lords, you'll have to sleep sometime

>people don't like feeling stepped on

But that's wrong

Then abandon its privileges and stay off public roads. You'll have to make money to pay for your healthcare yourself. Oh, and don't count on the police for help either.

Eventually the peasants get pissed and rise up, this is how you get communism.

Most people want to feel at least some control over their lives unless they're mentally damaged S&M bottoms, that's a pretty fringe minority

>abandon its privileges
but he'd still be arrested for not paying taxes
>You'll have to make money to pay for your healthcare yourself
or you can buy health insurance

The social contract is implicit with citizenship. You are free to revoke your citizenship and move to a different country. If you don't like taxes, move to Somalia.

But if you live in a society and want to benefit from said society, you're partly responsible for its upkeep.

Somalia has taxes and a government

The point is still a valid one, if you're going to be benefiting from citizenship of X nation you are partly responsible for it.

But the Somali government doesn't have a monopoly on force

and if I dont want to what should I do

revoke your citizenship and move to Somalia or eastern Congo

Go and stay go

Other than laws, what is the difference between Somali police and the police in any other government?

Somalia and eastern Congo have taxes. He should move to UAE, where only foreign banks and oil companies pay taxes

But they also have government

Then you've reached the point where a child keeps asking why because it wants to get all the toys and have its way and wants its fantasy, egotistical dreamland to become true.

They don't have a monopoly on force, and they aren't good at using the force they have

A faild state is still a state. I'm not an AnCap or even Libertarian, but Somalia argument is so stupid

Would you say the same if you canceled your Netflix account, but they kept giving you service and used that as justification to charge your bank account?

A failed state is the closest thing on earth to an anarchist society, outside of the few neighborhoods in Athens

Revoke your citiznship and move to a nation that more closely fits your ideals.

Comparing Netflix to the services the government provides is retarded.

Why?

>Infrastructure to maintain a humane standard of living, protection from crime and roads to travel on are like netflix
ok

I think you missed the point.

The state provides essential needs such as a basic level of healthcare which at the most limited is used to prevent and contain epidemics, infrastructure to allow people to get to work and a social safety net to prevent extreme poverty (which can also lead to epidemics). Among other things.

Netflix is a luxury that allows you to watch House of Cards at the weekend.

And?

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Don't fuck with me. I'm a proud Bernie Bro and I'll kick your ass which is something your father should've done a long time ago.
Watch out, we've got an internet tough guy here.

Your argument was a bad one.

area codes of their hood

So just fake your own death and live in the woods. fucking christ, you should be happy you have internet to shitpost on

You wanna throw down, bro?

I used to roll with the Almighty Gaylords, both in Sayre Park on the North Side of Chicago and in Paducah, Kentucky.

Hell, I was one of the ones who brought the 712 to Wise, Virginia. This internet tough guy can lay your alt-right pussy-ass out.

God forgives, Gaylords don't. Cross is Boss.

>misappropriates anarchism
As if having anarchism is something to be proud of

>Jacques Ellul, a French philosopher and Christian anarchist, notes that the final verse of the Book of Judges (Judges 21:25) states that there was no king in Israel and that "everyone did as they saw fit".[8][9][10] Subsequently, as recorded in the first Book of Samuel (1 Samuel 8) the people of Israel wanted a king "so as to be like other nations".[11][12] God declared that the people had rejected him as their king. He warned that a human king would lead to militarism, conscription and taxation, and that their pleas for mercy from the king's demands would go unanswered.

>I used to roll with the Almighty Gaylords
Yeah you're an almighty gaylord all right

Anarchism is retarded

Make fun of the name, but if you met one of the remaining Gaylords gangsters, you would shit your pants in fear. These guys are stone killers and based gentlemen. You fuck with them and you fuck with the best.

White flight and gentrification decimated a lot of their numbers in the 90's and 2000's, but the Gaylords are still around in some of the more blue-collar suburbs and hoods and are even more vicious, violent, and badass.

Plus, they're closely allied with the Latin Kings and the People Nation, so I wouldn't mess with them if I were you.