*Record scratch*
*Freeze frame*
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
*Record scratch*
Jackson Williams
Adrian Hernandez
>nigger detected
Alexander Sanders
Austrian here, Poland had it coming.
Nathaniel Martin
>Poland is the only reason your country didn't become a Turkish frontier in the 17th century.
>"Poland had it coming."
Hudson Kelly
yes to the second
Luke Foster
wilno nasze
Parker Watson
Now here's a story all about how
My country got cucked upside down
I'd like you to take a land down there
And hear about how I became the Christ of Europe.
Henry Murphy
>be young pacan with an attitude of a pan
>get lithuanian lessons provided since kindergarten
>no! no zhmudzini for me droogies. i am proud hussar (btw going to london after i finish primary school, which i wont because fuck school)
>get shit tier minimum wage job because didn't get an education and didn't learn lithuanian
>get fired because alcoholic
>start injecting heroin
>get hiv
>get aids
>die
Andrew Ortiz
DANZIG IST POLNISCH
Isaiah Price
why didn't they just go underground?